The tyrant took me to make him immortal

"Row!"

Situ Yiru seemed to understand the holy intention, and ordered people to let go of Jiang Yingying, and took the brocade box with the eyeballs.

"General, you don't really want to..."

How dare a sinner and a temptress let a dignified general condescend to carry her into the palace! It would be too shameless to say this!

But Situ Yiru still had a livid face. He closed Jiang Yingying's legs and hands, put one arm on the crook of her legs, and put the other on her back. He picked her up smoothly and walked straight into the palace. .

The accompanying soldiers all clenched their fists silently, looking angry and humiliated.

"Boom-boom-boom-"

Suddenly there was a loud roar of thunder in the east, and dark clouds quickly spread to cover it up. The sky at noon actually became like midnight in the blink of an eye!

The most prosperous and lively streets in the capital suddenly became quiet. People looked up one after another, feeling flustered and uncontrollably suspicious.

"Why is this so good..."

"The sky...is falling?"

The vendors along the street did not dare to stay outside, so they quickly packed up their goods and rushed home without saying a word. The shops also greeted customers to leave, scrambling to close the doors, and some even hammered and nailed the doors and windows.

Only an old drunkard in the liquor store didn't want to leave. He pushed away the waiter who tried to dissuade him, walked to the door of the shop carrying a bowl of wine, spilled the wine on the ground, and then threw the bowl.

The sound of the wine bowl breaking was particularly clear in this silent environment, and a bolt of lightning struck the signboard pole of the wine shop in unison.

People present thought that some god from heaven had appeared, and their knees suddenly became weak. They knelt on the ground and kowtowed while muttering:

"Every wrong has its owner. It's not that I'm rude to God. It's this damn drunkard who offended you. If you want to be angry, just ask for his life. Don't make the wrong mistake, him! It's him, he's here, If you want to chop him, chop him to death!"

The old drunkard laughed. Because he was a little drunk, his speech was slurred, but his voice was very loud, "What are you afraid of! This is the old general who came to drink the wine I proposed!"

The shop owner and the people next to him whispered: "What is this drunk maniac talking about? Which old general?"

"Yes, yes, I just came from the south of the city, and the Situ family was in mourning, wondering if someone was dead!"

"Who died and made such a big noise?"

"Uh……"

An insider outside the street was already in tears, "Old General Situ has appeared! The old general has suffered and died unjustly!"

"I saw an army entering the city in great force at the city gate. Is it Situ Lei's army?"

"Situ Lei? Who can defeat our victorious general?"

"There are two urns! I can see it really. The old general and his eldest son are both... alas!"

Everyone pieced together the reasons for the change in words.

"Old General!" the drunkard yelled in the dark, "I know you are acting strangely! Don't worry! Thousands of people in this country will always remember your merits! Your Majesty! I will, and will... "

Speaking of the latter part, the old drunkard's voice gradually weakened. He lowered his head and staggered for two steps. After falling, he lay down on his back. His messy hair covered his face. Carefully distinguish, he seemed to be giggling or crying.

"Bang! Bang! Bang..."

The shop owner threw out several jars of wine, and the remaining customers followed suit, rushing to pay and holding the jars of wine out to worship the sky.

"Have a good trip, Old General Situ!"

"Have a good journey!!" People associated the cause of the change of weather with old General Situ Lei, so they were not afraid of the darkness that covered the sky.

The liquor store was lit with lights, and people on the long street who couldn't rush home in time went inside to rest temporarily.

When there are many people gathered together, it is inevitable that their mouths will be full of chatter.

"I remember that Situ Lei was the founding general of our country. He was the one who followed the emperor to conquer the world. Why... hiss, why did he suddenly disappear?"

"You stay in the imperial city every day, but the news is not as well informed as our traveling people! You don't even know that your country's generals are leading troops into battle?"

"Ah? We haven't had a war in many years! What happened? You actually want to invite General Situ Lei?"

"Not only is General Situ Lei personally leading the troops, but also the general's eldest son Situ Yidong! Father and son are joining the battle!"

"Tell me what kind of person he is. How could Situ Lei and Situ Yidong, two such powerful people, have no bones left!"

Everyone's interest was aroused, and their curious eyes were fixed on the vendor.

"What are you guys looking at me for?" the vendor shrugged, "I'm so embarrassed! I know there's a war going on over there, how can I be stupid enough to join in and watch the fun?"

"It's... then it turns out you're not very well-informed!"

"No!" the vendor changed the subject, "I saw the army when I entered the city today. It was a huge area, too numerous to count!"

"Have you seen who brought back the spiritual altar of Situ and his son?"

"The person leading the charge was also dressed like a charging general, but I could tell at a glance that she was a woman!"

"Female? And she's wearing a general's uniform? Just pull her down. How can you tell she's a woman?"

"You really can't believe it. All the female dolls in my hometown were raised as male dolls, so no matter whether she wears men's clothes or women's clothes, I can tell the difference at a glance!"

Everyone laughed, thinking he was telling a joke.

The vendor excitedly continued to talk to the crowd: "Although the general is very heroic when riding on a horse, a girl is a girl. Even if her breasts are restrained since she was a child, she has a white skin, a thin waist and a big butt. This cannot be changed!"

"Hahahahaha... I don't believe there is no man in the world who has fair skin, a thin waist and a big butt! Huh? Hahahaha..."

The vendor smacked his lips. In fact, he relied more on intuition to distinguish between men and women, but he couldn't describe this feeling.

So he had to give up discussing the female general, and added: "Then there is someone behind the general. It must be a powerful horn. His hands and feet are tightly tied, and the whole person is moving on an iron plate like this. I can’t move either!”

The vendor spread his legs and made a "big" gesture, and added: "I had the courage to take a few more glances to make sure I wasn't scared to death! There were two bloody holes in the face of the woman on the iron plate!" He’s still bleeding black blood!”

"Hey!" The woman who was standing further away heard it and felt a chill down her spine, "Don't say it again. It's the most frightening thing to hear about this kind of thing at night!"

The corner of the vendor's mouth curled up, he picked up the wine and took a satisfied sip.

There are also dissatisfied men who find fault and ask: "Why did you mention two people, they are both women! I don't think you are obsessed with thinking about women! Hahahaha..."

Everyone laughed, which made the vendor feel very embarrassed. He immediately threw the wine bowl at the man's feet and shouted: "A woman is a woman! I say whatever I see! Your grandfather, I never make up lies! General!" It’s a woman! The person the general arrested is also a woman!”

Before he finished speaking in the wine shop, there was a "click" of thunder, piercing the dark clouds, and the sudden bright light hurt people's eyes!

A moment later, the Imperial City returned to darkness. The waiter stood between the vendor and the man with a smile on his face, "Being friendly makes you rich, being friendly makes you rich. Let's have a drink!"

"Hmph!" The vendor blew out the mucus from one nostril with disdain and said with disdain, "No one looks down on women. Who is not the daughter of one's mother?"

Your mother is a woman, isn’t she?