The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 141 We Are Not Worth It
After taking a shower, Zhou Le changed into a handsome and fashionable casual outfit, which was bought by Sister Shuang. Her aesthetic vision is much better than that of Gu Naliza.

Zhou Le went to the school finance office to pay the tuition, and then went to the office building to find a teacher to pick up the new book.

The tutor pulled Zhou Le to show off to the other teachers: "Look, this is Zhou Le! Have you watched all the good voices? You guys have always watched it, right? And what else, I can't remember..."

Zhou Le cooperated with her to pretend: "Fantastic Art Video's "Idol Intern" and CCTV's "Chinese Songs"."

Counselor: "Yes, yes, yes! This child has participated in too many competitions, and I can't remember it. Why do you say you participate in so many competitions? You can just win one or two championships. What if you win all of them? Give others a chance to succeed!"

Zhou Le: "I also want to keep a low profile, but my strength doesn't allow it."

The counselor was very happy: "Hahaha... Who said that our Suona major can't produce stars?"

The other teachers pretended to be busy and didn't answer.

The counselor had no choice but to say: "The class meeting will start at [-]:[-] p.m., when the time comes, you will go on stage and tell the students about the competition."

Zhou Le: "Teacher, I'm sorry, I want to take a leave of absence this afternoon to meet Teacher Zhang Liguo. He is making a new program with Xichuan TV and asked me to be a resident guest."

The counselor was overjoyed, this wave of pretending is good, some teachers are crying.

She smiled and said, "It's okay, you go to work! Remember to bring some special products and gifts for Mr. Li Guo."

Zhou Le: "Fan Shuangshuang said he likes to drink tea, and she asked me to deliver tea."

"That's good, let's go!"

"goodbye teacher!"

The counselor happily watched Zhou Le leave the office with the book in his arms, and sat down to drink tea with a look of embarrassment: "Who said Zhou Le is rude? He has always been so obedient in front of me."

The eyes of the teachers are resentful. You didn’t say that when he was punished last year for selling hot pot ingredients.

Zhou Le also pretended to be aggressive on purpose. I'm so popular, why can't I pretend?
Wealth and honor do not return home like brocade clothes at night!

On the way back to the dormitory, some freshmen surrounded Zhou Le wanting to take photos and sign autographs. Almost all of them were girls. Many seniors were waiting to see the jokes.

Zhou Le roared: "Get out of the way! What grade do you dare to ask for my autograph? I'm off work now and I'm not open."

After speaking, he took the book and left.

I don't have any vision, I don't have empty hands and I don't help me move books and dare to ask for autographs, scold you to death.

When Zhou Le was far away, the senior sister told them not to talk to Zhou Le in the future. That thing is very crooked, and it is fierce to everyone. It is not because he is popular that he plays big names. He has always been hated by people like this. of.

So, a group of girls got together and muttered, how did this kind of thing become popular?Pooh!

It's just that they are too stupid to think that Zhou Le's character is packaged, and that the conflicts in the show are the effect of the show.

At 02:30, Zhou Le took a taxi to Xichuan TV Station. He called teacher Zhang Liguo earlier, and he asked Zhou Le to go to the station to find him, as if he was talking to the station leader.

Now Zhou Le is afraid to take public transportation, which will easily cause traffic jams.

A male assistant brought Zhou Le into the TV building, turned around, and finally waited outside a small conference room.

The assistant was worried about Zhou Le's irritation, and even chatted with him to stabilize Zhou Le's mood.

In fact, Zhou Le is not that irritable in private, and no one provokes him. People are talking about big things. Isn't it normal for Zhou Le to be a "job seeker" and so on?
Instead of being angry, he took out crispy noodles from his pocket to share with his assistant.

After about half an hour, the door of the conference room opened, and a few people in suits came out, looked at Zhou Le, and left.

After a while, Zhang Liguo came out with a big-eared man, and they were very engaged in chatting while walking. They ignored Zhou Le, and Zhou Le didn't call him. However, when he approached, Teacher Zhang waved to him to let him follow.

