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Chapter 156 His Majesty Will Stay With You Tonight
Shen Yunxie was frightened by the murderous look on Su Nuan.

Shen Yunxie, whose back was cold, raised his hand politely: "Can you not kill the queen? Actually, the queen has an affair with the regent. You can use the power of the regent and General Zhenyuan to stabilize the court."

Shen Yunxie became the queen of the secret world, and naturally received the queen's memory.

The hidden plot is: [The queen and the regent communicated with each other secretly, and fell in love with each other.The queen hated the mean and ungrateful emperor, and secretly gave the emperor sterilization drugs, which caused the emperor to have no heirs all year round. 】

"At the birthday banquet in six days, we will join forces to poison the emperor and Concubine Zhang, and I will not kill the empress for the time being." Shen Yunxie agrees with Su Nuan's approach, "After the emperor dies, the enthronement ceremony will be held after the funeral. If the speed is fast, it can be finished in half a month."

In other words, Su Nuan and Shen Yunxie will stay in the secret realm for half a month.

When Su Nuan becomes the empress dowager with all the power and the highest status in the world of this secret realm, the aura of the protagonists of the emperor and Concubine Zhang will completely disappear.

"Half a month, it's too long." Su Nuan ate another pine nut candy, "I still have a third way, it's just a theoretical guess, I want to verify it."

Jiang'an Monastery College, a calm day.

The white fox and little blood spirit temporarily live in Cheng Zui's wooden house, guarding the small silver ring every day.

According to Elder Lingba, this is just an ordinary third-tier wild secret realm.The wild secret realm is not maintained by special personnel, and its spiritual power has collapsed after a long period of disrepair, so it will not pose too much threat to Su Nuan.

"Since there isn't much threat, why hasn't the master come out?" The white fox was lying listlessly on the table playing with his phone, and his fat claws poked the silver ring occasionally.

The owner disappeared, and the white fox's appetite dropped a lot.

I used to be able to eat ten live chickens in one meal, but now I can only eat nine in one meal. Hey.

When Ji Xiaofeng returned to the wooden house after class, what he saw was this scene: [The wooden table is full of chicken bones, and the white fox is lying on the table playing with the phone.The little blood spirit was hanging upside down from the ceiling, its claws were holding a small red spirit fruit and gnawed happily. 】

Ji Xiaofeng put the schoolbag on the sofa, and told the white fox tactfully: "You almost finished eating the chickens we raise in Jiang An."

Less than two days after the white fox came to Jiang'an, more than half of the chickens in the chicken farm were eaten.

Really edible.

The white fox put down his phone and said confidently: "I am not eating and drinking for free. When the master comes back, I will compensate Jiang'an Monastery College. You monks basically don't eat human food, and no one eats so many chickens and ducks. "

Xiao Xueling nodded: "That's right, the aunt in the canteen gave me a basket of newly grown fruits today. She said it was free for me, and she will give it to me every day in the future."

This is true. The students of Jiang'an Monastery College can maintain their vital signs only by taking pills after building their foundation.

The composition of human food is complex and difficult to digest, and monks seldom go to the cafeteria to eat, so the business in the cafeteria of Jiang'an Monastery College is very bleak.

As soon as the white fox and little blood spirit came, the canteen business improved instantly.The two pets are cute, they have big appetites and are not picky eaters. The chefs in the cafeteria are delighted from ear to ear.

"The canteen aunt also said that she can provide food for my live broadcast, hehe." The white fox wiped his saliva.The aunt in the canteen learned that Baihu was still a gourmet anchor, and immediately made a decision to provide the food that Baihu ate live.

Little Xueling nodded: "That's right~"

The two spirits pet you and say each other, making Ji Xiaofeng a headache.

Ji Xiaofeng sat down on the sofa, touched a blue spiritual fruit and gnawed it: "I didn't blame you two for being greedy, it's a blessing to be able to eat. What I mean is, when Jiang An's chickens are finished eating, you, White Fox, Go to the back mountain to catch them, there are plenty of pheasants in the back mountain.”

The white fox nodded quickly, and said happily: "Don't worry, don't worry, as long as I'm here, no chicken can get out of Jiang'an alive!"

After Ji Xiaofeng gnawed a green fruit, the little blood spirit flew over with fluttering wings and spread his claws: "Brother Ji Xiaofeng, I want to eat green fruit too."

Mung bean small eyes are full of longing.

Ji Xiaofeng handed over a plate of green fruits: "Eat it, eat it if you want. This fruit is newly developed by Elder He Bo. It's sour and sweet. Cheng Zui picked it for me."

Xiao Xueling quickly hugged a green fruit and took a big bite: "I want to eat it too, but Brother Cheng Zui said that this plate of fruit is for Brother Xiaofeng. I can eat it when you come back from get out of class Woolen cloth."

The fruit was sweet and sour, and the little blood spirit squinted his eyes happily, almost flying with joy.

