Rebirth of the Three Kingdoms: Da Qiao doesn't want to be a widow anymore

Sun Quan did learn quickly, from inexperienced at the beginning to getting better, the two of them quarreled almost until the middle of the night before Sun Quan was so tired that he fell asleep.

Qiao Wei felt a little uncomfortable when she changed the bed, and she slept very restlessly. After waking up, she soon discovered that Sun Quan hadn't told her the truth.

She looked at the man lying beside her, with a bit of resentment in her heart.

Who said that he would not go crazy after drinking alcohol?
No, he didn't seem to be lying.

He is not drunk, but he talks in his sleep.

Talking in sleep is fine, the point is that he is swearing.

Moreover, he was swearing in a very excited and fluent tone.

And he was holding Qiao Wei and cursing!

And it was cursing in Qiao Wei's ear! !
Most importantly, Qiao Wei couldn't break free from his embrace. Which drunk person could have so much strength? !

Qiao Wei felt that she was not sleeping on a bed at all, but on a talking engine...

She once wondered if she had done something wrong to choose Sun Quan who cursed in his sleep, but she was like Wukong who had been cursed, or Wukong who had been crushed under Five Fingers Mountain. Forced to accept their own destiny.

The targets of Sun Quan's scolding are wild and unconstrained, from the wild dog that bit his ass to the stone that tripped him on the side of the road, from Zhang Zhao who wrote a letter of yin and yang to Huang Qing who offended him, all of them were scolded by him in their dreams.The point is that Sun Quan's swearing is quite elegant. There is no foul language in the full text, but every sentence of his swearing is heart-rending.

Qiao Wei couldn't help but think, if this literary talent is brought to modern times to become a rapper, it should be able to drive people to autism.

In the early morning of the next day, Sun Quan got up refreshed, but found that the eyes of the bride next to him were black and blue, and he refused to get up no matter how much he called him.

He had no choice but to get up alone, practiced double halberds in the yard for an hour, then took a shower and changed clothes, went to see Qiao Wei after breakfast, and fell asleep and refused to get up.

It's amazing, obviously not sleepy at all, seeing Qiao Wei's sleepy appearance, I can't help but want to lie next to her and sleep with her for a while.

Anyway, the newlyweds had a three-day wedding leave, so it was rare to take a break, so he simply took off his clothes and continued to sleep with Qiao Wei.

Just like that, the two slept until lunch time before being woken up by Xu Yaoniang.

Sun Quan leaned on the couch and watched Qiao Wei make up. It was different from the wedding makeup. Qiao Wei only put on a little makeup on weekdays. If she covered the youthful group in front of her eyes, she looked more energetic.

Sun Quan was very puzzled, "I slept with you last night, why do you still look sleepy?"

Qiao Wei gritted his teeth when he mentioned this matter, "Because I heard you tell a secret all night last night."

"What secret?"

"There are quite a lot, and I don't know which one to start with." Qiao Wei's mind was still a little dazed, and there was too much information in her sleep talk last night, so she didn't actually remember much.

But there was one, she remembered very clearly, "You said you were bitten on the ass by a wild dog, and then you lay in bed for seven days."

Sun Quan's face suddenly became very strange, "The dream language is all nonsense, it can't be true."

"Really?" Qiao Wei continued, "But you scolded this wild dog for almost a cup of tea, and you said that you are at odds with him, and you are also at odds with its clan."

Qiao Wei actually didn't want to understand what it meant to be at odds with a dog's clan, and wanted to ask Sun Quan for an explanation.

Sun Quan covered Qiao Wei's mouth, "Yao Niang should have cooked your favorite dish, let's eat first."

Qiao Wei was eating the fresh shrimp in the bowl, and suddenly remembered, "Yesterday you scolded a cook. Because he didn't pick the shrimp clean, you ate stale shrimp, and then you vomited twice in the hut. sky."

Sun Quan: "...It's too inappropriate to talk about such filthy things between meals. Let's eat first."

He silently put the prawns that he hadn't had time to take a bite into Qiao Wei's bowl, and picked up a few more beans. Just as he was about to put it in his mouth, he heard Qiao Wei's voice.

"By the way, you also said that when you and your third brother were young, you sneaked up to the mountain behind the back door, and you saw something black on the side of the road that looked like black beans, so you took them back and threw them into the black bean pot.

By the time you know that it is dried lamb dung, the cook at home has already poured it into rice to make a meal.

That day, you and your third brother were chased for three streets by your elder brother. "

Sun Quan silently put the beans back into his bowl and put down his chopsticks. The rice was uneatable.

"Oh, and..."

Sun Quan quickly stopped her from recalling, "Let's have dinner first, you can just listen to these secrets in the boudoir, and there are so many servants here!"

Qiao Wei looked at Xiao Ye and You Ye who were standing behind him, and said that he understood, so he leaned into Sun Quan's ear and said, "So, you were really bitten by a wild dog, didn't you?"

Sun Quan: ...Is this the point?Is it this one?Is it this one?
After Qiao Wei finished speaking, she still tilted her head, looked at him with blinking eyes, and waited expectantly for his answer.

Sun Quan couldn't bear the wet and shining eyes, and turned slightly to avoid her eyes, "By the way, the garden in the mansion is well maintained, do you want to go and have a look?"

What a blunt topic change technique.

Qiao Wei also accepts as soon as she sees it good. Seeing that Sun Quan is deflated, her goal of revenge has been achieved, so she doesn't continue to dwell on this topic.

In fact, when this mansion was still Liu's mansion, Da Qiao was also invited to come here to attend a spring banquet.

At that time, all the unmarried daughters of famous families in Lujiang were also invited, and Da Qiao was born because Qiao's father was still a small official in Wancheng, and Liu Xun needed to win over and beat all the officials in Wancheng. this opportunity.

Because of his low background and Qiao's father's low official status, Da Qiao was often isolated and excluded.

Looking at Qiao Wei as a bystander, it was also from that time that Huang Qing's attitude towards Da Qiao began to change a little.

He had seen the more prosperous Liu's Mansion, so he naturally looked down on the declining Qiao's.

At night, Sun Quan was concerned about Qiao Wei's body and didn't want to move her, but he didn't want her to think he was asleep, and secretly took off half of his underpants, holding a candle to observe carefully and repeatedly.

He was still muttering, "Where is it? Why didn't I find it?"

He even used his fingertips to gently touch it inch by inch, which made his heart itch.

Finally, Sun Quan couldn't take it anymore, he turned around and asked her, "What are you doing?"

Qiao Wei was taken aback, and almost lost the red candle in her hand, the embarrassing expression on her face was short of writing four large characters:
"Being a thief with a guilty conscience."

"I'm just curious, nothing else."

"Curious what?"

Qiao Wei answered the question honestly, "I wonder where the wild dog bit your ass, it can bite you and its clan are at odds."

I can't finish it, I really can't finish it