The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 163 I Want to Have a Home

Morality aside, Teacher Hailu really favored Hanzi Zhou, even though he didn't want her core.

Hailu leaned into Guna Liza's ear and whispered, "I know him well, you idiot! It only takes three steps to let him cosplay the Bull Demon King. The first step is you want to see him cosplay the majestic Bull Demon King. The second step is for him to find costumes and props. The third step is just take out your phone and take a picture."

Gu Naliza was a little skeptical: "It's so easy to cheat? Why do you follow the same steps as Zhou Le asked us to cosplay Wang Wang team?"

Hailu envied again: "It's that simple, trust me! Send me a copy of the photos and videos you took."

Xiao Meiza nodded: "Okay!"

Hai Lu looked at Zhou Le who was listening to the song and closed her eyes to rest her mind. She hesitated for a long time before asking, "Zhou Le, are you listening to music?"

Zhou Le didn't hear it, and both ears were plugged with Bluetooth headsets.

Hai Lu felt ashamed and didn't ask any more. His profile was as beautiful as a sculpture, and he hadn't realized before that Zhou Le's eyelashes were so long.

Gu Naliza revealed: "The band leader Zhou is listening to music that cleanses the soul, and the single has been on repeat for a day."

"What is it? His new song "The Rest of My Life"? I was so moved after listening to that song..."

"No, it's Sister Shuang who stayed up all night to compose a love song for him. It's called "Flying Birds".

Hailu felt even more inferior. She glanced at Yu Xiaotong who was diagonally behind her, and said to herself, what are you?Still want to compare with our captain?

Soon, the motorcade of the program team arrived at the shooting location. This is part of Miyun Film and Television City, which is half outdoor and half interior. The buildings and scenes of the Bronze Age were built. This is the theme of today's program recording.

Artists got out of the car one after another to change clothes, touch up makeup, and install microphones.

Jin Shenzhu quietly reported to Zhou Le the latest progress of the fans' restlessness in South Korea:
"Brother Idol, Sister Coke is not here, let me tell you. Your female fans surrounded the bureau building and asked them to unconditionally release the fans of God. They were beaten by the parents who rushed over. The scene was chaotic. I heard that more fans skipped classes. They came to support by car from Gangwon-do and Gyeonggi-do... Do you want to make a statement?"

Where he couldn't express clearly, he naturally had an assistant to help translate.

Zhou Le nodded: "Let the bullets fly for a while."

Not far away, Yu Xiaotong sneered, making a big fuss, right?Still pretending?However, I'm so jealous of this guy, why can he make such a big splash abroad?
Hai Lu still wanted to get closer to Zhou Le, but Zhou Le avoided him.

He beckoned to Guna Liza, and asked her to find a chance to tell Hailu to stop thinking about it, I think it's too much for me to cling to you, why should she be like that?Zhou Le did not tell her personally, but also to save face for this sister.

……

In Qingdao, East Ludong, in an ordinary small villa, Fan Shuangshuang was sitting in the living room peeling apples, skillfully, the peels were very thin, even in width, and a long strip was not broken.

On the opposite side, Fan's father and Fan's mother seemed hesitant to speak.

This is the first house that Fan Shuangshuang bought for the old couple when she grew up. Although Sister Shuang has many mansions now, her parents still like to live here.

The girl who owed a beating but didn't cry when she was a child, and clamored that she must be better than her mother, went to the capital alone at the age of 15. After nearly ten years of hard work and hard work, she finally bought this villa for her parents.

At that time, my mother finally said that sentence: "You are indeed much better than me now."

Mother Fan watched her daughter's strange skillful way of peeling apples, and she could only sigh in her heart. She hated that little bastard named Zhou Le extremely!Hated him from the first time I saw him on TV, to the core, because he was so defiant and uneducated.

But, looking at the daughter in front of me again, she is 37 years old, has been wronged many times, and is still homeless.

There are some things that it's not easy for a mother to tell her.

Fan's father has a straightforward personality: "When did you learn to peel apples? When you were a child, you always found it troublesome and just ate the skins."

Fan Shuangshuang raised her head and smiled slightly: "You already said that it happened when I was a child."

Father Fan: "You are so busy..."

Fan Shuangshuang lowered her head and concentrated on peeling the apples. Her previous domineering demeanor had subsided a lot, and she actually had some gentle and virtuous meanings:
"A person who gnaws apples without skin, so busy that he still has time to practice apple peeling skills, right? Parents~ He has done more for me, only I know, I don't want to say more. I know you don't like him, so I didn't bring him back because I don't want him to be humiliated. Don't look at the many blessings on the Internet, in fact, I know that many, many people are waiting to see my jokes, waiting to see how he leaves me..."

