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Chapter 21 [I...my mother gave birth! 】—Please follow up! ! !

At this moment, the barrage in the live broadcast room erupted like a tide:
"Hahahahaha! I'm dying of laughter!"

"No, no, no, my stomach hurts!"

"What kind of fairy prelude is this?"

"Ladies and sisters, I would never have imagined that this is what the anchor is going to sing!"

"Ladies and sisters: don't come here!!!"

"The expressions on the faces of the ladies and sisters are all dull!"

"Just ask the anchor if he is mentally ill?"

"Psychiatric Hospital Director: Brothers, I'm sorry, he ran out while I wasn't looking!"

"Is this really a job that carbon-based organisms can do?"

"Behavior is really too abstract, I wait for mortals to understand!"

"This scene can only be described by art!"

"The Emperor of Abstraction, he deserves his name!!"

"..."

Hearing the prelude to "Love Me, Hug Me" in the karaoke room, the sand sculpture netizens couldn't hold back at all, and all laughed.

At this moment, even Jiang Luoluo couldn't help giggling after seeing this scene.

Originally, she was planning not to tip Shen Jingbing today, but after seeing him do such a terrific job, she couldn't help it, and her fingers slid on the screen.

Immediately, ten super rockets took off from the live broadcast room!

Caused a sensation among netizens:

"Ulla Ula Ula!!!"

"Fuck, today is another ten super rockets?"

"Laughing to death, the anchor will pay back the money after visiting the store!"

"Oh, I said I didn't see the rich woman just now, but now she appears!"

"Please, please... a rich woman will take care of you!"

"Good job, sister Kangkang me!"

"Roll upstairs!"

"..."

Stimulated by Jiang Luoluo's ten super rockets, a wave of gifts immediately appeared in the live broadcast room, such as rockets, sports cars, ferris wheels...

Everything!

There are even some bigwigs who are even more generous than Jiang Luoluo, and they start with a reward of [-] yuan!
Netizens in the live broadcast room were even more shocked when they saw the ID on the gift list:

"Everyone is so strange!"

"'Ginger does not eat ginger' is not ranked in the top three!"

"It's scary, there are so many rich people in this world!"

"Nimma, 'Look at my five lightning whips' isn't this a hooker who is obsessed with the dance area? Why are you in the mood to watch the live broadcast?"

"This shows that my elder brother's live broadcast is more interesting than Yue Cannon!"

"Emmm, what you said above sounds weird!"

"Okay, okay! Stop arguing and watch the live broadcast!"

"..."

At this moment, the five maids who saw Shen Jingbing singing finally recovered from the mental attack.

The maids looked at Shen Jingbing who was about to speak, with complicated expressions.

They have been in this business for a long time, and they have seen strong winds and waves, but they have never seen such a god-defying character as Shen Jingbing, who would sing social death nursery rhymes in front of a group of goddesses.

If Shen Jingbing was a maid from the first or second period, I'm afraid she couldn't help but laugh at this time.

But as the top maids in this maid's mansion, their basic professional ethics still made them hold back the embarrassment in their hearts, and cheered:

"Master... your music selection is really refreshing!!"

"Yes, yes, it is full of childlike innocence at first glance, and I like it the most!"

"Come on, come on, look forward to it!"

"..."

But what these maids don't know is that the more restrained they are, the more comedic the expression on their faces.

"Hahaha, shit! I'm about to die laughing!"

"Look at Miss Sister's expression, this feeling of wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh, is exactly the same as me who was fishing in the company and watching the live broadcast!"

"I'm also fishing and watching the live broadcast, I'm really afraid that I can't help but laugh!!"

"+1 upstairs!"

"You can't laugh like this, the ladies and sisters really have professional ethics!"

"But at this moment, they should have begun to doubt life!"

"Ladies and sisters: Can I stop earning this money?"

"Damn it! Brothers, watch it! The anchor is about to speak!"

"..."

Under the watchful eyes of the maids and many netizens, Shen Jingbing took a deep breath and was about to speak.

Singing social nursery rhymes does not require guitar playing and singing skills.

So Shen Jingbing took a microphone and began to sing along with the accompaniment:
"Mom always told me that Mom and Dad love me the most!"

"But I always don't understand, what is love?"

"Dad always told me that Mom and Dad love me the most!"

"But I always don't understand, what is love?"

"..."

In order to better interpret the essence of this song, Shen Jingbing also used a childlike singing method.

As soon as his singing came out, the audience was silent.

However, the maids were not intoxicated by his singing, but were trying their best to control themselves in order not to laugh.

In the end, Xiao Wei, the loli with two ponytails, couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

Sister Jing looked over with her stern eyes, Xiao Wei immediately shrank her head, and she said softly:
"So...sorry, Master's singing reminds me of happy things."

Just at this time, Shen Jingbing sang the first four lines, and the accompaniment entered the children's monologue again:
"If you love me, just spend more time with me!"

"If you love me, kiss me a lot!"

"..."

So Shen Jingbing took the microphone and asked Xiaowei curiously with a smile on his face:
"What happy things do you remember?"

Xiao Wei lowered her head, pointed her two index fingers together, and said:

"I... my mother gave birth!"

As soon as this remark came out, the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room instantly boiled:

"Hahahaha! It's too classic!!"

"I can't tell, my elder brother is good at singing! It's just a bit ugly!"

"Who wouldn't laugh at this shit?"

"Troublemaking!! I'm already twitching from laughing!!!"

"It's not easy for young ladies to make money, next time I'll join you!"

"Lori Xiaowei: I have undergone strict training, and I generally don't laugh unless I can't help it!!"

"Evil anchor, don't bully my Xiaowei wife!"

"Why is it you upstairs again? You have a lot of wives?"

"You don't know this. When I was in high school, I chased two thousand girls, and there was no teacher or student in the whole school that I didn't confess to. By the way, in fact, after my careful calculation, the girls in the school Teachers plus female students, there are only 980 seven people!"

"Amazing, but how did you gather 2000 people?"

"There are thirteen canteen aunts!"

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

"groove!"

"Your taste is really serious!!"

"..."

Smiling at Xiaowei, Shen Jingbing picked up the microphone and continued to complete the climax of the first social death nursery rhyme.

Fortunately, these nursery rhymes are not long, otherwise he would really punch through the floor of the maid's mansion.

Taking a breath, Shen Jingbing opened his hands and continued to sing affectionately:

"If you really love me, just stay with me!"

"If you really love me, kiss me, kiss me!"

"If you really love me, just praise me!"

"If you really love me, hug me!!"

(End of this chapter)