Let you go to slow synthesis, you drive me crazy?

Lu Qianyun watched carefully with a knife in his hand. When he raised the knife and was about to swing it at the "pig" on the iron sheet, he saw that there was nothing on the iron sheet.

She turned her head and glanced left and right, and found Bai Xin who was dodging behind in the corner. Lu Qianyun said, "What are you doing in a daze? Come and lie down."

Bai Xin looked at her in horror, pointed to the iron plate and then pointed to the knife in her hand, and said tremblingly, "Lu Qianyun, what on earth are you going to do? Why are you still holding a long knife in your hand?"

Bai Xin is very flustered now, Lu Qianyun won't take this opportunity to take revenge on her, will he?

Lu Tianyun glanced at her and said impatiently, "Do you still want a baby?"

Bai Xin made a decisive choice between cleaning the pigsty and Lu Qianyun's filming. She was determined not to clean the pigsty.

She couldn't stand the thought of her smelling like pig shit.

Besides, Lu Qianyun would never stab her in front of the live camera with a knife!

"Okay, I'll come." Bai Xin showed a desperate expression on his face, resigned to his fate and came over and lay down on the iron sheet.

Lu Qianyun looked at Bai Xin with satisfaction: "That's right, this is a 'pig', ah no, people should be self-conscious."

Bai Xin: "..."

Netizens were stunned by Lu Qianyun's series of operations:

[Who can tell me why knives, cauldrons, and iron plates are used in the filming of promotional videos... I was shocked! 】

[TA must have a reason for doing this, although I can't understand this mysterious operation! 】

[Blind guess, it's not about killing pigs...]

[Bai Xin: Thank you, you are so nice, you can actually treat people like pigs! 】

[I haven't watched a variety show for a year, and "My Slow Life" has been frequently searched these days, so I came in out of curiosity to watch it. I didn't expect that the current variety show has exploded like this! 】

[Lu Qianyun is taking revenge on Xinxinzi. I didn't expect Lu Qianyun to be so vicious. She took revenge in the name of a mission and even slaughtered pigs. She must be mentally ill. 】

[Lu Qianyun: Thank you, my mood is very stable, I want to go crazy for a while every day! (Scarlet eyes, tongue licking the bloody knife)]

Lu Qianyun turned her head slowly, looked at the follow-up portrait behind her who mocked her, and said quietly, "Brother, can you be my cameraman?"

Lu Qianyun's half-smiling appearance made cold sweat drip down the back of the big brother who followed him, and he quickly responded, "Okay, okay."

After everything was ready, Lu Qianyun closed her eyes and took a deep breath to start performing.

The moment he opened his eyes, the cameraman seized the opportunity to start shooting. The elder brother who was carrying the camera felt that Lu Qianyun's temperament completely changed at this moment.

Without the indecency of the past, her face is full of concentration at this moment!
"For the safety of the pig, the protagonist pig in this promotional filming will be replaced by Bai Xin!"

Bai Xin almost vomited blood from anger, her eyes kept throwing the knife at Lu Qianyun.

"Really fresh meat, not only fat but not greasy!"

Lu Qianyun's eyelashes fluttered slightly, and she looked straight at the camera with a smile on her face.

A knife in his hand is out of place in this beautiful picture.

"It is strictly controlled from the inside to the outside, from the factory to the entrance."

She walked slowly to Bai Xin who was lying on the iron board.

Regardless of the "don't come here" in her eyes, a knife slid down Bai Xin's back step by step.

"Xinghua Village Farm, a paradise for pigs, use good meat to make a bowl of your peerless soup!"

The people in the live broadcast room were dying of laughter at this scene, Bai Xin opened her eyes wide and said rejection all over her face, Lu Qianyun ignored it and was still talking about catching the horse.

