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Encouraged by Shen Jingbing, Wang Optimism plucked up his courage, left the dormitory, and walked towards a convenience store outside the school.

Soon he walked into a Meiyijia.

It was 9 o'clock in the morning, and Meiyijia was full of sleepy-eyed but exquisitely made-up female college students, all of whom were going to morning classes and bought a bread to fill their stomachs.

If the boys haven't eaten breakfast at this point, most of them will buy two steamed buns and make do with it, or wait for noon to eat.

Seeing this scene, Wang Optimism was stunned, his face full of embarrassment.

In front of so many beautiful girls, it was really hard for him, a pure male college student, to tell the clerk something like "please get a condom".

At this time, the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't stand it any longer, and sent bullets:
"Brother Optimistic, let's change the store!"

"That's right, there are too many girls here, we can't play well!"

"It's really Taishe's death! It's a shame to call out that I want a condom in front of so many girls!"

"Not to mention the smallest size!"

"No, no, no! It's too embarrassing!"

"Since watching the live broadcast of the Great Emperor, I have to buy thirty pairs of socks a month!"

"Haha! Break a pair a day, right?"

Taoist Tianbi: "The anchor, come out quickly, I am the parent of the child! I watched your live broadcast on my child's mobile phone just now, and I really can't imagine, are you still a human? You actually made such a video content? Is there any more? Brilliant? If there is one, I'll take a look too!!"

"Wow! The master is indeed a master, it's really fun to be skinned, isn't it?"

"Hey, I really thought that a student's parent came here, and the last thing I saw was something wrong with the ID!"

"The emperor's next mission should be a bit more exciting!"

"That is, since you want to play exciting, then follow through to the end!"

"Upstairs, you go to Ellie's tuba and talk!"

"..."

At this moment in the convenience store full of perfume, Wang Optimist dared not move.

He never expected that this seemingly simple task was actually stuck at the first level.

Usually when he watched Shen Jingbing's live broadcast, he felt that some embarrassing operations were easy for the anchor, so he thought he could do it, so he reported for this show.

But I really didn't expect that it would be so difficult to take the first step when I was on the scene.

Watching Wang Optimistic face a group of beautiful college students, he fell into embarrassment, and he didn't even dare to take a condom.

Shen Jingbing sighed and encouraged:
"The closer it is to such a critical moment, the less embarrassing it is."

"Don't be afraid of fear, you must overcome him bravely."

"..."

With some encouragement from Shen Jingbing, Wang Optimism finally plucked up his courage and walked to the end of the team.

The line was long, but he felt that he was there in no time.

Seeing his empty hands, the cashier girl guessed that he wanted something on the shelf behind her, so she smiled sweetly and asked:

"Hi, welcome, what do you need?"

"That... a box..."

Looking at the sweet smile on the cashier girl's face, Wang Optimist's lips squirmed for a long time, but he didn't finish a sentence.

Seeing the constipated look on his face, the cashier girl asked suspiciously:

"Sir, I may not have heard clearly just now, what do you want in a box?"

"A box of..."

Wang Optimistic stuttered suddenly, unable to speak.

At this time, several female college students lined up at the back. They held milk and bread in their hands, looked at him suspiciously, and said with anxiety on their faces:
"How come the one in front can't move?"

"Hurry up, what do you want to say? I'll be late soon."

"If you haven't decided what you want, please let me go!"

"I'm in a hurry! Hurry up!"

"..."

Looking at the urging of the students in the back row, not only Wang Optimism is getting more and more anxious, even the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room are also feeling anxious for him:
"Don't rush, don't rush!"

"If you keep urging me on, my optimistic brother is about to cry!"

"No, I'll just say brother, how did you come up with such an anti-human challenge?"

"Who wouldn't die if it was changed?"

"Brother Optimistic, let's give up if it doesn't work!"

"Really, not everyone can eat this bowl of rice!"

"So next time when Trisolarans attack, use the anchor's face as a defensive weapon!"

"Three-body man: I thought the two-way foil was already very strong. What kind of cosmic weapon is this? Why can't even water droplets break?"

"Fuck! You guys are really going to kill me laughing!!"

"..."

At this time, looking at the line that was getting longer and longer behind, the cashier girl couldn't help becoming anxious, and she asked Wang Optimistic again:

"Sir, what do you want?"

"Is it convenient to speak louder? I didn't hear clearly just now, I'm really sorry!!"

There is a saying that goes well, when a person is pushed into a hurry, he can do anything.

At this moment, facing the heavy pressure, student Wang Optimism couldn't help bursting into a small universe, and he yelled quite violently:
"What else? Condoms! Condoms!"

"Give me a box of condoms!"

At this moment, Wang's optimistic voice spread throughout Meiyijia.

Facing his tiger-wolf words, everyone was stunned!

Cash register girl:? ? ?
Female college students queuing up:? ? ?
All the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room:? ? ?

"Hey! My optimistic brother is really awesome!"

"The emperor dare not show off like this!"

"Really, the society has died to a certain level!"

"Look at the cashier girl's expression, what do you mean by dumbfounded?"

"She may have never encountered such a customer in her life!"

"Cash register girl: If you want a condom, you need a condom. What are you yelling at?"

"Laughing to death! I thought Brother Optimistic was a shy boy, but I didn't expect him to be a irascible old man!"

"Really! I've been constipated for several days, and this made me laugh out loud!"

"I hope the brothers upstairs laugh out loud in the bathroom, not on the bus..."

"How do you know? Are you spying on me?"

"..."

Seeing Wang Optimism's astonishing performance, Shen Jingbing was stunned.

