The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 108
Both Gu Naliza and Ou Nana were skinless and shameless, they still smiled when they were scolded, and they hugged Chen Ruhan's arms from left to right, acting like a spoiled child.

Director Chen didn't train them again, the two were not late for long, and it didn't affect the recording of the show.

It takes a lot of time for female artists to do makeup, so the program team asked them to arrive earlier. In contrast, He Jiong and Wang Han arrived more than an hour later, and the makeup of male artists is relatively simple.

Zhou Le was bored, so he ran to make friends with Chen Ruhan and asked her why she helped him.

Chen Ruhan said very seriously: "I hate nepotism and people who go through the back door the most. Why should I help you? Did I help you? It's just that when I was chatting with Liying, she suddenly noticed you. As a TV drama She has the right to speak about the casting, she thinks you are suitable, so let you try it, what does it have to do with me?"

Zhou Le was shocked: "Huh?"

Do you take me for a fool?
Chen Ruhan smiled and said: "Stupid! There are barriers in the drama industry, and it is difficult for outsiders to get in. You have very good conditions, and I just push the boat along. When you get to the crew, don't be so dumb like you are in variety shows. You have to talk to the director and producer. The film has a good relationship with the staff, especially the staff, if you offend them, they really dare to put small shoes on you, it is the rice cooker who can put maggots in your rice."

Zhou Le: "Damn it! It's so ruthless, but luckily I only offend high-ranking celebrities."

Chen Ruhan: "It's okay to offend a celebrity. Celebrities don't have many good things. Of course, you are not a good thing either. Don't think I don't know the tricks between you and Gu Naliza. Anyway, if someone bullies you, you just talk about it, you know?" ? He Jiong and I still have some influence in the circle."

Zhou Le was startled: "No... the whole world knows about my crap?"

Chen Ruhan sighed: "Guna Lizha's dog's brain, no, Ye Heying shouldn't be insulted, a dog's brain is not stupid... Speaking of Huiliza, do you think her IQ can hide a secret?"

"Then what to do..."

"It's much more fun in the circle than you. As long as you don't get involved in drugs, prospering, washing rice and tax evasion, it's not a big problem."

"Oh."

Zhou Le is still very active in paying taxes. The company said before that he could pay a lot less tax if he was assigned to the Huoerguosi branch.
Chen Ruhan gave Zhou Le advice carefully, because she liked it.

In the eyes of mother fans, Zhou Le is different from any other star, he has a very special charm.His arrogance, his arrogance, and his cunning are all plus points in the eyes of mother fans.

If your own child looks like a quail, who wouldn't be annoyed?
She has seen too many young male artists, all of whom are full of pussy style, timid in speaking, timid in doing things, not at all masculine, so, seeing Zhou Le's style, don't say how much I love it.

Chen Ruhan supported Zhou Le and offered him a role, all willingly, without expecting anything in return.Seeing Xiao Zhou Le get more resources than other idols, Chen Ruhan has a sense of accomplishment in playing a game of cultivation.

Many of the female bigwigs in the entertainment industry are Zhou Le's mother fans. For example, Ms. Su Mang from Fashion Bazaar asked her several times about Zhou Le, and said that she would bring Zhou Le into the fashion circle to get a top luxury endorsement.

Chen Ruhan ignored her, that bitch is a cannibal.

After a while, Guna Liza, who had finished her make-up, approached Zhou Le unabashedly.

Her makeup is very simple, because she is young and beautiful enough, she does not need too much modification, unlike other older sisters, the makeup artist took a lot of effort.

Chen Ruhan gave Guna Liza a white look, and left.

This girl is too stupid, how can she be worthy of my Xiaole?Fortunately, it's not a serious relationship. If it's a toy, Gu Naliza's figure, appearance and temperament are still very good, and her stupidity has become an advantage.

Gu Na Liza cut her hair short after she finished "War God Zhao Yun", she is extraordinarily sassy, ​​and looks a little smarter, of course, it's just a look.

"What are you talking about with Director Chen?"

"Talk about your head."

"You think I'm stupid again! I'm smarter now, look!"

Gu Naliza raised her feet and showed Zhou Le her little white shoes, which are ordinary canvas shoes, paired with an emerald green floral skirt, they are quite cute.

