The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 132 Fan Shuangshuang Says Zhou Le's Song Is Bad
Yang Mi dissed angrily, "Is playing with monkeys considered the quintessence of China?"

Fan Shuangshuang said in seconds: "Playing with monkeys is not considered the quintessence of the country, but suona is always the quintessence of the country, right?! I remember that Zhou Le learned suona, and he played the suona accompaniment in this song "Monkey Playing" himself! I hope there will be more music People like Zhou Le have the courage to explore and try to integrate our classical instruments into modern pop music, this is the unique beauty of Chinese music."

Yang Mi pouted: "But in pop music, suona is out of place..."

Fan Shuangshuang: "Never worship the foreign and not favor the foreign, insist on cultural self-confidence, the Chinese are the most beautiful! This is why I like Zhou Le."

After speaking, Sister Shuang leaned back and raised her legs.

grace!

So classy!

The phrase "China is the most beautiful" directly supports Yang Mi.

Her expression changed and her eyes rolled wildly, but she couldn't say anything to refute.She knew that Fan Shuangshuang was secretly changing the concept, but if it was raised to this level, who would dare to refute and who would be sprayed.

Da Mimi's chest heaved violently, and he was so angry that he said, "Ah... yes."

It is said on the Internet that she is an old fox in the entertainment industry, but in fact, in front of a real boss like Fan Shuangshuang, she is a weakling. After all, she can't even do Concubine Liu Yi, so she can only bully a silly girlfriend like Tang Yan.

clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap...

Shocked by Fan Shuangshuang's speech, the audience applauded and applauded. She deserves to be the goddess of China Entertainment, she is magnificent.

That's right, that's why we like Zhou Le, we really have taste.

He Jiong took the topic perfectly, and began to chat with Zhou Le and his instructors about the artistic value of the suona soundtrack in "Monkey Play", as well as the theme of sublimation...the fusion of Chinese classical musical instruments and modern pop music.

We can't talk about why Zhou Le played Hua Shenyu like a monkey, right?

As long as you ask, Zhou Le will definitely tell the truth.

Barrage:

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Reproduce the classic monkey play~"

"Dedicated to the old artist, Zhou Le is really good at talking!"

"It's obviously playing Hua Shenyu like a monkey."

"Everyone knows, but I'll just dedicate it to the old artist, what do you think of me?"

"I'll go, Sister Shuang can talk even more..."

"Chinese is the most beautiful!"

"Cattle!"

"Fat Shuang's pattern is really not covered~"

"Da Mimi is stupid, hahaha..."

"When a fox sees a fox, whoever is stupid is embarrassed!"

"Why do you bully us Huashen?"

"Brother sees him stepping on him once, bah! What!"

"The god of Chinese is afraid of being targeted? Get tough~"

"Changing songs on the spot is too much... well done!"

"Almost accidentally injured the friendly army."

In the backstage monitoring area, Long Nidan was already furious, and Zhou Le's impromptu singing of "Monkey Play" was to shit on her head, which was extremely insulting.

You know, the last Cantonese Singing District finals was robbed of most of the popularity by Zhou Le's live broadcast of this song, which blatantly humiliated the Kuaimen program group.

"He is not allowed to change the song! There is more than one sheet music, let someone send another copy!"

Long Nidan's air trembled and his voice became shrill.

Chen Ruhan said slowly, "Why does Xiao Le insist on changing it? What if he still sings "Monkey Play" if you use other accompaniments?"

Don't say it, Zhou Le can really do it.

Gritting his teeth, Long Nidan said, "Then we'll eliminate him! Get all the stars to vote for Huashenyu!"

is it possible?
Chen Ruhan smiled disdainfully, what does Zhou Le shitting on your head have to do with me?What does it have to do with Taili?
I only heard the big leader say: ""Show monkeys" is just playing monkeys, what's the big deal? Zhou Le has also contributed to this show! Go back and push this song on the official Weibo, and the pattern will be established. Our Shonan TV It is magnanimous, buy another batch of drafts, and stand up for Fan Shuangshuang's sentence of "do not worship the foreign and not fawn on the foreign, and insist on cultural self-confidence."

Long Nidan had no more excuses, holding back until he exploded.

