Dedicated to selling swords, the master of metaphysics, she is crazy

As the super scroll king of Jiang'an Monastery Academy, Ma Yaozu has been to more secret realms than others. He visits at least three secret realms every day, and sometimes as many as a dozen secret realms.

Relying on the accumulation of numbers, Ma Yaozu gradually became an elite class student of Jiang'an Monastic Academy, and was admired by everyone, even though his talent for cultivation was not high.

Ma Yaozu has a high level of martial arts and can fight and resist. Unfortunately, his cultural level is not very good. He can fall asleep on the spot after reading two books.Therefore, Ma Yaozu almost never goes to plot-type secret realms because his IQ is not high.

One day, Ma Yaozu went to a secret place, but he never returned.

one day,
Two days,

Three days
Ji Xiaofeng finally realized the seriousness of the matter. Ma Yaozu was definitely trapped in the secret realm!After the brothers had a meeting, Ji Xiaofeng immediately went to the secret realm and asked his mentor about the type of secret realm Ma Yaozu was going to.

"Xiao Ma is going to a newly born martial arts secret realm." The instructor at the secret realm told Ji Xiaofeng.

Ji Xiaofeng wondered: "Martial arts secret realm? With Ma Yaozu's ability, he should pass it quickly! This kind of secret realm does not require using your brain."

The instructor looked through the records: "Unfortunately, the secret realm seems to have undergone some kind of change, from a martial arts secret realm to a plot secret realm. This situation is very rare, and 1 people will not encounter it once."

Ji Xiaofeng:
This kind of luck is worthy of the declining god Ma Yaozu.

Ji Xiaofeng picked up his sleeves and told his mentor: "I'm going to trap Ma Yaozu in his secret realm, and I'm going to save him -" As soon as he finished speaking, the old principal called in a hurry, saying that the Ji family had an important clan sacrifice, and asked Ji Xiaofeng to attend it. Clan sacrifice.

Ji Xiaofeng couldn't refuse.

He is the next generation head of the Ji family, and he will be responsible for managing the entire family in the future.After thinking about it, Cheng Zui was currently in seclusion researching new drugs. Shen Yunxie was kidnapped by Elder He Bo to investigate in the desert. Only Su Nuan was free.

Ji Xiaofeng told Su Nuan about Ma Yaozu's situation, and Su Nuan agreed to rescue Ma Yaozu.

White light flashed, and Su Nuan appeared in a modern campus.The female fairy Huaxi massacred Jiuzhou, causing the death of countless high-level monks. After the death of high-level monks, a large number of modern secret realms appeared in the human race.

The existence of the secret realm gave the human race, which was waiting to be reborn, new spiritual resources. Young monks poured into the secret realm in search of opportunities.

Su Nuan walked into the campus gate. The campus was empty, with lush weeds growing in the flower beds, and the tall teaching buildings giving people a heavy sense of oppression.On the surface of the teaching building, red promotional tapes are suspended.

[If you don’t work hard in your senior year of high school, the electronics factory will be waiting for you]

[Young men are not afraid of the passage of time, they will be glorious in their own time]

【Faster, higher, stronger! 】

[The middle of the mountain is always the most crowded, we have to go to the top of the mountain to have a look! 】

Rows of passionate slogans for senior high school students swayed in the dazzling sunlight.This secret realm reveals an indescribable weirdness and depression.As we all know, the secret realm is formed by the spiritual power of dead monks. The most unforgettable and painful memories of the monks during their lifetime become the secret realm.

Obviously, what the monk who created this secret realm feared most during his lifetime was the college entrance examination.
Tsk, school is indeed a nightmare for many people.

As soon as Su Nuan walked to the teaching building, a middle-aged man wearing a suit and glasses suddenly appeared at the door. He held a ruler in his hand and asked solemnly: "You are in your senior year of high school?"

Su Nuan nodded.

The middle-aged man scolded: "Hurry up and go to class! Senior high school students still have time to run around outside! Do you know that senior year is the only chance to change your destiny! If you don't work hard now, you will be the one delivering food in the future. , you’re the one who buys clothes, you’re the one who works as a cleaner, you’re the one who works in the electronics factory!”

The middle-aged man seemed to be the dean of students, he was stern and demanding. Seeing that Su Nuan was still wandering around outside, he gave her a heartfelt reprimand.

Su Nuan listened patiently to the dean and asked him: "If today is class time, why are there no students from other grades on campus?"

Dean of Students: “On weekends, secretly make up classes!”

Su Nuan reminded: "But a certain bureau stipulates that you cannot make up classes on weekends."

The dean puffed his beard and glared, his face turned red, and after a while he said angrily: "Go back to the classroom!"

