My whole family is punching cards in the farming article to survive
Chapter 1 Check-in Separation Family Scene
Chapter 1 Check-in Separation Family Scene
"Mei Erniu! You unfilial son! You actually help the third family to separate?! Can you be your mother and your father after they die?"
"If you and your father are really gone, it will be a matter of course for me to divide the family!"
"Mei Erniu, what you are saying is cursing me and your father to die early, right! You and Mei Sanma are going to separate just because of such a loser?!"
"Mother, what you said, there is only one girl in the third family's family, and there is only one girl in my family. What is a loser? It was born by my wife who worked hard. Who is willing to let you spoil me so badly?"
The voices of a man and a woman arguing next to Mei Berry's ears fluctuated from distant to near.
She desperately opened her eyes, and what caught her eyes was the cobwebs mixed with floating ash on the dilapidated beams. She forced herself up to sit up, and her eyes were still black for bursts.
what!
Mei Berry couldn't help complaining that her body was too weak.
"Berry, are you awake?"
A soft female voice came from the side, and Mei Berry turned her head for a long time before realizing that it was her mother who came, but suddenly her mother's appearance changed from a charter woman's afro to an ancient woman's bun, which still made her a little confused. discomfort.
But no matter how uncomfortable she was, she didn't care about anything at this moment. Looking at the hand extended by her mother, she grabbed it with the last bit of strength in her body, and said eagerly before her mother could say anything, "I want to go out."
"Why are you in such a hurry? Be good, drink this brown sugar water first. You don't know whether it's anemia or hypoglycemia. You fainted after a short time. When your father hugged you just now, you were so light. It's as if you only have bones... Berry is good, your dad is taking care of you outside."
Regardless of Mei Berry's struggle, Wei Meili handed the chipped earthenware bowl to Mei Berry's mouth, which she had washed in advance.
Seeing that she couldn't beat her mother, Mei Berry had to quickly drink up the brown sugar water in the bowl.
"Mom, let's go out."
After drinking, Mei Berry insisted on getting out as soon as possible.
Hearing the increasingly noisy voices outside the house, Mei Berry knew that the scene she wanted to see was about to happen. Seeing this, Wei Meili carefully helped the weak Mei Berry out of bed and walked out the door.
As soon as I opened my face, I saw seven or eight people, men, women and children standing in the small courtyard.
Among them, the old lady who was standing under the eaves of the main room with her waist pinched, her face flushed red and her voice shrill, was the original body's grandmother, Mrs. Zhang.
And standing behind her breast was a slightly younger woman with a sharp-mouthed monkey cheek and a mean face. That person was her eldest aunt Jiang.
At this time Jiang was supporting her grandma, pretending to be arrogant, and when she heard the movement of Mei Berry, she also glanced here, her mean lips bumped up and down, and she didn't know what she was muttering in Granny Zhang's ear.
You don't need to listen, just look at the other party looking at her with disgust, and Mei Berry knows that there is nothing good to say about her.
Immediately afterwards, Mei Berry turned her head to look at a girl standing at the gate of the yard.
The figure of the other party is about the same as his own, thin as paper, and his face is sallow, but the astonishing brilliance bursting out of his eyes is extraordinary.
You can tell it's the heroine just by looking at it!
"Hey, why are you out here? Isn't it me?"
Standing in front of the door of the house where Mei Berry came out, Mei Youqian, who was still arguing with Mrs. Zhang just now, turned her head when she heard the movement, her face was full of distress.
"Daddy."
In front of outsiders, Mei Berry called out her father obediently, and then followed Mama Mei to stand half a step behind him.
Just like the heroine Meiyou at this moment, her parents are standing behind her daughter silently supporting her.
It's just that Mei Berry shook her head inwardly as she watched the two bloody dogs who were scolded by Mrs. Zhang before and now shrinking behind Mei You like a quail.
This is the reason why she specially told her father to help the heroine to separate the family before she was about to faint due to malnutrition when she just traveled through time.
……
That's right, Mei Berry and his family have traveled through time.
I traveled to a time-traveling farming novel that Mei Berry had read before but hadn't seen the end, and accidentally bound a system called "Famous Scene Check-in System".
Because their family died in an accident while traveling in the original world, the family can only obediently do the tasks issued by this system in order to continue to live.
Among them, the main task is to witness the famous scenes of some important things done by the "son of luck" in the world of this novel, that is, important characters.
If you successfully check in, you can get relevant rewards, including lifespan.
Because according to the plot of the original novel, after the heroine broke up and separated, all the disasters suffered by the heroine's family were passed on to their second wife.
