The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 111 How dare you lie to others with your IQ?
"Ah? Boss Zhen begging to die?!"

Zhou Le was shocked after hearing the explanations given by several guests, his acting skills were really exaggerated.

Gu Naliza was overwhelmed by it, wow~ her husband's acting skills are awesome!

He Jiong immediately complained: "You still go to acting? While there is still time, let's learn acting skills."

When the first program was broadcast, all kinds of fans of Zhou Le were pleasantly surprised. What inside information does Mr. He know?Zhou Le is going to act?TV show or movie?
But Zhou Le said: "Let's not talk about skills, civilized you and me."

He Jiong: "..."

[Negative Energy +11]

This bad boy is really annoying~
Every time you slap someone, the angle is so tricky!

Zhou Le was stunned, why did 11 come?Inexplicable random entry...

Wang Ou looked closely at Zhou Le from a close distance, and felt that this guest had something. It is rare to see people who can beat both Sa Beiyu and He Jiong. That’s right, he is the man who abused King Yan and Sun Leihong on the trending searches. Why? Good guy maybe?
Sister Ou is beautiful and royal, the program team gave her a close-up, the little eyes on Zhou Le are simply amazing.

Zhou Le was still performing hard, shouting about why the boss lost my salary and who would pay me.

Wang Ou waited for him to finish his performance, and asked gently: "This overly handsome gentleman, who are you?"

Sa Beiyu's face twitched, and he suppressed a smile, saying in his heart that Wang Ouzhen had double standards, and he was not so gentle and charming to me at ordinary times, so she would avoid it even if I got tricked.

He Jiong secretly hit Lao Sa, isn't this normal?Women in the entertainment industry are all good-looking animals.

Not to mention, the ghost Wu Jieying looked at Zhou Le and was stunned.

Men will be dazed when they see beautiful women, and women will also be dazed when they see handsome men.

Zhou Le showed his badge: "I am the senior porter of this company, Zhou Porter!"

Detective Ou touched Zhou Le's chest... and said: "Does such a high-tech company need you to move things?"

Zhou Le was about to drive when Sa Beiyu interrupted the casting.

Lao Sa pointed to He Jiong and said, "Oh, I'm sorry, miss, all the products in our company are expensive, and it's overkill to use them to move things. Only such goods are worthy of moving things in our company."

As he spoke, he pointed at Zhou Le again.

Wang Erjia immediately reached out to stop Zhou Le, fearing that Zhou Le would violently beat Sa Beiyu, and everyone would have a bad impression of Zhou Le.

He Jiong immediately smoothed things over: "This robot only teases love..."

Zhou Le didn't take jokes as much as they imagined, and stepped on the gas pedal to the end: "Detective, he said you are a lady!"

Old Sa: "Pfft..."

He Jiong and Guigui laughed together.

Wang Ou stared at Zhou Le: "He can't call me eldest sister, can he?"

Zhou Le ignored her and turned to Sa Beiyu: "What is your identity? Restaurant waiter?"

Sa Beiyu: "I am Assistant Sa, the boss's senior assistant!"

Zhou Le: "Looks like an aunt who sweeps the toilet."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

I couldn't help it, the guests laughed wildly, and even the director team on the opposite side burst into laughter. It wasn't that Zhou Le was so humorous, it was because he complained too accurately.

Today Sa Beiyu's makeup is really frustrating, she looks old, ugly and ghostly.

Sa Beiyu retorted: "You are a bit insulting, at least you have to deal with sex, right? I am full of male hormones..."

Wang Ou: "It's really like an aunt."

Sa Beiyu: "Are you blind too? I am Shengshi Meiyan..."

Wang Ou: "Okay, everyone go to the exhibition hall to prove their absence."

The guests began to turn around.

Sa Beiyu chased after Wang Ou and said, "I am Shengshi Meiyan!"

Zhou Le: "I don't know if you are prosperous or not. It can be seen that you need beauty very much. The crow's feet are almost cracked to the back of your head. In the later stage, the teacher remembers to add a triple filter for him."

Sa Beiyu was stunned again, and the guests laughed together.

[Negative Energy +22]

"Star Detective" has a fixed recording process. Generally, after the incident, each will release an alibi, followed by three rounds of evidence collection and centralized reasoning, and finally a private vote. The guest with the most votes will be locked in a cage.