Mother Fan said in a low voice: "Shuang, that little guy doesn't look like a good person, and he is sinister and vengeful, so you have to be careful. You stop working so much and run the studio for him, so you don't end up with nothing."

Father Fan: "There are all kinds of scumbags in your circle. The old one, the famous one, isn't that the case? The eldest sister is still depressed now."

Fan's mother said again: "Exactly! Now these young people can do anything in order to get a job, change their name in order to make money."

Fan Shuangshuang peeled the apple, cut it into small pieces patiently, put it in the fruit plate, and decorated it with small tomatoes in a shape, then handed it over:
"Grandma Zhou Le sent Wenchuan apples, try them! They don't look very big or pretty, but they are grown in the mountains on the edge of the snowy area. They are very sweet."

The parents were speechless, they could only taste it and found it normal.

It may be due to preconceived ideas.

Mother Fan sat down next to her daughter, held her hand, and said seriously:
"Shuang, your current state is very wrong. It's not like the original you. The original you was so careless, and dared to break through all kinds of swords and fires. Now you, my mother feels distressed when I look at you, and you have become timid."

Fan Shuangshuang smiled and shook her head: "On the contrary! He likes me now, and loves me before. He said, you are so beautiful, you should have a happy life, so hard work makes people feel bad."

Mother Fan: "Smart words! If he wants to say that, then this person is too hypocritical, if you don't learn well at a young age..."

Fan Shuangshuang: "So, you also want me to work hard and be tired all my life?"

The parents were stunned.

Mother Fan slapped the back of her hand: "We love you too! But that's your career, the job you like, and you've worked hard for 20 years just to chase your dreams?"

Fan's father added: "He made you abandon your career as soon as he came, and he doesn't know what to let you abandon in the future! When you get deeper and deeper, it will be too late, as soon as possible..."

Fan Shuangshuang picked out an apple and put it in her mouth:

"I want to have a home."

Then there was an awkward silence in the living room.

The parents looked at each other and then at their daughter, not knowing what to say for a while.

Yes……

Fan Shuangshuang became more and more alienated from this family. Ever since Fan Pipi grew bigger and Fan Shuangshuang became more and more busy, she seldom came back, and the time her parents visited her was very limited, so that in recent years, they only spent a few days together each year.

Moreover, this is the first time she has returned here in more than two years.

Parents don't favor sons over daughters, but some things are like knowing how warm or cold a person's drinking water is.

Fan Shuangshuang could clearly feel that her sense of presence in this family was getting weaker and weaker, more and more marginal.In fact, it's also normal. A girl will leave her original home sooner or later, and she is not young anymore.

Fan Shuangshuang tilted her head and thought for a while, then suddenly smiled sweetly: "He said to let me wait for him for two years."

Mother Fan: "Why two years? What can he do in two years?"

Fan Shuangshuang raised her eyebrows: "He is 20 years old this year, and he will reach the legal age of marriage in two years."

Mother Fan: "..."

Still young enough, but still can't believe what he said is true.

That guy is very slippery.

But Fan Shuangshuang is convinced, because Zhou Le's reason is that he can't delay it any longer. Marrying someone in his 20s in his 30s is better than marrying someone in his 20s in his 40s.

He is shameless but Sister Shuang wants it!

Mother Fan shook her head and poured cold water on her daughter: "Does he dare? He is now a top-notch man, his career is flourishing, young and handsome, how dare he marry you?"

Fan Shuangshuang laughed again: "Dare! Because his name is Zhou Le! Crazy Zhou Le!"

proud!

Speaking of Zhou Le's name, Sister Shuang felt extremely proud. No celebrity was as arrogant as her own man. Now, South Korea is causing trouble because of Zhou Le.

Thinking of Zhou Le's madness, Fan Shuangshuang suddenly regained her arrogance:

"As long as I, Fan Shuangshuang, are willing to marry, the people who want to marry me can go from here to Paris! I already have a career, and I have also pursued my dreams. It is actually a kind of inertia that I still work so hard. I should have jumped out and pursued something else."

The parents felt that Fan Shuangshuang was dazed, but they also felt guilty and dared not say anything more.

Fan Shuangshuang whispered: "He said he would take me to the paddy field to catch loaches, and let me live a life like a human being."

The parents were completely speechless, only worried.

At this moment, a joyless voice came from outside: "Mom and Dad, I'm back! The big star is back!"

Fan Shuangshuang rolled her eyes.

The parents happily got up and went out.

Then, Fan Pipi rushed in dragging the suitcase, jumping up and down like a husky, looking around: "Sister? Where's my brother? Where's my eldest brother?"