Because of her young age and long-term malnutrition, the second-bedroom daughter was chased by Mrs. Zhang to kill pigweeds in the early morning when she was hungry, and then fell to her death.
But the place where he fell to his death was very remote, and the body was never found. Erfang Wei cried and went blind because of her daughter's "disappearance".
Later, when Mei Erniu went to the town to do part-time work, Mrs. Zhang disliked Wei's blindness and wasting food, and secretly found someone to sell her.
As for Mei Erniu, there was a flood here later, and Mei Erniu was abandoned by the old Mei's family in the wilderness because of injuries on the way to escape from famine.
To put it simply, according to the plot of the original book, the "longest-lived" member of their family of three will not live an extra year.
This unlucky cannon fodder family!
When their family first came here, it happened that when Mei Sanma was working in the town, Yuanshen's grandma recruited Hei Yazi to partner with him and secretly sold his daughter.
That is, the heroine who came through the soul.
The heroine is a gangster who tore up zombies in the end of the world. She just came here and directly turned against the murderer. When Mei Sanma came back, she made a big fuss and planned to split up.
Therefore, the system hidden in Mei Berry's mind released the first task - [The host is asked to clock in the heroine's branch name scene [-], to get fifteen days of life and five catties of wheat flour. 】
"What if the check-in fails?"
[If the host fails, with your current physical condition, you will only have half a month of life left if you fight hard. 】
Mei Berry's face became very serious when she heard the system's words.
That's right, with her malnourished body, even if the accident of going up the mountain hadn't happened, maybe one day she would be fine once she closed her eyes.
Therefore, this check-in matter is very important to Meiberry!
Does anyone know when the next check-in is?
The system can't even guarantee with her that every reward can have this kind of direct increase in lifespan.
……
"Mother, don't look at my daughter-in-law. We are going to separate. The third child and I are going to separate today."
Protecting his wife and children behind him, Mei Youqian continued the topic just now.
Because of Mei Berry's appearance just now, the short-lived quiet atmosphere in the yard was once again broken by Mei Youqian.
Mrs. Zhang was so angry that she pointed at him and cursed again: "You are unfilial! I can understand the separation of the old three's family. What kind of family are you? Have your father and I treated you badly?"
"Isn't it wrong? Although the third brother and I named a 'cow' and a 'horse', dare you really treat us like a cow and a horse! Everyone knows how you treat the eldest brother, me and the third brother." !"
Speaking of this, Mei Youqian became even more enthusiastic. Today he had to explain clearly the grievances of Yuanzheng and Yuanzheng's family:
"It's hot and my elder brother can't go down to the ground. Mother, let me and my third brother go down. The scorching sun shines on us and we don't know how many layers of skin we have lost."
"It's cold and my eldest brother doesn't go out, but you let my third brother go out to collect firewood in the mountains, and his hands, feet and face are covered with chilblains."
"Also, your eldest grandson is a human being, and you can't miss an egg every day. When it comes to your granddaughter, you can sell it if you want to eat bran-swallowed vegetables. Then this time, the old three families will be separated this time. Our family will not be divided, so we may decide. Mother, you are short of money and sold my daughter!"
"You fart! Mei Erniu!"
I don't know if Mei Youqian has punctured his mind, anyway, Mrs. Zhang is already blushing from embarrassment.
"Oh, that's right. As the saying goes, 'the eldest grandson, the youngest son is the lifeblood of an old lady'.
The eldest brother has the opportunity to learn the craft from the famous carpenter in the town;
Didn’t the fourth child memorize two poems when he was a child, and the third child and I have been working so hard for him to study for so many years. Everyone who reads is still a child in his twenties, and he can’t lift his hands and resist, what’s wrong?Are you going to let the third child and I raise him for the rest of his life? "
Mei Youqian didn't care if the old woman would die of anger, he was going to tell all the grievances that Yuanshen and Mei Sanma had suffered for so many years.
From his point of view, looking at Mei Sanma who said "I want to separate" from the beginning to the end, and then stopped talking. Does he still want to separate?
Moreover, he has never read novels, and he doesn't know what the halo of the heroine is omnipotent. It's hard to think about separating the family with a little girl like Mei You.
Otherwise, why would his daughter help herself?
Can't he help?
Mei Youqian, who has a strong self-invention, occupies the absolute main force in this family separation battle.
"The fourth son's husband said that the fourth son has accumulated a lot of money and will definitely be a scholar in the past two years. Do you still insist on separating the family?"
At this time, old man Mei didn't just watch. He took a puff of dry cigarette and said this slowly. His cloudy eyes looked at his son who was completely different from his usual quiet and reticent son. His eyes were full of complex expressions.