[Turn around and leave, unable to speak!Simple art requires only exquisite showmanship! 】

[Laughing rich, suggest that Lu Qianyun turn her head out to see if she looks like a normal person?Why can she always say such funny things. 】

【Bai Xin: The smile suddenly disappeared.JPG】

Lu Qianyun's knife was still wandering around Bai Xin's body. After slowly moving a few times, Lu Qianyun leaned down and took a deep breath, looking at Bai Xin playfully.

"Exquisite pork often requires simple operations."

Lu Qianyun walked to the cauldron of boiling water above Bai Xin's head, took a long-handled ladle, and gently stirred the steaming boiling water.

Scoop up a spoonful from top to bottom and pour it down slowly, the sound of water came to Bai Xin's ears.

She is almost going crazy from being tortured now, who knows what Lu Qianyun wants to do, and why he tortured her like this!
"A spoonful of boiling water to remove the hairs from a fat pig."

Bai Xin: "..."

When Bai Xin, who was lying on the iron board, heard this sentence, she was really afraid that Lu Qianyun, a lunatic, would pour boiling water on her body.

"Gently scrape off the pig hair." Lu Qianyun said in a calm tone, "In this way, we will get a big, smooth and shiny pig."

She slid her fingers to Bai Xin's waist, with a smile in her eyes: "Look, the meat of this fat pig is very tender and smooth, you can trust the original brand!"

She pinched Bai Xin's fat around her waist, and the camera brother specially gave a close-up shot.

"The mysterious farm hidden deep in the mountains, waiting for you to explore~"

Lu Qianyun also introduced various cultures such as the brands in the factory, and it was rare for netizens to see her serious side.

[I have to say that Lu Qianyun is really a genius, replacing Bai Xin with a pig, oh no, I really didn't expect to replace a pig with Bai Xin. 】

[Lu Qianyun, you did a good job, don't do it again in the future! (dog head)]

[I broke down laughing, it's ridiculous and socially awesome to be true! 】

Lu Qianyun waved to the cameraman, "Okay, okay, the filming is over!"

She walked to the farm uncle who had been sluggish for a long time, and patted him on the shoulder: "Uncle, isn't it very good!"

The uncle opened his mouth, but finally did not spit out a word.

Forget it, the promotional video that the big sister helped shoot is funny, but it can't achieve his goal.

Put this on the official website, and his old friends will laugh at him to death.

Forget it, he should add some money to contact the publicity company he negotiated with.

Just after filming, the hot searches about Lu Qianyun reached the top.

#slaughter pig executioner

#白欣说I’m a little scared

#Suggest to check Lu Qianyun, Karma’s gestures are not like acting

The propaganda film made by Lu Qianyun is very sand sculpture, which is completely different from what everyone usually sees. The first time I clicked in, I was immediately attracted.

Lu Qianyun's agency.

Her manager, Sister Zhang, is working enthusiastically in the office. Lu Qianyun is on fire these few days. She must catch up with Lu Qianyun during this period to do more magazine shoots to improve her fashion.

She looked at the contract that had just been printed out on the desktop with satisfaction. It was a big-name magazine that she had negotiated with Lu Qianyun, and it was mainly positioned as a luxury.

She picked up her phone and sent Lu Qianyun a message:

[Lu Qianyun, next I will take you to a big-name magazine shoot, and we will shoot it when you take a break in the middle of the variety show. 】

Before the edited sentence was sent out, she received a call.

"Sorry, our magazine wants to cancel the shooting plan with Ms. Lu Qianyun, don't worry, we will pay liquidated damages."

Sister Zhang was stunned for a moment, why did she cancel it?Still disregarding the cancellation of liquidated damages.

Then she got another call:
The elder brother spoke with a Northeast accent: "My sister, do you see if Lu Qianyun has time? Our pig feed factory wants to find her to speak for you."

Sister Zhang immediately hung up the phone after hearing this. This person must be sick.

But what happened next made her a little suspicious of life.

She received no less than fifty calls, all of which were from feed factories and farms looking for Lu Qianyun to speak for her.

Sister Zhang was speechless, and shouted in her heart:
Lu Qianyun, what kind of trouble did you give me again!