This is a variety show that relies entirely on the script. If it is not done well, it will make people feel fake and dull.

Fortunately, the regular guests of this show are very good at doing tricks within the rules, and the flying guests they invite are also good at doing tricks, such as Zhou Le.

Inviting Zhou Le to this show is not because of his popularity, or because of He Jiong's relationship, but purely because he can play.

No, as soon as the self-certification session started, Zhou Le got on the expressway.

Wang Erjia: "At 41:[-], I remembered something and forgot to tell the boss, so I went to his room to look for him again, and found the boss lying on the ground twitching."

Sa Beiyu immediately performed, collapsed on the sofa and twitched.

Wang Ou smiled: "Is that so?"

Wang Erjia shook his head: "It's not that powerful."

Zhou Le: "He just twitched? Did he bark?"

Wang Erjia: "Huh?"

On the opposite side, Sa Beiyu, Guigui and He Jiong all laughed, and then they all looked at the front program group, that Guna Liza who was mixed in with the staff.

Wang Ou suppressed a smile and asked Wang Erjia: "Is there a cry?"

Wang Erjia explained: "The boss didn't make a sound, just convulsed, and then died."

Wang Ou asked Zhou Le: "Why do you ask if there is a call?"

Zhou Le: "I also want to find out the cause of the boss's death. Generally speaking, when the body starts to twitch violently, it means that he has lost control of his body. The twitches will cause drastic changes in the abdominal cavity and thoracic cavity, resulting in whimpering." and shouts."

Wang Ou leaned forward and stared at Zhou Le: "You understand it very well!"

Zhou Le is serious: "Sometimes I will lose my hand..."

He Jiong shouted: "Enough! Wang Erjia continues."

Zhou Le immediately shut up, speeding, this is not good.

Among the crowd, Guna Liza, who was watching the play, blushed for no reason, because I taught him too much.

Wang Erjia also covered her face and snickered: "I don't have any."

Zhou Le chimed in: "Sister Ou, you should find someone else, he really has nothing left."

Wang Ou was so angry that he threw a pillow at Zhou Le: "You are such a bad mouth!"

Zhou Le felt very happy.

When the show was broadcast, passers-by and viewers only felt that the impression was subverted. They thought that the popular fried chicken Zhou Le was the kind of person with a heavy idol burden. Sa Beiyu is faster.

Many people have started to become fans. Such a fun artist is rare, mainly because he dares to say anything and does not treat the audience as outsiders.

Many viewers understood that Zhou Le did not learn all this knowledge from Gu Naliza?
But Zhou Le's fans watched the show differently.

Girl fans are a little disappointed, brother is actually a minion?He was defiled by women!He is not a virgin anymore!

Sand sculpture fans are very happy, this thing is really awesome to drive.

The little black fans are happier, and some are black again. Zhou Le has no quality, no education, and a royal sex!
The mother fan was so happy that her son was so cute driving a car. I really wanted to take him back to the place where life began.

In the show, there are three double sofas in the exhibition hall. From right to left, they are Guigui, He Jiong, Sa Beiyu, Wang Ou, Zhou Le and Wang Erjia. Wang Ou unconsciously leans towards Zhou Le, shoulder to shoulder with him , mainly because he was afraid that Sa Beiyu would suddenly make a move.

Detective Ou began to question Assistant Sa, who knew nothing about everything. As an assistant, he hadn't seen the boss for a week, and everyone showed doubts.

Facing Wang Ou's questioning, Sa Beiyu explained: "When he doesn't call me, I'm like a concubine, do you understand?"

Wang Ou: "I don't understand."

Zhou Le: "A good-looking concubine like him usually lives in the cold palace and never sees the emperor."

Wang Ou smiled immediately: "Then I understand."

Sa Beiyu feigned anger: "Hey, you really talk a lot! We are talking about the case, what's the matter with you?"

Wang Ou patted Zhou Le on the shoulder: "I also found out that Zhou Le really likes to interrupt."

Zhou Le helped Wang Ou out of the siege: "Everyone knows that besides the social cow, I am also a chatterbox and have no manners."

Sa Beiyu continued to tease Wang Ou: "I'm like a concubine. When the emperor didn't turn over my brand name, I couldn't go to the emperor and ask, does the emperor need it tonight?"

