My whole family is punching cards in the farming article to survive
Chapter 450: Conspicuous bag, I love people like you
The news that Mei Bei gave gifts to the Zhongzhou clan was really quite big.
When Dongfangtai heard about this, he was shocked at first, and the next second he immediately sent someone to keep an eye on the matter.
He also wanted to know what the deal was, but that didn't stop him from joining in the fun.
However, no one expected that someone would be pissed to death before they even opened the gifts!
When Mei Pei sent people to the imperial capital to deliver gifts, he always said they were distributed to "family members of the clan" and did not mention anyone else.
Then the next day, someone told the Queen Mother that Mei Bei's New Year's gift had been delivered and asked her if she wanted to see it.
People who are short-sighted don’t think too much, but those who are short-sighted react immediately——
"She is saying that the Ai family is also a clan, right?!"
In the Queen Mother's mind, the image of Mei Berry was still that of the silly little girl who had the courage to quarrel with her because of Mei You.
In the blink of an eye, she got married, and it didn't matter that she was still married to Dongfang Jing'an, but now she's teaming up with Dongfang Jing'an to make her angry!
"No reason!"
The Queen Mother swept the tea cups down on the floor and had no intention of accepting the gift.
After collecting the things returned from the palace, Jia Shiliu chuckled twice, saying that his master had a reputation for foresight, and then silently opened the gift box originally intended for the Queen Mother to inspect.
"This……"
Before leaving, Mei Mei and Jia Shiliu said that if the Queen Mother did not accept it by then, they could just handle and eat the contents themselves.
He originally thought about the size of all the gift boxes in Mayberry, how much food would have to be stuffed into them, and how he would handle all the food.
As soon as I opened it, there was only a palm-sized salted fish in the exquisite and huge rosewood box.
"Such a nice box contains a salted fish, it's too..." Jia Shiliu was so shocked that he couldn't speak. He wanted to laugh when he saw the dried salted fish that had been made into it.
However, Yi San heard what Jia Shiliu said and laughed and said, "Isn't this what the master wanted to say?"
A16: "What?"
"Virtue is not worthy of it." Ma Sanniang finished speaking, and then sighed, "Putting a mere palm-sized salted fish in such a fine red sandalwood box... It's a pity that the Queen Mother did not receive the goods."
"By the way, our people must keep an eye on the clans that received the gifts and record their reactions after receiving the gifts. Be sure to remember them all."
"Don't worry~"
Just when Jia Shiliu and the others were thinking about each clan, the attitudes of the clans who had previously received the "gifts" were also different at this moment.
Among them, there are even people who invite friends and companions to come and watch with great fanfare.
For example, Princess Lijun who loves to compare and show off.
In response to this cousin's invitation, Princess Lian didn't actually want to come here to join in the fun.
But she just heard that the Queen Mother had returned the gift at noon, and Princess Lian came to remind her cousin-in-law out of good intentions.
After all, Prince Li is also known to be in sync with the Queen Mother.
However, as soon as she arrived at the mansion, Princess Lian saw many other wives from the clan arriving, as well as some wives from official families.
Everyone was invited by Princess Lijun, so the meaning of showing off like this is self-evident.
In the past two years, Prince Li has also been highly valued by the Queen Mother. Now Prince Li is very popular. No wonder so many people came.
This was in stark contrast to Lian County Prince's Mansion, which was reprimanded by the Queen Mother just two days ago.
This was probably the case. Princess Lijun was really in a mood this time. Even when the person from far away came to send her a New Year gift, she would make a big show of finding someone to come with her to see what kind of gift the other person sent her.
If it was something to please the Queen Mother, wouldn't she want it to reach the ears of the Queen Mother, so she wouldn't have to put in the effort to explain it?
Or does she really enjoy the feeling of being sought after?
After Princess Lian came in, she had to sit quietly aside and gave up her original idea.
However, Princess Lijun still held on to her and insisted on asking her if she had received the so-called "nephew"'s annual gift.
Princess Lian County shook her head truthfully.
Princess Lijun smiled even deeper when she saw this, and said: "That's right, not everyone can receive it~"
As soon as she said this, Princess Lian lowered her eyes, and from the corner of her eye she noticed the slight changes in the expressions of the clan members present.
After finishing speaking, it soon came to the "unboxing" stage.
