My whole family is punching cards in the farming article to survive
Chapter 29 Not a Family
"what--"
A scream came from the place where Mrs. Zhang was lying on her stomach.
"mother!"
Seeing this, Mei Dahu hurried forward to help his old lady up, and then a yellow particle jumped out of Mrs. Zhang's mouth in full view.
Gulu Gulu still rolled twice on the ground.
Ah, what a big yellow tooth!
Mei Berry sighed silently as she stared at the tooth.
Afterwards, when she looked up, she saw Mrs. Zhang being lifted up with a grim face and tears in her eyes.
Mrs. Zhang: "Ah~~~~"
Crowd: ...
Mei Sanma also came up to care about her old mother, only to see that one of the front teeth was missing from the grinning mouth of Mrs. Zhang.
It's just that Mei Sanma still couldn't open which pot and lifted which pot and exclaimed: "My mother, your teeth are gone!"
I have to say that her third uncle has a bit of a talent for being funny.
An honestly funny book.
"Go away! Woohoo, my teeth!"
Mrs. Zhang was trembling uncontrollably with the support of her eldest son. She stretched out her hand, not knowing whether she wanted to hit Mei Sanma first to vent her anger or to touch her mouth first.
Zhang: Ah——! (Groundhog Roaring.jpg)
Old man Mei, who was pretending to be asleep in the back room, heard that the movement outside the house was getting more and more wrong, sat up quickly, and walked out from the back room.
Seeing Zhang's mouth full of blood, he was startled: "Old woman, what's wrong with you?"
"Father, mother just accidentally fell down and broke her tooth."
Seeing that the old man Mei was about to be frightened by his mother's appearance, Mei Dahu quickly explained, "The other things are not too big of a problem."
"call--"
Hearing these words, old man Mei was really relieved, and his face gradually darkened.
Before he asked the teacher to ask the old man Mei, he heard a voice in his ear: "Oh, it turned out that I accidentally fell down. I also said why mother suddenly wanted to kowtow to me!"
"what!!"
Wei Meili's last word was a tactical backlash, and the back of her head directly hit Jiang's forehead behind her.
Jiang Shi was caught off guard and screamed, and then Wei Meiliang bent down suddenly and stomped heavily on Jiang Shi who was hugging her, and broke free from the restraints.
"Ah!"
Jiang's scream made everyone tremble in fright.
In just one minute, her mother yelled at old man Mei and beat up her elder sister-in-law. When Bomeiberry saw her, she would call 1.
Seeing this wave of flipping operations, Mei You could not resist turning her face to the side and asked Mei Berry in a low voice, "Did your mother practice it before?"
"Uh... that's it."
Practicing square dancing is also practicing, and competing with other aunts for dancing sites is also practicing.
"You, you!"
Seeing this, old man Mei took a deep breath!
He glared at Wei Meili and at the same time glanced at the eldest daughter-in-law who was bending over and hugging her feet, thinking about the words he heard in the room earlier, and scolded: "You, you troublemaker! I Yes, I want the second child to divorce you!!"
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"
Mrs. Zhang was also pointing at Wei Meili, and it was clear that she was also swearing.
"Grandpa, don't you look in good health? You're very energetic when you scold people~"
Just when the group of Laomei's family were whining and swearing, Meiyou's voice in the corner wafted to everyone's ears.
Like a basin of cold water, the fiery scene was instantly cooled down.
The old man Mei who scolded Wei pretty loudly just now and Mrs. Zhang who was in a panic froze in an instant.
"Father... I heard from my sister-in-law that you are not feeling well, and now you..."
Mei Sanma's eyes kept on the old man Mei's face, and the worry just now gradually disappeared, and instead, a hint of disappointment and doubt arose in his heart.
"Ahem, rested for a while, it's a lot better..."
Old man Mei also wants face. He rushed out just now and was repeatedly questioned. Naturally, he can't lose face, but fortunately, he can make up for it.
Who can say that he was really not uncomfortable before?
"Father, why don't you tell mother and sister-in-law that you are tired? The sister-in-law came to tell us that you are dying, and it scared us!"
"You fart! When did I say that Dad is dying?"
Jiang shi was grinning in pain, but the second child next to her started to frame her, and she was so anxious that she yelled out before she could catch her breath.
"Then I asked your father what's going on and you didn't tell me, and you said it's useless to seek a doctor. Who would seek a doctor? Isn't that about to die?"