Wang Ou was overjoyed again and couldn't stop laughing.

Or if this show is full of racing drivers, a mature Yujie like Wang Ou is a dirty girl who not only knows a lot, but is also good at associating.

Zhou Le looked Wang Ou up and down with a man's eyes. Her face is the standard Yujie's face. She is tall and slender, with very long legs. She is very sexy when her legs are crossed. However, although she is thin, her breasts are very predictable. , should be C, the size of Red Fuji, much stronger than Gouza.

Wang Ou noticed Zhou Le's gaze, turned to face him, raised his head and chest confidently and asked, "Next, Zhou's alibi."

"Uh……"

Zhou Le was stunned suddenly, and the latter stage was a non-still picture.

Driving too much, I suddenly forgot the content of my script.

The guests and the program team all laughed, and they could only call the card if it didn't work, and asked Zhou Le to read the script again and continue recording.

Fortunately, Zhou Le had enough brains, so he quickly remembered: "I am the porter of this company. I have been working here for a year, and I have grown from a junior porter to a senior porter now..."

Wang Ou: "This is a high-tech company with so many jobs, why do you insist on being a porter?"

Before Zhou Le could speak, Sa Beiyu took the bait and began to explain the background of today's story to the guests and the audience. It is roughly the polarization of human beings in the future world. The elites are all engaged in artificial intelligence, and everyone else is the lower class.

After finishing speaking, Lao Sa stabbed Zhou Le with a knife: "He is the first to be eliminated."

Zhou Le: "We are the same kind."

Sa Beiyu: "Pfft~"

Unable to refute, because he himself is only an assistant.

After asking a few more words, Wang Ou asked the last question: "If you can't see the boss with your identity, why are you at the scene of the crime?"

Zhou Le shrugged: "I've already returned home from get off work, and it was Wang Erjia who brought me to the sex scene."

Wang Ou was laughed at again, and began to punch Zhou Le with small fists.

Late Huazi - Ouda Zhoule~
He Jiong: "What scene?"

Zhou Le: "Scene of making love."

"case!"

"Love!"

"Everyone understand, Zhou Le didn't drive on purpose this time, it's because he has an accent after staying in Sichuan for too long."

He Jiong helped Zhou Le round the field.

Zhou Le did not drive, and explained: "It's like this, such as the brain."

Then came the alibi of the robot He Jiong, who said that all the gates were unlocked, including his room.

Sa Beiyu answered immediately: "You still said you didn't lose your money?"

Wang Ou was already laughing and collapsed on Zhou Le's shoulder, her body kept shaking, Sa Beiyu on the left and Zhou Le on the right, she just subconsciously chose to fall to the handsome side.

However, Lao Sa pulled her back the next moment, with a jealous look on his face.

Finally, the alibi of the robot tester Guigui was questioned by everyone, revealing his intimate relationship with the robot He Jiong.

Wang Ou asked: "Ghost, why did you fall in love with a robot?"

Zhou Le: "Because she wants to get away."

Wang Ou hit Zhou Le again: "It's so annoying! Can you shut up! Goose goose..."

The other guests laughed too hard. As expected of Zhou Le, he dared to say anything.

Not to be outdone, Sa Beiyu said wretchedly, "Guigui is specially testing the love robot He Jiong in secret. They test behind closed doors. Everyone in the company wants to know what they are testing."

Wang Ou covered his face and laughed.

Zhou Le: "Sister, what are you laughing at?"

Wang Ou stared at Zhou Le with strange eyes, close at hand, with an expression that both you and I know clearly, and the little guy still wants to talk to me.

The first session was successfully recorded, the artists took a break, and the staff pushed a small cart full of drinks and pastries and snacks. This is where the variety show crew is better than the TV drama crew.

Zhou Le took a bottle of yogurt and a bottle of Coke, unscrewed the yogurt and handed it to Guna Liza, who came up to him. Sister Zha kept flattering Zhou Le, praising him for his good sense of variety.

Wang Ou was drinking coffee and touching up makeup beside him: "Liza, you praised the wrong direction, you should praise him for his good driving skills."

Guna Liza: "What driving skills? Is it just telling jokes?"

Wang Ou: "Does he usually drive with you?"

Guna Liza shook her head resolutely: "No, Xiao Le is a very conservative man."