He came back to his senses and silently raised his rating.

At this moment, the girls in the convenience store came back to their senses after a long time, and discussed in groups of three or five:
"Jimei, what did that boy say just now?"

"If I'm not mistaken, he wants to buy a condom?"

"If you buy a condom, buy a condom, right? Why are you shouting so loudly? What a shame!"

"Which sister recorded the video? Hurry up and publish Baiqiang's real him!"

"Hmph, the good mood early in the morning is gone!"

"..."

At this time, the cashier girl finally recovered from the shock, she silently took out a box of Gangben 03, and asked Wang Optimistic:

"Sir, can you see this?"

Wang Optimistic remembered the process of challenging the task, and his irritable face couldn't help but turn cold again. He took the goods and said softly for a long time:
"This...big, and... small?"

His voice was too low, the cashier girl couldn't hear him clearly, and asked again:

"Sir, what did you say?"

"Is it convenient to say it again?"

Classmate Wang Optimism couldn't be more optimistic now. He threw it on the table angrily, and then shouted:
"I said this one is too big, is there a smaller size?"

As soon as these words came out, the whole place fell silent.

Cashier girl: ...

Female college students: ヾ(﹏)
Shen Jingbing silently gave a thumbs up in the live broadcast room.

The sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room simply laughed like crazy:

"Damn it! This optimistic brother is so brave!!"

"Cashier girl: You are so young, why are you so loud?"

"I thought it was meaningless for netizens to live a whole life, but now I am convinced!"

"Hey! This contestant is fine, he just stumped me!"

"However, it is obvious that this player is an explosive player, and he can only come out alive when he is very angry!"

"I don't know how many points the emperor plans to give him!"

"..."

At this moment, the female college students in Meiyijiali regained their composure and discussed with their roommates:
"The standard size is still small, how old do you think it is?"

"The standard size is too big, so the small size..."

"Yeah, I didn't expect this man to be so tall, but..."

"It's true that people can't be judged by appearances. Jimeis should pay attention in the future, and test it before talking!"

"It makes sense!"

"..."

At this moment, the cashier girl also came out of the shock, silently took out a small box of Nasha, and asked Wang Optimistic:

"Sir, this one is small, take a look!"

The optimistic classmate also went all out at this time.

Anyway, the embarrassment is over, he took it and took a look, then shook his head and said:
"It's still big, is there a smaller one?"

Hearing this, the corner of the cashier girl's mouth twitched.

She has been in the cashier business for several years, and she has never seen such unnatural words.

After a while, the cashier girl exhaled and said:
"Uh... Sorry sir, this is already the smallest condom in our shop!"

Hearing this, the female college students queuing up behind burst out laughing in unison.

But Wang Optimistic didn't care about the laughter at all. Seeing that he got the smallest condom, a gleam of joy flashed across his face.

Holding it in his hand, the optimistic student said proudly:
"Okay then, I'll take the smallest size!"

Seeing that the customer finally got a suitable condom, the cashier girl looked at the increasingly long queue behind him, breathed a sigh of relief, quickly scanned the code of the condom, and then said:

"Hello, the total is 38 yuan, just show the payment code!"

Wang Optimistic gave the payment code decisively, and then left Meiyijia without looking back.

All the female college students looked at his back and laughed a lot.

Originally, Wang Optimism just wanted to leave this sad place as soon as possible, but seeing these girls laughing at him like this, he couldn't take it anymore, turned around and shouted:

"What? Look down on the little one?"

"If you have the ability, you can grow a big one yourself!!"

As soon as such unfathomable words came out, the audience fell silent.

Female college students: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room:

"666!!"

"(ノ°ο°)ノHigh-energy warning ahead!!"

"(*°ω°*)"Non-combatants please evacuate! ! "

"Hahahaha!! Laugh to death!!"

"Tulle! It can be called the New Age Bible!!"

"That's right, it's not our fault for being small!"

"Oh, Da Ye is very sad, like I have a phobia of giants, you don't understand the troubles every time I go to the toilet!"

"Brother upstairs, microbiophobia also has this symptom, let's check it out!"

"..."

Seeing that Wang Optimistic had successfully completed the whole task, Shen Jingbing applauded exaggeratedly and praised:
"Student Optimism gave us a good start for one hundred contestants!"

"His whole work this time is remarkable in terms of fun and abstraction!"

"Now let me first talk about the scoring rules for this audition!"

"According to the performance of each contestant, I will score from three aspects: embarrassing abstraction, task fluency, and transformation creativity."

"Student Optimistic this time, due to the existence of the cashier girl and female students, it is indeed a bit abstract, so I give 8 points for this piece!"

"But maybe the optimistic students themselves are a little nervous, which makes the task not smooth, so they can only give 7 points."

"As for the creative degree of transformation, he didn't carry out any transformation on this task, so he only has 6 basic points!"

"Here I would also like to remind all players that the challenge tasks can be reasonably modified!"

"To sum up, Wang Optimist's total score is—"

"21 points!!"

Hearing his score, Wang Optimism was also very satisfied. Holding the condom in his hand, he thanked Shen Jingbing:
"Thank you, Great!!"

Shen Jingbing smiled and said:

"Optimistic student, as the No.1 challenger who succeeded in the challenge, can you share your experience with everyone?"

Hearing this, Wang Optimistic nodded and said to the same group of players in the group:

"My challenge is complete, brothers, come on!"

"As for experience, I think it's just to be bold, don't be afraid!"

"Just do it and it's over! Ollie!!"

(End of this chapter)