Grumpy Cat's Way Home
Chapter 5
Chapter 5
Seeing a tall, majestic wolf-like dog standing in the distance, the man stopped, and shouted "Auntie" at the top of his voice.
Grandma Zhang heard the cry and came out to see who it was.
Seeing her nephew standing there and not daring to come over, she waved and said, "Come here, my dog doesn't bite anyone."
Neighbor Grandma Zhao, who also thought her nephew called her to come out, added in her heart: Your cat may not be sure.
The nephew walked over step by step, coughing as he walked.
The little Corgi followed behind tick-tock, raised his hind legs to pee every few steps, and peed all the way.
Song Xi was speechless when he saw that there was not even a drop of urine: This dog always does this without urinating, it looks so wretched.
Fliggy agreed: It may be that the movement of raising the legs cooperates with the imagination to complete the cloud occupation of the territory, and it does not look at whose territory it is.
Although Fliggy is a human being, he disdains the occupation of territory.But the dog's shameless behavior suddenly activated his sense of territory.
The nephew walked into the yard, looked at the dog twice, and then at the cat.The cat is fat and strong, and I don't know how it is combined. It must not be puffy.
"Gangzi, your cough hasn't healed yet." Grandma Zhang asked as she led him into the room.
"Gu, no, ahem, no matter how many medicines you take, you won't get better. Some medicines last for a while, but then they don't work anymore." The nephew said while coughing.
"Go, go in and say, it's cold outside."
The little Corgi didn't follow, it walked towards the Flying Pig.This corgi may be a cross between a corgi and a chihuahua, with a diminutive stature.The height is estimated to be only [-] to [-] centimeters, and the short legs are upside down behind the flying pig.
Then it raised its head and brought its nose close to Flying Pig's ass.
"Pfft!" Song Xi laughed beside him.
Fliggy was also very embarrassed, and kept walking away and changing positions, trying to get rid of Corgi.Corgi followed closely, his nose kept coming closer and sniffing.
The Flying Pig couldn't take it anymore, and let out a deep growl, warning it to keep its distance. After roaring twice, Corgi didn't seem to hear it.
It is said that the most humble people are invincible, but I didn't expect that there is such a strange thing in the dog world.
"Kick him! Don't BB if you can!" Song Xi made a move.
"Let me teach you a trick, see me." Song Xi stood up, took two steps to run up, and jumped towards Corgi. He fell in a hug, flew his feet in mid-air, kicked forward, and landed at the moment Corgi landed. , both feet touched its body, and both legs kicked out.
With a sound of "Oh~", Corgi flew over the courtyard gate and landed outside the courtyard.
Witnessing this scene, Fliggy was stunned by the sudden change.Not because it was too fast, or because the dog was kicked out of the yard.
Rather, in his mind, Song Xi was still that two-month-old and weak kitten.
He always thought that the villagers were exaggerating in order to obtain double compensation.Although Song Xi is now physically stronger, he did not expect to be worthy of the name.Life is full of surprises.
At the same time as he groaned, Song Xi slipped into the firewood room.
What Grandma Zhang and her nephew came out to see was: Little Corgi kicked his legs on the ground a few times and failed to stand up, while Gouzi was in a daze.
After several efforts, Corgi still stood up, but his four legs were shaking, and he didn't dare to enter the yard, so he lay down at the gate of the yard to recuperate.
Grandma Zhang and her nephew didn't know why, so they went back into the house to talk when they saw that Keji was fine.
Song Xi sneaked out, and Ke Ji saw that she wanted to run, but her legs didn't work, and she struggled.
"When did you become so powerful?" Fliggy asked with doubts in his heart?
"Would you like to try, what is the experience of sudden cardiac arrest?" Song Xi suggested meanly.
"Thank you for the invitation." Fliggy refused coldly.
"Also, that person looked at you badly when he came in just now, remember to take a detour when you see him in the future." Flying Pig paused, "Red alert."
"Okay, received."
Was the response so hasty?Flying Pig sighed imperceptibly.
Two hours later, the nephew got up and left.
When passing by Song Xi, he knelt down and stretched out his hand to masturbate.
Song Xi stretched, rolled, and rolled again, perfectly staggered.Pretending to run to play with the dog, the cat and the dog left fighting one after the other.
The nephew looked away, turned around and smiled. "Gu, this cat looks really good, can you give it to me? I also want to raise a cat, but I haven't found a suitable one."
Grandma Zhang waved her hand and said, "It's easy to talk about anything else, but I have developed feelings for the cat and dog. I can't bear it. I still count on them to die for me."
