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Chapter 109 [Ga coconut is almost kissing the face] - please subscribe
The sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room saw this scene, and felt a vague sense of familiarity:

"Brothers, draw a lottery! This is a lottery!"

"Fuck! The emperor won't repeat the old tricks, will he?"

"If that's the case, I'll be excited!"

"Damn it! One copy per person!! One copy per person!!"

"Not brothers, I just came here! Is there any problem with this lottery?"

"The anchor conducted a lottery draw in the second season of the show. It was mysteriously drawn at the gate of the elementary school. In the end, all the draws were exercise books!"

"Damn it!!? So against the sky?"

"Brothers, if you say that, then I'm looking forward to it!"

"..."

Under the applause of the students of No. [-] Middle School, Principal Zhang came to Shen Jingbing, took the microphone and said:
"Students, how polite your senior is!"

"He even prepared gifts for everyone, can we thank him with warm voices!?"

As the head of a school, Principal Zhang's charisma is really extraordinary.

At his initiative, the students said "thank you" three times in unison.

Listening to this earth-shattering voice, Shen Jingbing's ears were almost deafened.

He politely stretched out his hand, beckoned to the students, then took the microphone and said:

"Students are so enthusiastic!"

"Let's let Principal Zhang draw the lottery now!"

With that said, Shen Jingbing handed the lottery box to Principal Zhang.

Principal Zhang fumbled in the lottery box with a smile on his face, then took out a note, opened it, and immediately smiled even harder. He said to Shen Jingbing:

"It's a simulated math paper!"

This time, Principal Zhang didn't use a microphone to speak, so the students below couldn't hear him.

Looking at the students below who were still full of enthusiasm, Shen Jingbing smiled slightly and shouted to them:
"Thank you, Principal Zhang, for drawing surprise prizes for everyone!"

Hearing this, the juniors became even more excited.

At this moment, they couldn't help being curious, what would the surprise prize that Shen Jingbing was talking about be?
They talked a lot and kept guessing:
"Could it be delicious?"

"You just want to eat every day! I think it must be a stationery set!"

"I see Principal Zhang seems to be smiling very happily, it must be a good thing!"

"Hey, look forward to the wave, look forward to the wave!"

"..."

At this moment, the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room also started a prize quiz:

"Come, come, bet, bet!!"

"Let's guess, what good things are in the lottery box?"

"I'm betting on a 50-year lifespan, and I'm sure it will be a workbook!"

"There have been workbooks in the previous issues, I will do a reverse guessing on the test papers!"

"Is there a possibility to do it again?"

"Damn it, what exactly is it? Curious!"

"..."

Under the expectant eyes of his juniors and younger sisters, Shen Jingbing slowly reported the answer:
"Congratulations, Principal Zhang has drawn—"

"One set of simulated math rolls for everyone!!"

As soon as this remark came out, the juniors who were originally excited suddenly froze in place as if their heart had been hit by a big pendulum.

The happy expression on his face froze completely.

No one thought of it.

The surprise prize that Shen Jingbing said was actually a set of mock papers! ?

And fucking math! !

Isn't this killing people?
Seeing this scene, the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy:
"Fucking shit!! The emperor is awesome!!"

"Hahahahahaha, there are more than 2000 simulation papers, it's so damn good!"

"This scene is too shocking! All the students in the school are stunned!!"

"It hurts, it hurts too much!!"

"It hurts so much that Sharingan is open to a kaleidoscope!!"

"What about the one who bet on the 50-year lifespan just now? I'm going to call Lord Yan over here! Hurry up and fulfill your promise!"

"Just now, a big guy actually guessed it, and it's also a big deal!"

"..."

In the silent playground, Shen Jingbing's voice floated around:
"classmates!"

"Come on, let's thank Principal Zhang together!!"

"Thank you for drawing a surprise prize for us!"

All students in the school: "..."

MMP, thank you so much!

Thank you eight generations of ancestors in your family!
Seeing the resentment that was about to materialize, Principal Zhang felt that Kayako was about to kiss him on the face.

He hurriedly stopped Shen Jingbing, who was trying to challenge the nerves of the students, waved to the students with an awkward smile, and walked off the rostrum.

Scared, slip away!

Seeing this scene, the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't sit still:

"Hahahaha! The principal is scared! Stopped the anchor!"

"The principal was afraid of being eaten alive by the students, so he quickly slipped down!"

"Don't mess it up, my lord. If you continue to shoot bamboo shoots like this, the national treasure will starve to death!"

"Outrageous! It's outrageous!!"

"How big a brain hole is it to come up with such a plot?"

"With the current situation on the field, there can't be a single SSS ghost, so I'll wash my hair upside down at the entrance of the teaching building!"

"Hahahaha! It's too sloppy! The resentment has already materialized!"

"If the anchor doesn't say anything today, I'm afraid it will be difficult for him to get off the rostrum!"

"..."

After Principal Zhang resigned, Shen Jingbing was left on the rostrum alone to bear the sad eyes of the students No. [-].

He smiled awkwardly, raised the microphone and said:

"Students! Don't forget the topic of my speech just now!"

"If you want to be successful, don't be lazy!"

"This set of math simulation papers was carefully selected by me from dozens of papers. It can be said that they are all important points!"

"Although there may be a lot of questions, as long as you finish it carefully, you will definitely gain a lot!"

But it's fine if Shen Jingbing doesn't say anything.

The more he said, the sadder the eyes of the students below became.

Seeing this, Shen Jingbing immediately deviated from the topic and began to pave the way for the end of this event:

"Students! The happy time is always short!"

"It's time for us to say goodbye."

"..."

"I declare—this is the end of this speech!"

As soon as this remark came out, the resentment on the student's face finally dissipated.

Under the leadership of the class teacher, they began to return to class one after another.

Seeing this, Shen Jingbing also heaved a sigh of relief.

Distributing test papers to [-] people is no easy task.

If one is not done well, it will easily cause public anger, and it will be beaten!

Alas, it’s not easy to be a kind person!!
Before Shen Jingbing stepped off the stage, Teacher Li suddenly came over and asked him:

"Mr. Shen, have you ever studied speech?"

"I feel that your speech just now is very contagious!"

Hearing this, Shen Jingbing shook his head with a smile and said:

"I just thought about it for myself, it's not considered a serious study!"

In fact, he just received the speech skills in the skill library before giving the speech.

Teacher Li showed a sweet smile:
"That's already great!"

"I will follow your live broadcast! It must be very interesting!"

Shen Jingbing clasped his hands together, shook them, thanked him again and again, and then said:
"I'll go there first, Principal Zhang is waiting for me!"

Teacher Li hummed, smiled slightly, and watched him off the rostrum.

(End of this chapter)