Zhou Le followed with tea leaves, thinking, I, Zhou Le, will also have a day of standing like a minion?This is unreasonable!
Forget it, who made my grandma like watching him on TV?
Zhang Liguo and Fatty walked all the way to the elevator entrance, sent Fatty into the elevator to say goodbye, and then turned around to look at Zhou Le: "Hey, you are so tall? The camera is not easy to install, and it is difficult to be in the picture with the guests at the same time."

Zhou Le: "Teacher, is this a new type of price reduction routine?"

Zhang Liguo was taken aback, smiled, and said in Xichuan's words: "What kind of price-cutting trick? I still need a trick from you? How much money can I squeeze out from a young man like you? It's big and small."

Zhou Le handed over a small box of tea: "I heard that the teacher likes to drink tea, so I went to the big supermarket to buy it."

Zhang Liguo: "How much money?"

Zhou Le: "Uh... eight thousand!"

Zhang Liguo waved his hand to ask the assistant to take the tea away, turned around and walked away with his hands behind his back: "You kidding me, I'll pretend that I haven't had tea before, and I have a lot of problems when I'm young, and I'll tell lies as soon as I open my mouth."

Zhou Le put his hands in his pockets and slowly followed.

Teacher Zhang is quite easy to get along with, and he speaks nicely, unlike some big-name artists who are so difficult to get close to, such as Zhou Le.

Zhou Le hadn't been to Xichuan TV yet, so he looked around all the way.

Then, he followed Zhang Liguo to a dressing room. The two sat down in chairs, and the assistant brought two cups of hot tea.

It was a busy scene with staff coming and going.

Zhang Liguo buried himself in some documents.

Zhou Le felt bored and asked, "Teacher, do you want to record a program?"

Zhang Liguo looked up at him, then looked down at the file: "Yes, record the program."

At this time, a makeup artist walked in: "Hello, teachers!"

Zhang Liguo pointed to Zhou Le and said, "Hurry up and get him done, the time is a bit tight, but he has a good background and doesn't need a hairstyle, so there should be time."

Zhou Le was stunned: "Ah? What's the matter? I... didn't answer this announcement! What show are you recording? Teacher Zhang, you're whoring me for nothing~"

Zhang Liguo took a picture of the folder: "Shut up! Who is whoring you for nothing? You can read the contract in black and white."

Zhou Le took the folder and took a look. Sister Hua's signature company stamp...

depressed!Sorry!
Seeing Zhou Le's deflated look, Zhang Liguo laughed happily: "Hahahaha... Are you surprised or not? Ge Laozi!"

Then, the assistant explained from the side that after Zhou Le called Zhang Liguo, Zhang Liguo called Zhang Liangying to call Zhou Le's manager over, and signed a contract for a small program, in order to test Zhou Le's presence on the spot Ability and sense of variety, it should be considered as an audition.

He specifically asked not to tell Zhou Le.

Zhang Liguo can still do this, the fat man just now is the leader of the station.

Zhou Le looked through the price, with a look of contempt on his face: "I'm worth this? You signed the notice and didn't tell me!"

Only 20...

Zhou Le used to pay 50 yuan per lot before, but after winning the quadruple crown, now it has risen to 120 million yuan per lot, which is a bit higher than Zhang Xingyi's and second only to Fan Shuangshuang's 360 million yuan per lot.

In the end, Xichuan TV gave a small change?

Really shameless.

Zhang Liguo: "Don't think it's too little, you can take it if you give it to you. It's a small talk show, the feature film is 10 minutes long, and the recording won't last long."

Zhou Le: "That's about the same. As far as my current coffee position is concerned, let me tell you when I'm a popular fried chicken... Eh? Teacher, don't get so many fans, it's darker, darker looks better, thank you."

The makeup artist looked at Zhang Liguo.

Zhang Liguo said: "According to what he said, with his background, if the stage lighting is not too strong, he can go up without makeup."

As he spoke, he began to look at his watch again, because this program was temporarily added, and it was hard to get four or ten minutes, and the time was very tight.

The reason why Director Zhang valued Zhou Le so much had nothing to do with Fan Shuangshuang.

Instead, Shen Teng praised Zhou Le wildly. He had seen Zhou Le's whole work at the king's event. He strongly suggested that Zhou Le be included in the new program. The effect of the program is absolutely good.

