Live broadcast: Want the goddess WeChat, cut a knife and fight Xixi

Chapter 28 [The live broadcast world cannot lose the Emperor of Abstraction, just like the West cannot lose Jerusalem! 】
Regardless of the bewilderment of the maids, Shen Jingbing continued to play the guitar, changed her voice to a thinner voice, and created the feeling of a male and female duet, and sang passionately:
"It's not that I want to drive you away, drive you away!"

"My husband will do it when he sees it!"

"You are so young, he is so big!"

"Beating you is like beating a dog!"

"..."

For a moment, the maids were stunned.

But soon, this bewilderment turned into a shock.

Combined with the story Shen Jingbing told before, they carefully chewed the lyrics of this song in their hearts.

It didn't take long for Yaya and Manman to react first, their faces flushed from suppressed laughter.

Xianzi beside Manman was still a little confused, so he asked her softly:

"Sister Manman, why are you laughing so hard?"

Manman tried her best to suppress the smile in her heart, and said to Xianzi:
"With the lyrics of this song, I suddenly understood the meaning of the story the boss just told."

Xianzi's clear and stupid eyes suddenly enlarged, and she asked curiously:
"Sister Manman, tell me in detail!"

Manman approached and explained:

"Didn't the boss say that he has a girl he likes... It's more appropriate to say it's a woman."

When Xianzi heard this, he nodded immediately.

At this point in Shen Jingbing's story, she still understood.

Manman continued:

"Then do you know who the boss is holding when he sees the woman he likes?"

A trace of confusion flashed in Xianzi's eyes, and he asked:

"who is it?"

Manman laughed again, leaning forward and back together and said:
"It's her husband!"

Xianzi's pupils suddenly dilated, and he quietly asked:

"The boss is the third party?"

Seeing Manman nodded, Xianzi couldn't help covering his head.

Can she really listen to this shocking secret?

You won't be silenced by your boss, will you?
Immediately, she looked at the smiling maids beside her, recalled the lyrics, and realized belatedly——

"Coax me to your house" is why.

What is the reason for "you drive me away in the middle of the night".

Isn't this... cheating?

Xianzi's face turned red, and there was a feeling of shock in his heart.

At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room became more and more joyful when they heard this:

"Hahahaha, Zhennima died from laughing!"

"It's so interesting! The young ladies are already laughing so hard!"

"What kind of sand sculpture folk song is this?"

"I can't listen to it too much, it's too magical, it's just over the top, the first time I listened to it, I laughed so hard that my pee hurts!"

"If you don't understand, just ask, what is a urine bag?"

"Bladder!"

"Combined with the anchor's affectionate story just now, the effect will be even better!"

"I can't think deeply, it's terrifying to think carefully!"

"I just want to know, is this a real story, or did the anchor make it up for the sake of living?"

"Abstract, it's so abstract!"

"The live broadcasting world cannot lose the Emperor of Abstraction, just like the West cannot lose Jerusalem!"

"Thank you to the anchor, for letting me, a dog like me, appreciate elegant art!"

"As a native of Yunnan, I say that we have won too much in the fashion industry!"

"Listening to this is just for fun. To really tell the depth of art, you have to listen to "The Old Driver Takes Me"!"

"Upstairs!"

"..."

At this moment, the barrage in the live broadcast room was continuous, and the gifts and rewards never stopped.

This is the reason why Shen Jingbing did not sing "Onion" but chose "Pinch Your Hip".

Compared with the system rewards, it is obviously for the reader's grandfather... Ah, no!It is to bring joy to the audience's grandfather, and the income obtained is higher.

And the system didn't say clearly, it won't give rewards for laughing and crying girls!

Pattern, open!

Thinking of this, Shen Jingbing sang more and more unrestrainedly:
"Since I dare to come to your house, come to your house!"

"Your husband, I'm not afraid of him!"

"Not waiting for him to do it first!!"

"I'll fuck him a few times!!!"

"..."

Hearing this, Manman and Yaya couldn't bear it any longer, they couldn't care about Sister Jing's reminding eyes, they hugged their stomachs on the sofa and laughed.

As for Xianzi and Xiaowei, their faces were already blushing from suppressed laughter, and they were not far from being unstoppable.

"Smile, laugh, smile!"

"The anchor is really brave, go to someone's house to have an affair, and still want to beat his husband?"

"My elder brother knows how to act first to be strong, and to attack later to suffer."

"Please replace the music of the square dance aunt with this one. I plan to repeat it for a month. It's too good!"

"If it's really changed, then there's nothing wrong with it?"

"..."

Shen Jingbing noticed the status of the maids and decided to step up their efforts.

He stood up, the guitar straps on his shoulders carried most of the weight of the guitar, walked off the stage, and plucked the strings quickly, singing:
"I think you are a little silly, a little silly!"

"Come to the door in the middle of the night to ask for a beating!"

"My husband is amazing!!"

"Pinch your crotch!!!"

"..."

Seeing Shen Jingbing stepping down the stage and getting closer to him, the maids laughed even harder.

Especially when you hear the phrase "give your crotch a pinch".

Manman and Yaya almost fainted from laughing, they had long lost their usual goddess elegance, their pretty faces were like overcooked prawns, covered with red clouds.

But Xianzi and Xiaowei went one step further and couldn't help laughing out loud.

Only Sister Jing was still looking at the maid under her expressionlessly, and shook her head.

It's just that careful netizens noticed that the corners of her mouth were also twitching, and they couldn't help launching a barrage:
"It has to be my sister Jing! Mount Tai collapsed in front of me without changing my face!"

"Obviously she wanted to laugh, but how did she hold back?"

"It is recommended to check it, it is not like a human being!"

"My Sister Man and Sister Ya are almost crying with laughter!!"

"God stepped on a horse and squeezed your big hip, what was that pinched?"

"Don't tell me, the anchor plays the guitar really well, with a professional level! I laughed for a long time when I was shitting, but I didn't pay attention!"

"Upstairs is really awesome! Dare to watch my big brother's live broadcast while shitting?"

"Isn't this hiding shit in a smile!?"

"Hahahaha! Laugh to death, laughter has more ingredients than shit!"

"This work is too elegant, big reward!!"

"I can't sing such a song anymore, and I will blush and avoid it when I hear it!"

"Ya, Daya! Why have I not been influenced by such an elegant culture since I was a child, and I only discovered such a new world when I was in college. It's really too late to meet each other!!"

""The Book of Songs Dian Feng Nian Er Kua"!"

"I know you're pornographic, and there's evidence, but I'm not going to report it, and I'm glad I finished watching it!!"

"I have found the reason why Kunming was not rated as a national civilized city!"

"Let me clarify, we Yunnan people are really not like this!!"

"Anchor: I am from Yunnan, from Nujiang, Yunnan, Nujiang Lushui City, Lushui City Liuku, Liuku Lisu!"

"Okay, then I have nothing to say!"

"..."

(End of this chapter)