Of course Mei Youqian knows how good a scholar is in this world, but these can't shake Mei Youqian's thoughts.
"Score."
The task of the system is still the first.
Besides, even if there is no system, just watching a whole family of disgusting people make him score points.
When he was speaking, he didn't notice Old Man Mei's gloomy gaze, and he didn't even notice the surprise look from the hostess.
The second child's family, who has always been honest and silent in the eyes of everyone, broke out so violently!
No matter what other people think, Mei Youqian just kept saying: "Father, look at my wife and children are skinny, and the third child's family will fall down when the wind blows. If this continues, our two families may not be able to wait." The old fourth high school scholar will starve to death."
"You! You unfilial son, you talk about 'death' and 'death' all day long. You really want to piss me and your father to death! If you dare to separate the family, I will go to the village Chang Na will sue you for being unfilial!"
Can't wait for the old man Mei to ask back and forth in a leisurely way, Mrs. Zhang looked at Mei's second son and was determined to separate the family, one of them couldn't hold back and cursed again.
"Ha! I'll stop talking about it today. If we don't separate the family honestly today, will we still sue the village head? I'll take the daughter of the third family and go directly to the county magistrate to file a complaint!
What if grandma sells her granddaughter?If this matter becomes serious, the fourth child will no longer need to take the imperial examination. After all, there is an old lady with a criminal record, so he will not take the exam! "
"belch!"
After being threatened and intimidated by Mei Youqian, Mrs. Zhang and old man Mei rolled their eyes and were about to pass out, and the scene suddenly became chaotic again.
"Mother (grandma)!"
Before Mei Berry wanted to say anything, Mei You, who had been watching Mei Youqian "kill the world" just now, finally stood up.
"Second uncle."
"Eh?"
"Since grandma is dizzy, we won't be able to separate the family for a while. Let's go to the county to find the magistrate. It's still early, so we should be able to walk."
"Wait a minute—"
As soon as Mei You finished speaking, Zhang who had closed her eyes opened them suddenly, with a breath in her throat, dragging the "slow" to the end of the old man.
The cadence is ups and downs, and the words are pronounced clearly. I am afraid that people will run out if they don't hear it.
Plum Berry: Pfft~
It turned out that they were all pretended.
The new book is open!Sand sculpture!Shuangwen, don't black the original heroine!Lovely and hilarious~
Ask for comments, ask for favorites, ask for flowers, meh!
(End of this chapter)
"Mei Erniu! You unfilial son! You actually help the third family to separate?! Can you be your mother and your father after they die?"
"If you and your father are really gone, it will be a matter of course for me to divide the family!"
"Mei Erniu, what you are saying is cursing me and your father to die early, right! You and Mei Sanma are going to separate just because of such a loser?!"
"Mother, what you said, there is only one girl in the third family's family, and there is only one girl in my family. What is a loser? It was born by my wife who worked hard. Who is willing to let you spoil me so badly?"
The voices of a man and a woman arguing next to Mei Berry's ears fluctuated from distant to near.
She desperately opened her eyes, and what caught her eyes was the cobwebs mixed with floating ash on the dilapidated beams. She forced herself up to sit up, and her eyes were still black for bursts.
what!
Mei Berry couldn't help complaining that her body was too weak.
"Berry, are you awake?"
A soft female voice came from the side, and Mei Berry turned her head for a long time before realizing that it was her mother who came, but suddenly her mother's appearance changed from a charter woman's afro to an ancient woman's bun, which still made her a little confused. discomfort.
But no matter how uncomfortable she was, she didn't care about anything at this moment. Looking at the hand extended by her mother, she grabbed it with the last bit of strength in her body, and said eagerly before her mother could say anything, "I want to go out."
"Why are you in such a hurry? Be good, drink this brown sugar water first. You don't know whether it's anemia or hypoglycemia. You fainted after a short time. When your father hugged you just now, you were so light. It's as if you only have bones... Berry is good, your dad is taking care of you outside."
Regardless of Mei Berry's struggle, Wei Meili handed the chipped earthenware bowl to Mei Berry's mouth, which she had washed in advance.
Seeing that she couldn't beat her mother, Mei Berry had to quickly drink up the brown sugar water in the bowl.
"Mom, let's go out."
After drinking, Mei Berry insisted on getting out as soon as possible.
Hearing the increasingly noisy voices outside the house, Mei Berry knew that the scene she wanted to see was about to happen. Seeing this, Wei Meili carefully helped the weak Mei Berry out of bed and walked out the door.
As soon as I opened my face, I saw seven or eight people, men, women and children standing in the small courtyard.