Zhou Le: "You actually know you have to wear flat heels? It's awesome!"

Because Gu Naliza is 172 centimeters tall, she is the tallest among the ten female stars. If she wears high heels like other female stars, it will make them look very short.And she wears flat shoes every issue, and she looks very harmonious when standing with everyone.

Gou Zha chuckled: "Actually, the company asked me to wear it like this."

Zhou Le was disappointed: "Hi! I thought your brain started to develop again."

Guna Liza said: "I have changed my appearance, haha, if I have a system, I will continue to change!"

Zhou Le said with a smile: "Then it's really a dog!"

Gu Naliza smiled ambiguously and said, "It's as if they are fake now. Wang~"

Zhou Le glanced at her: "Congratulations!"

Guna Liza immediately put her hands on her chest and shook them up and down, and even stuck out her tongue.

When she was done, she looked around, but no one saw it.

So exciting.

Later, He Jiong and Wang Han also arrived, and after the make-up was done, the program recording began.

Today's program was recorded at the Shonan Radio and Television Building. The theme is to decipher the stories behind the entertainment industry. The old rules of this program are to walk the red carpet at the beginning.

Originally, Chen Ruhan wanted Zhou Le to be the first to walk on the red carpet, but Zhou Le refused. He would not join until the second half of the show. Now it is inappropriate to walk the red carpet together. Moreover, he doesn't like to walk on the red carpet. It feels like surrounded by people like a monkey.

In front of the radio and television building, the red carpet was arranged tall and grand. Zhou Le wore a peaked cap and stood with the director, watching them record the show.

The two hosts came on stage first, and there were quite a few fans on the scene, shouting loudly, as if they had been trained.

The first to appear was Yang Yuying, and her fans shouted: "Yuying Yuying, I love you, we will always be together."

Zhou Le trembled, it was so embarrassing!
Fortunately, I didn't walk this red carpet, so there won't be fans shouting embarrassingly.

The professional fans and professional viewers of Shonan TV are very professional and understand everything, and relying on Shonan TV to support many people.

How can it be so coincidental?
Every artist has fans who come to the scene, and they all hold support cards. The number of fans for each artist is surprisingly balanced, and the standing positions are also based on the artist's status. It seems that the TV station spent money to invite them.

Zhou Le saw his "fans", and the support card read "Zhou Le, Zhou Le, you are the best".

Looks like fake fans!

The slogan is wrong.

Artists came out one by one, sat in the guest seats and played games to select teams, and the show started to get on track.

Zhou Le was very leisurely, serving tea and water with Director Chen Ruhan.

Hug your thighs tightly, you will have even more crazy capital!

Then, the whole Xiangnan TV station knew that Zhou Le belonged to Director Chen, no wonder even Long Nidan couldn't touch him, no wonder he dared to scold Ye Heying on the show.

In the afternoon, when Kuaiben was playing pool games, Zhou Lecai joined in as a special guest and threw Kuaiben's two black-clothed directors into the pool.

In the bathtub rowing game, Zhou Le directly overturned Xie Na and Cai Xiaofen's boat and won easily.

In this regard, Xie Na said: "Oh, Zhou Le is too good at playing, he is indeed my fellow!"

After knowing each other for so long, she finally remembered that Zhou Le was a fellow villager.

For Director Chen's sake, Xie Na has been looking for opportunities to praise Zhou Le today, which also took a lot of brain cells.

Zhao Liying was so embarrassed watching, that sister is really watching people order dishes!
Zhou Le recorded this show very relaxedly. After appearing in "Challenge the Limit" and "Mushroom House", Zhou Le's vision for variety shows has also increased.

"The Idol is Coming" is like a child's play house, not challenging at all. Of course, as a casual variety show, this show is still very good.

The most interesting of them was Zhao Liying's magic knife, and Zhou Le accidentally got stabbed twice by her.

In the evening, the recording was suspended.

Everyone got together for dinner, and the program team prepared a rich dinner. Gu Naliza kept adding vegetables to Zhou Le, with a thick skin.

In fact, female artists eat very little for body management.

