I abused the slys a thousand times, and the slys treated me like first love

Chapter 1 01

In the Qinglong Cemetery in City A, in front of a new tomb, a young woman was lying in front of the tomb, crying heartbreakingly.

"Father, why did you leave like this..." The woman cried pear blossoms with rain, so pitiful!
A hunchbacked new ghost was sitting in front of the tomb, looking at the woman with pity, his eyes were full of distress and guilt, he couldn't hide his sadness, and he also wiped his tears, crying non-stop.

Maharaja Yandu next to him folded his hands on his chest, looked at him coldly and said, "Aren't you leaving yet?! I'll turn a blind eye to how many rules you've committed, you bastard. What did you reveal this time?" It's a secret, and someone plotted against it?"

The thin old man wiped away his tears, and said aggrievedly, "You don't know Yan Du, how can I, a mere mortal, know? It's strange to say that I'm so dead, all the finger-pinching algorithms are useless. It’s just that the burning that day was very weird, and I also had a bad feeling in my heart, and it’s hard to measure it after several calculations.”

Maharaja Yandu said: "I didn't have your name in my life and death book. It's very strange. It appeared suddenly. I didn't even have time to figure out what crime you committed. You are going to die so soon?"

The thin old man said: "I was plotted against by someone. I'm afraid there must be an accomplice between you. I died in a top-notch way, and I will soon be dissipated. If I don't go to hell, I would be better off in the underworld. I was taken care of by Lord Yandu before I was alive. I am grateful." Endless!" Before he finished speaking, he began to cry again.

Maharaja Yandu really felt bored, and said coldly, "What else do you have to say, tell me quickly, the time is up, and your soul is about to disperse...I can't help it!"

The skinny old man knew that he was about to lose his soul, and his lower body had already started to turn into black smoke and slowly drift away.

He said to the majesty, "I borrowed her sky-reaching eyes, sold her divine power, and stole her away from her parents. I'm sorry for her... It's just that this conspiracy is too complicated, and I haven't investigated it yet. I understand. I die Finally, what belongs to her will come back to her..." Before finishing speaking, the old man's head disappeared...

For a moment, the woman wailed in pain in front of the tomb, as if she was separated from the old man's body and soul. The old man was no longer in this world, or that world.And her body spliced ​​back together again.

In short, Maharaja Yandu didn't blame the dead people, and he also saw many mourning and crying human beings.I just think it is reasonable, as for which gods the old man offended, he is really not interested.But this old man is his emissary in the world, the way of death is strange, we still need to investigate carefully!
This is a ghost that has been dealt with privately, but there is no detailed record. If the old man is not his emissary in the world, maybe Yandu Maharaja would not have carefully read the book of life and death. will come easily.

It's just that the old man was unable to return to the heavens to inform him before he died. It was really strange. His name and storage records were clearly recorded in the life and death book, so why was it crossed out from the life and death book in an instant? !Maharaja Yandu was surprised. Could it be that in the underworld there are people who bend the law for personal gain?
Don't think about it for now, just look at this miserable crying girl, Maharaja Yandu lowered his head and leaned close to this woman's face, eye to eye, nose to nose, so beautiful, crying beautifully, with a rosy face , coupled with those watery eyes, a looming figure in plain clothes, messy hair...

It's so beautiful, Maharaja Yandu relied on himself as a ghost, and human beings couldn't see him, so he clung to the woman's face and body recklessly, obscene and perverted.

The woman stopped crying suddenly, and stood up very calmly, staring straight at the face of Maharaja Yandu.Maharaja thought to himself, hey, this girl is so beautiful, she is still beautiful even when she cries so sadly.

In an instant, a slap from the woman flew across Maharaja Yandu's face like lightning, and Maharaja Yandu's face flew several meters away from his body in an instant.

I go, she can see me!

This time it fell to Lord Yandu lying on the ground crying and howling, it was so fucking painful.No one has beaten him for hundreds of years.

Before Maharaja Yandu could react, he kicked hard again.The maharaja Yandu who beat him didn't realize what was going on.

Within three seconds, she tore off the shield attached to Maharaja Yandu's neck and hung it around her own neck, and put Maharaja Yandu into the bag prepared in advance like garbage.With his back on his back, he quickly walked down Qinglong Mountain, opened the trunk, threw the bag into the trunk, and drove all the way to City A.

In short, Lord Yandu was kidnapped by a little human girl.Exactly how she saw him, Lord Yandu even forgot, this rough old man can spell, so naturally she can too...

(End of this chapter)