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Chapter 16 Chapter 67 [1 I ​​see that my brother is from here] Please follow up! ! !

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Knowing that the beautiful young woman in front of him might be the future landlord, Shen Jingbing immediately became enthusiastic:

"Hi sister, you can call me Xiao Shen, I don't know what you should call me?"

This beautiful young lady is already in primary school, and she is probably seven or eight years older than herself, so it is only natural to call her sister.

However, although she is about 30 years old, she is well maintained, and she looks only 25 or [-] years old.

The beautiful young woman smiled and said:

"My name is Fu Xiaozhu, little brother. Thank you for the lottery draw in the afternoon."

Shen Jingbing quickly waved his hands and said with a smile:
"Miss Xiaozhu is polite, it's all the company's stuff, it's nothing."

Fu Xiaozhu rolled her eyes playfully, then said with a smile:

"I really didn't expect that you are the one who wants to rent a house."

"Hey, come here, little brother, I'll show you the house."

"If you like it, I will give you a cheaper one!"

Hearing this, Shen Jingbing quickly said:

"What's the point of this? Sister Xiaozhu, your rent is already very cheap."

Fu Xiaozhu shook his head, glanced at him, and joked:
"It's okay, I'm renting these two floors, you don't have to be polite to me, little brother!"

Blinking slightly, Fu Xiaozhu turned around and walked deep into the corridor.

Hearing this, Shen Jingbing swept his eyes around, was startled, and made some small calculations in his heart.

There are six rooms on this floor, if each room is [-] square meters, the house price will be calculated at [-] square meters——

shit!
Shen Jingbing was greatly shocked.

The beautiful young woman in front of me turned out to be a charter woman with 3000 million real estate!
He couldn't help but wonder in his heart, how could he meet either a celebrity or a rich woman after activating the system?

But since she knew that Fu Xiaozhu was a renter, she agreed to lower the rent, and Shen Jingbing was willing to accept it.

Children from poor families, it is good to save some money.

The two walked a few steps and came to the room with house number 305. Fu Xiaozhu took out a bunch of keys from his bag and opened the door.

What immediately caught the eye was a spacious and bright space.

Although the area of ​​this house is only fifty or sixty square meters, it has good lighting and does not look oppressive at all.

The first time she saw this room, Shen Jingbing liked it very much from the bottom of her heart.

Fu Xiaozhu took out shoe covers from the shoe cabinet next to him, gave him a pair, walked in, and said:
"Little brother, come in and have a look!"

Under the leadership of Fu Xiaozhu, Shen Jingbing visited the layout and decoration of the house left and right, feeling more and more satisfied.

This house not only has excellent lighting, but also has a simple and modern overall style.

Moreover, the furniture and electrical appliances are complete, and you can move in with only a little decoration.

Seeing this, Fu Xiaozhu asked with a smile:

"What do you think, little brother?"

"very good!"

Shen Jingbing admired it unabashedly, and then asked tentatively:

"Sister Xiaozhu, how much is this house? I want to rent it out, is it convenient?"

Fu Xiaozhu pursed her lips and smiled, and said:

"Of course, let's count it as three thousand a month!"

"I don't pay quarterly, how about monthly payment?"

Hearing this, Shen Jingbing was a little moved and said:
"Thank you, Miss Xiaozhu, but the price...is it too cheap?"

Fu Xiaozhu smiled lightly and said:

"Others think it's expensive, but you're actually thinking it's cheap."

Shen Jingbing scratched her head, remembering that Fu Xiaozhu is a multi-millionaire, she gave up the idea of ​​refusing, and said shyly:
"Then...thank you, Miss Xiaozhu!"

Fu Xiaozhu waved his hands and said with a smile:

"Then let's put it this way, little brother, when will you move in?"

Shen Jingbing thought for a while and said:
"I'll move here tomorrow, isn't it convenient?"

Fu Xiaozhu said with a smile:

"Of course it's convenient, then add me to WeChat, and send me a message when you come."

"As for the contract, you can sign it after you move in. Anyway, I can trust you."

Warmth flowed through Shen Jingbing's heart, and said:

"Then thank you, Miss Xiaozhu!"

After adding WeChat, Shen Jingbing and Fu Xiaozhu communicated, and returned to the old house with joy.

Because I have to move tomorrow, I packed my things all night.

It can be regarded as exhausting him.

……

The next day.

Shen Jingbing got up early, planning to finish the housekeeping tasks first, and then busy with moving.

Shen Jingbing opened the live broadcast account and was shocked when he saw the number of fans.

After a day, the number of fans jumped from [-] to [-].

He didn't do anything, how did he gain followers so fast?
This session of netizens is really outrageous!
I just like watching people die.

Shen Jingbing felt bored, drew a sign of the cross on his chest, and prayed:
"Sanqing is above, Buddha bless!"

"Please give me a normal task!"

Then, he turned on the system to check today's finishing tasks.

The next moment, Shen Jingbing yelled in his heart, and he scratched the ground with his toes unconsciously.