"No... I didn't..."
"Okay, sister-in-law, don't talk about it. I understand. You are also afraid of taking responsibility, so you deny everything. I understand."
Jiang:? ?You know a der!
Mei Berry saw her mother's sneaky changes of ideas, and Jiang's brain couldn't turn her head around for a while.
Afterwards, she heard her mother say: "But it's okay, the head of our family has already gone to ask the doctor for the father-in-law, and the doctor has the final say on what to do, so we can feel at ease, right?"
Wei Meili suddenly mentioned the whereabouts of the person whose family didn't show up, and everyone was startled.
"What the hell, is Kang Shenmao with you?"
As soon as the front tooth fell out, Mrs. Zhang's speech was leaking. After listening to what she said, everyone guessed and understood what she wanted to ask.
"Although father-in-law's suffering has nothing to do with us, but after all, I, we still have to pay attention to our father's body, don't we?"
When Mei Berry heard her mother's words, the face of the eccentric uncle next door turned black in an instant, and her mother even directly picked her out.
"Second family, what are you talking about? Why does it have nothing to do with your father's body and bones? Oh, if the family is separated, it is not a child of my father? Although the head of my family wants to go to the fields with my father, it is not enough manpower? Are you ashamed to say that you are the shopkeeper?"
Jiang shi hadn't gotten out of the trap that Wei Meimei just got into, did he say that his father-in-law was about to disappear, and then he heard that the other party was about to put a shit bowl on his head.
How can I hold back this?
As soon as she shouted, Mrs. Zhang was also cheering beside her.
"That's right, it's all your fault, Shao Baxin!"
Mrs. Zhang didn't scold Wei Meili alone, she even scolded Mei Berry and Mei You who were standing in the corner.
"The broom star? It's rare for the broom star to show his power after dividing his family!"
Mei didn't speak much before the first priority, mainly following Mei Berry's mother to "check for leaks and make up for vacancies".
Now that she was pointed at her nose again, Mei You didn't show any face at all, and said bluntly: "Why didn't I know I had this ability? Maybe the broom star is in the old house!"
"Yeah, instead of suspecting that we are all separated, we might as well think about whether we are from the family. For example, mother, oh, and sister-in-law. Why, you are not counted as people, so you are not on the broom star to be selected?"
As Wei Meili spoke, she turned her head and reached out to grab Jiang Shi and dragged her directly to the person.
The one with great strength, if Mei Dahu hadn't been quick to help him up early, his wife would probably have jumped on the ground like his mother.
Throwing the Jiang family into Mei Dahu's arms, Wei Meimei couldn't stop talking: "It's a joke to say that there are not enough manpower! Your eldest wife and uncle are not human? Or... can't you?"
Wei Meili said, sweeping Mei Dahu's body with that disgusted look.
Although he didn't say anything during the whole process, the final smacking sound still made Mei Berry amused and Mei Dahu smacked.
"Isn't it? Isn't it? With so many fields in the family, you really rely on dad to work alone? My God, really, dad, if you think the family's fields are too busy, tell me earlier!"
Mei You took the opportunity to add: "Yeah, if you can't clean up, you might as well give us a few more acres to help grandpa share when the family is separated."
"I can go to the house! I'm bored and dreaming!" Mrs. Zhang jumped in front of Wei Meili angrily and said, "The fields are so cute, what do you guys eat?!"
Mei Berry really wanted to answer with an emoji of a certain king, and then she saw her mother's face suddenly changed, and she was so angry: "Mother! Are you talking in human language?"
"Mother, you have such a big family and you count on my father to eat and drink alone? Ah! My God! You really treat your father as a cow and a horse? What you eat is grass and milk! My God~"
As she said that, her mother also made an exaggerated expression of a certain cross talk actor's classic covering her mouth and rolling her eyes.
Mei You: "Pfft~"
This wave, the heroine who usually laughs a lot can't help it!
Sure enough, her second uncle and second aunt are not family members who do not enter the house.
Thinking about it, Mei You even looked forward to the future appearance of Mei Berry beside her...
Meiberry: What do you see me doing?
Mei You: Is there a possibility that the tiger father has no dog daughter?
Meiberry: You better think my dad is a tiger.
At this moment, a certain father who is on the road: Otherwise?
Please recommend tickets~Please ask for flowers~Please give the new book a little "hahahahaha" from all the treasures~ Memoda!
