Grumpy Cat's Way Home

Chapter 93 Self-Destructing Image
IV

"Damn liar, don't run away, Guajin will come back."

"Xiaoxi, let's run separately and meet up in the town ahead." Lao Lin threw the flag over while running,
"Take it, don't lose it." After speaking, he ran to the side of the fork in the road.

Song Xi caught the banner with the words "Iron mouth straight off", turned around and ran to another fork in the road.

The two of them cooperated tacitly, and it seemed like a commonplace running around.

The people behind chased to the fork in the road, and they didn't know which of the master and apprentice was holding the money bag. They stamped their feet angrily and stopped chasing.

When Lao Lin found Song Xi, Song Xi was writing something on a notebook, and someone looked behind him curiously, and saw a line of words written in the title, "There are arrogant, poor-mouthed, and useless masters in the family, what a miserable word."

"Marry him out, don't worry, do you have any enemies?" the person behind him accosted.

Seeing Lao Lin approaching, Song Xi put the notebook in his arms, turned to the man and said, "Sir, from the look of your face, is it possible that your wife is pregnant for several months and will give birth soon?"

"This time, I guarantee you will give birth to a fat boy."

"Guajin won't accept you, it's your reward for your clever tricks." Song Xi smiled at him.

The man next to him was originally bored to join in the fun and talkative, but when he heard that the other party had said everything correctly, he couldn't help but brows happily and thanked him repeatedly after hearing the second half of the sentence.

"Then I would like to thank Little Fairy for your kind words." After speaking, he left in a hurry, presumably going back to share the good news with his wife.

"How can we do fortune-telling without charging money? This is the industry rule." Lao Lin muttered dissatisfied.

"He's already paid, it's a huge sum." Reducing losses is equivalent to making a lot of money, Song Xi thought to himself.

"Where is it? Show me." Seeing that Song Xi was empty-handed, he probably was lying to him, so he sat down on the steps dejectedly.

"Tonight, I can only pretend to be blind again. I pretended to be lame and spent the night at the old lady's house. When will your straight-cutting be more accurate? Why are you always half-effective and half-ineffective?" Lao Lin complained.

"Shouldn't you study the books left by the master, who is our master?" Song Xi asked.

"It doesn't matter who is the master. Anyway, our ages are not much different. If you can learn all the skills of a master, I can call you a master." Lao Lin said shamelessly.

"I think the slabs of Master's coffin are about to be erected." Song Xi was speechless.

"I think you should study how you can really break the iron mouth. When the time comes, we will sit at home and the money will flow in." Lao Lin thought about the scene and yearned for it.

"No, if that's the case, I won't be able to speak in the future. Just make a joke and call you dead old forest." Song Xi shook his head like a rattle.

You can't just talk about it, you can say whatever you want, there is no fun in life.

A person who is so talkative like her will almost die alive.

Think about the fate of two people who are so indebted to get together.

Song Xi was thrown on the side of the road since she was a child, and Lao Lin, who was three years older than her, brought her back to the Taoist temple. The master was a casual person and didn't care much.

From then on, Song Xi became Lao Lin's apprentice, and the two played cats and dogs all day long, and spent their days in the Taoist temple, regardless of the master.

In a few years, the master went west with the crane, and the two of them lost their backing. They came out to be deceived by the skills of the three-legged cat, and everyone shouted and beat them. It was very difficult.

If we say that the previous life was caused by two people who were not enterprising, then from now on, the future will be bright.

Because, Song Xi has a goal - to find a good family and marry the master.

In the past, I always wanted to train the master to be a master who is not good at both civil and military skills, but at least proficient in Zhouyi gossip and can make a little money.

After so many years, Song Xi only realized today that the direction was fundamentally wrong.

Just relying on the conditions of the master, a handsome young man who is unique in thousands of miles, find a good man to marry him, don't be too easy, and he is worthy of the master's kindness of nurturing him for several years.

It is estimated that the master has long seen that the master is not that material, instead of torturing each other, it is better to let the other party and let himself have a way out.

Once there is direction, there is motivation. Song Xi stood up, touched the little silver in his pocket, weighed it, and came to a rice noodle stall.

"Boss, two bowls of rice noodles, one bowl of double fried eggs." Song Xi said proudly.

"Okay, wait a moment, guest officer." The boss fried eggs while pouring flour.

"There is not much money left, we have to save some money." Lao Lin reminded.

"It's okay, I know what's going on." Song Xi's confidence gave Lao Lin the illusion that she was about to get rich.

The steaming hot noodles were served, and Song Xi pushed the double egg noodles to Lao Lin.

"You men need to eat more to gain strength."

Both of them were hungry, and they ate up the noodles and soup without saying a word.

After eating, Song Xi took Lao Lin to the tailor shop again, picked out two long robes that fit well and had a slight texture, and replaced the Taoist green robe.

After putting it on, he is really radiant and handsome.

Song Xi looked at her son-in-law like a mother-in-law, and nodded with satisfaction.

"What do you want to do?" Song Xi changed his previous stingy and tenacious temperament in the past half a day.

It's adding eggs again, and buying new clothes, why do I feel uneasy.

"Clothes make up people, I'm going to plan for the two of us" to "take the high-end route." Song Xi looked serious.

Pulling Lao Lin out of the fitting room, all sorts of shy or scrutinizing eyes immediately looked over from the store.

The store owner's eyes also brightened, "You two, can I take a step to speak."

The boss took the two of them to the backyard, "After you two go out, if someone asks where you bought the clothes, can you tell the truth."

"Yes, but what benefits do we have, why should we be this mobile second child?" Song Xi asked.

"Haha, I understand. How about these two sets of clothes for free?" The boss smiled.

"Forget it, it's not like we can't afford two sets of clothes after spending so much talking." Song Xi said indifferently.

Dead profiteer, Song Xi cursed inwardly.

"Then you take these, it's hard work." The boss took out another two taels of silver from his pocket, and he probably realized that there might be a lot of people asking.

"Well, let's say that, we don't know if he will come or not." Song Xi put the money in his pocket, pulled Lao Lin and walked out.

After coming out, Song Xi couldn't help but rejoice: it's so dangerous, there were only a few copper coins left just now.

Song Xi, who had money, looked Lao Lin up and down again: "It's almost meaningless."

Then I went to the hair accessories shop to pick out a hair crown, and after putting it on for Lao Lin, oh my god, it looks like Mr. Pianpianjia who came out of a painting.

Lao Lin, who didn't have much idea about his own appearance, looked at Song Xi at this moment, like a pile of golden ingots.

"You don't want to sell me, do you?" Lao Lin's heart suddenly sounded an alarm.

"How can it be?" Song Xi comforted with a smile, "You sold us both."

After the chapter was over, Song Xi clicked submit.

Not long after, Lao Lin walked in angrily.

"Song Xi, how could you write about me like that." Lao Lin protested.

"Don't be impatient, isn't it because you have too much halo in his mind? Let's destroy our image a little bit and don't care about these details."

(End of this chapter)