The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 120 Heh~ Straight man!

Zhou Le: "I accepted a film where the character's skin color was fairer. The director asked me to do laser whitening. I thought you knew that, sister. After all, you are now a few shades paler than when you first debuted."

Direba took a deep breath: "You can turn white with a milk bath."

[Negative Energy +79]

Zhou Le asked again: "Do you know where you can get porcelain teeth?"

Dire Liba: "..."

[Negative Energy +125]

Female stars all do laser whitening, for example, Guna Liza does it every half a month, making her whole body white and tender, like milk, and some even get porcelain teeth, a mouthful of dazzling white teeth It's very abrupt, it just so happens that Dire Liba has done all these things.

Zhou Le deliberately angered her and took out negative energy from her body.

In fact, doing medical beauty is nothing in the entertainment industry. Even Zhou Le's master, Uncle Wang, does it. Otherwise, his image of being an old bacon when he debuted can become a reverse growth in the eyes of netizens?
After all, most artists will not admit it, they will only market their natural beauty.

So when Zhou Le repeatedly mentioned the content of medical beauty, Di Reliba was really uncomfortable. Fortunately, she was supposed to perform on stage in the next group, so she ran away with her skirt in her hands.

Li Haorong got up slowly and walked out: "Zhou Leni is really not a human being, he is a guest."

Zhou Le smiled and said, "Guest? On this show, even if Adele comes, she has to give me two Huazi."

That's how arrogant it is!

Li Haorong: "You fucking..."

Cheng Xiao gave a thumbs up: "Zhou Le is a dick!"

Zhou Le: "..."

[Negative Energy -9]

If you can't speak, just shut up!
When Dire Liba came back from the performance, she sat in Li Haorong's seat, far away from Zhou Le, and was afraid.

She finally understood the feelings of those celebrities who were dissed by Zhou Le. He is not human at all.

The last song is "MASK" by Zhang Xingyi and Wang Yizi.

Zhou Le looked at the big screen and commented: "The dance part is great and very impactful, but the singing skills... need to be improved. Has Mr. Zhang Xingyi practiced dancing these years? There is no progress in vocal music."

Di Reliba stared at Zhou Le dumbfounded, is this what you can comment on?
Li Haorong said: "There is a specialization in art! Like me, I can't dance. The dance part is thanks to Teacher Liba."

Zhou Le: "Senior Sister Liba's dance is also very average. Her dance is quite beautiful, but her physical fitness and strength are completely unable to support singing and dancing performances, let alone singing skills. Her breath is all messed up."

Dire Liba asked: "Am I not a good dancer?"

Zhou Le asked with a smile: "I heard that senior sister came from a musical family?"

"Uh... I grew up learning to dance more..."

Di Reliba choked immediately, it was so embarrassing, Zhou Le, that bastard, which pot does not open and which pot to lift!
She can't sing!
[Negative Energy +155]

Zhou Le is satisfied, senior sister is so moist!
Zhang Xingyi is not here and can only rely on Li Haorong to smooth things over: "Liba, don't be surprised, our show is so frank, the instructors and students are straightforward, there is no other meaning."

Subtext: Zhou Le has other meanings, but bear with it.

Dire Liba could only swallow her anger.

I muttered in my heart, let you bully me, I will ask sister Mi to teach you a lesson when I go back, Yang Mi has a lot of connections and a great position, so he will definitely fix you up.

Dire Liba is an actress under Yang Mi's company. After she became popular, Yang Mi often took her to various shows and activities, and he valued her quite a lot. Of course, it was also because of her background.

When the performance of "MASK" ended, the time came to nine o'clock.

The semi-final performance ended.

Under the organization of the program group, [-] spectators voted on the spot to score each intern.

The mentors and interns left the backstage and returned to the castle, preparing to record the next elimination session.

The passage in the backstage is relatively narrow, and there are too many staff, which leads to some congestion.

The interns all stood aside obediently, letting the instructors go first, and the instructors brought a lot of assistants, coupled with mutual humility for a while, it was completely blocked.

The instructors asked Dire Liba to go first, but Liba gave way with four assistants.

Zhou Le couldn't bear it anymore, and propped his long arms against the wall, completely stuck Dire Liba and her assistants to death, and then pushed Cheng Xiao forward: "Whoever performs first goes first."