Fan Shuangshuang ignored him.

Mother Fan took the suitcase and touched her son's face: "What big brother?"

Fan Pipi: "My brother Le! He asked me and my sister to come back to make up for the Mid-Autumn Festival reunion. Why is he not here? Sister, where is my brother?"

Mother Fan froze on the spot.

Fan Shuangshuang couldn't bear it anymore: "Shut up! Ask who in this family cares about him? Who cares?"

With a look of disappointment on his face, Fan Pipi approached Fan Shuangshuang: "He didn't come? Then I came back for nothing?"

Fan Shuangshuang was so angry that she raised her hand and was about to hit her: "Why did you come back for nothing when I asked you to come back to accompany my parents? You white-eyed wolf?"

Fan Pipi shrank his head, ready to be beaten.

got used to it.

But Fan Shuangshuang didn't hit him this time, but rubbed his stupid little head and said, "No matter how hard the work is, you have to go home often. Don't be a senior, it's not worth it."

The old couple looked at each other again, full of disappointment.

Fan Pipi was even more disappointed: "Sister, why didn't you hit me? Did you break your hand?"

Fan Shuangshuang said with a smile: "He said that you have grown up and told me not to hit you casually, especially in front of others. You are not a child anymore, you are a man now."

Fan Pipi immediately became happy: "My brother must understand me! I am a real man now, the pillar of the family! I also want to save face!"

Fan Shuangshuang: "Good, good! You are the pillar of your family, and my sister will give you face."

The family sat down and chatted happily.

Fan Pipi, who has just grown up and debuted successfully, is undoubtedly the center of the topic. Whether he is tired from work, how he gets along with other members, whether the agency treats him well, and whether he drinks water often will all become the focus of discussion.

After chatting for more than half an hour, Fan's father suddenly fell silent, and found that they hadn't cared about Fan Shuangshuang's same problem for a long time, as if she was born with iron, tireless and need no comfort.

Fan Shuangshuang looked very natural, someone cared about her.

Fan's father interrupted Fan Pipi's boasting: "Zhou Le really asked you to come back?"

Fan Pipi: "My brother personally called me and asked me to push back the announcement. He came back early this morning. He said that my sister would come back today, and the whole family would make up for the Mid-Autumn Festival together. But I came back, and he wasn't here. Do you guys not want to see him? Why? He treats me so well, takes me to compete together, writes songs for us, and when we go to perform in a group, he even supports us via video link..."

Fan's father looked at his wife and found that she was also a little guilty.

They knew about these things, but they felt that Zhou Le was scheming, maybe it was to deceive Fan Shuangshuang's favor.

Fan Shuangshuang said indifferently: "A week ago during the Mid-Autumn Festival, Zhou Le officially filmed for the first time. After filming, at [-] o'clock in the afternoon, he flew back to his hometown to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival with his grandma, and started to rush to the set at [-] o'clock the next morning. I told him not to work so hard. He said that he had to go back for the festival. Knowing that my brother and I were busy and didn't go home, he asked us to come back and make up for it. I told him I was free today, and he called Fan Pi at that time."

Fan Pipi: "Yes! I thought he was coming, so I can't come back..."

Fan's father: "Looking at it this way, this child is barely passable."

Fan's mother still has lumps in her heart: "Take time to bring him back once, Shuang, Mom will help you check it out. Let's just say, as long as this person is not bad, it's fine if he doesn't lie to you..."

Fan Shuangshuang shook her head resolutely: "No! My family, Zhou Le, is not subject to any uselessness!"

Mother Fan: "..."

Fan Pipi: "Yes! My brother has always been the only one who pissed people off, no one dared to piss him off! Who dares to kill him on the spot! The guy named Huo Qiucun in the backstage of Hao Song scolded my brother. I rushed up and gave him a face, no... I mean South Korea. Today, my brother's fans surrounded the situation. It was leaked and it was on the global hot news. Zhilong's fans were also scolded..."

……

Zhou Le also got news from Jin Shenzhu, there was indeed a mess there, many people condemned Zhou Le on the Internet, and many Korean entertainment stars organized a group to boycott Zhou Le with their fans.

He didn't care about these things, and it wasn't time to show up.

The recording of the third episode of "Let's Travel Through" has already started, and Yu Xiaotong blushed, having just been beaten by Zhang Liguo.

When this guy was in the first episode, the crazy diss program group and Zhang Liguo said that they were not human, and that they tortured the guests like perverts in the last episode. If they did this again, I would stop recording, and then they were slapped a few times, and it stopped.