Among them, the old lady who was standing under the eaves of the main room with her waist pinched, her face flushed red and her voice shrill, was the original body's grandmother, Mrs. Zhang.
And standing behind her breast was a slightly younger woman with a sharp-mouthed monkey cheek and a mean face. That person was her eldest aunt Jiang.
At this time Jiang was supporting her grandma, pretending to be arrogant, and when she heard the movement of Mei Berry, she also glanced here, her mean lips bumped up and down, and she didn't know what she was muttering in Granny Zhang's ear.
You don't need to listen, just look at the other party looking at her with disgust, and Mei Berry knows that there is nothing good to say about her.
Immediately afterwards, Mei Berry turned her head to look at a girl standing at the gate of the yard.
The figure of the other party is about the same as his own, thin as paper, and his face is sallow, but the astonishing brilliance bursting out of his eyes is extraordinary.
You can tell it's the heroine just by looking at it!
"Hey, why are you out here? Isn't it me?"
Standing in front of the door of the house where Mei Berry came out, Mei Youqian, who was still arguing with Mrs. Zhang just now, turned her head when she heard the movement, her face was full of distress.
"Daddy."
In front of outsiders, Mei Berry called out her father obediently, and then followed Mama Mei to stand half a step behind him.
Just like the heroine Meiyou at this moment, her parents are standing behind her daughter silently supporting her.
It's just that Mei Berry shook her head inwardly as she watched the two bloody dogs who were scolded by Mrs. Zhang before and now shrinking behind Mei You like a quail.
This is the reason why she specially told her father to help the heroine to separate the family before she was about to faint due to malnutrition when she just traveled through time.
……
That's right, Mei Berry and his family have traveled through time.
I traveled to a time-traveling farming novel that Mei Berry had read before but hadn't seen the end, and accidentally bound a system called "Famous Scene Check-in System".
Because their family died in an accident while traveling in the original world, the family can only obediently do the tasks issued by this system in order to continue to live.
Among them, the main task is to witness the famous scenes of some important things done by the "son of luck" in the world of this novel, that is, important characters.
If you successfully check in, you can get relevant rewards, including lifespan.
Because according to the plot of the original novel, after the heroine broke up and separated, all the disasters suffered by the heroine's family were passed on to their second wife.
Because of her young age and long-term malnutrition, the second-bedroom daughter was chased by Mrs. Zhang to kill pigweeds in the early morning when she was hungry, and then fell to her death.
But the place where he fell to his death was very remote, and the body was never found. Erfang Wei cried and went blind because of her daughter's "disappearance".
Later, when Mei Erniu went to the town to do part-time work, Mrs. Zhang disliked Wei's blindness and wasting food, and secretly found someone to sell her.
As for Mei Erniu, there was a flood here later, and Mei Erniu was abandoned by the old Mei's family in the wilderness because of injuries on the way to escape from famine.
To put it simply, according to the plot of the original book, the "longest-lived" member of their family of three will not live an extra year.
This unlucky cannon fodder family!
When their family first came here, it happened that when Mei Sanma was working in the town, Yuanshen's grandma recruited Hei Yazi to partner with him and secretly sold his daughter.
That is, the heroine who came through the soul.
The heroine is a gangster who tore up zombies in the end of the world. She just came here and directly turned against the murderer. When Mei Sanma came back, she made a big fuss and planned to split up.
Therefore, the system hidden in Mei Berry's mind released the first task - [The host is asked to clock in the heroine's branch name scene [-], to get fifteen days of life and five catties of wheat flour. 】
"What if the check-in fails?"
[If the host fails, with your current physical condition, you will only have half a month of life left if you fight hard. 】
Mei Berry's face became very serious when she heard the system's words.
That's right, with her malnourished body, even if the accident of going up the mountain hadn't happened, maybe one day she would be fine once she closed her eyes.
Therefore, this check-in matter is very important to Meiberry!
Does anyone know when the next check-in is?
The system can't even guarantee with her that every reward can have this kind of direct increase in lifespan.
……
"Mother, don't look at my daughter-in-law. We are going to separate. The third child and I are going to separate today."
Protecting his wife and children behind him, Mei Youqian continued the topic just now.
Because of Mei Berry's appearance just now, the short-lived quiet atmosphere in the yard was once again broken by Mei Youqian.
Mrs. Zhang was so angry that she pointed at him and cursed again: "You are unfilial! I can understand the separation of the old three's family. What kind of family are you? Have your father and I treated you badly?"
"Isn't it wrong? Although the third brother and I named a 'cow' and a 'horse', dare you really treat us like a cow and a horse! Everyone knows how you treat the eldest brother, me and the third brother." !"
