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Chapter 67 [Picasso heard that he wanted to buy a plane ticket to go abroad overnight! 】—Please follow up! ! !

All of a sudden, there was a wave of barrage in the live broadcast room:

"Fuck! Isn't this pure dog licking?"

"When you lick a dog, you have to be ranked behind the warm man!"

"You are so coquettish~ You still give breakfast to someone else's boyfriend?"

"At that time, he was still so persistent. It's not without reason that the elder brother was able to marry the school belle!"

"But to be honest, I made me laugh out loud!!"

"Thank you big brother, I haven't smiled so happily for a long time!!"

"..."

Seeing that An Yong recalled the past, Shen Jingbing asked in due course:
"So later, you were with my sister-in-law?"

Contrary to everyone's expectations, An Yong shook his head and thoughtfully said:

"No, after breaking up with her boyfriend at the time, she was immersed in grief and took a long time to recover."

"As for us being together, that's for later!"

At this moment, An Yong continued:

"But we are together because of my courage."

Shen Jingbing heard the words, thinking that the top of the elder brother's head could not be greener, so he asked in support:

"Brother, please elaborate!"

An Yong closed his eyes, as if he had returned to the past:

"It was the last summer vacation of the university, and our badminton club organized a mountain climbing activity,"

"Sports club, there are more boys. There were ten people there that time, and she was the only girl."

"Among those boys, I am the only one who is an amateur. The others are badminton masters, and their arms are thicker than my thighs!"

"Climb the mountain that day and prepare to go camping on the top of the mountain."

"When we climbed halfway up the mountain, there was a ropeway, and everyone discussed to experience it."

"At that time, no one dared to skate, but I mustered up the courage and slipped down first."

"When I started, I heard the boys behind me applaud and applaud, it's so majestic!!"

"I think it was the courage at that time that made her fall in love with me!"

"..."

Hearing this, Shen Jingbing felt something was wrong again.

Brother!The heart is big enough!
Besides yourself, there are eight other boys plus your goddess, how dare you skate first! !

Shen Jingbing keenly sensed something was wrong, and asked quickly:
"and then?"

An Yong recalled:
"But my wife has always been timid and dare not zipline."

"I encouraged her on the opposite side for a long time, but she still didn't slip down."

"Not only her, but even the other boys didn't slide down."

"Later, I became confused. I yelled across the cableway and asked the team leader about the situation. Then I realized that they didn't want to skate because they saw that my wife didn't skate."

"The captain asked me to come back by myself, and they camped on the top of the mountain according to the original plan."

"But the staff at the scenic spot told me that the cableway turned out to be a one-way street, and it was too late to pass!"

"It can't be helped, I just wanted to go back home, but then I thought, this tent is still on my back!"

"So I talked to the captain again. After the exchange, the captain said that he lent his tent to my wife, and he squeezed with other people."

"Hearing what he said, I was finally relieved and went back to school."

"One day later, when she came back from climbing the mountain, she was so tired that her legs were shaking and it was difficult for her to walk."

"But because of this incident, she may have seen my courage, and we were together soon."

"Then we got married with the support of our family and gave birth to a son in less than a year. Because it happened that the island of Ao returned to China at that time, we named him Shenghua!"

"Oh, that's right! The captain at that time was the leader I mentioned just now, and he treated me very well!"

"Recently my son was laid off, and he is helping my son find a job everywhere!"

An Yong told the story up to this point, with a look of nostalgia on his face.

But when Shen Jingbing heard this, he almost choked to death.

Just at this time, a Mazda stopped in the left lane.

Shen Jingbing was still in a trance and almost stepped on the brakes.

There were so many slots in this story that he didn't know where to start.

Big brother, big brother!
You really have no idea!
Oh, your wife spent one night with eight big men, are you sure nothing happened?

According to your wife's urine, won't it become a puff?
And are you really sure that the son is your own?
How sloppy!Xi became a father so quickly, and didn't even do a paternity test?
Let's not talk about these!
The disks are taken!

The past is also the past!

But obviously he is not doing well, and he still wants to bring home the leader who may have a story with his wife?

I'm really convinced of you, old six!
At this moment, the netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't help being silent:

"..."

"Silence! Trisolarans are silent after hearing this!"

"This story is so abstract that Picasso would buy a plane ticket to go abroad overnight after hearing it!"

"Picasso couldn't even draw this scene, could he?"

"This story is so outrageous that it sounds like it's true!"

"My brother's complicated and bizarre experience has surpassed the limit of human imagination!"

"Let's just say is there a possibility that the eldest brother and his wife didn't plan to ride this ropeway in the first place?"

"Could it be that his wife is planning to kick him out?"

"Brother: Why don't you add me? Aren't you bullying honest people?"

"Damn! It's such a fuckin' fun game! Just listening to it scares me!!"

Taoist Tianbi: "Looks like I'm going to post an emoji of Tom giving a concert alone!"

"Master, what do you think of this matter?"

Taoist Tianbi: "Alas... it's really hard to describe!"

"Laughing to death! The master has nothing to say!!"

"One more puff picture!!"

"Brother, just wear this hat!"

"This life is short, bear with it and it will pass!"

"Hearing this makes me cry. Where is your home address, big brother? I'll order you a table full of vegetables!"

"With this experience, it's no wonder I live in a green home!!"

"I have to say, this is fate!!"

"..."

After listening to An Yong's story, Shen Jingbing sighed slightly.

An Yong's story was so poignant that he couldn't bear to expose it.

After thinking about it, Shen Jingbing smiled coyly, and echoed:
"There is a good wife and mother in the family, and there are leaders who value it outside. My brother is living a comfortable life today!"

An Yong raised Erlang's legs proudly, finally sat back a little with his buttocks, and said:

"Who said no?"

"I work so hard, don't I just want to support this family?"

"Besides, my son is in 99, and it's almost time to start a family!"

"The year before last, I was scraping together money. I just took out a loan to buy him a flat. It cost more than 900 million yuan, 120 square meters. I paid more than 300 million yuan down. "

Hearing this, Shen Jingbing was really speechless.

At this moment, his heart is only full of sympathy.

As soon as An Yong finished speaking, the car had already arrived in front of Luyi Home.

Shen Jingbing sighed and said slowly:

"Brother, we're here!"

An Yong opened the car door, hehe laughed and said:
"Little brother, just come here, I will walk in."

Shen Jingbing nodded, looking at his staggering away figure, suddenly felt a little unbearable.

He opened the car window and shouted to An Yong:

"Brother! After hearing your story, I am deeply moved!"

"You can complain to me about this order, and I will give you a free order!!"

Hearing this, An Yong turned his head, was stunned for a while in doubt, then showed a smile with white teeth, and said:

"Hey! Little brother, don't envy me!"

"As long as you work hard, you will be able to live the same life as me sooner or later!!"

After speaking, he walked towards Luyi Homeland without looking back.

Hearing this, Shen Jingbing twitched the corners of her mouth, and silently closed the car window.

This... forget it!

(End of this chapter)