For example, Guna Liza never eats carbohydrates at night, and eats very little meat. She only eats some vegetarian dishes and drinks some soup. The intake of each meal is controlled at about 150 grams. Sometimes Zhou Le gives him a little protein. Are afraid of excessive nutrition.

Zhao Liying also eats very little, the new drama is about to start, and she is losing weight.

While the other female stars were still eating, Zhao Liying came to Zhou Le's side. Seeing Zhou Le devouring, she felt a little embarrassed to disturb him.

Zhou Le used chopsticks to pick out the bone marrow inside the big stick bone, not wasting it at all: "Sister Ying?"

Zhao Liying stabbed her knife: "You have great respect for food! Before you eat next time, do you want to worship them first?"

Zhou Le: "Haven't you ever learned that everything is hard work?"

Zhao Liying: "I know this, what Lu Bu scolded Ding Yuan in "The Name of the Foster Father"!"

Zhou Le: "..."

[Negative Energy -3]

Guna Lizha peeled the shrimp for Zhou Le: "Every grain is fortunate to suffer from "Sympathy for the Farmers", which is a Tang poem. Who knows that every grain of food on the plate is painstaking, and I can still recite it now. Lu Bu did not have this in his time. poem."

Zhao Liying laughed out loud.

Blow up an honest man.

Zhou Le glanced at Gou Zha in disgust. It's okay for this girl to have no sense of humor, but why don't you even watch the video that pranks me?

It took a while for Zhao Liying to stop laughing: "Zhou Le, I'm here to talk to you about a new drama. This drama is a fairy tale drama in ancient costume."

Zhou Le: "It's good to be in ancient costumes. Since I was a child, I like to watch fighting TV. I have been fighting since I was a child. When I was in elementary school, as long as I had a stick in my hand, there would be no head in my life!"

Zhao Liying curled her lips: "Are you afraid of heights?"

Zhou Le shook his head: "How can I be afraid of heights when I'm so tall?"

"I asked you if you are afraid of heights, because you can hang Wia, you can't use a stand-in for this role in action scenes."

"Diao Weiya is no problem."

"The new drama is called "A Thousand Bones of Flowers". It is adapted from the novel of the same name and is expected to shoot 50 episodes. Your character is Sha Qianmo, the villain in the drama, and you have many roles..."

"No, sister Ying, why did you suddenly tell me this? Isn't it a leak?"

"Oh! I forgot to tell you that the director has already read your profile, and she also thinks you are very suitable, and is looking forward to your audition. She asked me to inform you that you will go to Shanghai for an audition next week, and try on costumes by the way. So, I just told you the basic information of this drama, so that you can prepare for the audition."

"Thank you."

"The salary is about 600 million..."

"so much?"

Zhou Le was stunned.

This is his income from ten variety shows.

Zhao Liying pouted at Gu Naliza, who put the prawns in Zhou Le's bowl and explained: "For the role of the third male lead, 600 million is the standard price of a second-tier actor, which is not high. Xiao Le, although you are very popular , but after all, you have never acted before, and Mr. Tang's second-tier salary for you is already very respectful of you."

Zhou Le looked at Zhao Liying and then at Gu Naliza: "You guys are really ruthless in making money!"

He thought he was good enough, and earned more than 200 million yuan last month, but he didn't expect that he was just a scumbag in the entertainment industry.

Gu Na Lizha proudly said: "Sister Zha, I am now a proper first-line actress. If you don't have 3000 to [-] million, you can't stop me. Hehe, is it amazing?"

"Great!"

"I'm not too expensive, there are more expensive ones. Next year I've set a movie, 3000 million. Do you know how much the leading actor is?"

"5000?"

"Multiply by two and add two thousand."

"Hey! Who is it?"

"Fault top flow Hanlu."

"Wori, his shit acting skills are worth more than 1 million?"

"You can do it if you are popular."

Zhou Le: "Tsk tsk! I can't tell, so you are a little rich woman?"

When piercing her, apart from her natural good voice, I didn't think there was anything special about it. I didn't expect her to be so rich, a rich dog.

Guna Liza: "I'm a rich woman! We don't go to variety shows to make money, but to give benefits to fans and give ourselves a holiday."