Speaking of this, Mei Youqian became even more enthusiastic. Today he had to explain clearly the grievances of Yuanzheng and Yuanzheng's family:
"It's hot and my elder brother can't go down to the ground. Mother, let me and my third brother go down. The scorching sun shines on us and we don't know how many layers of skin we have lost."
"It's cold and my eldest brother doesn't go out, but you let my third brother go out to collect firewood in the mountains, and his hands, feet and face are covered with chilblains."
"Also, your eldest grandson is a human being, and you can't miss an egg every day. When it comes to your granddaughter, you can sell it if you want to eat bran-swallowed vegetables. Then this time, the old three families will be separated this time. Our family will not be divided, so we may decide. Mother, you are short of money and sold my daughter!"
"You fart! Mei Erniu!"
I don't know if Mei Youqian has punctured his mind, anyway, Mrs. Zhang is already blushing from embarrassment.
"Oh, that's right. As the saying goes, 'the eldest grandson, the youngest son is the lifeblood of an old lady'.
The eldest brother has the opportunity to learn the craft from the famous carpenter in the town;
Didn’t the fourth child memorize two poems when he was a child, and the third child and I have been working so hard for him to study for so many years. Everyone who reads is still a child in his twenties, and he can’t lift his hands and resist, what’s wrong?Are you going to let the third child and I raise him for the rest of his life? "
Mei Youqian didn't care if the old woman would die of anger, he was going to tell all the grievances that Yuanshen and Mei Sanma had suffered for so many years.
From his point of view, looking at Mei Sanma who said "I want to separate" from the beginning to the end, and then stopped talking. Does he still want to separate?
Moreover, he has never read novels, and he doesn't know what the halo of the heroine is omnipotent. It's hard to think about separating the family with a little girl like Mei You.
Otherwise, why would his daughter help herself?
Can't he help?
Mei Youqian, who has a strong self-invention, occupies the absolute main force in this family separation battle.
"The fourth son's husband said that the fourth son has accumulated a lot of money and will definitely be a scholar in the past two years. Do you still insist on separating the family?"
At this time, old man Mei didn't just watch. He took a puff of dry cigarette and said this slowly. His cloudy eyes looked at his son who was completely different from his usual quiet and reticent son. His eyes were full of complex expressions.
Of course Mei Youqian knows how good a scholar is in this world, but these can't shake Mei Youqian's thoughts.
"Score."
The task of the system is still the first.
Besides, even if there is no system, just watching a whole family of disgusting people make him score points.
When he was speaking, he didn't notice Old Man Mei's gloomy gaze, and he didn't even notice the surprise look from the hostess.
The second child's family, who has always been honest and silent in the eyes of everyone, broke out so violently!
No matter what other people think, Mei Youqian just kept saying: "Father, look at my wife and children are skinny, and the third child's family will fall down when the wind blows. If this continues, our two families may not be able to wait." The old fourth high school scholar will starve to death."
"You! You unfilial son, you talk about 'death' and 'death' all day long. You really want to piss me and your father to death! If you dare to separate the family, I will go to the village Chang Na will sue you for being unfilial!"
Can't wait for the old man Mei to ask back and forth in a leisurely way, Mrs. Zhang looked at Mei's second son and was determined to separate the family, one of them couldn't hold back and cursed again.
"Ha! I'll stop talking about it today. If we don't separate the family honestly today, will we still sue the village head? I'll take the daughter of the third family and go directly to the county magistrate to file a complaint!
What if grandma sells her granddaughter?If this matter becomes serious, the fourth child will no longer need to take the imperial examination. After all, there is an old lady with a criminal record, so he will not take the exam! "
"belch!"
After being threatened and intimidated by Mei Youqian, Mrs. Zhang and old man Mei rolled their eyes and were about to pass out, and the scene suddenly became chaotic again.
"Mother (grandma)!"
Before Mei Berry wanted to say anything, Mei You, who had been watching Mei Youqian "kill the world" just now, finally stood up.
"Second uncle."
"Eh?"
"Since grandma is dizzy, we won't be able to separate the family for a while. Let's go to the county to find the magistrate. It's still early, so we should be able to walk."
"Wait a minute—"
As soon as Mei You finished speaking, Zhang who had closed her eyes opened them suddenly, with a breath in her throat, dragging the "slow" to the end of the old man.
The cadence is ups and downs, and the words are pronounced clearly. I am afraid that people will run out if they don't hear it.
Plum Berry: Pfft~
It turned out that they were all pretended.
The new book is open!Sand sculpture!Shuangwen, don't black the original heroine!Lovely and hilarious~
Ask for comments, ask for favorites, ask for flowers, meh!
(End of this chapter)
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