The teaching building is empty, except for students and teachers in one classroom.Su Nuan walked to the door of the classroom. The classroom was not large and had thirty tables and chairs.The seats were not full, and a dozen hopeless "students" sat on the bench, all of them looking gray and miserable.On the podium, a female teacher wearing black-rimmed glasses was giving a lecture, and the blackboard was filled with dense text.

Ma Yaozu is now a "student", sitting in the last row, his dark face full of pain.

"Report." Su Nuan stood at the door of the classroom.

When the female teacher heard this, she was furious again, causing Su Nuan to quickly go back to the classroom and sit down.When Ma Yaozu saw Su Nuan, his eyes lit up instantly, like a traveler in the desert who found a clear spring, or like Xia Ziwei who was tortured by Aunt Rong and waited until the emperor supported her.

Su Nuan sat down in the empty seat next to Ma Yaozu.

Ding-dong-

Just as the bell rang, it was time for get out of class to end.But the female teacher didn't call get out of class to end at all. She delayed the class for 5 minutes and then announced that everyone should take a 5-minute break.

Even though it was after class time, there were no students moving around noisily for a long time. At most, they went to the toilet quickly, and then immediately returned to the classroom to continue reading and doing questions - they were all a bunch of NPCs who loved learning.

"Su Nuan! You're finally here!" Ma Yaozu scratched his hair in pain, "I'm about to be tortured to death by this secret realm! The first secret realm is a martial arts secret realm. As long as you defeat the teaching director downstairs, you can pass it. !”

But the secret realm suddenly undergoes a qualitative change, from a secret realm that uses force to a secret realm that uses brains.

Ma Yaozu was almost desperate.

He can do it with his hands, but he really can't do it with his brain.

"What are the requirements for clearing this secret realm?" Su Nuan asked.

Ma Yaozu: "There will be a classroom quiz every day. If you answer a question set by the teacher correctly, you can pass the level immediately. But this question is particularly difficult and changes every day. It covers astronomy, geography, history and culture, and there are even tests on detective reasoning, Sudoku and calculus. .”

too painful.

Ma Yaozu would rather fight a life-and-death fight with a hundred fifth-level monsters than face such a terrifying problem.

"Fortunately, I only had to do one question." Su Nuan breathed a sigh of relief, thinking she was going to take the college entrance examination.

Just one question, it should be easy.

Ma Yaozu rubbed his face: "This question is difficult! It's really difficult! It's not a question on the college entrance examination paper, it's the kind of question that requires special use of the brain - for example, yesterday, the in-class test was a cold joke! Damn, it actually took the test cold joke!"

In yesterday's in-class test, the teacher asked a question.

[Why can’t you tell jokes at the beach? 】

Ma Yaozu took this question and looked confused.

What the hell?

This question involves the sea—could it be a geography test?Or does it involve physical sound waves?Or is it legal?

Ma Yaozu scratched his head and thought about the lesson, and before the bell rang, he casually wrote an answer: [Maybe the country that manages this sea area prohibits tourists from playing and playing on the beach. 】

There is no doubt that the answer is wrong.There is no penalty for answering incorrectly, but you cannot leave the secret realm.If you still can't answer it, you will be trapped in the secret realm until you die of old age.

Su Nuan asked Ma Yaozu: "What is the correct answer?"

Ma Yaozu looked hopeless: "The answer is [because it will cause a tsunami (laughing)]."

Su Nuan:.
Ma Yaozu beat his chest and stamped his feet, wanting to smash this secret book to pieces: "This is a fucking joke! Whose high school senior's in-class test is a joke?"

Su Nuan couldn't hold it back and laughed out loud.

Ding-dong-

Accompanied by the crisp ringing of the class bell, the female teacher wearing black-rimmed glasses strode into the classroom on high heels.She pushed up her glasses and said, "This class is a quiz. Work in pairs and give the correct answer before get out of class ends."

The students in the classroom immediately divided into groups, and Su Nuan was naturally paired with Ma Yaozu.

Ma Yaozu was very nervous and lowered his voice and said: "This kind of group test is usually very difficult - hey, we should contact Ji Xiaofeng and ask him to blow up this secret realm."

The female teacher opened the classroom PPT and put today's test content on the projector screen.

The female teacher said: "Just yesterday, a murder occurred in a community in our city. The deceased woman, 25 years old, a white-collar worker, was found drowned in her bathtub. She left a suicide note and was suspected of committing suicide. But after The police determined that this was a homicide that was a fake suicide."

"Based on the deceased's connections, four suspects surfaced, but they all denied killing the woman."

"I need you to use your knowledge to find the real culprit."

The female teacher projects various physical evidence materials on the big screen.

Ma Yaozu covered his face and sighed deeply.

Whose senior high school student takes the exam on such a murder case! In 45 minutes, I investigated a suspect in a murder case. If I had this ability, I would have become a detective long ago. Why should I go to school!