"Yes! You don't make money from being on variety shows."

Zhao Liying nodded. For actors of her level and Lizha's level, staying in variety shows is actually far less profitable than filming and accepting endorsements. To a large extent, they want to give back to fans and let themselves rest by the way.

Zhou Le realized that he was out of shape, and he was only thinking about running variety show announcements to make money.

He asked Zhao Liying again: "Have the theme song and episode of "A Thousand Bone Flowers" been decided? I can try it!"

Mosquito legs are also meat, Zhou Le does not miss any chance to make money.

Zhao Liying: "Not sure, it seems, you can try."

Zhou Le: "I have plenty of songs. Tonight, I'll look through the novel "A Thousand Bone of Flowers" to find inspiration. I'll listen to the demo for you tomorrow. If it's okay, I'll send it to the director to try my luck."

Zhao Liying didn't answer, and even wanted to give him a knife.

Can you write the theme song in one night?
Can I use dim sum!

The director thought you were unreliable when he found out about it, he was so crazy.

Moreover, "A Thousand Bones of Flowers" has already received quite a few songs, especially the song "Eternal Years" which is very nice.

Zhou Le is so frizzy, I'm afraid he can't write a better song than "Eternal"...

Next, Zhao Liying introduced the new play to Zhou Le, then patted her ass and left. As for the preparations and precautions for the audition, of course there was Gu Nali to help Zhou Le, and she could not wait to hang on Zhou Le. down.

They recorded for a while at night, Zhou Le chatted with them for a while, sang two songs, and the recording ended.

60 million in hand!
In the past, Zhou Le would have been happy for a long time, but after seeing Zhao Liying and Guna Liza's money-grabbing behavior today, he felt that 60 yuan was not worth it.

No wonder Aunt Chen Ruhan let me enter the TV industry!
In terms of celebrity status, Zhao Liying is better than Gu Na Lizha, but she is also not as good as Fan Shuangshuang. I don't know if Sister Shuang's salary is higher than Han Lu's.

Zhou Le didn't go back to Kuainan Hotel immediately, but went to Guna Liza's suite to communicate cordially.

The female assistant wanted to supervise Liza, but unexpectedly, Gu Naliza told her directly that Sister Zha wanted to play a creative game with Zhou Le, so you should go back to the room and rest first.

Shooing away the female assistant, Gu Nali took out a box as if offering a treasure, and handed it to Zhou Le fawningly:

"A little present for you!"

Zhou Le sat on the sofa and weighed the box: "What?"

Guna Liza: "Guess what?"

Zhou Le said: "Could it be a ring?"

Gou Zha had a smug smile on his face: "Will I be so perfunctory? It's a huge surprise, open it and have a look."

Zhou Le opened the box, then froze.

Inside the box is a key, a car key to be precise, with a golden coat of arms printed on the back, with a line of English and a cow inside the coat of arms.

"Lam... Lamborghini?"

Even though Zhou Letian was not afraid of anything, he stuttered a little at the moment.

Gu Naliza smiled even more happily, and sat on Zhou Le's lap with his arms around his neck: "For you! Master! The car is in the capital, turn around and drive away."

Zhou Le frowned: "I...don't have a driver's license!"

Gu Naliza said: "Then you can't drive the car for the time being, you can only drive me."

Zhou Le: "No, this gift is too expensive, you can keep it for yourself, I don't need it."

Guna Liza twisted her waist and rubbed herself up, her cheeks were slightly red: "I've already said that I'm a rich woman, why are you being polite to me? I belong to you inside and out!"

Zhou Le was not hypocritical, and accepted it calmly: "Okay, how do you want to play today?"

While rubbing against each other, Gou Zha leaned over to Zhou Le's ear and said, "Aren't you going to audition? Today Zha Gou will teach you an acting class and teach you how to act."

Also acting class?

It sounds very unreasonable!

Zhou Le nodded: "Okay! What do you want to perform?"

Guna Liza dawdled for a while, and after struggling like an electric shock, she took off her clothes and started her performance.

It starts with a warm-up crawl, then...plays a table.

She leaned back, turned her hands and feet into the four legs of the table, and her chest, belly, and lower abdomen were the tabletop. She made the table beside the sofa, motionless, and asked Zhou Le to put things on the tabletop.