A scream came from the place where Mrs. Zhang was lying on her stomach.
"mother!"
Seeing this, Mei Dahu hurried forward to help his old lady up, and then a yellow particle jumped out of Mrs. Zhang's mouth in full view.
Gulu Gulu still rolled twice on the ground.
Ah, what a big yellow tooth!
Mei Berry sighed silently as she stared at the tooth.
Afterwards, when she looked up, she saw Mrs. Zhang being lifted up with a grim face and tears in her eyes.
Mrs. Zhang: "Ah~~~~"
Crowd: ...
Mei Sanma also came up to care about her old mother, only to see that one of the front teeth was missing from the grinning mouth of Mrs. Zhang.
It's just that Mei Sanma still couldn't open which pot and lifted which pot and exclaimed: "My mother, your teeth are gone!"
I have to say that her third uncle has a bit of a talent for being funny.
An honestly funny book.
"Go away! Woohoo, my teeth!"
Mrs. Zhang was trembling uncontrollably with the support of her eldest son. She stretched out her hand, not knowing whether she wanted to hit Mei Sanma first to vent her anger or to touch her mouth first.
Zhang: Ah——! (Groundhog Roaring.jpg)
Old man Mei, who was pretending to be asleep in the back room, heard that the movement outside the house was getting more and more wrong, sat up quickly, and walked out from the back room.
Seeing Zhang's mouth full of blood, he was startled: "Old woman, what's wrong with you?"
"Father, mother just accidentally fell down and broke her tooth."
Seeing that the old man Mei was about to be frightened by his mother's appearance, Mei Dahu quickly explained, "The other things are not too big of a problem."
"call--"
Hearing these words, old man Mei was really relieved, and his face gradually darkened.
Before he asked the teacher to ask the old man Mei, he heard a voice in his ear: "Oh, it turned out that I accidentally fell down. I also said why mother suddenly wanted to kowtow to me!"
"what!!"
Wei Meili's last word was a tactical backlash, and the back of her head directly hit Jiang's forehead behind her.
Jiang Shi was caught off guard and screamed, and then Wei Meiliang bent down suddenly and stomped heavily on Jiang Shi who was hugging her, and broke free from the restraints.
"Ah!"
Jiang's scream made everyone tremble in fright.
In just one minute, her mother yelled at old man Mei and beat up her elder sister-in-law. When Bomeiberry saw her, she would call 1.
Seeing this wave of flipping operations, Mei You could not resist turning her face to the side and asked Mei Berry in a low voice, "Did your mother practice it before?"
"Uh... that's it."
Practicing square dancing is also practicing, and competing with other aunts for dancing sites is also practicing.
"You, you!"
Seeing this, old man Mei took a deep breath!
He glared at Wei Meili and at the same time glanced at the eldest daughter-in-law who was bending over and hugging her feet, thinking about the words he heard in the room earlier, and scolded: "You, you troublemaker! I Yes, I want the second child to divorce you!!"
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"
Mrs. Zhang was also pointing at Wei Meili, and it was clear that she was also swearing.
"Grandpa, don't you look in good health? You're very energetic when you scold people~"
Just when the group of Laomei's family were whining and swearing, Meiyou's voice in the corner wafted to everyone's ears.
Like a basin of cold water, the fiery scene was instantly cooled down.
The old man Mei who scolded Wei pretty loudly just now and Mrs. Zhang who was in a panic froze in an instant.
"Father... I heard from my sister-in-law that you are not feeling well, and now you..."
Mei Sanma's eyes kept on the old man Mei's face, and the worry just now gradually disappeared, and instead, a hint of disappointment and doubt arose in his heart.
"Ahem, rested for a while, it's a lot better..."
Old man Mei also wants face. He rushed out just now and was repeatedly questioned. Naturally, he can't lose face, but fortunately, he can make up for it.
Who can say that he was really not uncomfortable before?
"Father, why don't you tell mother and sister-in-law that you are tired? The sister-in-law came to tell us that you are dying, and it scared us!"
"You fart! When did I say that Dad is dying?"
Jiang shi was grinning in pain, but the second child next to her started to frame her, and she was so anxious that she yelled out before she could catch her breath.
"Then I asked your father what's going on and you didn't tell me, and you said it's useless to seek a doctor. Who would seek a doctor? Isn't that about to die?"