Dire Liba felt uncomfortable for a while, did we take advantage of you for a long time?
Shouldn't it be in the order of coffee?
[Negative Energy +38]

Several assistants were also furious, this Zhou Le was too ignorant of martial arts, sooner or later he would be blocked.

They hurriedly embraced Liba, ready to go out, but they were pushed to the side.

Huang Penghao, 11 and Dong Yanyan rushed over. As Brother Le said, whoever performs first will leave first, then we will not be polite. Brother Le's rules are rules.

Di Reliba was speechless again, it doesn't matter who goes first, don't hit anyone!

Li Haorong blinked his small eyes: "Haha, don't be surprised, our program focuses on frankness."

Zhang Xingyi sniggered at the side, Zhou Le was really intimidating.

Half an hour later, in the castle lecture hall, under the witness of six instructors and nine goddesses, the semi-final performance was performed by [-] live audiences and the scoring results were announced.

1. Zhou Le: 89.2 points.

2, 11: 77.4 points.

3. Huang Penghao: 74.1 points.

4. Fan Pipi: 69.6 points.

……

Another five interns with low scores were eliminated on the spot. There was a lot of crying at the scene, the eliminated ones cried, and the friends of the eliminated students also cried.

Zhou Le doesn't care, he only cares about the rating of this show.

Dong Yanyan in his group ranked No.52.1 with 14 points and was not eliminated. If Zhou Le hadn't brought this guy, let alone [-]th or [-]th, it would be difficult for him. So, when he saw the students crying together, Had a good laugh.

Don't you all recognize your father?Deserved to be eliminated!

It doesn't matter whether Dong Shiyan can make it to the top 9, what's the big deal if he can't debut in a group?
Brother Le is my father, why don't you worry about your future?
Then the teams were regrouped, and the finals were divided into three teams with five players in each team. Therefore, Fan Pipi abandoned Wang Yizi and returned to the Le Kunhaoshi team. The thickest thighs had to be picked.

The five eliminated students packed their belongings and left the castle on the spot.

The semi-final recording is completely over.

The idol trainees went to rehearse separately in groups, and the mentors were taken to rest by the staff, and the program team prepared some drinks and supper for them. This program is still very considerate to the mentors, after all, they are all famous artists.

There is still the last day of the competition, and tomorrow a 9-member team will be determined. The students are nervous and excited.

Before leaving, Direba looked back and did not see any joy or excitement on Zhou Le's face. He won the first place in the vote, but he frowned, as if he was not very happy.

A few of his henchmen were making him laugh, Fan Pipi was making faces, and one was sliding on his knees.

Liba's face was full of disgust, what kind of cows and horses are they?
She suspected that Zhou Le was pretending.

An annoying voice suddenly came from the side: "What are you looking at? Have you ever seen such a handsome male star? You don't really have a crush on him, do you?"

Dire Liba turned her head and stared at Cheng Xiao: "Dogs like him!"

Cheng Xiao: "Who are you scolding?"

Dire Liba walked away proudly holding her skirt and clutching her chest, while the four assistants glared at Cheng Xiao one by one.

Cheng Xiao gritted his teeth angrily, what a great thing to have an assistant?When I become popular, I will invite eight muscular women to be my assistants, and I will hit you every time I see you.

Tomorrow's final round is also called debut night.

The program group did not prepare songs for everyone, but asked the students to sing their own original works. This was a rule set from the beginning, not to highlight Zhou Le.

The idol trainees started creating three months ago.

Contestants with certain original abilities like 11, Wang Yizi, and Wang Kailin have already prepared songs, and they have been modified, adjusted and arranged by the vocal teachers of the program group. The new songs have reached a certain level.

11 Because he is in Zhou Le's group, he doesn't have to show the crap he writes to embarrass people.

The song prepared by Wang Yizi's group is called "Forever Remember", and that of Ah Gui Wang Kailin's group is "Listen to My Rap".

Zhou Le has never heard of their works, but thinks of Alexander.