Chen Ruhan: "A leader stands taller and sees farther. The previous live broadcast incident was the end of Long Nidan's insistence on going his own way. If she asked the leader for instructions, with the leader's foresight, she would never make such a joke."

The leader was very satisfied: "You guys are still too short-sighted, you have to think about everything."

Long Nidan: "Pfft..."

Punish the heart!

From the standpoint of leadership, Zhou Le must not be eliminated, as that would cause a big storm, as long as the program can achieve good ratings and influence, it is a victory.

Everything can not cause trouble to the leader!

As for Huashenyu?
It's just a small role, and the program team has taken good care of him, and introduced a highly random PK mechanism like black and white matching, which made him meet Zhou Le, and he deserved it.

Seeing the results of the discussion between the bosses, the director quickly told He Jiong and Wang Han through the intercom: "The leader agrees that Zhou Le will sing "Monkey Play."

Wang Han sighed silently.

He Jiong also breathed a sigh of relief, why are they chatting all this time?Just waiting for instructions.

Lao He concluded: "Yes! Zhou Le has experience in inserting Chinese musical instruments into popular music. We welcome such innovations! This round of PK, the song that Zhou Le will bring to everyone is "Monkey Play". "

Wang Han: "That's right, then the song Huahua brings to you is, is... what is it?"

He forgot, angry.

Hua Shenyu said weakly: "It's Wang Fei's "Acacia Bean"."

Wang Han: "Yes! Let's invite two contestants, rock-paper-scissors, and the loser will perform first."

Hua Shenyu turned to face Zhou Le, not daring to look directly into Zhou Le's eyes: "Rock, paper, scissors..."

He came out of stone.

When Zhou Le released the cloth, his focus was on suppression.

Hua Shenyu's heart collapsed again, why did he even lose to him with punches?

He Jiong said: "Okay! Before the PK starts, do you two have anything to say to each other?"

Huashen Yunuonuo didn't dare to speak.

Wang Han encouraged: "It's time to speak harshly! We can't lose our momentum!"

Hua Shenyu: "I...I will not admit defeat. No matter how many times I fall, I will get up and continue to set sail in the ocean of music! No matter how big the wind is, no matter how big the waves are, nothing can stop me from riding the wind and breaking the waves!"

Wang Han applauded: "Good! Well said, a good man must have the courage to overcome all difficulties."

He Jiong smiled, that's it?

Too weak, he will definitely be killed by Zhou Le in seconds.

"Zhou Le."

Zhou Le put one hand in his pocket: "In the ocean of music, you... are a freshwater fish."

Hua Shenyu: "!!!"

[Negative Energy +99]

Wang Han was stunned.

This is murder!

Zhou Le told Hua Shenyu straight to the point that with your level of music, you are not even qualified to enter the music ocean. Compared with Zhou Le, you are a layman.

The four mentors all laughed, this Nima is too poisonous.

At the V seat, Xiao Yaxuan applauded Zhou Le loudly, she likes this kind of handsome and strong man with personality.

Yang Mi Yanyan, this guy Zhou Le is really annoying...

Fan Shuangshuang's smile was light and elegant, and Zhou Le felt refreshed, and she also liked to see Zhou Le's flirting, it was so cool.

The corners of He Jiong's eyes twitched, it was too ruthless, this cub's mouth is really poisonous, he can't be cold, he pushed Zhou Le and said:
"Go down quickly! Just your skin, go down and get ready."

Zhou Le walked away with long legs, went to the waiting area, turned his head and glanced at Fan Shuangshuang who was not far away, Sister Shuang sat gracefully without looking sideways, and blew a kiss with her lips pouting quietly.

On the stage, Hua Shenyu was about to start singing "Acacia Bean".

The barrage frantically brushed freshwater fish, and since then, Huashenyu has gained another nickname, a name that will accompany him throughout his life-freshwater fish.

Among the top [-] stars, although most of them did not watch the live broadcast, but asked their assistants to vote, there were also some stars who paid attention to the live broadcast of the game.

In Jianghan City, in a luxury residence.

An actress Zhang Xinyi who did not want to be named cried very sadly, pointing at the TV and cursing:
"Bullying people! They bullying people... Woohoo~ Huahua is so talented and yet being targeted by the show crew, it's too miserable! Huahua sings so well, it's so beautiful~ Zhou Le dies..."

