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Chapter 48 [Anchor, why do you understand so well? 】——Please follow up!!!
Seeing a customer coming, Shen Jingbing immediately raised his voice and said:
"Welcome to come!"

The little fat man in the seductive T-shirt of senior sister in sackcloth was taken aback immediately and asked:

"Brother, what do you do?"

Shen Jingbing smiled and said:
"I am the shopping guide of our store. If you want to buy anything, sir, just ask me."

Hearing this, Xiaopang was stunned for a moment and froze in place.

At this moment, his heart was devastated as if washed away by a mudslide.

Isn't this an adult cafeteria?
Why is there a shopping guide?

Seeing his expression, netizens laughed one after another:

"Hahaha! Met another victim!!"

"Two goals!!"

"What a crime!!"

"Xiao Pang: I will really thank you when you meet a shopping guide when you visit an adult self-service store!"

"Today there is a copywriting for Moments!!"

"..."

After a long time, the little fat man finally came to his senses.

Then he took a deep breath, glanced suspiciously at Shen Jingbing, and silently moved back.

Xiaopang came to the door of the store, took a serious look at the large-character signboard of "Ye Pu Adult Self-help", and then walked in again, and asked Shen Jingbing:
"Brother, are you really a shopping guide?"

Shen Jingbing nodded.

Then, Xiaopang scratched his head and couldn't help asking the same question:
"But here... isn't there no one selling goods?"

Shen Jingbing said the same explanation again.

The little fat man nodded dubiously, then he seemed to remember something, touched his head, laughed, pointed to the airplane and said:

"That's just right bro, I want to buy this one!"

"Please help introduce me!"

good guy! !

What a good guy, straight enough! !
Hearing the little fat man's words, the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't help but be surprised, and then the screen swiped:

"Hahahaha!! Fuck, what a warrior!"

"This love rival, although the anchor has called you, I'm still curious, what kind of courage made you say such a thing in front of 60 viewers?"

"Love really needs courage, to face the six-eyed flying fish~"

"Brother upstairs, don't speak up, they are all family members!!"

"..."

It was the first time she met such a worry-free customer, Shen Jingbing couldn't help but nodded in relief, showed a professional smile, and said:
"Sir, it's a pleasure to serve you!"

"Then before introducing the products, I would like to have a general understanding of your situation. Is it convenient to know?"

Hearing what Shen Jingbing said, Xiaopang suddenly felt that he was professional, and said happily:

"Of course, there's no one else here, just ask!"

Shen Jingbing pondered for a moment and asked:

"First question, have you used this type of product before?"

Xiaopang shook his head and said:
"I bought it for the first time, so I don't know much about it!"

Shen Jingbing led him to the vending machine and introduced:
"This kind of product on the market is generally divided into three grades, and the choice is based on the customer's own physique."

Hearing what Shen Jingbing said was well-founded, Xiaopang nodded viciously, his face full of anticipation.

Shen Jingbing continued:
"The first one is sensitive constitution, 3-5 minutes, recommend slow play products!"

"The second type is for normal body constitution, about 10 minutes, and moderate products are recommended."

"The last kind of insensitivity constitution, about 15 minutes, recommend advanced products."

"I don't know if you understand the guest?"

Hearing this, Xiaopang nodded, and then asked a little shyly:
"Then what if... I don't belong to these three categories?"

Shen Jingbing was surprised.

Didn't expect this chubby in front of him to be ordinary, but also as talented as himself?

He couldn't help asking curiously:

"Then how long do you usually have?"

Fatty twitched and said:

"Recently, it's much better than before, and it looks like fifteen or sixteen seconds!"

???

Shen Jingbing slowly typed out a series of question marks.

Fifteen or six seconds, how about you run 100 meters?
This is... this is too incredible, right?

Hearing Xiaopang's words, the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't help but burst out laughing:
"Fuck! Sabi anchor, you pay me for my laptop!!"

"It's over, I sprayed Coke on the sofa, my mother will beat me to death when she comes back!"

"Fifteen or six seconds, faster than me running 100 meters!! Incredible!!"

"This is after exercise, how fast that brother was before exercise!"

"Brother, fortunately the host has coded for you, or else the whole network will die!!"

"I'm already on my toes!!"

"Toes tapped to the ground +1!"

"Brothers, I found the biological time ranking list for everyone: Duck 0.3s, Giraffe 1s, Justin 5s, Lion 30s, Cat 10min, Pig 30min, Snake 1h!"

"giao! After the writer, a biologist appeared in the live broadcast!?"

"This kind of strange knowledge seems to be of no use in the mind..."

"Very good, I am very satisfied to be ranked fifth!"

"..."

But as a professional shopping guide, Shen Jingbing must not discriminate against customers because of this. He glanced at Xiaopang sympathetically and said:

"Then here, I still recommend you to use slow play products!"

Fatty nodded and said:

"Then brother, recommend me one!!"

Shen Jingbing looked at the products in the vending machine in front of him, and first introduced to Xiaopang:

"If it is a slow play product, I have three recommendations here!"

"One is imitated by a real person, and the advantage is that the touch is delicate and real."

"The second one is Mai-senpai's, which uses a lot of exciting elements, just like being there."

"However, in view of your situation, I still recommend this innocent otome exercise type the most. It focuses on slow play and low stimulation, and can achieve the effect of exercising for an extended period of time!"

After a long speech, Shen Jingbing looked at the little fat man, waiting for his choice.

But before the little fat man could speak, the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room all raised question marks:

"??"

"Not right!"

"???"

"Anchor, you are not right!"

"How do you know so well?"

"Brother, do you know what you are broadcasting yourself!?"

"Goodbye, brothers, I don't dare to watch this episode, my dad is right next to me!"

"I'm just selling this, the host explained it very well!"

"Stand up, brothers!"

"Too much knowledge that is useless today!"

"So brother, what should I use for a person like me who starts in two hours and twelve times a day?"

"Starting two hours a day, twelve times a day, you should go to see the monument!!"

"Fuck! I laughed so hard, the homophonic stalk deducts money!!"

"Give me Mai-senpai, Arigado!!"

"..."

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