Grumpy Cat's Way Home

Turning her head to look, Grandma Zhang had her eyes closed and was still fast asleep.

Is it a dream?
Feizhu was also awakened, sat up and looked at grandma.

"If you don't go away, don't blame me for being rude." Grandma Zhang closed her eyes and continued to mutter, her hands and feet seemed to be struggling to move but couldn't move.

Both Song Xi and Fliggy confirmed that they were trapped by a nightmare.

He breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time he was concerned. Grandma Zhang's discomfort might be due to this.

Song Xi remembered the dream-entry technique mentioned in Fox's second booklet. She calmed down, meditated, settled down, and performed step by step according to the operations in the booklet. At the last moment, she entered Grandma Zhang's dream.

In the same house, in the yard, the sky outside was gray, without light, but not dark, as if the sky had just dawned.

There was silence all around, no insects chirping, no dogs barking, everything was quiet.

No, there is still a voice. Grandma Zhang is arguing with a man.

"I've taken care of you all my life, and now you still want me to take care of you. There's no way." Grandma Zhang had disheveled hair, and with a broom in her hand, she slammed at the other party.

It's only twelve points of strength, and only one point is left when you hit it, it's as light as scratching an itch.

Seeing that he couldn't make any sense, the man took a strong hand and dragged grandma outside, but grandma refused desperately.

Seeing Song Xi coming out of the house, grandma couldn't help but beam with joy.

"A Bao, help grandma quickly, drive this person away." Grandma said eagerly.

Song Xi felt that the man's smell made her very uncomfortable, so she ran over and scratched without saying a word.

Not long after, the man was scratched so that his whole body was covered with scars, and the solid human figure gradually became illusory, and finally disappeared completely.

Grandma's legs softened and she sat on the ground, the dream dissipated.

Song Xi opened his eyes, looked at the grandma in front of him who was breathing evenly, and stopped talking.

She was afraid that grandma would have another dream, so she kept watch over her all night with her eyes open.

Grandma didn't wake up in the middle of the night, she woke up until dawn.

The next morning, the rooster crowed three times, and grandma woke up.

It's been a long time since I had such a complete sleep. Grandma got up energetically and saw Abao lying on the side sleeping soundly, showing a gentle and kind smile.

When Feizhu saw grandma got up, he got up too. Last night, after grandma fell asleep, he also fell asleep.

Grandma finished her breakfast and walked towards the Taoist temple. Flying Pig saw that Song Xi was still sleeping, and followed her to the Taoist temple.

Walking to the entrance of the Taoist temple, seeing Song Xi's majestic A3 color photo pasted on the front, Fliggy feels like it's back to the days when chickens were flying like dogs.

Grandma let out a "huh" and said to herself:

"That's a good idea"

After finding the second senior brother, grandma got straight to the point.

"Erba, can you give me a few photos of Abao posted outside Guanwai?"

"Aunt, is it scratching someone again??"

"No, I posted this to exorcise evil spirits. People didn't scratch it, but ghosts." Grandma said, "Do you still remember what I told you last time? Last night, I fell asleep when Bao came back."

"In the dream, Ah Bao scratched that thing for a while, scratched it so much that it was tied to the net, and didn't bother me all night afterwards."

"I thought that if Abao wasn't home one day, I'd post this and it would probably be a town," said grandma.

The second senior brother imagined the scene for a while, and couldn't help but feel awe-inspiring.

"It is said that cats can communicate with spirits, maybe she really helped you." Immediately, I went to the printing room to get a few more sheets for Grandma Zhang, and ordered people to post more sheets around the Taoist temple.

"By the way, I'm here this time to let you tell your senior brother that I'm fine, so that he won't worry about it."

"I always trouble you every day, and I'm also very embarrassed."

"Auntie, what is this? The main reason for this is that we are not good at learning and can't share one or two for the senior brother."

"Don't blame yourself. Geniuses have been counted on your fingers since ancient times. It's not ashamed."

Auntie, you better stop comforting me.The second senior brother thought to himself.

"Okay, then I'll go back." Grandma Zhang said hello and walked back.

Song Xi didn't wake up until noon, and got up to eat something casually.Just about to go out for a stroll, as soon as he stepped out of the gate, he saw Fliggy looking at something on the wall with the corners of his mouth upturned.

Song Xi looked back, what a guy.

On the gate, on the fence, and on the outer wall, there are at least a dozen photos of her cat.

"This cat has a bad temper, please don't touch it, or you will be responsible for the consequences." These words were bolded and blacked out to highlight the original and were not removed.

Song Xi has the feeling of selling fodder and selling electrical appliances on the outer walls of rural areas in the past few years.

She was the background girl in those commercials.

"Grandma Zhang said that your paintings can exorcise evil spirits." Fliggy gloated.

"Not only can it exorcise evil spirits, but I think it can also prevent pregnancy." Song Xi added, posting it in the room and being stared at by a majestic cat will achieve the effect of contraception.

"What's the matter with Grandma Zhang?" Song Xi asked, "Did the person I tickled before blackmail her?" Why are there so many posts all of a sudden.

"I'm going to ask you, what dream did she have last night, and what did you do?" Fliggy still couldn't piece together the original appearance through the words of Grandma Zhang and the second senior brother.

"I scratched a dreamer who was arguing with her, that's all."

"I can't figure it out, why don't you just ask Song Qing directly, it seems that he knows better." Flying Pig suggested.

"By the way, I will stay in the Taoist temple during the day and come back at night, and I need to update it every day. Call me if you have anything."

"Okay, you go, call."

After Song Xi finished speaking, he ran to the back mountain, and there was no one around, so he took out his mobile phone.

Call Song Qing.

"Song Qing, what's the matter with Grandma Zhang?" Song Xi directly entered the topic without exchanging pleasantries.

"She has had a dream for a while. In the dream, her former husband came to her. Her husband disappeared very early. Some people said that he went to cultivate immortality."

"Looking at it now, it may be that you know that kind of fairy."

"I don't know why, but now he is looking for her again. If he keeps pestering Grandma Zhang, Grandma Zhang's life may be in danger."

"I heard that you scratched him last night. It's okay if he gives up. If not, we have to find another way."

Song Xi told the whole story in one breath.

"Okay, I see, when are you coming back?" Come back early, I'm afraid I can't figure it out, Song Xi prayed.

"The matter is done, but now I just don't know how to deal with it." Song Xi pondered. "What would you do if someone demanded that all the male stars you like be used as a harem in order for her to stop completely?"

"Of course it's to satisfy her, open a harem novel for her, and throw her into the novel to play."

Song Qing was silent.

"Isn't there a ready-made harem here? It was cultivated by the old cow. If there is no style, throw her in." Song Xi even imagined the queen of the old cow and the beauty of the golden pheasant.