Let you go to slow synthesis, you drive me crazy?

After Chen Feng finished the funeral, he carefully recalled Lu Qianyun's appearance at home.

He vaguely felt that he had seen Lu Qianyun somewhere, but he just couldn't remember where.

In the end, he really couldn't think of it, so he didn't think about it any more, but turned on his phone to check for any new news.

Several browser push messages pop up on the top frame of the phone:
"My Slow Life" hit variety show finally started!

Chen Feng wanted to delete this post, but he swipe his hand and clicked in. Just after entering, a picture of a character popped up, and the one in position C was none other than the girl who helped him.

It turned out that her name was Lu Qianyun.

It never occurred to Chen Feng that the person who came that day was a star, he was not a star chaser, and usually only studied, so he was not familiar with the entertainment industry.

Chen Feng couldn't figure out why Lu Qianyun came to him. He was just a student who dropped out of university and didn't have any job yet.

Chen Feng looked for all of Lu Qianyun's information on the Internet.

He is not a person who likes to wait passively.

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Lu Qianyun packed it up early in the morning, and then Xiaoqi picked it up to help her with styling and makeup.

Zhang Tai asked Lu Qianyun what to bring, "Sister Lu, this time we are on an island, do you think you need to bring anything?"

Lu Qianyun thought about it, but it didn't seem to be.

An island is not just an island in the sea.

She took everything she should have, and she also took what she shouldn't.

After everything was packed, Lu Qianyun set off. After the plane landed, the three of them got into the nanny car sent by the director.

As soon as I sat down, the live broadcast camera of the show was turned on, and many people flooded into the live broadcast room in an instant. After the show was suspended, everyone had no variety show for dinner.

[Sister Lu, I miss you so much, I didn't expect to see you again. 】

[Sister Lu, let's just say when will there be another wave of melon explosion last time, I really want to see it, now the paparazzi regard you as the industry benchmark. 】

【Bai Xin is gone, Yunzhi is gone, many familiar faces are gone, here is a special announcement to explain, hahaha, I don't know what's interesting about the new season, look forward to it. 】

[I don't know how the relationship between Sister Lu and Mr. Qi is, I really like the CP of the two of them. 】

……

Lu Qianyun saw a comment talking about her and Qi Shiyan, she raised her eyelids and said, "We broke up, he doesn't believe I'm Di Jia."

Netizen: "???"

Qi Shiyan who was eating watermelon at home: "???"

When did she say that?
"boom."

The driver slammed on the brakes, and everyone leaned forward and rebounded instantly. The assistant director in the car asked the driver, "What's going on?"

The driver said: "Several people suddenly rushed out in front."

The director said to Lu Qianyun, "Sorry, I'll go down and take a look first."

The assistant director got out of the car, and as soon as he opened the car door, he could hear a circle of aunts yelling "Aiyo aiyo".

"You pay me money!"

"Why don't your cars give way to pedestrians, who are you trying to kill by driving so fast?"

"It hurts me to death, my old waist, can you drive such an expensive car and ignore the common people? Just push over me and lose money."

"Black-hearted thing, quickly pay me money."

When one of the aunts saw the co-pilot get off, she straightened up, rushed over to open the car door, tore off the driving recorder in front of the driver's console, and fell hard to the ground, even stepping on it several times.

"You still want to secretly take pictures of us? Do you know that this is a violation of my portrait rights, and I will sue you!"

The aunt pointed to the nose of the director who got out of the car and said arrogantly: "You can bump into us today, and you can break the law tomorrow. Give us money now and we will let you grow your memory. Otherwise, you will not have a memory. Tomorrow, don't you want to directly 180 miles hit and killed people."

The aunt's confident voice made the people in the car and the netizens speechless. The driver is now holding the steering wheel in a daze. He has never encountered such a situation.

It's fine for the other party to touch the porcelain, and he justly accused them.

Netizens scolded in the comment area:

[Some people nowadays are really bad. Some bad people in the past are really old. They do this because they are old and others dare not touch them. 】

[Last time I was touched by an old man, I was not so sharp, I was speechless after two or three sentences, and finally I had to obediently pay for it, I am really a big wrong...]

[Don't be afraid if you encounter this kind of thing, Sister Lu will teach you how to do it. (Mysterious smile.JPG)]

……

Lu Qianyun saw the director surrounded by a circle of aunts, as if they were going to eat him alive, she got out of the car.

She is already very experienced in dealing with this kind of people, just go crazy when they come up.

Huiren Shenbao Crazy Tablet stimulates the potential of the crazy hormone in your kidneys.

Crazy, she likes me too!

Lu Qianyun's expression changed instantly when she got out of the car, her pupils shrank and lost focus, her hands were hanging down weakly, and her body seemed to fall down when she took a step.

In a few steps, she walked in front of the group of aunts.

Lu Qianyun, who was behaving strangely, caught their attention. Who was this person? His face was disheveled and his face was disheveled. He didn't know who he was.

An aunt asked, "Did you come down and lose money? Let me tell you..."

As soon as the aunt opened her mouth, Lu Qianyun raised her head instantly, and her two piercing eyes stared straight at the aunt who was speaking.

This startled the aunt, and Lu Qianyun said in a hoarse voice: "Ask me how I live?"

She rushed in front of the aunt, grabbed her shoulders with both hands, and said louder: "You ask me how I live?"

Lu Qianyun's appearance frightened the aunt.

She said tremblingly, "What happened?"

Lu Qianyun leaned close to her face, still looking at her straightforwardly, Lu Qianyun said in a raspy voice, "You ask me how I live? I skipped, missed, borrowed, sad, loved, endured, slipped, passed out , survived, slept through, I closed my door and thought about my mistakes, passed by with a smile, passed by with a smile, passed by, missed in person, my adults don’t remember the mistakes of villains, the rain is dusk by the green grass lake, the days are long and no one passes by the fence, the Yellow River flies Not yet, a thousand sails pass by the side of the sinking boat..."

"You still have to ask me how I live!!!"

At the last moment, Lu Qianyun yelled up to the sky, and she shook her aunt's shoulder vigorously: "What do you think I should do!"

The aunt was frightened and dared not speak out.

The other aunts who were crying on their stomachs also stopped crying and looked at Lu Qianyun in fear.

What disease does this man have?
Zhang Tai in the car got out of the car at this time, he walked to the aunt's side and looked at her apologetically, "I'm sorry, aunt, my sister just came out of the mental hospital, her mood is not stable, I didn't expect it to happen again now. "

Zhang Tai was also clever, and Lu Qianyun was very satisfied with his reaction, so she took advantage of the situation and continued to yell at Aunt twice.

Zhang Tai: "Auntie, my sister has a seizure, we have to go back to the mental hospital immediately, if you don't go back, she will bite you, and you may get madman's disease."

Zhang Tai reminded carefully.

The aunt on the ground quickly retreated while crawling and running, her face was full of panic: "We don't want it anymore, we don't want it anymore, you guys leave quickly."

"Hurry up and go."

The director is very grateful to these two people, if it weren't for them, he really doesn't know what to do now.

Netizens in the live broadcast room learned another trick:
[My sister Lu is still my sister Lu, the familiar madness is back, it's really enjoyable to watch. 】

[To deal with this kind of troublemaker, we should use the same unreasonable method. 】

[Sister Lu, I have learned, another day of harvest! 】

[Since I have no quality, my mental state has become much more stable. 】

[Crazy, more suitable for Chinese babies' physical communication methods. 】

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