At this time, a not-so-beautiful hostess came in and handed Zhou Le a piece of A4 paper: "Mr. Zhou Le, this is a process of our program. You should familiarize yourself with it first."

Zhou Le: "Sister, don't call me teacher, call me Zhou Le."

The host relaxed a lot: "Good Zhou Le, these are some tricky questions we collected from the Internet, you go through it first, and you don't want to answer..."

Zhang Liguo snatched the paper: "No need, he is not afraid of any tricky questions, I will give him some more on the spot."

host:"……"

Zhou Le: "Yes! No matter how tricky I am, no one is as tricky as me. No one has yet been born who can defeat Zhou Le."

The host felt oppressed again.

It has long been spread in the host circle that Zhou Le is a host assassin, the kind who kills with a knife. Well-known hosts such as He Jiong, Wang Han, Hu Shaohua, Reheman, etc. have all been overthrown by him.

Zhang Liguo kept shaking his head at the side, with such a young and frivolous personality, I really don't understand why Fan Shuangshuang fell in love with him, just because he has a handsome face?

It can only be said that Teacher Zhang is still too young to know Zhou Le well enough.

After a while, Zhou Le was brought to the studio, which was a very small studio, with a small stage and a small screen. Below it was a small C-shaped auditorium, which seated about a hundred spectators.

Zhou Le also saw the LOGO of the program he participated in recording for the first time...

A few words without a sense of design... "Amazing Sharing".

However, he has already heard the host explain clearly that this program is to invite elites from all walks of life to share on stage. There is only one guest in each episode, and Zhou Le participates as an artist.

When the recording started, Zhang Liguo sat in the director's area to watch.

The first recording was Zhou Le's appearance. Zhou Le led Mai onto the stage waving his hands, and the audience applauded.

"Wait a minute~"

Zhou Le made a pause gesture to the director area.

Director: "What's wrong? Zhou Le, is there something wrong with your equipment?"

Zhang Liguo was also curious.

Zhou Le said: "The audience didn't perform well, they were too calm. I know you are professional audiences, and usually this show comes with big names from other industries, so you have to respect them, but my career is an artist, and I just won the draft The four-time winner of the show, the popularity is high, and you will be called fake if you perform like this. And look, the female audience of Yishui, shouldn't all of them be my fans?"

The director was dumbfounded, you are the director and I am the director?
Zhang Liguo had a suspicious expression on his face. Although what Zhou Le said made sense, he always felt that he was just messing around.

Zhou Le retreated into the stage passage: "Pay attention to your emotions, the higher the decibel, the better! One more."

The director had no choice but to say: "All departments pay attention, and record another one, Ai Kexin~"

Zhou Le made another cool appearance, with one hand in his pocket and the other waving at the audience.

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"Ah~"

"Zhou Le Zhou Le!"

"Brother~"

The audience in the audience shouted vigorously, and there were many true fans among them, screaming and jumping. Zhou Le has a wide audience among female audiences.

Zhou Le said coldly: "Quiet! Those few fans don't disturb other viewers. What's wrong? What's so exciting about seeing artists and celebrities? Especially you young girls, what kind of stars are you chasing? Are you doing well in school? Did those who graduated find a good job? Did those who have a job have a boyfriend? Did those who have a boyfriend have a baby? If you don’t do business, go star chasing?”

The audience at the scene was collectively confused, and after a long time, it was you who wanted to pretend...

You are awesome, you are noble!
The director held his forehead with one hand, this thing is so difficult to do, what the hell is he directing and acting on his own?
Zhang Liguo thought it was a bit interesting, he is not the director of this show.

I saw that Zhou Le on the stage did not stand at the designated position to speak at all. The first part of the opening was a 5-minute free speech. He sprayed while walking, spraying from left to right and from right to left.

"Personally, what I hate the most are those so-called true fans, who use the slogan of chasing stars to promote rubbish values, why give birth to idols, why wear wedding dresses to go to concerts, how to make money to buy brother's peripherals, what to spend money on Making a list for an artist... There is a smog, a crowd of demons dancing! Every time I see my fans say such things, I feel like I am on my back, and I feel like I am sitting on pins and needles. Is it necessary for such fans to exist? Do I need them? Who cares? ? I, Zhou Le, don’t need a fan! Next time I see you, stay away from me!”