"No... I didn't..."
"Okay, sister-in-law, don't talk about it. I understand. You are also afraid of taking responsibility, so you deny everything. I understand."
Jiang:? ?You know a der!
Mei Berry saw her mother's sneaky changes of ideas, and Jiang's brain couldn't turn her head around for a while.
Afterwards, she heard her mother say: "But it's okay, the head of our family has already gone to ask the doctor for the father-in-law, and the doctor has the final say on what to do, so we can feel at ease, right?"
Wei Meili suddenly mentioned the whereabouts of the person whose family didn't show up, and everyone was startled.
"What the hell, is Kang Shenmao with you?"
As soon as the front tooth fell out, Mrs. Zhang's speech was leaking. After listening to what she said, everyone guessed and understood what she wanted to ask.
"Although father-in-law's suffering has nothing to do with us, but after all, I, we still have to pay attention to our father's body, don't we?"
When Mei Berry heard her mother's words, the face of the eccentric uncle next door turned black in an instant, and her mother even directly picked her out.
"Second family, what are you talking about? Why does it have nothing to do with your father's body and bones? Oh, if the family is separated, it is not a child of my father? Although the head of my family wants to go to the fields with my father, it is not enough manpower? Are you ashamed to say that you are the shopkeeper?"
Jiang shi hadn't gotten out of the trap that Wei Meimei just got into, did he say that his father-in-law was about to disappear, and then he heard that the other party was about to put a shit bowl on his head.
How can I hold back this?
As soon as she shouted, Mrs. Zhang was also cheering beside her.
"That's right, it's all your fault, Shao Baxin!"
Mrs. Zhang didn't scold Wei Meili alone, she even scolded Mei Berry and Mei You who were standing in the corner.
"The broom star? It's rare for the broom star to show his power after dividing his family!"
Mei didn't speak much before the first priority, mainly following Mei Berry's mother to "check for leaks and make up for vacancies".
Now that she was pointed at her nose again, Mei You didn't show any face at all, and said bluntly: "Why didn't I know I had this ability? Maybe the broom star is in the old house!"
"Yeah, instead of suspecting that we are all separated, we might as well think about whether we are from the family. For example, mother, oh, and sister-in-law. Why, you are not counted as people, so you are not on the broom star to be selected?"
As Wei Meili spoke, she turned her head and reached out to grab Jiang Shi and dragged her directly to the person.
The one with great strength, if Mei Dahu hadn't been quick to help him up early, his wife would probably have jumped on the ground like his mother.
Throwing the Jiang family into Mei Dahu's arms, Wei Meimei couldn't stop talking: "It's a joke to say that there are not enough manpower! Your eldest wife and uncle are not human? Or... can't you?"
Wei Meili said, sweeping Mei Dahu's body with that disgusted look.
Although he didn't say anything during the whole process, the final smacking sound still made Mei Berry amused and Mei Dahu smacked.
"Isn't it? Isn't it? With so many fields in the family, you really rely on dad to work alone? My God, really, dad, if you think the family's fields are too busy, tell me earlier!"
Mei You took the opportunity to add: "Yeah, if you can't clean up, you might as well give us a few more acres to help grandpa share when the family is separated."
"I can go to the house! I'm bored and dreaming!" Mrs. Zhang jumped in front of Wei Meili angrily and said, "The fields are so cute, what do you guys eat?!"
Mei Berry really wanted to answer with an emoji of a certain king, and then she saw her mother's face suddenly changed, and she was so angry: "Mother! Are you talking in human language?"
"Mother, you have such a big family and you count on my father to eat and drink alone? Ah! My God! You really treat your father as a cow and a horse? What you eat is grass and milk! My God~"
As she said that, her mother also made an exaggerated expression of a certain cross talk actor's classic covering her mouth and rolling her eyes.
Mei You: "Pfft~"
This wave, the heroine who usually laughs a lot can't help it!
Sure enough, her second uncle and second aunt are not family members who do not enter the house.
Thinking about it, Mei You even looked forward to the future appearance of Mei Berry beside her...
Meiberry: What do you see me doing?
Mei You: Is there a possibility that the tiger father has no dog daughter?
Meiberry: You better think my dad is a tiger.
At this moment, a certain father who is on the road: Otherwise?
Please recommend tickets~Please ask for flowers~Please give the new book a little "hahahahaha" from all the treasures~ Memoda!
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