Silly X secret realm!

Except for Su Nuan and Ma Yaozu, all the other teachers and students in the secret realm are NPCs.The NPC students in the classroom whispered and started their respective analyses.

Ma Yaozu had no hope for his IQ, so he could only place his hope on Su Nuan: "Junior sister Su Nuan, I leave it to you."

Su Nuan looked at the physical evidence on the projector.

The deceased was a woman. She left a desperate suicide note, which was not handwritten but printed on a printer. The content is as follows:

【Dear world:

Ever since I was little, I have been the pride of my parents and family.It wasn't until my mother found out that I hadn't been in a relationship after graduation and I didn't even plan to get married, that she became furious.

My mother began to frequently urge me to go on blind dates and get married. She began to belittle me in various languages, saying that I was picky and that I had high vision.I can’t imagine my own mother calling me and saying, “You are so ugly,” “You are so ugly,” “You are ugly and picky.” I have become a shame to the whole family and a source of shame for my parents in front of relatives.

As long as I can get married, they will all be happy if I marry a pig, a dog, an alien, or a prisoner on death row.But when they found out that I wasn't even looking for a pig, their disappointment turned into a sharp knife that stung my self-esteem.

I am overwhelmed by work and overwhelmed by my parents. I can't stand it.

Goodbye, world. 】

From a brief suicide note, it can be seen that the cause of death of the deceased was due to his parents urging him to get married.

But the police judged it to be homicide.

There are currently four suspects: A, B, C and D.

Ma Yaozu complained: "Damn, can this secret realm be more reliable? How can anyone be called A, B, B, Ding? I can just make up four normal names!"

The four suspects were neighbors of the deceased and had printers at home, which they used on the day of the deceased's death.In order to prove their innocence, all four wrote a simple confession.

A is a truck driver. He wrote a confession:

[I am a truck driver. I am busy driving a truck every day. How can I have time to kill her!I bought a printer because my son wants to print test papers. He has final exams every day!This printer is so expensive, I ran very fast to buy it.My son smiled so happily when he saw the printer - oh, I really didn't kill her! 】

B is a colleague of the deceased’s company. He wrote a confession:
[My name is XXX, and she and I are colleagues.I admit my love for her, but I confessed to her last year and she clearly rejected me.I'm not a stickler type of person.Buy a printer?That's because of work requirements.I am a clerk in a company and I still have a lot of heavy work after get off work every day.I can't kill her. I'm so busy, how can I have time to kill her? 】

C is a bachelor and unemployed. He wrote a confession:

[My name is XX. Although I don’t have a job, I have been trying to do self-media recently.I have many fans on Xiaohongshu, and they all affectionately call me "Master".I often publish screenshots of manuscript fees on Xiaohongshu. The screenshots are of course P's. They are very real. I pretend to be a great writer who earns tens of thousands a month. Some low-level street writers think I am a great writer. I hint and encourage them to buy My class——doesn’t it mean I want to kill her? 】

Ding is a mathematics teacher. He wrote a confession:
[I am now in my third year of high school. I am so busy that I don’t even have time to drink water. It is impossible to kill her.Just like that, I still have to prepare lessons. The third year of high school is my nightmare. I haven’t laughed happily for a long time!I will resign after finishing my senior year of high school! 】

After reading the four confession letters, Ma Yaozu could not see any clear evidence.

Ma Yaozu raised his hand and asked the female teacher: "Teacher, do you have photos of the four suspects?"

Ma Yaozu had learned a little bit of facial knowledge before, and he might be able to deduce who the suspect was from his appearance.

"Of course there are photos." The female teacher moved the projector, and the PPT showed clear photos of the four suspects.

Suspect A: Ultraman Tiga of Justice

Suspect B: Brave Pig Man

Suspect C: Smart Iron Man

Suspect Ding: The Compassionate Tang Sanzang

Ma Yaozu:
Don't stop me, I'm going to destroy this cheating secret realm!

"get out of class ends in 25 minutes. Please submit your answers before get out of class ends." The female teacher pushed up her glasses, a strange light flashing in her eyes.

Ma Yaozu sat back on the chair. It was over. He would never be able to get out of this terrible secret realm in his life. Knowledge was indeed the most terrifying prison in the world!

At this time, Su Nuan stood up: "Teacher, I know who the suspect is."

Ma Yaozu was still in a state of confusion.

He looked at Su Nuan suspiciously. Not even halfway through the class, Su Nuan actually found out the real culprit in this case?who is it?

Is it Ultraman or Pigman?Is it Iron Man or Tang Sanzang?
This secret story was conceived before and was not included in the main text. It was written in the extras.

I have used this joke in my previous articles.

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