Her man comforted her softly, handed out a tissue, and said softly, "Don't cry, with Huahua's talent, sooner or later she will be very popular."

Inner OS: Zhou Le fucked that idiot to death!Playing monkeys is awesome!
Beijing Film Academy.

Gu Naliza has already arrived at the dormitory, watching the live broadcast with the little yellow duck who came to report in advance, smiling happily.

Zhou Yudong put on the plumping cream: "Your man is so fucking awesome! He has been crazy all the way to the present, and he has won three championships. I thought he would be banned."

Gu Na Liza was shirtless and blowing fans: "Who dares to ban me? After tonight, there will be four champions!"

"Indeed, what is this guy surnamed Hua singing? I don't understand why some people would follow him, are you a fan?"

Jinmen.

Grandson watched TV with her mobile phone and was about to vote for Master. Although she didn't ask for pocket money, Zuer was still loyal to Master and would not be bought by anyone.

However, the highlighted barrage on the phone is really embarrassing.

"It looks like Zhou Le is a saltwater fish, I don't know how salty it is!"

"I really want you to swim in my mother's body..."

"Yang Mi is really a shrimp head! Xiao Le found a chance to do her~"

"What is the surname Hua? What's the ghost's name?"

"Ask your mother to stuff you back!"

Zuer's expression is ferocious and ashamed, my mother is so stupid, what is she posting?That excursion was really too much...

Eye pain!
She took out the eye drops and dripped them to wash her eyes, making her healthier.

He Yalin put on a facial mask and came out of the house to fetch water, cursing: "Tell you to watch less TV and less mobile phones, do you still need your eyes? School starts the day after tomorrow, have you finished your homework? Every day, I will see you when I see you." Annoying, what is there to chase after a broken Zhou Le?"

With watery eyes, Zuer said with difficulty: "Sister He, I signed the contract and voted interactively."

He Yalin came to a sudden: "If you dare to vote for Huashenyu, I will beat you to death! Although Zhou Le is not a good thing, but it is better than doing it. You stay away from Zhou Le in the future, that guy only picks beautiful female artists..."

Zu'er didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Hey, why are you talking wildly?"

He Yalin changed color suddenly: "What did you say? Are your wings hard? I'm doing it for your own good. Is it wrong to keep you away from the scumbag?"

Zuer burst into tears, and couldn't bear it anymore: "Hey~ Also let me stay away from the scumbag and ignore Zhou Le, what's there to chase after Zhou Le, who posted the barrage on the live broadcast just now? Do you blame me for being a mother fan? Laugh to death!"

He Yalin Petrochemical: "Uh..."

In the head, the universe starry sky began to rotate, and then exploded and collapsed.

That’s right, my daughter’s and I’s accounts are connected, she can see the barrage I posted, and it’s still highlighted... How did I forget this one?
She knew from the beginning that I was secretly watching Zhou Le's game?
She knew from the beginning that I was Zhou Le's mother fan?

She saw my barrage from the beginning?

I am a mother...

swoosh~
He Yalin fled into the bedroom as if flying, locked the door and plunged into the bed, bursting with shame.

Sun Zuer covered her face and laughed twitchingly: "This woman is crazy! Who can take care of her? Hohohohahahaha..."

Originally, Sun Zuer didn't intend to puncture it, but Sister He insisted on competing in the face, and Zuer couldn't control his mouth, so he said things in a hurry, whoever posted the barrage would be embarrassed.

Hengdian, the hotel where a crew stayed.

Dire Liba and her four assistants were also watching the live broadcast, and she also voted, but she didn't watch the live broadcast for voting, but because the boss was on the show.

An assistant said: "I think Hua Shenyu sings well, sister Mi has a good eye."

Another assistant said: "But Zhou Le is ridiculously strong!"

"How strong is it? Anyway, it's right to vote with the boss."

"Why does Fan Shuangshuang always dominate Boss Yang?"

"Pretend~"

"Zhou Le is even more pretentious..."

Di Reliba, who had been silent all this time, said at this time: "You all blame Zhou Le wrongly. He is not pretending, but pure. He said that Hua Shenyu is a freshwater fish. He must not humiliate the other party, but give it out of strength. Positioning, Hua Shenyu is not qualified enough to enter the music scene. Zhou Le's music quality is very high!"