The director is in a panic now. The topic of the speech he gave him was "Road to Fame", mainly talking about his debut in the draft this summer. Who knows why he is crazy.

The audience in the audience was even more upset, playing with us, right?

But none of them interrupted Zhou Le.

Zhou Le continued: "Don't engage in fan pick-ups, support, class visits, and gift giving. This will only annoy me. I still remember when I first participated in the talent show, I could sit on the green leather train and sleep on it. On the small sleeper, running back and forth slowly, not only is not tired, but also very leisurely. I can eat bagged instant noodles and brag to the passengers next door. What happened later? Because of some people’s irrational star chasing behavior, I can only take the plane Or take a taxi, and cover yourself tightly wherever you go, this is not the artist life I want."

Well, he started to add value.

The director thinks it is not bad, there is a rhythm in it.

Who knows, Zhou Le changed the subject: "You can only fly first class so you won't be harassed. Do you know how expensive it is? The air ticket is deducted from my salary, and it's all because of those stupid fans! So, I curse them ..."

With that said, Zhou Le squatted on the ground and drew a circle.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The audience laughed, except for those few true fans, they were all scolded and cried by Zhou Le.

Zhou Le saw it, and was very happy in his heart. He got up and said to those few: "Why are you crying? If you have the ability, you can get rid of fans!"

A few female fans cried even harder. They were lucky enough to be a professional audience and ran into idols. They were so happy that they were about to fly, but they got scolded in exchange.

Zhou Le is no longer a speech, he is a talk show, and interacts with the audience.

The director looked at Zhang Liguo: "Mr. Zhao, is this guy crazy? How can he scold his fans?"

Zhang Liguo: "He hasn't lived normally."

When the show was broadcast, the audience watching TV was so enjoyable, but it's a pity that they couldn't post barrage.

Zhou Le: "Don't cry, I haven't taken off my powder by then, I'll be dehydrated first."

"Pfft~ Bo'er..."

There was a female fan crying and laughing out of nostril bubbles, which was perfectly captured, and the people next to her couldn't hold back, crying and laughing at the same time.

Who in the family knows?

True fans who like Zhou Le start with his good looks and end with his talent, but what everyone loves the most is his funny.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The rest of the audience laughed happily, and he didn't scold us.

Zhou Le continued to rant: "Why are you laughing? You cry so hard that you don't focus on it. I don't think you guys look like good fans. True fans, right? Yan fans, right? Yan fans are the most disloyal, I just want to be cooler Son, you will be replaced fans."

A female fan cried and shouted: "We will always only like you, brother! Woohoo~"

Zhou Le: "Hey, it's so loud without a microphone. You learned Bel Canto, right? Tell you, sweet talk is useless to me, because I'm not an ordinary traffic idol. I have a solid ability in music, and I don't need to rely on fans to support me." Myself. True fans are useless to me. My music works and variety shows are what most audiences in the country like to listen to and watch. This is the cornerstone of my survival. Of course, some fans have made outstanding contributions to my popularity. That is the little black fan, they are the ones who made me black and red in the early and mid-term!"

The female fan yelled again: "Their plum civet cat..."

Zhou Le: "But it's useful! They made my spoof videos, made up my ghost animal jokes, attracted attention and entertained the public, and added a lot of popularity to me. This is not as useful as your true fans? What spoof ghost animal mei raccoon, all It's something an artist should bear, and I'm quite happy to be able to bring joy to everyone. I like small black fans, because... only flour is white, while iron fans are black. Yan fans can be exchanged for personal fans, There is no way for a black fan to change a black person."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Zhang Liguo applauded in the corner, this sentence really amused him.

The director whispered: "Is this possible? Isn't broadcasting it a trick for him?"

Zhang Liguo: "What do you care about him? If he dares to say you, he will broadcast it. He is the one who wants to scold fans. Besides, broadcasting these will only make him more popular, and will not attract black people. He scolded fans not once and twice. Next time, if you want to scold, scold."

The director was dumbfounded, there is such an artist?still alive?
The host brought Ruomu in the channel because what Zhou Le said just now floated in his mind... No matter how tricky I am, I'm not as tricky.