Zhou Le was funny and excited, who the hell came up with this idea?Little yellow duck?
I have to say that Sister Zha's dancing skills are very solid, her body is slender and her movements are stretched, and her whole snow-white body stands on the carpet in an Ω shape, which is very stable.

Just like that, she can still chat with Zhou Le.

Zhou Le put a pack of tissues, a TV remote control, and a fruit platter on the table, which were quite stable.

While eating the fruit, he asked, "How did you do it?"

Guna Liza: "This is called an actor's sense of faith. To be an actor, you must have a sense of faith! Now, I tell myself that I am a table, so I will not move."

"You're a damn good actor!"

"That's, huh..."

Zhou Le began to check the firmness of the table. It seemed that the two table legs were not stable. After careful groping, the table shook to and fro.

The triangle is also unstable, who said that the triangle is stable?
Not long after, the table was flooded and collapsed.

Sister Zha brought a second performance: "Now I am a desk lamp!"

The lamp didn't last long.

Guna Liza returns with a third performance: "Now I'm a Carpet!"

Looking at the carpet under his feet, Zhou Le was in a strange mood. He had never stepped on such a soft carpet. The carpet worth hundreds of millions is really interesting.

After accepting the expensive gift from Gou Zha, Zhou Le abused her even harder, not treating her as a human being at all.

In the end, Gu Naliza got up again and said that she wanted to play slippers. Zhou Le couldn't bear it and slapped her. Gu Na Liza was very happy, and then Zhou Le threw her on the bed and pressed her down.

[Negative Energy -198]

Guna Liza was stunned, she didn't expect happiness to come so suddenly.

Of course, Zhou Le didn't make her happy for too long, and immediately switched to a brutal mode, giving her endless pain.

[Negative Energy +57]

[Negative Energy +132]

[Negative Energy +188]

Zhou Le has now mastered the core means to extract Sister Zha's negative energy.

The lovely Guna Liza challenged the limits of human beings again and again, tears streaming down her face with happiness and joy.

Protein intake is seriously exceeded.

【Cultivation degree: 25%】

After the end, this well-behaved and beautiful woman knelt down in front of Zhou Le and said love words, vowing to each other, wishing to give her heart to Zhou Le.

Zhou Le was very moved: "How about we fall in love?"

Guna Liza refused, and you don't like me... Go and fall in love with the girl you like, Zhagou will always belong to you.

Zhou Le returned to Kuainan Hotel at [-] o'clock. He had just bid farewell to his boy body and was so energetic that he couldn't fall asleep, so he randomly found a karaoke room to do a demo.

The next day, the recording of "The Idol is Coming" continued. Zhou Le found Zhao Liying to listen to the demo during the recording break. If she thought it was okay, she sent it to the crew for a try.

Not one, but three.

Zhao Liying was stunned, what kind of talent is this?Three songs in one night?Still so nice?

Zhou Le modestly said that they were all inspirations from previous records, and they were randomly pieced together.

Chen Ruhan simply recommended a treasure to "A Thousand Bone of Flowers"!

Zhao Liying immediately sent the demo to the director and producer.

Before the recording of the show was finished, Zhao Liying told Zhou Le: "The director asked if you were still in Changsha tomorrow, and she wanted to come over in person to ask you to audition, and talk about the song by the way."

Didn't you say that you will go to Shang Hai for an audition next week?
Why did it suddenly change to tomorrow?Or did the director come to audition in person?

Obviously, Zhou Le's three songs gave the director a lot of shock, not to mention whether Zhou Le is suitable for the role of Sha Qianmo, these three god-level music works alone are worth a visit for her.

Zhou Le said: "Tomorrow I will record "Star Detective" and I will go to the capital the day after tomorrow, but it will be very late tomorrow. I will ask Mr. He later."

"Okay! I'll also tell the director about the situation."

Zhao Liying became more and more fascinated by Zhou Le, he is really a musical genius! -
PS: [-] words for today!Today I wasted all afternoon on home appliances, so I lost [-] words.Now I owe a total of [-] words, Mushroom will definitely make up for it!
(End of this chapter)