"That's right, brother Cheng Zui also said that he will refine a fifth-order detoxification pill tonight, and he won't be back until 9 o'clock in the evening. Brother Xiaofeng, if you are hungry, there are ready-made vegetarian dishes in the refrigerator, and you can eat them in the microwave Lah." Xiao Xueling finished nibbling the green fruit in two bites, and sneaked another two while Ji Xiaofeng was not paying attention.

Ji Xiaofeng rubbed his stomach, it was only three o'clock in the afternoon, he was not hungry.

Ji Xiaofeng and Xiao Xueling ate the whole plate of fruit, when Ji Xiaofeng looked up, he saw the white fox lying on the table playing with his mobile phone.

This is the first time Ji Xiaofeng has seen a spiritual pet who is so familiar with modern technology.

The white fox's paws tapped the screen of the phone, typing at an unbelievably fast speed, and muttering some strange words from time to time.

Probably aware of Ji Xiaofeng's curiosity, the white fox took the initiative to explain: "The master said, she wants me to use her trumpet to go to the forum every day and quarrel with netizens. But this fox is very good-natured and never scolds netizens."

Ji Xiaofeng was curious: "What forum?"

The white fox laughed: "Secret~"

On the [Ninth State Cultivator Forum], the master created a real fairyland monk called [Blood God Patriarch] to facilitate the sale of exercises.White Fox uses Su Nuan's trumpet, quarrels in the forum every day, and occasionally reveals a little news about "Blood God Patriarch".

Ding--

The phone vibrated, and a netizen sent a message.

[Human race] I haven't written my summer homework yet: [Laughing, what an idiot is the apprentice of the ancestor of the blood god, even my dog ​​is inferior! 】

[Human Race] Troll Online: [Upstairs, shut up!The ancestor of the blood god is a super big man, how can he have so much energy to modify our exercises.And the ancestor of the blood god is really great, giving away the "Watermelon Foundation Establishment Method" for free, which saved the lives of hundreds of millions of monks.And he also innovated the whip—]

[Human Race] The summer homework hasn't been written yet: [Upstairs shut up!If you give it a little bit cheaper, you will be good.I think the Blood God Patriarch is most likely a Demon Cultivator!Otherwise, it would be impossible for no one to know of his existence. 】

The white fox squinted dangerously, someone scolded it?
The white fox gritted his teeth, slapped his paws on the screen to type, cursing while typing.

[Human race] Little disciple 99 of the ancestor of the blood god: [@summer vacation homework hasn't been written yet, you shut up for me!My ancestor is also something you can slander?You try to bark at me again, get out of your father's stomach quickly, go back where you came from!My ancestors provided the "Watermelon Foundation Building Method" for free. What a great and selfless act!You still slander my ancestor as a demon cultivator?Pooh!Can you spray some perfume in your mouth when you talk, so that the smell of the poop you ate last night won't come out. 】

[Human race] I haven't written my summer homework yet: [@血神老爸的小警孙99, don't fucking curse! 】

[Human race] 99, the little disciple of the ancestor of the blood god: [I'm not scolding people, thank you.I am the No. 99 grandson of the ancestor of the blood god. A sneeze can blow away the graves of your ancestors for eighteen generations. How dare you call me inferior to a dog in your family?Bah, if you have the ability to single out, I will send you into your father's stomach with one fist. 】

The white fox curses people very viciously, and his typing speed is extremely fast.

The forum netizen was quickly defeated, and was so angry that he went offline directly.

The white fox snorted coldly, and raised his chin proudly: "Still arguing with Benhu, you little trash."

The white fox put down the phone, wanted to eat a chicken to celebrate, but saw Ji Xiaofeng who was stunned.

Ji Xiaofeng was amazed: "Little fox, you are really talented."

The corner of the white fox's mouth curled up, its fluffy tail wagging: "Of course. I used to live in the countryside with my master, and I often went to the nearby elementary school to eavesdrop on lectures and receive modern quality education. My quality is quite high."

Ji Xiaofeng admired it, as expected of Su Nuan, the spiritual pets she raises are all unique.

The white fox continued to eat the chicken, and the little blood spirit continued to steal fruits. Ji Xiaofeng was going to find food in the refrigerator, and with his hand on the refrigerator door, he suddenly sensed something and looked out the window suddenly.

A student wearing a black and red school uniform, Yu Jian, flew over and yelled, "Senior Brother Ji!"

"Senior Brother Ji is not good! People from Wangjiang ran to the gate of our college to make trouble!"

"They said that Su Nuan stole Wangjiang's Ziyun Whip, and wanted to take Su Nuan away for questioning."

Ji Xiaofeng slammed the refrigerator door shut.

The white fox wiped the chicken blood from the corner of his mouth.

The little blood spirit showed its sharp canine teeth.

The student of Yujian leaned on the window of the wooden house and told Ji Xiaofeng: "Senior brother Ji, the principal is not here, Elder Lingba asked you to handle this matter. Elder Lingba also said, don't feel psychological pressure, call Wangjiang casually." A bunch of little rubbish, if you beat them to death, we will blame our Jiang'an Convent Academy, if you can't beat them to death, they will be disabled."

