Grumpy Cat's Way Home

Looking at himself twice as young in the mirror, Song Xi was a little puzzled. Is this age conversion based on the cat's age?
If it is cat age, shouldn't it be human's seven years old?Born around this time last year.

According to the previous world, he should be in his 30s.

Is this teenage age a compromise, or is it Neidan's age?

If you can't figure it out, you don't want to.

Looking at the black men's clothing in the mirror, she followed the fox's instructions and transformed her appearance into a man's, who is still her favorite anime character handsome guy.

He is 1.8 meters tall and close to 1.9 meters tall, with sharp facial contours and sword-shaped eyebrows. His facial expression is calm but calm. The waist belt about ten centimeters wide outlines wide shoulders and narrow waist. The hem sways slightly back and forth with his steps.

Gold thread hemming at the edges of the placket, collar, and cuffs.

The two-dimensional husband she loves appeared in front of her, and Song Xi kissed hard in front of the mirror.

Her waist-length hair was tied into a ponytail, the belt was tied tightly, and she walked out with square steps.

No wonder everyone wants to be tall, and their vision is different.Song Xi has experienced the perspective of a cat on the ground, the perspective of a woman at 1.6 meters, and now the perspective of almost 1.9 meters. The door frame of the small bamboo building seems much shorter.

Slowly walk along the road behind the mountain to the platform on the back mountainside. On the platform, the wind blows the hem and the horse's tail flutters.

She circulated her zhenqi secretly, trying to turn it into internal energy to strike out, and a big tree in the distance that was as thick as two people's arms broke down.At the same time, the handsome guy couldn't maintain his appearance and returned to his girlish appearance.

She hurriedly adjusted her breath, and then returned to the small bamboo building to continue to consolidate her cultivation.

The golden pheasant who witnessed all these changes was amazed, and secretly rejoiced that he had a higher level of cultivation than her when he trapped her last time.

And now, not long after, that kitten seemed to be a little stronger than himself.

When he was teasing her, he still had the idea of ​​finding a fellow practitioner to practice with. After many days of observation, this cat or person is probably the fairy that Lao Niu said, not a person from this world. An idea gradually popped into the chicken's mind. Medium molding.

The weather in July and August is unbearably hot, and the valley is cooler than usual, but that is before the sun rises and after it sets.The noon sun shone on the bamboo building, making it stuffy and hot.Song Xi ran to the cave where he came here, and the heat has subsided a lot.

Now she understands the reason why the previous cultivators stayed in this place with poor light even though there are so many houses.

Song Xi, who had been meditating for a month, felt his whole body was sticky, so he took his clothes and went to a waterfall in the valley.

In the distance, there is cool water vapor rushing towards the face, and there is a rainbow hanging in the middle of the waterfall.The water at the bottom is clearly visible, and you can also see fish swimming at the bottom.

Undressed, entered the water, and swam a few laps around the place where the waterfall fell into the water.

The heat on my body receded, my stomach started rumbling again, it was time to eat something.

After catching a few fish, Song Xi changed back into the form of a cat and ate them all up on the rocks behind the waterfall.

With his body washed and his stomach full, Song Xi swam across the pool and returned to the shore.

After drying the cat's hair, she went to the clothes on the stone.

Hey, where are the clothes?Not only clean clothes, but also dirty clothes.

"I'll go, which orangutan is so perverted." Song Xi cursed, thinking about whether to take out another one from the space and put it on, and then denied it. It should be in the form of a cat, saving the need for washing clothes ,Cook.

Since there is no one here, most of the people who can take the clothes away with their hands are orangutans and monkeys.Without thinking too much at the moment, I turned around and wanted to leave.

"Beautiful young lady, is this your dress?" A person turned out from behind a big tree by the pool.

A gorgeous man in red came out, holding two sets of clothes in his hand.

Looking at Song Xi who had changed back into a cat form in front of him, the man thought to himself, "I'm careless."

Song Xi looked at the other party's dark and uncertain face, and a familiar story came to mind.laughed:
"Does it mean that if you give it to me, I have to follow you home and be your wife?"

"Forehead"

"Tell you, I still have hundreds of sets of clothes here."

"And this sweater."

"Even if I have nothing, I can still transform into clothes."

"Even if I can't transform, I can still run around. It's a bonus for you. It doesn't matter if I show you my sister's beautiful figure."

"Think I'll follow you home to be an old lady, dream."

Song Xi snatched the clothes from the man's hand, she didn't want her clothes to be taken home by a pervert.

The man stood there blankly, muttering in his mouth: "Why, why is it completely different from what the old cow said. Why?"

Song Xi released a real fire from his palm, which burned the man's clothes from top to bottom, but did not hurt the skin or hair at all.

"For the sake of your good looks and good figure, I'll forgive you." Song Xi glanced up and down again, "Tsk tsk tsk" At first, I wanted to touch it a few times, but after thinking about it, it was still inappropriate, so let it go.

Turn away.

The man was so ashamed and angry that he fled behind the tree in a hurry, and looked around again, seeing that there were no other animals, then he remembered to transform himself into a suit of clothes.

It's really old fashioned, are girls so tough nowadays?The man still couldn't figure it out, especially the last point Song Xi said.

Of course he couldn't figure it out.

He only saw the appearance of a young girl in Song Xi's form, but he didn't know that this young girl's appearance was the soul of a middle-aged woman.

There is probably nothing in this world that can make middle-aged women fearful.

Why do campus loans look for young girls instead of aunts?
The aunt can not only take pictures, but also give away photos from several angles for free.

Wanting to kidnap the aunt with morality and shame, the aunt said, first ask me if the slippers in my hand will agree.

It's not that the aunts have a low sense of morality and shame.

But the burden of life is inevitable, there are old and young, and there are many older children in the middle.Not only do you have to go out to make money, but you also have to take care of the whole family when you get home.Worry about the old physical ailments, worry about the young's studies and growth, but also take care of the mental health, and at the same time, guard against the big ones acting like monsters.

Everyone has been taken care of, but I have lived a life that I hated when I was young.

If they don't fight their way out, they will be trapped by all rules and all kinds of eyes, what will happen to all the people who are counting on her.

Only by living a strong life can we hold up the sky.

The continuation of life is inherently a bit cruel.This is a line from Song Xi's favorite anime.

On the way back, the more Song Xi thought about it, the more wrong it became, how Zhinu was trapped by a mere piece of clothing back then.That's a fairy above the nine heavens, and she can only use more means than Song Xi. Excluding all possibilities, could it be that the cowherd is the prey?