[Today's task: Find a maid's mansion, order five girls to play with, and sing three nursery rhymes (from the system's designated music library) in public! 】

【mission rewards:】

【1. Cash reward 38888】

[2. Basketball: top amateur]

【3. Reimbursement for the cost of this mission】

[Hidden special task: Sing another song, and every girl who sings and cries will get a reward]

Sing nursery rhymes in front of the accompanying girls?
I have to say, this task is really embarrassing.

But at the moment of seeing this whole task, Shen Jingbing had already thought about what nursery rhymes to sing, so as to avoid embarrassment to the greatest extent.

but--

After he watched the music library specified by the system, his pupils shrank instantly, and his body couldn't help twitching! !

System Nima's!
This nursery rhyme should be sung in front of the entire network.

Just kill me!
What a stupid system, the AI ​​was trained in a mentally handicapped college, right?
Why don't you choose it, such an anti-human music library?

Shen Jingbing looked at the songs in the music library and felt a secret hatred in his heart.

Today is another day of death!
Although he was extremely resistant in his heart, due to the generous rewards provided by the system, Shen Jingbing had no choice but to accept the reality

After all, 4 yuan is as little as [-] yuan, and you can get this amount in one live broadcast. I don’t know how many anchors can’t think of it.

Thinking of this, Shen Jingbing calmed down, checked the information of the maid mansion on the Internet, then opened the live broadcast account, and started the live broadcast:
[The maid's mansion ordered a group of girls to play with, and sang three nursery rhymes in public (absolutely dead!!!)]

After launching the live broadcast, Shen Jingbing got into a taxi with his guitar.

The moment the live broadcast was turned on, countless netizens entered the live broadcast:

"Nimma, the Emperor of Abstraction is finally on the air!"

"Who said that my human race has no emperor?"

"Waiting from morning to night, finally waiting for you!"

"Hurry up and work hard, I will feel uncomfortable if I don't watch your live broadcast for a day."

"Abstract-san, the cherry blossoms in my hometown are blooming again!"

"Emma, ​​the host's live broadcast room is getting more and more lively!"

"Just looking at the sand sculpture barrage, let me take a look at today's title——"

After a moment of silence, the live room exploded:

"Fuck! F*ck! F*ck!"

"Go to the maid's mansion today!! Awesome!!!"

"I just said to hang out with the anchor, and have a beautiful sister to watch!"

"Pay attention to the title, it's not about ordering one or two to play with, it's a group!!"

"Let's just say, is the maid's mansion that elder brother went to serious or not?"

"It must be serious, who will go if it is not serious?"

"Wait... so is it serious or not?"

"Don't worry about it, I just want to know why the anchor is going to the maid's mansion to sing nursery rhymes?"

"Who doesn't know now, our elder brother focuses on a contrast! <-biubiu-(`ω∩)"

"Damn, singing nursery rhymes in front of a group of strange young ladies? Thinking about it, I'm already crawling into the ground!"

"I once doubted the anchor's mental state!"

"What the anchor focuses on is not contrast, but thick skin!!"

"Brother, I advise you to be kind, yesterday's live broadcast made my stomach hurt from laughing!"

"I just want to know what nursery rhyme is being sung? Can I order "Two Tigers"?"

"Singing "Two Tigers" in a serious manner in front of a group of young ladies?"

"Fuck! I laughed so hard!!"

"..."

The audience in the live broadcast room were shocked!

Shen Jingbing's two jobs before were outrageous enough, but compared to today's job, in terms of abstraction, it was far behind.

They couldn't help but think deeply about what kind of creative state Shen Jingbing was in to come up with such an embarrassing and ruthless job.

After getting into the taxi, Shen Jingbing said to the driver:

"Master, go to the 37°2 Space Maid Mansion."

The driver has a bald head, wearing a pair of sunglasses, and looks calm and relaxed.

After hearing the location, the driver showed a smile that men could understand, and said:
"Brother, you are a temperamental person!"

Hearing this, Shen Jingbing helplessly twitched the corners of his mouth and said:

"Master, you misunderstood."

"I just went to sing."

The driver master looked like someone who came here, nodded and said:
"I understand, I understand! Brother, you don't need to explain!"

"But there is one thing, brother, you must pay attention."

"Be sure to be temperate! Don't think that you are too young to be healthy, or you will regret it when you are older."

"Brother is from here, you must listen to my advice!"

Shen Jingbing couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, why did the driver brother get more and more outrageous?

In desperation, he had no choice but to remind the driver brother:

"Master, I'm an anchor of Tandian, and I'm broadcasting live in my hand!"

As soon as the words fell, the driver brother fell silent.

Seeing this scene, netizens in the live broadcast room launched barrages one after another:

"Hahahaha! I laughed so hard!"

"Classic scene!"

"Every word of the driver brother is a classic quotation!"

"At first glance, my brother is someone from here."

"Hey, the 38-year-old unicorn arm showed its own experience, brothers really need to pay attention to restraint."

"There is a saying in the ancients: 'Erbajia's body is like a crisp, and he cuts a fool with a sword at his waist. Although no head is seen, the bone marrow is dry in secret!'"

"I don't know why, suddenly there is a sense of déjà vu in a rebooting bar!??"

"..."

(End of this chapter)

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