Grumpy Cat's Way Home

The golden pheasant stayed on the pine tree next to the cave for an unknown amount of time, and the wind in the mountains made his feathers messy, and he didn't care about tidying up.He now understands what it is to see through the eyes, to look at the husband's stone - to look at the stream stone.

For more than half a year, Song Xi didn't see a single cat hair.

If I knew it earlier, I would have found a way to keep her here, but who knew that she would never return.The thick thighs that are almost in hand are gone, gone, gone.

When I went to Lao Niu this time, Lao Niu looked at him strangely, and casually asked, "Have you had any adventures recently?"

Golden Pheasant fooled it vaguely, he didn't want others to know, even the teacher who taught him to hug the fairy's thigh.

I still remember the first time I met the teacher and took the first class with other small animals.

The teacher pointed to a painting hanging in the middle. The man in the painting had a handsome face and a slightly naughty smile.Wow, I don't know what I would look like if I could change form, would I be more handsome than him?Golden Pheasant thought at the time.

This is the teacher's first student, your senior, Niu Lang.The teacher said.

Yes, it is the Cowherd who was with Zhinu.

Both of his parents died at the time, and he knew nothing but herding cattle, and he had no strength to restrain chickens.

Later, under my guidance, I married Zhinu.

Later you also know that the queen mother was so vicious that she separated a pair of lovers.

Cowherd got the guidance of the fairy, lived to be five hundred years old and died.

Because of the queen mother's grudge, the world we are staying in now can no longer soar.

The teacher could have ascended, but the queen mother blocked the ascending passage, so he had to stay here.

If you want to become immortals and live forever, and fairies will appear here in the future, the teacher can help you get them like a cowherd, and follow them to ascend to the fairy world.

It is impossible for the teacher himself to ascend, but I just hope that my students will get what they wish and enjoy immortal blessings forever, and it is not in vain for you to worship the teacher.

He still remembers that when he was a child, he and his classmates were deeply moved by the teacher's words, and deeply hated the queen mother for being domineering and selfish.

When you see a fairy in the future, you must tell the teacher immediately and ask the teacher to help you out.

A student with a flexible mind asks:
"Don't fairies have magical powers? Can't they change clothes?"

"Because the teacher sealed the magic power of the fairy at that time, otherwise she would have flown to the sky long ago, and wouldn't have followed him obediently because of a piece of clothing." Lao Niu replied.

"Oh~" Everyone suddenly realized and admired the teacher.

"Teacher, why can't we see humans?"

"This... I don't know too much," Lao Niu pondered, "Since then, human beings have only died without rebirth, and have gradually become extinct."

The students all imagined: the queen mother must have done it, she is really a vicious woman, the most poisonous woman's heart.

But at the same time, I am also fortunate that if there are human beings, they will definitely not live so comfortably, and can only hide in the depths of the mountains or in caves without seeing the sun.

It has to be said that this place is simply a paradise for animals.

At the beginning, the golden pheasant didn't take the old cow's words to heart, the fairy, how far away, how high above.

How could she fall in love with me.

The golden pheasant came back to his senses, and glanced at the cave behind him.

You remember the first time he came here, wandering aimlessly, he broke into a fairy's cave, the first time he saw a young human man, he was sure it was human.Because it is similar to the portrait of a cowherd.

Seeing his eyes light up, the young man called out what a beautiful chicken.

Take out a lot of food and put it under the tree in front of the cave, and talk to him from time to time.

Because the man did not make any further offensive actions, he just sat there quietly and talked to him, specifically speaking, talking to himself.

He just stayed quietly on the pine tree he was standing on now and listened. At that time, the pine tree was still a small tree.

Now, the pine tree is getting stronger and stronger, but it hasn't grown too much.

Fortunately, Lao Niu has given them human language, so that they can communicate with fairies in the future.

He listened to the man talking about being bored, happy, lonely, alchemy, things about the upper world, and his own cultivation experience.

Later, the relationship between the two became closer and closer, and the golden pheasant became the man's pet.

He began to teach the golden pheasant to practice.

Golden Pheasant had already learned some basic cultivation methods from Lao Niu, coupled with the man's guidance, he made great progress by leaps and bounds.

The man also opened the voice, and even left the bottle of open-voice medicine here for him when he left.

Getting along these days made him feel that he and the immortal were very happy.

If according to Lao Niu's method, control the immortal and force him to be with him, it is estimated that there will be no harmony as it is now.

So he was actually reluctant to tell the teacher that he had met Song Xi.

The first time he saw Song Xi, he thought it was a cat repairer, and he was a cat repairer who could only use illusion.

Seeing that she is not weak, I originally wanted to find a companion to practice together.

I didn't know that the first conversation would be unhappy.

Later, I wanted to find a chance to get closer, but found that she was not an ordinary cat repair, she seemed to be a fairy, just wearing a cat's skin.

This discovery made him very excited, and he couldn't wait to have a relationship with the fairy.

In the end, the man in red was screwed up by him. Fortunately, she followed behind, and gradually became friends with her to make up for it.

Returning to his senses, Golden Pheasant sighed, looked at the deserted mountain road, and closed his dry eyes.

What's the matter with being so tired, let's go back to the valley to take a rest, it's so sad and lost here.

The golden pheasant spread its wings, found the direction of the valley, and flew forward.

Where the golden pheasant left, a cow appeared, took two steps in the direction of the golden pheasant, and then slowly disappeared.

In the cave, Song Xi has transformed into a human being, and she is ready to fight vigorously, but she is still more comfortable in the human form in the fight.

Become your own anime male god look.
No, no, no, my male god must be cherished, and I can't pretend to be him to tear him up, change him.

become like yourself.
Bah, the appearance of this little fairy is not what you beasts can imagine, change it.

Become Sun Wukong—the appearance of Dou Conquer Buddha with strong fighting power, and the name has a good meaning. If you are not sure, think again.

Song Xi struggled there for most of the day.

In the end, she decided to become the most aggressive Aunt Xiong in the village when she was a child: with a strong back and a big waist, once she sat on someone, she could crush others and immobilize them. Song Xi had witnessed it when she was a child, and ordinary people, men and women, could not beat her.

His face is full of flesh, he holds a broom in his palm like a cattail fan, his feet are like two boats, and he speaks in a rough voice.

Holding his stomach, Song Xi nodded in satisfaction, walked out of the cave with his head held high, and walked towards the small bamboo building.

When I came to the small bamboo building, I originally wanted to go upstairs to the bedroom to rest, but when I took two steps up the stairs, I heard a creaking sound as if it was about to burst.

Song Xi had no choice but to retreat and go to a bedroom on the first floor to rest.