There are four boxes of gifts in total, beautifully packaged.
"This looks very valuable~"
As soon as a lady's flattery was finished, the first box was opened, and three kitchen knives and two lumps of yellow lumps lay quietly inside. The atmosphere in the flower hall suddenly became quiet.
After a long while, someone said quietly: "Isn't this person too ignorant of etiquette? How can I give this kitchen knife to an elder casually?"
After saying that, Princess Lijun couldn't hold her face any longer.
Such an exquisite gift box actually contains three kitchen knives?
Who is that miserable?
"Then what are these other two yellow balls?"
Some sharp-eyed ladies also noticed the dough on the edge of the kitchen knife. Because a lot of time had passed on the road, the dough that was white and soft at first had already become hard, dark yellow, and unrecognizable.
No one present could recognize him.
But no matter what it was, it seemed to be worthless. Princess Lijun no longer wanted to worry about it, and quickly asked her servants to open the second box.
The second box was the largest and seemed to be the heaviest when it was moved up just now, so the box was opened in front of everyone's attention.
Sure enough, it was just a little better than the first one, it was a Maitreya Buddha carved from wood.
But it's not much better.
"The smiling expression of Maitreya Buddha is a bit strange..."
It’s not that anyone is deliberately nitpicking. This Maitreya Buddha is indeed not what normal people appreciate. People who often worship Buddha can tell at a glance that this Buddha statue is different from the orthodox Maitreya Buddha.
It can even be said that this is not a Maitreya Buddha.
But who here dares to say that?
Princess Lian also frowned when she saw it. This Buddha statue really didn't look like Maitreya Buddha, and after looking at it for a long time, there was a bit of flattery in the smile. The belly was too fat and not as round as the real Buddha.
It's not good anyway.
Princess Lijun, who had been insulted twice in a row, was filled with hatred. She secretly thought that she would not have called these people here if she had known about it, which made it difficult for her to get off the stage.
Thinking about it, she waved her hand impatiently and asked someone to carry the Buddha statue away, not wanting to say anything more.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the Buddha statue was lifted up by the servants, some mechanism was touched.
Everyone heard the sound of "殓哓", and the Buddha statue's belly suddenly opened, and a bunch of "snakes" flew out towards Princess Lijun who was sitting on her upper hand.
"Ah ah ah ah ah!!"
This was a good time, and all the female relatives in the flower hall turned pale with fright. Princess Lijun, who was "sneak attacked" from the front, jumped three feet high, her face turned pale and she shouted, "Here comes someone, there is an assassin."
After yelling and screaming like this, everyone was shocked to realize that nothing happened. Only then did someone look at the ground and saw that it was a bunch of toy snakes.
Princess Lijun, who realized that she had been tricked, turned livid with anger. She pointed at the remaining two gift boxes with trembling fingers and shouted, "Come here! Open them all for me! I want to see what else there is." Mode!"
The third box contained neatly packed embroidery needles.
Because I was afraid that no one would touch it, the fourth gift was even simpler. When I opened it, there seemed to be a scroll inside, which should be calligraphy and painting.
So at the signal of Princess Lijun, the calligraphy and painting were also opened.
This is good, everyone can clearly see a line of words written on it -
"A villain who behaves like a villain, slanders the innocence of others, is two-faced, speaks like a Buddha but has a snake's heart, will surely suffer the pain of a thousand needles piercing his throat in the future."
"what--!"
At this time, Princess Lijun couldn't bear it anymore. After screaming, she rolled her eyes in front of everyone and fell to the ground unconscious...
I originally wanted to add another piece of Xiang wrapped in gold foil, but after thinking about it, what’s wrong with the box and what’s wrong with the gold foil~
In the last month of this year, I experienced the illusion that not a single day of my life was in vain.
The first week of the certification exam,
In the second week, I focused on decorating the new house, selecting furniture and electrical appliances.
In the third week, Yang will start to go out to formally order and pay for furniture and electrical appliances.
Then the A1 stream continued. In the fourth week, the A1 stream got a little better, just as the electrical appliances arrived and were installed in the home, and the furniture was installed in the home.
At the end of the month, my aunt is getting married as a bridesmaid on New Year's Day, so I have to make preparations in advance.
Except for the days when I am sick, there are things going on every day. It is a compact life that cannot be described in words.
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