Hai Lu touched his face and comforted him: "It's okay, it's normal for young people to pretend to be beaten, and you're not Zhou Le."

Yu Xiao's childlike heart is bleeding, you know how to comfort others.

In the distance, Gu Naliza, who was eating yogurt lumps in the staff group, was giggling for several minutes. She took a picture of Yu Xiaotong pretending to be forced to be whipped, and spread it to the group.

Over there, Yu Xiaotong said to the chief Zhang Liguo: "Chief! I want to be a bull demon and protect the tribe!"

Hai Lu: "Pfft~ I'm sorry, I mean the Bronze Age is not the Age of Mythology, where did the Bull Demon come from?"

But he took out the Viking helmet that Hai Lu bought for him, the perfect bull head.

Yu Xiaotong wanted to cosplay the Bull Demon, and ignored the reddened face just now, and said, "It's the warriors of the tribe. They use bull horns as helmets, which can deter the enemy. I brought all the props."

Although embarrassing, although very abrupt.

But in order to realize the strong desire of the goddess, he also went all out. Earlier, Gu Naliza said that she cosplayed many king characters, and lied to Yu Xiaotong that he thought he was tall and mighty, and wanted to see him cosplay the bull demon.

Yu Xiaotong couldn't help but agree immediately.

Hailu had a delicate expression: "Wow~ You have learned to bring your own props?"

Zhang Liguo: "Okay, what do you like! Return the demon..."

On the side, Zhou Le sighed deeply.

He has just told Guna Liza and Hailu, can you stop playing such evil games and treat Yu Xiaotong as a human being, they said that the Tauren is also a human being, and that Zhou Le's clan discriminates against them.

Zhou Le couldn't laugh or cry, and wanted to beat Xiao Meiza again.

It's not that I'm tyrannical, it's that she really owes it...

Later, Zhou Le could only let them go. After all, Hailu said that Yu Xiaotong flirted with a female artist, and she wanted revenge.

It has nothing to do with me, Zhou Lexin said that I am a person now, but fortunately other people don't know about this game.

At the beginning of the recording of the program, Zhou Le and others were arrested by the tribal people wearing cool clothes mixed with leather cloth. The chief played by Zhang Liguo asked who messed up the fruits on the altar.

Aside, a fat elephant is eating those fruits.

Still need to ask?

It was made by elephants!

It was this feeling of insisting on finding a substitute for the dead ghost that made everyone bow their heads.

Zhou Le looked at the bull head next to him, and couldn't help persuading him: "In such a hot day, won't you be afraid of getting prickly heat if you wear a bull head helmet?"

Yu Xiaotong: "It's up to you! I cosplay with the Bull Demon! I want to see the beauties!"

Zhou Le didn't sympathize with him in an instant, it's time!She is also what you dare to think?What grade are you?
"Who? Who made the fruit?"

Zhang Liguo scanned the crowd and was selecting victims. Only he knew the game script, but in order to consider randomness, many details were left blank, and decisions had to be made on the spot.

Next, I want to find someone to hang up for the dead ghost, who to hang?
Zhang Liguo saw Zhou Le and Yu Xiaotong who were muttering, and felt that they were both suitable, and was hesitating, when he saw Shen Yan looking over with a grievance-like expression, dazed and innocent.

Four eyes facing each other.

Eh? !

Shen Tran was numb at the time.

Just because I took one more look at you in the crowd...

Zhang Liguo: "That's him! Come on, hang him up for me!"

Shen Zhuan let out a bleat in fright.

Zhou Le immediately rushed over and hugged Shen Yan, and controlled his hands by the way: "You let go of my sister Yan! Come to me if you have the ability!"

Jin Shenzhu followed closely and hugged Shen Yan's leg. He didn't understand, but it was right to follow the idol brother: "Let go of him, sister **** Smecta~"

Shen Yan struggled: "Save me, save me, save... Hey, what do you two mean? Let go, no, you want me to be hung up? How did I know you two animals? It's a crime!"

Zhou Le and Jin Shenzhu lifted him up even without the tribal warriors, and the warriors came up to tie Shen Zhuan's hands and feet.

Zhou Le sighed: "Oops, I saved the wrong place, see you, Sister Yan!"

Zhuzi: "Goodbye, Sister Yan!"

Since Shen Yan's poor performance in the last episode, everyone started calling him Sister Yan, and Huang Xiaolei who dared to eat maggots called Brother Lei.

Soon, Shen Zhuan was hoisted up with his hands and feet tied, and slowly lifted into the air, being hoisted into a herringbone shape.

Shen Yan was screaming: "I can't split my crotch, I can't do it... let me go, my hand is dislocated..."

