Grumpy Cat's Way Home

It's not like me, I have to dream when I have no money, but that bastard's atheistic mind dominates, even if it burns, I have to wait until it is convenient for him.Every year during the Qingming Festival, it is also a symbolic burning point.

Not enough at all, okay?I had no choice but to think about finding an errand in the underworld to support myself. Thinking about it makes me sad, ghosts are better than ghosts, and ghosts are mad.

Why not reincarnate now, if you reincarnate well, you will be rich and prosperous for a lifetime; if you reincarnate poorly, you will be a social animal for a lifetime.

The good ones are too scarce, and all kinds of gods and ghosts in the heavens and the underworld will take up all the tribulations. If it is not the turn of ordinary little ghosts, there is a high probability that they will vote for social animals.

This kind of probability of winning the lottery is left to others. It is said that ordinary people cannot win the lottery.

Didn't you see that the birth rate is getting lower every year?The ghosts are all messed up.

Rather than relying on luck to compete for those ethereal glory and wealth, it is better to practice honestly in the underworld, anyway, if you go to the human world, you will have to come back.

Li Liang wanted to ask her how Song Xi found her and persuaded her to go back to the underworld, but he was afraid that she would be unhappy and would not follow him, so he held back his questions and remained silent all the way.

Walking silently all the way to the vicinity of Naihe Bridge, Song Xi saw a long queue lined up with no end in sight.

They are all waiting to drink Mengpo soup, no, ghost.

There are all kinds of clothes they wear, modern ones, ancient ones, western suits, long robes, Tang suits, everything in the world is available here;

Shoes are also running shoes, leather shoes, cloth shoes, slippers, sneakers, etc. There are some in the world here, and there are even bare feet.

Song Xi searched Qiusheng's memory and found that since she was here, the scene in front of Naihe Bridge has been like this every day.

Especially in the era of war, it is several times unknown.

She still remembered the birth rate and death rate in the previous life, and the number of deaths was close to 3 people every day.

The largest stadium in her province at the time could hold half the audience size.

There are so many ghosts, and the new ghost just died, many of them have not accepted the reality.

As a result, there was almost a small drama in three days at Naiheqiao, and a big drama in five days. All kinds of grievances and hatreds were staged here, and the ghosts watched and gossiped.

Song Xi couldn't help suspecting that if Qiu Sheng didn't go to reincarnation, he didn't necessarily have to wait for the old bear. New plays were staged here almost every day, which was much better than being a social animal in the human world.

It is also possible that she has seen too much, so she has cold and distant eyes.

Unlike Song Xi, celebrities usually gossip the most, but that is far away and lacks a sense of substitution.

The gossip of neighbors and folks in the village can only be hearsay, without participation.

Therefore, when Song Xi saw commotion in the team from a distance, he trotted to the scene and occupied the best position to watch.

Soon, more and more ghosts gathered around, and the team had no order at all.

Song Xi's location was on a small slope, and he could clearly see the scene over the heads of the ghosts, unlike standing behind the ghosts, who were not tall enough and could only see the back of their heads.

Someone squatted down beside him, and Song Xi also squatted down, ready to eat melons for a long time.

While she was listening carefully, someone whispered to her from behind,

"Sister, move it, I can't see it."

"There's no time to move, move to the other side by yourself, and I'll hear what they're arguing about." Song Xi said without turning his head.

"You actually want to reincarnate with her, what about me, what am I?" A young woman cried loudly.

"Forget that I am sorry for you, and I will pay you back in the next life." A male voice replied with guilt.

"The underworld is really different. Promising to pay you back in the next life is basically a renege. Here, the next life is right in front of you, and it will become the next life." Song Xi whispered.

"No." The person beside him replied, it was the voice of Renou just now.

Song Xi turned his head and took a look. He was a young guy in casual attire and a pair of flip flops, and he was concentrating on looking ahead at the moment.I don't know how he squeezed to the front.

Sensing Song Xi looking over, he turned his head and responded with a slight smile, then turned his head away again.

"Whoever wants your next life, I just want the present." The woman's hysterical cry echoed by the Wangchuan River.

"I'm sorry." The boy lowered his head, then picked up something in his hands and walked towards Naihe Bridge.

Song Xi guessed that he should have bowed. The circle around the audience in the front row was too small, blocking the view from below.

Someone gets out of the way.

Seeing that he was about to leave, the girl reached out and grabbed his hand.

"Don't go, don't even think about leaving here if you don't give an explanation today."

The boy was silent.

"What's the use of talking about it? Beat him unconscious and lock him up for ten days and half a month. After you figure it out, go." Song Xi gave his own exclusive solution.

"That makes sense." The person next to him echoed.

"I was the one who brought her back back then, and she was the one who brought you to me. Everyone said that this is a pet love, destined by heaven."

"So, every time you come back and lick her, you don't beat her or scold her for doing something wrong. At most, you just pat your leg to scare her. I didn't say anything."

"I haven't traveled with you to other places in these years. You said you were afraid that she would be lonely at home alone."

"After watching a movie, I went back in a hurry, saying that I was afraid that she would be bored by herself."

"I don't care about any of this."

"Even when I was sick, you called me to drink more hot water, but turned around and asked her if she ate, drank, and shoveled her shit."

"I'm not happy, but it doesn't matter if I think you were brought by her."

"But today you are going to reincarnate with her, what have I paid for you all these years, what are they?" The woman howled in the last sentence, and the wind on the bank of the Wangchuan River stirred with this anger.

"No, I won't be turning into a ghost." The person next to him stood up.

Song Xi's mouth didn't close when he heard the word lick her, and the following pet relationship and shoveling shit further confirmed his guess.

She is afraid that this is not a person, but a pet, most likely a cat or a dog.

The young man lowered his head and listened quietly. At this moment, he raised his head and looked at the gradually berserk girlfriend in front of him, with tears streaming from his eyes.

The woman looked at the tears in the eyes of the man in front of her, and slowly calmed down, more tears flowed from her own eyes.

"It's dangerous." The person next to him sat down again.

"I think that pet may have found this guy for me." Song Xi analyzed.

The guy next to her gave her a strange look,
"The angle is very strange."

"Haha." Song Xi hid twice in embarrassment to cover it up.

"Girl, he doesn't want you, I want you." Someone shouted in the crowd.

"Yes, such people don't cherish you so much, and some people cherish you." More people echoed.

"My child, listen to grandma's advice. You will find a wider world in the future. Don't hang on to a tree." An old grandma with a leaky front tooth shouted.

"We are all ghosts, can we still be happy?" A child who also had a leaky front tooth asked innocently.