An assistant: "He refused to cooperate with us, Liba, in "Idol Trainee". It's too annoying!"

Di Reliba shook her finger: "NO~ He is protecting me. The singing and dancing of "Nunchuck" is too intense. If I participate in it and perform poorly, I will be scolded by his fans."

Assistant: "Huh? But he chose the song "Monkey Play", which is obviously an insult."

Di Reliba: "Everyone thinks so! But in fact... Zhou Le is on the other floor. He had a rift with Shonan TV because of the live broadcast of "Showing Monkey". Now, then this misunderstanding will be solved. I have to say that Zhou Le's move is very good~"

"What does he really mean? Is it so profound?"

Liba: "That guy is very smart, but he has not experienced much in the world and has been fooled."

"Then he has an abnormal relationship with female artists, is it always true? Many people in the circle know that he and Gu Naliza..."

"Aren't the women in the circle like this? Even Boss Yang wants to sleep with Zhou Le, and he has learned to refuse. I think he will handle those relationships well and won't give Boss Yang a chance."

The assistant didn't dare to speak anymore, and Boss Yang also...

Di Reliba watched the practice scene on TV coldly, thinking to herself, this man is really curious, but it is also a sin to be too handsome, poor Zhou Le.

A certain female assistant gave Liba a strange look, why does she act like a dog?
【Ding! 】

[Dihua degree +1%]

Zhou Le, who was checking the earphones off the stage, was startled. That girl is also watching the live broadcast?What did I do?I didn't do anything, why did she die?

Is it automated?

As expected of Dire Liba from Dihua City in Xijiang, she is so Di!
On the stage, Hua Shenyu sang "Acacia Beans", and Wang Fei wanted to hit someone when he heard it. It was a lingering love song, and it was performed in a horrifying and weird way. There was no one else.

Most of the three instructors praised and encouraged, with some kind of unspeakable compassion.

Only Tao Jingying went straight to the point as always: "Unfortunately, there is no Wang Fei among the [-] stars in our show. I really want to see if she will vote for you. Anyway, if my song is changed to this, I will definitely Roar of swearing~ Jiang Zi’s adaptation, what’s the point?

Hua Shenyu smiled blankly: "You don't understand."

Anyway, there was no future, so he stopped pretending to be humble, and went straight on the spot.

Tao Jingying: "I'm glad I don't understand, OK? Zhou Le is right, you are just a freshwater fish."

Hua Shenyu's face turned dark: "..."

I'm so worried!

Fortunately, the four gods took over and started to praise him, especially Yang Mi and Guo Mingjing.

Guo Mingjing pretended to be very professional: "...I personally like his music style very much. It is very avant-garde and bold. He has his own aesthetic style, which is very important. His singing has a sense of sophistication. This kind of texture cannot be learned, maybe this is talent! Come on! One day you will stand on a bigger stage and shine!"

Fan Shuangshuang didn't hate Hua Shenyu, she just asked Guo Mingjing: "What is Wang Feiyuan kye called?"

Guo Mingjing: "Uh..."

He doesn't understand music either.

Fan Shuangshuang smiled: "It's okay, I'll just ask."

Zhou Le shook his head in the audience, the little aunt has learned badly, this knife was pierced thoroughly.

The barrage is also crazily mocking Guo Mingjing, his reputation is worse than Yang Mi, and many people scold him, but Zhou Le's fans are very qualified and keep trying to persuade him to fight:

"Stop scolding~ Don't let people mistakenly think that Zhou Le's fans scolded you."

"He'll jump up and hit Lok on the knee!"

The comment session ended, Hua Shenyu stepped down, and Zhou Le came on stage.

The staff immediately sent a microphone stand of standard height, Zhou Le fixed the blue microphone, and deafening cheers came from the audience.

"Shaking hands every day~"

"Excellent..."

"Hahaha……"

The barrage is also brushing the same words.

Many people have heard this song. It is very brainwashing. After listening to it several times, it will never be forgotten.

Accompaniment sounded~
God V thanked Na and shook her hands in a funny way. She can't offend anyone anyway, and it's over if both parties praise Zhou Le.