The "Idol Intern" program started more than two months ago, Zhou Le felt the pressure for the first time, and he complained about the program team in his heart. You guys are so good at making things in front of you, why did you wither in the end?
What original debut song, brandishing a knife from the palace?
These people are already low-level, so you let them write their own songs?Even if there are music teachers from the program group to help, but... what level are the music teachers in the program group?
Don't you have any clues?
The difficulty of upgrading the program from A-level to S-level is infinitely magnified...

Fortunately, Zhou Le was prepared, and now he can only rely on himself to amplify his moves. Only by producing a work of Wang Zha level can he have a chance to give it a go.

At ten o'clock in the evening, Zhou Le and his four sons were listening to new songs in rehearsal room No. 3.

That's right, new songs... guys.

There are a lot of new song demos lying on Zhou Le's computer. Anyway, the songs are not worth much. He usually buys more songs he likes to practice arrangement and tuning, and now they come in handy.

Huang Penghao said: "They all sound good, every song sounds good, why don't we go together? Let's hold a concert."

Zhou Le: "Get lost!"

Fan Pipi shouted: "There are so many songs that I can't finish singing. This is good. I will ask my sister to buy some songs and make an album for me."

Huang Penghao: "Didn't you stop singing after your debut? Make a lot of money!"

Fan Pipi: "You know what a fart! My sister is a fool with a lot of money. If you don't cheat her, who will you cheat? Let her buy one song for 200 million, and five songs can earn my brother 1000 million. Isn't it good?"

Dong Yanyan echoed: "Fragrant!"

Huang Penghao has a bad mouth every day: "Brother, do you want your sister's stinky money? Hehe~ Let her exchange the car light!"

Therefore, Fan Pipi beat Huang Penghao again, and Dong Yanyan persuaded him to fight.

11 moved closer to Zhou Le and said, "Brother, actually the song "Ni Lin" you prepared earlier is already awesome enough, there is no need to change the song."

Yes, Zhou Le asked them to listen to the song together, just to change the repertoire for tomorrow's final.

Zhou Le pointed to the refrigerator.

The small refrigerator is a special treatment given by the program group, it is used to put popsicles and cold hot pot dishes for Zhou Le.

11 took out a yellow popsicle from the refrigerator, opened it, and handed it to Zhou Le.

Zhou Le took a sip of the popsicle: ""Ni Lin" is not enough..."

11: "Why is it not enough? This song is in the domestic rap circle, and it is also the top existence. It is as explosive as "Nunchaku"! Only the god-like "In the Name of the Father" can be better than it."

Zhou Le shook his head: "I mean, this song is not enough for the final of "Idol Trainee". I hope the final will be even crazier, so that this show will attract more people's attention and be affirmed by audiences across the country."

In other words, it is to evolve from an A-level variety show to an S-level.

11 was very touched. It turned out that Brother Le was here to help us. The more popular the show, the higher the starting point of the interns who formed the group, and the more popular they became.

Zhou Le didn't need these things, he was already popular, so he did all this for us.

11 with reddish eye circles: "Thank you brother! You will always be our boss!"

Zhou Le disdained: "Nonsense! Do you still want to usurp the throne? You are the only one who deserves it? Veggie!"

11 giggling.

Zhou Le: "I think what Huang Penghao said is right. Why do we have to sing only one song? There is no fixed duration for a performance, so we choose two songs."

11: "Brother, it's all our fault for costing you money."

Zhou Le took the computer: "In my eyes, you are just a bunch of hot chicks, why fight?"

11: "We can be popular, all thanks to brother."

He felt that he was out of luck. "Idol Trainee" was just a test variety show on the Qiqi platform. The show is not popular at all, and if the show is not popular, these interns will not have a bright future.

Zhou Le ate the popsicle, called up the demos of the two songs and said, "These two songs! We compiled these two songs together, and the effect must be very good."

11's nose was sour: "This is too wasteful, our program is not worthy..."

He has just listened to these two songs, one is Nop and the other is Ah Er's style. Frankly speaking, these two songs are indeed better than "Ni Lin", not even better than "In the Name of the Father" Difference.

It would be a waste to pick any one song on this show, let alone take out two songs at once, 11 is so moved.

Zhou Le: "That's it."

In order to earn rewards for program upgrades, Zhou Le was willing to give up the two songs.

At this time, the door of the practice room opened.

