Grumpy Cat's Way Home

Chapter 11 The Book of Life and Death

"This involves a possible loss conversion factor, as well as the merit conversion between your main body and your avatar. It's very complicated, and I can't explain it clearly, and I have no right to interfere. This is the law of the 'Tao'" Lao Fang explained . "We can only accept it passively."

"That is to say, the main body is the me of the previous world, and the avatar is the me of this cat. If it is converted to the cat, it may be 10 or 20 years?" Song Xi asked.

"Let me take a look." Lao Fang opened another app, and the three heads came together.

"Is there another book of life and death?" Feizhu asked.

"Of course, one flower is one world, one leaf is one bodhi. The world you created, though small, has all the internal organs. There are also hells and heavens. The day I asked you to press the paw prints, I asked you for administrator privileges." Lao Fang thought he was very witty.

"A Bao, Zhang Cui's pet cat, with a lifespan of 20 years, will naturally die of old age." Lao Fang said, "Add another 20 years and you will become a monster in this world. This is not allowed by the law and will be obliterated. You definitely want to add it to it. Is it? You can decide which one to add, the main body or the avatar.”

"Forget it, let's take a look at Fliggy."

"He is the creator of this world and is not bound by this world, so there will be no information about him in this book of life and death. Only the previous world is bound to him. Let me take a look." After finishing speaking, he closed the app Open the previous one again.

"Lu Shan, at the age of 96, died of no illness." Song Xi and Lao Fang looked at Flying Pig together.

"Cough cough" Fei Zhu was choked, he felt as if he was standing in front of his own tombstone looking at the epitaph, or he was reborn and opened the family tree and saw himself.

Neighbor Grandma Zhao came out to dry clothes and saw a cat and a dog sitting next to the Taoist host looking at her mobile phone.

"Then can I go back right away? How do I go back?" Song Xi asked.

"Well, last time you hung up, I transferred your two souls and seven souls here before the underworld came to collect you. Only human souls guard your body. I used some means to preserve your body. Others I thought you had become a vegetable." Lao Fang carefully explained.

"The underworld didn't find your soul, and they are looking for you everywhere now. I guarantee that you will be dragged to the underworld as soon as you show up. I guess Hades and the others haven't found out about this situation, and you will cry when the time comes. Bar."

"Furthermore, it's only 5 years. After 5 years, you still have to burp. Why don't you make some good deeds here to make up for your longevity. When the time comes, the underworld will become a fact, and there's nothing you can do about it." Lao Fang continued to analyze the pros and cons.

"It's better to brush it here than anywhere, Feizhu, what thick legs, you can hug it however you want."

Fliggy squinted at Lao Fang.

"Of course, the main thing is that he himself agrees." Lao Fang hastened to add.

"I'm not interested in fighting monsters and upgrading. I'm here to be a dog and enjoy the life of a dog." Fliggy expressed his attitude.

"As soon as the character is created, the level is full. How can I play this game? I want to delete the file and return to the furnace. I might as well go back and code." Feizhu cried.

"By the way, why are you so concerned about this matter? Since you are the administrator of the previous world, why are you so enthusiastic about a small person." Flying Pig asked his soul.

Song Xi also realized that something was wrong before, but now he understood the problem, and turned to look at Lao Fang.

Lao Fang didn't say anything, but played an epic movie in the minds of the two of them.

At the beginning of the creation of the world, a cloud of chaos drifted among the stars, without sorrow or joy, without time and direction.

He didn't know who created himself and this piece of stars.

I don't know how many years have passed, but the chaos has quietly changed.

It has spiritual consciousness, and then seven orifices grow on its body, and preferences are born in its heart.

One day, when passing by a planet, it looked at the magma rolling on the planet, felt something, and stopped.

The magma scorched its body, and after an unknown number of years, its body turned into a cloud, a cloud covering the entire planet.

Finally one day, it rained cats and dogs day and night.

In the beginning, the lava evaporated the rainwater, which returned to its body.

With more and more rain, the rolling lava gradually solidified and turned into black rock.

The uncondensed magma at the bottom pushes the solidified rocks on the surface to move back and forth, the weak places crack, and new magma spews out.

Re-solidified, cracked again, collided back and forth, and the huge sound continued.

There are mountains, there are valleys, there are cracks.

Finally one day, no magma could be seen on the surface of the planet, and the rainwater gathered in the low-lying places, forming rivers, lakes and seas.

At one point, all but a few mountain tops were flooded with rain.

A vast ocean.

The temperature of the ground is continuously transmitted to the ground through the rocks, and the water in the vast ocean slowly evaporates and floats into the air.

Gradually more rocks were revealed, which gave it the name landmass.

Every drop of water is a part of its body, where it is, they are.

It is on this planet, and the water droplets will no longer fly into space, around this planet, around it.

Rising, falling, flowing, sometimes flying down from a high place, sometimes winding like a belt, sometimes surging, it can be a deep, silent, tossing and roaring ocean, or a lively, jumping, leisurely stream.

It feels a sense of satisfaction like never before.

And with it came the planet changed

Various gases gradually appeared in the sky, and apart from water and rocks, there appeared animals and plants that could move freely.

These animal and plant creatures have a part of it, it is both them and not them.

It can control the combination degree of itself and them, and generate various species.

For a long time, it was busy experimenting and never tired of it.

This planet is also changing day by day, the rise and fall of species, and the alternation of vicissitudes.It knows that in addition to its own influence, there is a set of laws that it cannot see or touch that affect all this.

But this does not prevent it from dismantling and reassembling the basic materials it created like a child dismantling an assembled toy.

Until the appearance of people, it seems to see another self.

They are selfish and giving, dark and bright, small and great, creative and destructive.

The planet was buzzing, and he could finally stop for a rest.

Occasionally, it will turn itself into one of them, or become an emperor, a general, a skilled craftsman trying to promote historical and social changes, or become a small person whose emotions make him feel that he still exists in this world.

Occasionally, human beings also have a tendency to self-destruct, and it often turns into a sage to turn the tide.

The film ends abruptly here.

(End of this chapter)