Established a good relationship with Zhou Le, and asked her husband for a song later, Brother Jie said that Zhou Le was too strong, no matter which fast boy was put in, he would be a proper champion...

Yang Mi also twisted along with the melody, and the exposed part of the low-cut skirt bounced up and down, which was particularly eye-catching.

It's not that she really hates Zhou Le, it's so much fun playing monkeys.

Fan Shuangshuang glanced sideways and smiled slightly, Sao Fox is Sao Fox.

Zhou Le has already started singing, full of sarcasm:
shaking hands every day
shaking hands every day
la la la la la la la la la la la ~
360 lines, each line has its own length
There are athletes in the Olympics, there are monkey kings

……

The audience in the audience was also very happy, and they sang along with Zhou Le. The singing voice overwhelmed Zhou Le's voice. First, the lyrics were simple, and second, the lyrics could be searched on mobile phones.

Even the mentors and the two Goddesses Xiao Yaxuan and Xie Na also sang along.

The scene turned into a sea of ​​joy.

Under the stage, Hua Shenyu's face was numb, his eyes were fixed, and he felt a strong sense of humiliation. He was that monkey.

Backstage, Long Nidan was kicking the trash can in the aisle, swearing incompetently, she was also that monkey.

Chen Ruhan is showing the data to the leader: "The latest data, the viewership has broken the record, and the vast majority of online viewers come for Zhou Le!"

Cleaning up broken records is a big deal, which shows that the leadership is good.

The leader is very reserved: "Not bad..."

Chen Ruhan: "The leader has to sit in the town in person! He Jiong and Zhou Le have a very good relationship. Moreover, Zhou Le gets the film and television resources from me, and that is our own person from Shonan Taiwan. How much money do you have? It doesn’t matter whether Zhou Le is from Tianyu or not. He is very annoying on the blue station, and it doesn’t matter to him on the central station. In the end, the traffic, popularity and heat on him are still fed back to our station. ?"

I won't mention the strange video, the leaders don't like the current online platform, those belong to the grassroots team.

The leader nodded: "Zhou Le's lyrics are festive, and he looks better than that!"

Chen Ruhan: "Then arrange for him to sing a song at the Mid-Autumn Festival?"

Leader: "Give him a heavy burden, what does it look like to sing only one song?"

Chen Ruhan nodded with a smile. Anyway, she is the chief director of various evening parties every year, and she can give Zhou Le as much resources as she wants.

Fast Boy was run by Long Nidan. In the end, Tao Zi was picked up by Director Chen, and he even performed in front of the leader.

Zhou Le is the biggest new peach in the entertainment industry this year. As long as Chen Ruhan has Zhou Le in his hands, his status in the stage will be further improved.

On the stage, Zhou Le's performance came to an end:
shaking hands every day
shaking hands every day
Don't you watch monkeys?

The audience said in unison: "What's there to see about this stupid monkey?"

Zhou Le: "Okay, the performance is over here, please take your belongings and garbage and leave the venue."

clap clap clap...

The audience gave warm applause.

This song is not very good, it is just a magical brainwashing, which can make everyone happy.

After Zhou Le sang, the instructor's comments were a bit biased. They all avoided the origin of the song and only discussed the arrangement and accompaniment, especially suona.

Or V gods dare to say.

Guo Mingjing: "This song is too vulgar and noisy, I don't like it."

Yang Mi: "It's so noisy, it hurts my brain."

Wasn't it you who co-authored the milk shake dance just now?

Xiao Yaxuan: "I can't say it's bad, it's just...it's weird, it's so funny, and when Suona appears, it's really scary, and I have goosebumps."

Xie Na: "I think it sounds very good, it's catchy...especially the addition of Suona, it's just the finishing touch!"

Fan Shuangshuang held it: "The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment. It's ugly."

He Jiong couldn't help laughing: "Shuangshuang, this is your tuba, wake up, get on the trumpet and get dark again~"

Zhou Le also laughed, and she started again.

The game didn't stop after confirming the relationship, she still stabs Zhou Le from time to time to provoke Zhou Le's counterattack and play lightly.

Wang Han said: "Oh? What kind of ugly method is it?"

He didn't miss any chance to belittle Zhou Le, especially from Fan Shuangshuang who originally supported Zhou Le.

(End of this chapter)