"Aunt Liu's house still has a few, if you like it, you can go and ask."
"You joked," the nephew's eyes darkened. "Then I won't bother you. Dad often talks about you. Come to our house when you have time."
"Okay, go back and tell your dad, I'll come over when I have time."
The nephew turned away and kicked the corgi as he passed, and the corgi limped after him, not knowing which leg was injured.
For a long time, Fliggy was shrouded in Song Xi's powerful shadow.Until the day before New Year's Eve, a stray cat smelled the strong smell of big fish and big meat, and the mountain was blocked by heavy snow, so no mouse or bird could be seen.
Hungry, wandered around to Grandma Zhang's house.
Grandma Zhang's house was very lively. Grandma Zhang's sons, daughters-in-law, grandchildren, nephews and nieces all came back.The family is in full swing preparing the ingredients for the next day's New Year's Eve dinner.
The smoked bacon needs to be washed and cut first;
The braised pork needs to be cooked first, and then deep-fried in oil. The pork skin should be deep-fried until it looks like tiger skin, and it is crunchy to the bite.In this way, on New Year’s Eve, you only need to steam the salted vegetables and sliced meat in a pressure cooker, otherwise there are too many processes to be busy.
There are a total of two tables with various main dishes, side dishes, and side dishes, and each table has twelve bowls.
Grandma Zhang is getting old. In her early years, she was busy with a few tables of relatives' meals by herself.I'm so busy now that sometimes I even forget to put in the salt.The children and grandchildren are also filial and pick it up automatically. Men and women divide the work and cooperate with each other, laughing and laughing.
Flying Pig and Song Xi were also dressed up happily. A few days earlier, they were dragged by their daughter who came back first to the pet shop in the city to take a bath. The full service arrangement, arrangement of pet toys and accessories, and canned snacks In terms of arrangement, cat litter and cat box. This is unnecessary, the world is vast and there is a lot to do.
At this moment, looking at each other's colorful clothes, both of them endured very hard.
Wanting to laugh at the other party but afraid of being found out.
In the end, it was Song Xi who was defeated first, leaving the clutches of a group of brats and coming out to get some air.
As soon as I arrived in the backyard, I saw a shadow passing by.
(End of this chapter)
Seeing a tall, majestic wolf-like dog standing in the distance, the man stopped, and shouted "Auntie" at the top of his voice.
Grandma Zhang heard the cry and came out to see who it was.
Seeing her nephew standing there and not daring to come over, she waved and said, "Come here, my dog doesn't bite anyone."
Neighbor Grandma Zhao, who also thought her nephew called her to come out, added in her heart: Your cat may not be sure.
The nephew walked over step by step, coughing as he walked.
The little Corgi followed behind tick-tock, raised his hind legs to pee every few steps, and peed all the way.
Song Xi was speechless when he saw that there was not even a drop of urine: This dog always does this without urinating, it looks so wretched.
Fliggy agreed: It may be that the movement of raising the legs cooperates with the imagination to complete the cloud occupation of the territory, and it does not look at whose territory it is.
Although Fliggy is a human being, he disdains the occupation of territory.But the dog's shameless behavior suddenly activated his sense of territory.
The nephew walked into the yard, looked at the dog twice, and then at the cat.The cat is fat and strong, and I don't know how it is combined. It must not be puffy.
"Gangzi, your cough hasn't healed yet." Grandma Zhang asked as she led him into the room.
"Gu, no, ahem, no matter how many medicines you take, you won't get better. Some medicines last for a while, but then they don't work anymore." The nephew said while coughing.
"Go, go in and say, it's cold outside."
The little Corgi didn't follow, it walked towards the Flying Pig.This corgi may be a cross between a corgi and a chihuahua, with a diminutive stature.The height is estimated to be only [-] to [-] centimeters, and the short legs are upside down behind the flying pig.
Then it raised its head and brought its nose close to Flying Pig's ass.
"Pfft!" Song Xi laughed beside him.
Fliggy was also very embarrassed, and kept walking away and changing positions, trying to get rid of Corgi.Corgi followed closely, his nose kept coming closer and sniffing.
The Flying Pig couldn't take it anymore, and let out a deep growl, warning it to keep its distance. After roaring twice, Corgi didn't seem to hear it.
It is said that the most humble people are invincible, but I didn't expect that there is such a strange thing in the dog world.
"Kick him! Don't BB if you can!" Song Xi made a move.