Cheng Xiao walked in with an induction cooker and a copper pot: "Dangdangdangdang~"

The expected enthusiastic cheers did not come.

Three people on the ground wrestled together, two were swearing, and one was calling Dad.

At the table, Zhou Le and 11 looked at the computer, 11 was about to cry.

Cheng Xiao: "Get up! Let's eat boiled mutton!"

Behind him, Li Haorong and Dire Liba came in one by one. They came to "guidance" Team Zhou Le.

The semi-final stage of "Idol Trainee" is more like a benefit for fans of the show.

When it comes to the final stage, the instructors no longer need to go on stage, but sit in the audience to comment and score as before. Their scores will become a reference for promotion in addition to online voting.

Before the competition, the instructors could not be idle, so the six instructors were assigned to three groups for professional guidance.

Nai Xiao must stick to Zhou Le, so this group is short of a vocal instructor, so Li Haorong chose this group.

In the end, Dire Liba was also stuffed by the program crew, and these were all recorded during their break.

Originally, Di Reliba didn't want to come here, but the program team told her that in each feature film, the daily shots of Zhou Le's group were several times that of other groups. If she went to other groups to direct, there were not many shots.

Di Reliba compromised, she was on the show just for the camera.

In the words of Sister Mi, when the popularity is not obvious enough, you have to go around to show your presence and make others think that you are really popular.

However, after coming to the rehearsal room of this group, Di Reliba regretted it again and dared not enter the door.

The fighting trio blocked the door.

Milk Xiao couldn't move at all, so he stepped over the three of them and walked in, starting to fiddle with the induction cooker and copper pot.

Li Haorong smiled and said, "Are you a little worried about their mental state?"

Di Geriba: "Aren't you worried?"

Fighting on the show is outrageous enough, why do you still bite?

Li Haorong: "I'm not worried. In this group, except for 11 who are normal, the others are mentally ill. Zhou Le is the most insane. The current situation only shows that their condition is very stable."

Dire Liba was amused: "Okay, a group of boys... can understand."

Then, she and Li Haorong hit the nail on the head together, and stepped over the three of them into the rehearsal room.

Zhou Le licked the popsicle: "Senior sister also likes to eat boiled mutton?"

Dire Liba was very angry: "I was sent by the program team to guide you in rehearsal."

Zhou Le: "Huh?"

11 translated: "I just came here to catch the camera. After all, she is the only flying guest on our show. The program team needs to give her more shots."

Zhou Le suddenly realized: "Oh...please sit down, please sit down."

Di Reliba felt stabbed, and seriously doubted whether Li Haorong's eyes were open. Which eye of yours sees 11 as a normal person?
She sat down and corrected, "I'm here to guide you."

Zhou Le: "Guiding what?"

11 Daily translation: "Of course she is not worthy of directing me, but if the plot requires it, I will cooperate with her in acting, so that the audience will think, wow~ So Dire Liba's musical attainments are so high! It's like that."

Zhou Le: "Understood."

Dire Liba: "..."

[Negative Energy +69]

A shameful number.

Zhou Le glanced at Di Reliba, took a popsicle in his mouth, and went to the refrigerator to get vegetables, all of which were the raw food takeaways he had ordered before, all of which were mutton.

Soon, Zhou Le, Eleven and the three instructors sat around the copper pot, but the soup hadn't boiled yet.

Fan Pipi got up immediately: "Pause!"

The other two ignored him and rushed to the table to grab their seats.

Li Haorong laughed until he lost his eyes: "The three of you simply don't want to work! You pretended to be everyone, really convinced."

Huang Penghao handed Dire Liba's dipping sauce to Zhou Le: "We really fought because of the headlights..."

Fan Pipi grabbed him by the neck, not letting him speak.

Dire Liba looked at the dipping dish, speechless, so she had to hit another one, and then it was taken away by Cheng Xiao, and another one was taken away by Fan Pipi, and they co-operated to treat me as a tool man?
[Negative Energy +29]

She froze and finished everyone's dipping dishes, and everyone didn't even say thank you. The main point of this show is frankness.

Li Haorong: "Zhou Le, I heard that your new song tomorrow will be even better, let's listen to it."