Wang Ou laughed: "Puff goose goose..."

How stupid must this woman be to think that Zhou Le is a conservative person?

Through this period of contact, Wang Ou obviously felt that Zhou Le is a very good person. With his good looks and speaking skills, he can build a huge harem in the entertainment industry. Not to mention, Miss Ou Facing Zhou Le, my heart beat faster.

I know he's a bad guy, but I still can't help being moved.

At this time, Sa Beiyu came to Wang Ou's side: "Detective Ou, we haven't been in pairs to search evidence together for a long time."

The right to collect evidence and group is in the hands of the detectives, and Lao Sa wants to be with Wang Ou so that he can tease her conveniently.

This is also for the effect of the show!

Wang Ou looked vigilant: "I will not be with you! You are a pervert!"

too direct.

Sa Beiyu is very thick-skinned: "The sex is also because you are too beautiful, it's all your fault, you have to be responsible to me."

Wang Ou smiled weakly: "You are so annoying..."

Sa Beiyu: "Let me in!"

"oops!"

"I said let me join your group, what do you think?"

"Bah! I choose Zhou Le."

"Why? He is also a pervert!"

"He's handsome! If you're both attractive, of course you'll choose the most handsome one, right Liza?"

Wang Ouli said bluntly.

Guna stood up for it: "Yes! Sister Ou chose well! My little Le is very generous, you can rub him casually."

Sa Beiyu complained: "Is it Zhou Le's generosity? Is this your generosity?"

Wang Ou also thinks that Gu Na Liza is too generous. This kind of selfless and willing to share spirit is admirable, and Zhou Le has trained him very well.

Want to see how they play.

Here, Zhou Le is already lying on a chair and playing mobile games, recording indoor variety shows is easy.

Guna Liza leaned over: "Le, Wang Ou is so beautiful! She has a better figure!"

Zhou Le is squatting on the grass: "Yes."

Guna Liza whispered to Mimi: "Take her down!"

Startled, Zhou Le looked up at Gou Zha, only to see her eyes were full of evil.

"Are you crazy?"

Zhou Le scolded, recording a show will ruin someone?is it possible?

Gu Naliza stopped talking, and leisurely looked at Wang Ou who was not far away, who was putting on makeup, her eyes wandered back and forth on her beautiful legs and chest, her little brain began to spin rapidly, but... she couldn't think of a way out , So she picked up her mobile phone and started asking for help off the court.

In the dormitory group, Xiao Huang Ya, Wu You and Yang Caiyu heard that Gou Zha was going to help the master manage Wang Ou, and they became enthusiastic and offered advice one after another.

Dogs are man's most faithful friend!
Gu Naliza is loyal and steadfast to Zhou Lena.

After finishing his makeup, Wang Ou drank his coffee gracefully, but suddenly felt a chill down his back, as if he was being watched.

Her intuition has always been very accurate. Every time she is a detective in this show, she wins by intuition.

"Sister Ou! Your makeup today is amazing!"

Guna forcefully barged over to get close.

Wang Ou asked vigilantly, "Which phase of my makeup doesn't look good?"

Guna Liza: "They all look good, but today's body is the most distinctive. You should be a robot, as perfect as a man-made one."

Wang Ou: "Manufactured? I didn't have plastic surgery!"

"I didn't say you had plastic surgery, I just praised you for your beauty."

"I can hear it, but I think you have bad intentions."

"Ah? How come? Haha~"

"There is evil in your eyes, what is the purpose of coming to chat with me?"

This is the difference between a smart person and an idiot, and someone like Guna Liza can't fool Wang Ou no matter what.

Guna's eyes rolled wildly, and she began to argue: "What purpose can I have? Everyone is a girl, what can I lie to you? I just want to make friends with you."

Wang Ou laughed, very disgusted, how dare you come out to deceive people with your IQ?

What this little thing said, in turn, was all her thoughts.

The purpose of Guna Lizha is not for herself, she is a girl but not a man, she is helping her man to deceive Wang Ou, she wants to deceive Wang Ou and Zhou Le to become that kind of good friends.

Wang Oula passed Guna Lizha, leaned into her ear and whispered: "You can't satisfy him alone, can you?"
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PS: Here is a [-]-word chapter, and there will be another update in the evening.

(End of this chapter)