Ji Xiaofeng greeted the two vicious little spirit pets, and rolled up his sleeves: "Go, go and have a look at the school gate."

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In the wild secret territory, Su Nuan gave up the original plan.

It would take too long to poison the emperor and Concubine Zhang, and then support the little prince to ascend the throne.Su Nuan was thinking about the white fox and the little blood spirit, and she didn't want to stay in the secret realm for too long.

"Don't kill the emperor with poison?" Shen Yun tilted his chin and asked with a smile, "Could it be that Nuan Nuan has a better way."

Su Nuan said: "It's just an immature speculation."

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Su Nuan was not in a hurry to return to Su Guiren's palace, but stayed at Shen Yunxie's place, eating snacks while consulting Shen Yunxie about the secret realm.Shen Yunxie is worthy of being a fifth-rank boss. He has broken through many secret realms and has rich experience in these years. He patiently answered Su Nuan's doubts one by one.

It wasn't until the sun was setting that the greetings from the little eunuch came from outside. The little eunuch came to deliver the emperor's oral order.

The emperor sent Zhang Guifei back to his bedroom, and then returned to the Hall of Mental Cultivation to review the memorial.Recently, the emperor didn't eat meat, so that he was dealing with a mountain of memorials and was upset.

Concubine Zhang Gui is pregnant and cannot sleep at night. The emperor has not slept with other women for a long time.He saw two top beauties one after another today, and his heart was itchy.

Especially the empress, who hadn't seen her for several days, was astonished by her beauty.The emperor held the memorial and asked the little eunuch to deliver the decree.

The little eunuch who took the order bowed obliquely to Shen Yun, with a compliment on his face: "Empress Empress, Your Majesty will be staying with you tonight, please wash and prepare, and pick you up after dark."

Shen Yunxie:
Su Nuan: Haha.

The emperor is indeed an old pervert.

"Your Majesty also said that Your Majesty and Your Majesty are one body. Your Majesty is seriously ill, so His Majesty will naturally stay with you all night." The little eunuch said, blocking Shen Yun's excuse of pretending to be sick.

Obviously, the emperor was fascinated by Shen Yunxie's beauty, even if the empress was seriously ill, the emperor would sleep with a beautiful woman tonight.

After the little eunuch delivered the decree, he quickly left Kunning Palace.

The eunuchs and maids in Kunning Palace raised their heads blankly, and it took a long time for a little joy to show on their numb faces.The emperor hadn't stayed in Kunning Palace for a long time. It stands to reason that the palace people should cheer and celebrate.

But the expressions on their faces were a little dull, as if they had been fed knowledge that didn't belong to them, and they were at a loss.Only the little palace ladies who served the queen were the most normal, happily sending someone to boil the bath water and prepare new clothes for washing.

"My maidservant congratulates the empress." The close maid knelt on the ground, looking at Shen Yunxie excitedly.

Shen Yunxie: ".Go down."

The lady-in-waiting nodded happily, and ran to the closet to find new clothes.

Shen Yun looked sideways at Su Nuan, with pitiful eyes: "Nuan Nuan, you have to think of a way. I'm a nineteen-year-old man with a flower, so I can't be ruined by an old man."

Su Nuan didn't listen to Shen Yunxie's misfortune at all, her eyes fell on the maids and eunuchs in Kunning Palace for a long time, as if she had discovered something interesting.

In the evening, with the sound of "the emperor is coming", the 40-year-old emperor walked steadily and couldn't wait to enter the Queen's Kunning Palace.

The empress doesn't like the night to be too bright, and there are very few lights in the Kunning Palace at night.The Kunning Palace was groggy under the moonlight, only the lights in the main room were on, and the maids and eunuchs in charge of cleaning went back to their rooms to rest, making the Kunning Palace look gloomy.

When the emperor arrived, only the queen's personal maid and the little eunuch came to pick him up.

"Slaves welcome Your Majesty!"

"Your Majesty is not feeling well and is lying in the bedroom."

The court lady was trembling, surprised and delighted.

They can't remember when the emperor came last time, the memory is too long, as if it has been dried by the years.

The emperor frowned in displeasure, feeling a strange disobedience in his heart, but this disobedience disappeared in a flash.He walked quickly into Kunning Palace, into the empress' bedroom.

The master bedroom was lit with six unique palace lanterns, and the bedroom was filled with a hazy yellow light.Across a gorgeous white jade screen, one can vaguely see the graceful figure lying sideways on the phoenix couch.

The phoenix couch's silk yarn baoluo tent is rolled up left and right, and the curtain is embroidered with large areas of peonies and phoenix totems.The queen in red pajamas leaned weakly on the soft pillow, shaking a small silver fan, looked at the emperor with a smile, and whispered: "Your Majesty."

Even the emperor, who was used to beauties, couldn't help being dazed.

He knew the queen was having an affair with the regent and had estranged the queen for years.But the warm and fragrant nephrite was close at hand, and the dark fragrance was floating, the emperor didn't care too much at the moment, and rushed towards the queen impatiently.

(End of this chapter)