"Let me teach you a trick, see me." Song Xi stood up, took two steps to run up, and jumped towards Corgi. He fell in a hug, flew his feet in mid-air, kicked forward, and landed at the moment Corgi landed. , both feet touched its body, and both legs kicked out.
With a sound of "Oh~", Corgi flew over the courtyard gate and landed outside the courtyard.
Witnessing this scene, Fliggy was stunned by the sudden change.Not because it was too fast, or because the dog was kicked out of the yard.
Rather, in his mind, Song Xi was still that two-month-old and weak kitten.
He always thought that the villagers were exaggerating in order to obtain double compensation.Although Song Xi is now physically stronger, he did not expect to be worthy of the name.Life is full of surprises.
At the same time as he groaned, Song Xi slipped into the firewood room.
What Grandma Zhang and her nephew came out to see was: Little Corgi kicked his legs on the ground a few times and failed to stand up, while Gouzi was in a daze.
After several efforts, Corgi still stood up, but his four legs were shaking, and he didn't dare to enter the yard, so he lay down at the gate of the yard to recuperate.
Grandma Zhang and her nephew didn't know why, so they went back into the house to talk when they saw that Keji was fine.
Song Xi sneaked out, and Ke Ji saw that she wanted to run, but her legs didn't work, and she struggled.
"When did you become so powerful?" Fliggy asked with doubts in his heart?
"Would you like to try, what is the experience of sudden cardiac arrest?" Song Xi suggested meanly.
"Thank you for the invitation." Fliggy refused coldly.
"Also, that person looked at you badly when he came in just now, remember to take a detour when you see him in the future." Flying Pig paused, "Red alert."
"Okay, received."
Was the response so hasty?Flying Pig sighed imperceptibly.
Two hours later, the nephew got up and left.
When passing by Song Xi, he knelt down and stretched out his hand to masturbate.
Song Xi stretched, rolled, and rolled again, perfectly staggered.Pretending to run to play with the dog, the cat and the dog left fighting one after the other.
The nephew looked away, turned around and smiled. "Gu, this cat looks really good, can you give it to me? I also want to raise a cat, but I haven't found a suitable one."
Grandma Zhang waved her hand and said, "It's easy to talk about anything else, but I have developed feelings for the cat and dog. I can't bear it. I still count on them to die for me."
"Aunt Liu's house still has a few, if you like it, you can go and ask."
"You joked," the nephew's eyes darkened. "Then I won't bother you. Dad often talks about you. Come to our house when you have time."
"Okay, go back and tell your dad, I'll come over when I have time."
The nephew turned away and kicked the corgi as he passed, and the corgi limped after him, not knowing which leg was injured.
For a long time, Fliggy was shrouded in Song Xi's powerful shadow.Until the day before New Year's Eve, a stray cat smelled the strong smell of big fish and big meat, and the mountain was blocked by heavy snow, so no mouse or bird could be seen.
Hungry, wandered around to Grandma Zhang's house.
Grandma Zhang's house was very lively. Grandma Zhang's sons, daughters-in-law, grandchildren, nephews and nieces all came back.The family is in full swing preparing the ingredients for the next day's New Year's Eve dinner.
The smoked bacon needs to be washed and cut first;
The braised pork needs to be cooked first, and then deep-fried in oil. The pork skin should be deep-fried until it looks like tiger skin, and it is crunchy to the bite.In this way, on New Year’s Eve, you only need to steam the salted vegetables and sliced meat in a pressure cooker, otherwise there are too many processes to be busy.
There are a total of two tables with various main dishes, side dishes, and side dishes, and each table has twelve bowls.
Grandma Zhang is getting old. In her early years, she was busy with a few tables of relatives' meals by herself.I'm so busy now that sometimes I even forget to put in the salt.The children and grandchildren are also filial and pick it up automatically. Men and women divide the work and cooperate with each other, laughing and laughing.
Flying Pig and Song Xi were also dressed up happily. A few days earlier, they were dragged by their daughter who came back first to the pet shop in the city to take a bath. The full service arrangement, arrangement of pet toys and accessories, and canned snacks In terms of arrangement, cat litter and cat box. This is unnecessary, the world is vast and there is a lot to do.
At this moment, looking at each other's colorful clothes, both of them endured very hard.
Wanting to laugh at the other party but afraid of being found out.
In the end, it was Song Xi who was defeated first, leaving the clutches of a group of brats and coming out to get some air.
As soon as I arrived in the backyard, I saw a shadow passing by.
(End of this chapter)
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