Grumpy Cat's Way Home

The old snake looked at the hundreds of watermelons in the pool and fell into deep thought. He usually swims around, but today he had to take the shape of a human, and he is not very skilled in manipulating the human body.

I am already slippery, and watermelons are also slippery.

And this thing, as a person, at most one in each hand.As a snake body, don't even think about it.

"Let's move." He thought for a moment about the glimpsed face behind the waterfall. "Isn't it just sixty or seventy times, it's worth it to change to a fairy daughter-in-law!"

That night, on the mountain road ten miles from the valley pool to Xiaozhulou, a snake struggled to maintain its human body, running back and forth dozens of times, and when everything was moved, it was dawn.

The future mother-in-law woke up and counted watermelons one by one,

"Hey, little She, why are there more than ten missing?" Old Snake said his surname was She when he introduced himself at night.

The old snake blushed suddenly,

Can he say that he was too tired to maintain his figure and the watermelon dropped?
Can he say that his legs are weak because of tiredness?
Can he say that he was so sleepy that he didn't see the road clearly and fell?
Seeing that the old snake opened and closed his mouth a few times, Song Xi said empathetically, "You're exhausted from the night, go upstairs to the bedroom and rest, and we'll talk about the rest after you've rested."

The old snake nodded gratefully at her, and if you say a few more words, I won't be able to stretch myself anymore.

Song Xi "looked" at the golden striped boa constrictor on the bed in the upstairs bedroom, wasn't it the one that chased him in the forest last time.

This time, she saw that it didn't have weak legs, nor did it want to run away, and even wanted to grab it and play with it.

"I'm still too kind." She shook her head, and with a wave of her hand, the old snake fell into a sweet dreamland.

When he woke up the next morning, he felt refreshed and tired.

Looking at the beaming attire inside and outside the small building, I couldn't help but beam with joy.

Happiness comes so fast it seems unreal.

But looking at the smiling mother-in-law sitting at the top of the hall, and the slim woman with a red hijab on one side, the doubts disappeared in an instant.

"After worshiping heaven and earth, you are husband and wife." The mother-in-law took a pair of slender hands and put them in the hands of the old snake.

The soft and warm touch came, and the old snake's heart stopped beating for a moment.

In the life after marriage, the old snake and the young wife are like glue, and the honey is mixed with oil. He has forgotten what his original intention of marrying her is.

But soon the old cow appeared and reminded her.

His wife didn't hide it either, and not only taught him all the exercises, but also took him out of this world, back to the human world, and then to the heaven.

Time in the human world is too fast, and the time in heaven is actually the same as our current space.

Then why should I go to Heaven, stay in my own world, why bother.

Wait, why is there a human world? Isn’t the world we live in the previous human world?

The dream faded away, and the old snake opened his eyes.

He saw that he was still lying on the bed, just having a dream.

I hurried downstairs to look for my mother-in-law.

"Young man, are you awake?" the mother-in-law greeted cordially.

"I was picking watermelons by the pool yesterday. I saw you fainted there and brought you back."

"Mother-in-law, where is my wife?" Snake eagerly grabbed Song Xi and asked.

"What mother-in-law, don't bark. This man looks so talented, but he didn't expect that there is something wrong with his mind." The woman said with a look of disgust.

"No? What about the watermelon I carried for you last night?" Snake eagerly asked for confirmation.

"The woman pointed to a watermelon on the table, the one you were talking about? I can't handle such a small one." The woman curled her lips.

Isn't it a lot?Yesterday, half of the halls were piled up in the hall.

He searched the house and surroundings, but found nothing.

Is it really my dream?