Grumpy Cat's Way Home

"Lao Niu only accepts male students. He feels that female students are always busy giving birth to cubs, litter after litter, which delays his practice and wastes his energy."

"In order to be able to go to Lao Niu's lectures, I chose a male when I transformed into a human form. I did get his guidance from him, and I was able to break through the bottleneck of my practice."

"Later, for some reason, I wanted to be a female again."

"I know that the Xian family has many means, and there will be a way." After speaking, Tiger looked at Song Xi expectantly.

Seeing the tiger looking over, Song Xi closed his mouth with difficulty.

Hey, it's hard to see an ideal male god, but I don't care about it myself.It's not fair in this world, why don't we switch?I'd love to.

I thought in my heart, but didn't say it out of my mouth. The tiger must have thought it through carefully. What I have to do is to respect other people's demands and decisions.

"Is it because of the old monkey?" This guy is indeed a character who can turn Bailian Steel into soft fingers.

"No wonder your first sentence is to call dead monkey." Song Xi understood, she also said it was weird when she heard it.

"What should a man be called?"

"Puhou! It's fine if you steal it yourself, and you bring someone to steal it. Get off, look at how cowardly you are." Song Xi imitated vividly.

The tiger smiled, shaking her so much that she forgot the words behind her.There is only one sentence in my heart: I am going to die, I am going to die.

"Is there a way?" Tiger looked at Song Xi tenderly.

Song Xi's heart ached for a few seconds, and he silently did a good job of psychological construction, collecting what little common sense and cultivation knowledge he had.

When it comes to gender conversion, in the real world it is a trip to Thailand, which is definitely impossible.

If it was a game, it would be easier to handle, what kind of "Reincarnation as a Human" pill, what "Yin Yang Reversal Pill", or let Feizhu also create such a pill?

It's just that this kind of permanent transformation has ruined such a handsome guy. What if he regrets it later and wants to change back?

Seeing Song Xi's brows furrowed tightly, the tiger didn't rush, and the two continued to walk towards the top of the mountain in silence.

Gender Gender, it is said that there is a country that divides gender into 56 types, whether it is physical or psychological, and you can choose according to your own situation when filling out the form.There are categories such as male or female, male or female, etc.

Can tigers operate with reference to this?
The real world is not easy to operate, but this is a book, what setting you want is not mentioned in a sentence by Feizhu.

Thinking of this, Song Xi suddenly became enlightened.Finally, I don't have to push the handsome guy with my hands, it's not easy.

Seeing that Song Xi's brows were stretched and raised with joy, the tiger was overjoyed.

Both of them looked at each other and smiled tacitly.

That day, Song Xi and Tiger chatted for a long time on the top of the mountain.

From daily life to cultivation experience to the perception of the old monkey going to the world, each has a lot of gains.

At this time, if a woodcutter passes by, he will definitely smile: "It's really a golden boy and a jade girl, it's pleasing to the eye."

The ginseng babies who sent ginseng at the call of the mountain god, that is, the tiger, all lamented, our king, has this high-mountain flower been picked away?
Song Xi only took a few ginseng ginseng that were not yet mature, and she was afraid that she would be struck by lightning if she took the mature ginseng.

At the same time, I have no interest in raising pet babies. I live such a rough life, so I don't want others to suffer with me.

Through the conversation, Tiger also had his own understanding of Song Xi, so the things were delivered readily, and he was not worried that she would break her word.

When the two returned to the cave, it was already dark.

The flying pigs took out some food from their pockets, ate and rested in the cave.

In the next few days, under the leadership of the tiger, Fei Zhu and others walked around all over his territory.

Those animals who saw them trembling gave Fliggy a feeling of pretentiousness.

In those few days, Fliggy was always jumping back and forth between the emotions of "I am the creator of this world, so I don't need to borrow anyone's prestige" and "It's really majestic to have a tiger following me."

For Song Xi, this is also a special experience, and it is impossible to have such an encounter in the real world in the future.Not to mention being close to tigers, it is unlikely to be close to forest areas.

Looking at the tiger's face again, her heart ached for a few more seconds. Fortunately, she finally thought of a way to get the best of both worlds, otherwise she would feel guilty in retrospect, and she would feel sorry for herself when she thought about it.

Saying goodbye to Tiger Monkey, the two set off on their way home.

The monkey went through the process of hope - hope shattered - hope rekindled - hope shattered again, a little disheartened.I plan to stay there to calm down.

The speed of coming back was much faster than when going there. After walking for about a week on the road, the two returned to Xiaozhulou.

Fliggy calculated that it was less than a month since he came here, and the outside world at this time was around nine o'clock in the evening, and he had to find a hotel to go back around, so he might as well stay here for a while until dawn over there go again.

Well, I have to stay there for half a year.

He kind of likes it here, it's just endless time.

Song Xi watched helplessly as he took out the notebook and power bank from the fox's bag, and started to code.

All right, let's cook.

Song Xi rolled up his sleeves and took out various ingredients from the treasure box.

She even took out all kinds of seasonal vegetables and meat from the fox's bag, piled up a treasure box full, and now she has something to cook.

When Feizhu saw that there were only two dishes, it protested. Song Xi said that if he protested again, he would go out to get dog food, and Feizhu gave up.

In order to prevent Flying Pig from sitting all day, Song Xi also asked him to plant seasonal vegetables in the open space not far from the small bamboo building.The vegetable seeds were still taken out of the fox's pocket, and I don't know what she was doing with them.

Song Xi went out occasionally, either with a pheasant or a rabbit in his hand, and occasionally wild pork.The days were lived by them without any waves and warm and comfortable.

It's good to live like this for a lifetime, Feizhu thought.

Let's get up early, my delicate skin and tender meat are too old to wash dishes, Song Xi thought to himself.

The days just walked slowly day by day, as if time had stopped.

Song Xi told Fliggy about the tiger's appeal, and Figgy added a sentence in the text, "The female tiger can change gender freely at will."

"Is this over?"

"It's over." Fei Zhu picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea, "Isn't it time to cook, it's already noon."

"What's the matter with his gestures that are a bit handsome, even though he speaks greasy words of middle-aged men." Song Xi thought with some stars.

Immediately took out three of the five ginseng,

"This is the tiger's reward."

"You keep it." Flying Pig shook his hand, walked out without even looking at it.

"Your father is so handsome!" Song Xi kissed the stray cat who was staying here, maybe aware of the same cat's body, it stayed here and was very close to the two of them.