Milk Xiao: ""Ni Lin"! That song is called "Ni Lin"! The super invincible universe is the most beautiful..."

Di Geriba: ""Nunchaku" is already very powerful, can it be better than this?"

Milk Xiao: ""Nunchaku" is just dessert, "Nian Lin" is the main meal!"

11: "Sister, we changed the song."

Milk Xiao: "Huh? Why? That song is so good..."

11: "I changed to two better songs."

Everyone was interested and clamored for Zhou Le to play the demo.

Zhou Le was making a spicy dipping dish for himself. He was not used to sesame sauce. After hearing everyone's calls, he was a little flustered. He took a bite of the popsicle and handed it to Dire Liba: "Please help me, senior sister."

Dire Liba took it subconsciously: "..."

who am I?
where am I?
[Negative Energy +99]

Why should I help him get the popsicles he ate?Neuropathy!

Damn, it turned out to be pineapple flavored...

Zhou Le got up to get the computer.

11 The eyes are resentful, why does my brother ask Dire Liba to help him get the popsicles?How can she be assigned to help you?do i have no hands
The demo of the first song started to play, and it was not much different from the record. This is Zhou Le's strength.

Li Haorong was very excited when he heard it: "This, this... is this a song written by a person?"

Nai Xiao worshiped, the master is really too strong!
Di Reliba took the paper and picked up the melted popsicle, thinking, Zhou Le didn't pretend to be aggressive, he was really pure and strong, stronger than any musician in this era, this song almost made her listen Cried, thanks to Popsicle for helping her play.

The second blues song once again amazed everyone.

Dire Liba stared blankly at Zhou Le, as if looking at a fairy, is he still human?
Zhou Le closed the laptop: "That's the two songs, I'm going to insert the second song into the interlude of the first song and make it into a skewer..."

Li Haorong took the lead in applauding, convinced.

Di Reliba also wanted to applaud, and almost touched a popsicle, and was startled: "Ah~"

Zhou Le snatched back his popsicle: "Why are there so many missing?"

Dire Liba blushed: "It melted...it melted."

Zhou Le sucked the popsicle: "I hope it really melts."

Dire Liba blushed even more, what do you mean?Would I still steal your popsicles?Female celebrities have image requirements, and they are not allowed to stuff sticks into their mouths in public.

On the side, Cheng Xiao swallowed a fresh cucumber in one bite, there is no such rule in South Korea, and the female artist over there even gnaws on the microphone when distracted.

The soup in the pot boiled, and everyone began to boil the mutton.

Zhou Le explained: "These two songs are not to say that they are much better than "Ni Lin". That’s why I decided to change the song.”

Li Haorong recognized it very much, and chatted with Zhou Le about the details of the adaptation, and he was the only mentor in the whole show to chat with Zhou Le about the creation.

Di Reliba didn't understand. She felt that there was absolutely no need for Zhou Le to waste such two good songs.

He is so popular, why not keep good songs?

You know, for the new songs sung in the show, the show group has the right to commercialize the live version.

Is he stupid?

11 saw her doubts, and quietly explained: "Brother Le is trying to help us, raise the show's level with two top-notch songs, and let more people see us, lest we go out of style as soon as we debut, he is very unselfishness."

Although Dire Liba didn't understand, she was greatly shocked.

Could it be...Zhou Le is really such a generous and selfless person?He is obviously so bad in private, how did he tame Guna Liza and Cheng Xiao?

After taking a bite of hot-boiled mutton, Di Reliba suddenly thought, I heard that Zhou Le treats everyone to a big meal every time, he is really nice.

So, he's just bad at that?

It seems that many music geniuses are lecherous, and there seems to be no problem.

Li Haorong suddenly said: "It's not like you, Le Le, to be so casual today."

Zhou Le smiled: "Because someone wants to avoid eating."

Nai Xiao immediately gave Zhou Le a blank look, not because it made you feel hot!
Saying that she had no intention of listening, Di Reliba's heart skipped a beat, and she suddenly felt warm in her heart, Zhou Le is still a good guy.

At least he knows that I can't eat certain meats, so he specially ordered boiled mutton for me, which is considered very intentional, but this guy wants to save face, and he is embarrassed to say who is so-and-so.

Heh~ Straight man!

(End of this chapter)