Zhou Le continued to show: "The fat sister, you can continue to cry, you don't have to worry about dehydration."

The fat fan stomped shyly: "I hate it~"

She is the one with the loudest voice, very penetrating.

Zhou Le: "Let me tell you the truth, star chasing is almost enough. What are we? Celebrities? Artists? It's just a profession of entertaining the public. What is there to admire? It's just that the times and capital have praised us too much. It’s just too high, and it’s low-level in ancient times. I sing for everyone and earn some money. I go to variety shows to make you happy and earn some money. I come to this show to scold you and earn some money. I’m Work, what about you? What are you trying to do? Wasting youth and money, if you have that spare time, why not chase after a boy, and use the money you gave me to support and buy peripherals to buy him a pair of basketball shoes, and you will be able to catch him!"

Several female fans were nodded by Zhou Le's training.

Wow, looking at him up close, he looks even more handsome, he is so handsome even when he curses, help!With so many true fans across the country, we are the only ones who have the opportunity to be scolded by him face to face. What kind of fate is this...

Zhou Le continued to pick on the face of the entertainment industry: "The crazier the fans, the more unfavorable it is to the artist industry. Stars are spoiled and they will only pretend to be big names. If the little fresh meat has a broken finger, it will call an ambulance Immediately sent to the hospital, and healed after a little delay. No matter what I do, I am surrounded by a bunch of assistants, some who wear shoes, some carry bags, and some are in charge of fruit, just like a disabled person. Above, this is the point of my debut. Comprehension! The arrogance of artists is something you are used to."

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There was applause at the scene, dare I say it.

Zhang Liguo nodded. Based on his part, he must be included in the new show.

San Guanzheng will not talk about the whole job, but can also make fans cry and laugh, and then be scolded by him willingly, which is rare in the entire entertainment industry.

No wonder Fan Shuangshuang can be tricked...

He whispered: "Isn't this paragraph much better than those talk shows staring at the teleprompter? Xiao Li, you made money on this show. Such a sharp and sharp point of view came from the mouth of the top class Zhou Le , this show will become popular on the Internet."

The director nodded, but he was still more apprehensive. The gimmick is enough, but will it offend the entertainment industry?
Zhou Le was not afraid of offending the showbiz, and said, "I know an actor who has been acting for many years, and his approach makes me feel like a model. Let me briefly share with you about this teacher..."

Zhang Liguo thought to himself, the actor you know?Could it be Fan Shuangshuang?She has many assistants and loves playing big names, so why is she a role model?

Zhou Le said: "The old artist Mr. Zhang Liguo, I had the honor to meet him once. It was at the backstage of a TV station. I saw him wearing hotel slippers while putting on makeup, drinking a bag of jasmine tea worth 20 yuan, and his feet There's a hole in my sock..."

Zhang Liguo's face turned dark. This guy was spreading rumors in person. When did I wear rotten socks?

Zhou Le's face was deep: "I asked him, why do you wear rotten socks after earning so much money? He told me with a serious face, my child~ if the socks are broken, you can't see them in your shoes, but if your mind is broken, you can't see them in your stomach." I can’t see it either, but an entertainer would rather wear bad socks than have evil intentions.”

There was thunderous applause at the scene, because he was really there, and this face must be given.

The director also applauded: "Director Zhang, you are really amazing."

Zhang Liguo: "He's talking nonsense, my tea is all treasures..."

director:"……"

Zhou Le said again: "I told Teacher Zhang Liguo... Teacher, cut your nails frequently, and your socks won't break easily."

"Hahaha……"

The audience was overjoyed, not because Zhou Le was too humorous, but because Zhang Liguo was at the scene, which made them happy.

Then, Zhou Le ended his talk show: "Okay! Thank you everyone, this is a speech brought by a small artist Zhou Le. I hope everyone can pay more attention to the military industry, scientific research, opera, agriculture and many other fields invited by this show. Stars, not the so-called stars in the showbiz, we don't deserve it."

The applause broke out again, this time, the audience applauded spontaneously.

A few true fans applauded the most, my brother said it so well!

(End of this chapter)