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Chapter 60 [Just like the 3D area cannot lose Tifa, the live broadcast area cannot lose the Emperor of Abstraction! 】 Please follow up!

Taking advantage of the break time, Shen Jingbing turned on the phone camera and said to the audience:
"Hello, family and friends!"

"Today I wanted to show you the car and do the whole job, but I didn't expect this to happen. I feel very angry about it!"

"This matter is right or wrong, everyone has their own judgment, so I won't say more!"

"I have a few more tasks today, so you don't need to swipe more gifts. I just hope that on various platforms, if you see related topics, like and comment, I will be grateful!!"

"..."

Hearing that, the barrage in the live broadcast room was rolling:
"What? Still alive today!!?"

"Wow! The whole life is so exciting recently! It's so much and so good!!"

"Okay!! Just say this to big brother, I'm going to kill my finger today!"

"It's so annoying!! The anchor is so handsome! The sexual orientation is not clear!!"

"Sisters upstairs, if you look at the handsome guy for an hour, he still doesn't belong to you, but if you read the book for an hour, the knowledge is yours! We should be self-improving, and study for the rise of China, come on!!"

"Uh...but I'm a man!"

"Fuck! I'm scared!!"

"Brother~ (Pinch the corner of the clothes, bite the lower lip lightly, hesitate again and again, and lightly open the red lips) So handsome~ (The face is slightly red, the corners of the eyes are moist, the long-standing emotions have finally been expressed, uncontrollable tears slid down the cheeks)"

"How are you, the patient upstairs? I have been mentally ill for 16 years, am I eligible to play with you?"

"Wait! There is still life, did it just—"

"What? Is it possible!?"

"Fuck! It's embarrassing to think about it!!"

"Let's just say, how did the emperor grow his brain?"

"My family, I'm new here! The anchor really doesn't know how to write the word embarrassing?"

"Embarrassing!? Do you think that being called the Emperor of Abstraction is just for nothing?"

"The emperor's performance is still stable!!"

"..."

But at this time, some Mongolian drum audience asked in confusion:

"What happened?"

"I just went to the toilet, why can't I keep up?"

"Just watched the beauty, what are you doing in the bathroom, brat? Manual dog head!"

"Friends who still don't know what to do next, don't forget that the anchor just picked up the car, and then called five surrogate drivers!!"

The answer was announced, and the live broadcast room fell silent instantly.

After a few seconds, the barrage poured out crazily:

"No, no!!"

"Nimma still has this kind of operation?"

"Could it be that the anchor is going to ask five surrogate drivers to drive a car?"

"Brother surrogate driver: Today's money is really good!"

"I have a question, one car is allowed to carry five people, so where is the anchor sitting!?"

"Anchor: Then I walk back?"

"...666!"

"This whole operation, I can never imagine in my life!"

"The emperor's brain is too big, it has already surpassed the limit of mortals!!"

"I'm convinced, thinking of this scene, my toes started to move by themselves!"

"Three-body Man: Have Humans on Earth Evolved to This Level?"

"Just like the 3D area can't lose Tifa, the live broadcast area can never lose the King of Abstraction!!"

"What a blast! My brain is about to burst!!"

"..."

???

Looking at the barrage area and comment area that were gradually drifting away, Shen Jingbing slowly typed a row of question marks.

Needless to say, this group of sand sculpture netizens can't do anything, and there are quite a lot of teasers!

After sitting for a while, Shen Jingbing felt at ease drinking tea and looking at beauties in the exhibition area.

Soon, Hongqi employees came over and said:

"Dear sir, your car has been arranged and is now outside the venue!"

Shen Jingbing nodded, got up and said:
"Let's go then!"

As the employees walked outside the venue, Shen Jingbing saw his first car——

Top with Hongqi H9!

The pure black body exudes a calm and mature temperament.

The silver-white grille is like a mountain waterfall, pouring down from the front of the car.

The sinking waistline is like a stroke of genius, firm and soft.

The elegant and smart rear of the car, against the backdrop of the Big Dipper Wings taillights, is even more connotative.

Shen Jingbing circled the Hongqi H9 and nodded with satisfaction.

At this time, the employee acting as the driver got out of the car and handed him the smart key and NFC card.

Shen Jingbing stuffed the key into his pocket casually, and then ordered:

"Thank you both, you go back first, when the next generation driver arrives, please bring it here for me!"

The two Hongqi employees looked at each other and nodded with a smile.

After knowing that Shen Jingbing ordered five surrogate drivers in a row, these employees can certainly think of the pictures that sand sculpture netizens can think of.

Five substitute drivers to drive a car!

How spirited it is to come up with this kind of operation!
One of the polite employees wearing glasses and a suit couldn't help asking:

"Sir, do you have a driver's license?"

Shen Jingbing nodded.

The suit employee added:
"I have to remind you that according to the traffic law, this car can only hold five passengers, but you called five substitute drivers..."

Shen Jingbing said with a smile:

"It's okay! I'll take a taxi back later!"

The two employees looked at each other again, and they both saw shock, confusion and confusion in each other's eyes.

At this moment, the sand sculpture netizens laughed, and the barrage flooded:
"Hahahaha!! Nima laughed at me to death!"

"Brothers, look at their expressions, they are stunned!!"

"A: Is this person insane?"

"B: I'm not sure, it's a bit like it, I'll take a look!"

"Since my eldest brother got mental illness, he has become more and more mentally active!"

"Brother, what a bamboo shoot you are!"

"You have taken all the bamboo shoots in the park!!"

"..."

At this moment, in a large flat of [-] square meters in the urban area.

Jiang Luoluo and Mina, two big beauties, were leaning together in cool clothes, watching the live broadcast on TV, laughing hard.

When two people laugh together, the more they laugh, the more they want to laugh.

Therefore, the laughter in the living room is like eating Xuan Mai, and it can't stop.

Jiang Luoluo patted her thigh and said with a smile:

"Do you think he is sick?"

"Otherwise, how did you come up with this kind of life?"

Mina was also almost laughing out of tears, and said:
"Yeah! I'm sick, I'm so sick!"

"Calling five surrogate drivers at once, I never even thought about it!"

But suddenly, Jiang Luoluo remembered the deletion of WeChat, and said with a snort:

"If he wasn't sick, he wouldn't have deleted my WeChat!"

Mina comforted and said:

"Good things take a long time!"

"It's hard for you to find something you like, so you must cherish it!"

Jiang Luoluo thought for a while, and felt the same way, so she happily watched the live broadcast again.

But at this moment, she seemed to have discovered something, patted Mina and reminded:
"Look, look! The driver is here!!"

Finally, under the high expectations in the live broadcast room.

The first surrogate driver arrived late.

(End of this chapter)