Let you go to slow synthesis, you drive me crazy?

The netizens in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy, Lu Qianyun babbled nonsense, she just opened her mouth, and she didn't go through her brain at all.

[Lu Qianyun: What?How do you know that my ex-husband is dead? 】

[Sister Lu, Sister Lu, I didn't expect you to be such a person. Tell me, what do you watch?Do you dare to make your Douyin collection public! (thieves laugh)]

[It turns out that Sister Lu has the same hobbies as me, and it's all real! 】

The cameraman brother kicked Lu Qianyun's foot, and when she looked up, he gave her his eyes vigorously.

Lu Qianyun glanced at him and then lowered her head to look at her phone.

Cameraman: "..."

He couldn't point it out directly, so he took out his mobile phone from his pocket with one hand, opened the current live broadcast room and handed the mobile phone to Lu Qianyun.

Lu Qianyun froze for two seconds, looked at the phone and then at the camera brother, who winked at her.

This picture... I can't see it.

Lu Qianyun immediately lowered her head, just as a comment on the phone screen slid past her eyes.

[Lu Qianyun, you are so horny!You look at this in public! 】

Lu Qianyun has a bad temper.

The reverse psychology came up all at once.

After posing, I immediately started to retort: ​​"Women are not lustful, what are you doing, How are you?"

[? ? ?Lu Qianyun, your English is really smooth! 】

[Your elementary school English teacher will praise you if they watch the live broadcast. 】

[The English teacher tosses and turns in the middle of the night and can't sleep and gets up: No, she is sick. Is How are you used like this? 】

Shen Zhao and Bai Xin happened to come after they were done, Yunzhi greeted them and served the dishes, and Lu Qianyun went over to take their seats.

On one hand, Yunzhi's rice is pretty good.

Full color and flavor.

Lu Qianyun opened up the chatterbox while eating, put a grain of rice in her mouth, and chatted casually: "Mr. Yun, the food is very good."

It was rare for Lu Qianyun to praise others, and this was the first time Yunzhi heard good things from her.

Yunzhi smiled and said, "It's okay."

Lu Qianyun: "With this cooking skill, did you succeed?"

Yunzhi stopped eating in an instant, and Bai Xin and Song Jiuran around were stunned.

What kind of weird person is Lu Qianyun!

Are you so blind?Even though everyone knew that Yunzhi had squeezed out her best friend's mistress, her husband belonged to her best friend, and the house she lived in belonged to her best friend, and even the money she spent was stolen from her best friend by her husband.

But no one would mention it in front of me!

What did Lu Qianyun eat? Was she really not afraid of being blocked?
Bai Xin looked at Lu Qianyun, secretly happy, seeing a woman kicked the iron board this time.

Lu Qianyun was also stupid. She wanted to praise Yunzhi rice for its good cooking, but she didn't expect to tell the truth all of a sudden.

Lu Qianyun looked at Yunzhi with 1% apologetic eyes: "I'm really sorry, I didn't expect to remind Teacher Yun of the past."

Yunzhi: "..."

Shen Zhao patted his thigh and laughed non-stop, looking at Lu Qianyun for a while, and Yunzhi for a while.

It looks like a melon-eating crowd watching a play.

The little girl made up for it again!
Happy, it's rare to find a person who can make Yunzhi suffer, he loves to watch, he loves to watch!
Yunzhi had a smile on her face: "It's okay, those are all rumors, Qian Yun is still young, it's normal to be affected by fake news."

But in fact, she now has the desire to strangle Lu Qianyun to death in her heart. This disgusting thing, it's not good to mention it in front of the public.

Obviously everyone doesn't remember, it's all right now.

Remembered again!

Ten thousand XXXs galloped past Yunzhi's heart.

[Laughing to death, Yunzhi's eyes now want to scratch Sister Lu! 】

[It's more than just wanting to shave, I think it's more than pouring oil into the pan, I'm really about to die of laughter. 】

[My goddess, I am really upset by being ruined by Yunzhi like this, Lu Qianyun, give me a slap, I want Yunzhi ga! 】

【I really want to kill Yunzhi and that scumbag, and take all of my goddess's fortune away, which one of the houses they live in is not bought by the goddess with hard work! 】

[Yunzhi's resources were taken from the goddess, did she really think she got such good resources just because of her stupid acting skills? 】

[The more I think about it, the angrier I get, the more I really think about it! 】

……

The final situation is that Yunzhi finished serving the two people she hated the most in her life with a dark face, and she wished she could give herself a big mouth when she cleaned the dinner table.

Why did she see you like this!

Call these people to find fault for yourself!
In the end, there was still a small talk, but Yunzhi also rejected it on the grounds that she was not feeling well, and quickly sent the two most hated people out of the room.

"Snapped!"

It can be heard that this sound is somewhat resentful.

Shen Zhao and Lu Qianyun looked at each other and smiled awkwardly.

"I'm just telling the truth. As for kicking me out?" Lu Qianyun said aggrievedly, "I'm not full yet."

She rubbed her belly, which hadn't bulged, and sighed.

Bai Xin gave her a blank look, and stood in front of her: "I really admire you. It was a good dinner to welcome Brother Jiu Ran, but you messed it up. Now it's so happy."

"Which eye of yours is happy to see me!" Lu Qianyun retorted: "I don't have anything to eat, what am I happy about!"

Speechless for a while, Lu Qianyun lifted his feet and left, followed by Uncle Shen Zhao behind him.

He walked beside Lu Qianyun unhurriedly, and said with a smile, "Little girl, we are destined for each other. We like and dislike everything."

To be honest, he likes this little girl in his heart.

Lu Qianyun raised her eyebrows and glanced at him: "I like handsome guys, and you like them too?"

Shen Zhao: "...then definitely not, how about I introduce one to you?"

His silly nephew is coming soon, so he asked Lu Qianyun first to find out.

Lu Qianyun clasped her hands together and refused in capital letters: "I have read the Qingxin Sutra 23 times, the Tao Te Ching 26 times, the Tathagata Sutra 29 times, the Guanzi Heart Sutra [-] times, and the Jade Girl Sutra [-] times. I have completely forgotten what a man is. Already!"

"Thank you benefactor for your kindness!"

Lu Qianyun's eyes were lightly closed, and she looked devout.

Netizens said they have seen through the truth:

[Sister Lu, stop pretending, who was the one who saw the handsome guy just now, who was the one who was reminded by the cameraman several times without hearing it, and who was the one who said he was lustful? 】

[I believe in you, you bastard, you're a very bad old woman! 】

[Sister Lu, you have to be responsible for what you say, the camera is recording it. 】

Shen Zhao: "He's handsome!"

Lu Qianyun closed her eyes, wanting nothing.

Shen Zhao: "185, eight-pack abs!"

Lu Qianyun closed her eyes, her fingers trembling.

Shen Zhao: "You can take it home, after sale!"

Lu Qianyun: "Anytime, any place, at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau, see you there!"

[Pfft, laughing made my family rich. 】

[Sister Lu said about the abstinence, it only takes a little bit of effort before it will be broken. 】

【Ah, Uncle Shen won't sell his nephew! 】

If you have one symptom every day, I will really thank you!
It's me who is in pain.

I squirm, I crawl, I jump up and down, I fly out of space, I punch viruses, I want to become a space warrior!

I'm... in pain!