All the guests paid attention and smiled worriedly:

"Really hanging?"

"It's scary to look at, I'm really worried for him hahaha..."

"Just pull the crotch and it will open!"

"The leather skirt is gone."

"It's okay, I can make a mosaic."

Then, the chief left with the other guests, while Shen Zhuan was still hanging in the air and screaming.

After the recording of the show, when the show was picked, Shen Yan looked hopeless, with tears in his eyes: "They didn't save me, and they left very happily. At that time, I felt very... uncomfortable. I don't blame him for Zhou Le's incident. He is not alone in my eyes. It is something he can do. Others make me feel cold."

When the show aired, the audience was very happy, because it was... really hanging!
The tense and joyful recording continues.

Zhou Le's performance was as stable as ever, willing to be a green leaf to connect and set off, and occasionally threw out a few coquettish words to add the finishing touch. However, today's Shen Yan was particularly sad, but the Tauren was particularly jumpy, and all kinds of performances were positive.

Zhang Hanyu, Song Xiaobao, Jin Shenzhu and Zhou Le were arranged to make bronze ware. Zhuzi was the happiest. Finally it was his turn to be with the idol brother. Zhou Le did not disappoint him and gave him a lot of opportunities to perform. He should have a lot of shots in this issue.

Huang Xiaolei rescued Shen Teng, and the two experienced the sowing of primitive cultivated land together.

Yu Xiaotong and Hailu were still assigned together, and went to the silkworm house to pick up cocoons and reel silk. Yu Xiaotong was not very happy. He wanted to be a brave bull demon, not a weaver demon.

In this episode, the happiest thing is Zhuzi.

The idol brother not only gave him various opportunities to perform, but also escorted him all the way, allowing him to win the game, win the chief's daughter, and even kiss him.

awesome!So awesome!
At the wedding, Jin Shenzhu excitedly hugged Zhou Le and jumped around.

Zhou Le smiled and said nothing, based on the nature of the show and his understanding of Zhang Liguo, this bride must be "beautiful as a flower".

Sure enough, the moment the bridal mask was removed, Jin Shenzhu collapsed.

"Kill me~"

In the end, Zhuzi still kissed, and it was true mouth to mouth, because the idol brother told him to respect the rival actor.

On the car on the way back, Jin Shenzhu was still sighing to the assistant of the program group: "Brother Idol is so kind to me. Obviously he could win, but he gave it to me. It's a pity that the bride was deliberately made ugly by them..."

The assistant hesitated to speak, is there a possibility that Zhou Le let you win because he knew the bride must be ugly?Moreover, the program team didn't say they wanted to be really close.

While removing makeup in the hotel dressing room, Jin Shenzhu reported the situation again.

There were already enough female fans participating in the siege, but the situation is getting worse and worse.

And a shirtless female anchor named Pu Nimai played Zhou Le's songs during the live broadcast, crazily Amway and praised Zhou Le, which attracted a crowd of Zhou Le's South Korean male fans to watch and appreciate. Zhou Le's songs were really white, pretty and beautiful.

Then, after Pu Nimai's clamor, after she downloaded the broadcast, Zhou Le's male fans also took to the streets and successfully joined forces with female fans.

Then, they burned the barricades and tore down the barbed wire and rushed over. The gaffe became more and more exaggerated and out of control.

On the side, Yu Xiaotong focused on eavesdropping, and his heart was full of joy. Zhou Le won't be blocked by there, right?It is best to spread it to the country, so that his reputation will decline and he will lose fans.

Zhou Le had a good time, took off his makeup and went to record a video.

"I tell South Korean fans! My fans need to do three things, be obedient, obedient, or fucking obedient. Those who are disobedient will be ruthlessly abandoned by me, Zhou Le, just like the 2000 million idiot fans in China, because they don't deserve it!"

Yu Xiaotong's teeth ached when he heard that, he was too pretentious, it's no wonder they don't scold you to death when you treat your fans like this.

Just listening, Zhou Le went on to say: "Now I ask you to stop violent actions immediately, clean up the garbage and dangerous items on the scene, restore order on the scene, and then return home to wait for the results of the incident. You have done a good job, and I will come to South Korea to praise you (Pew) at a lower price. If you do not do well, I will not come. I advise you to make mouse tail juice!"

After recording a short video, send it to Coke with stick text subtitles, and post it on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook immediately.

Yu Xiaotong sneered, kill yourself!

In the evening, at dinner time.

Jin Shenzhu reported in a low voice: "The fans have all gone home, the garbage has been cleaned up, and a few influential fans even apologized. Brother idol, you are really amazing!"

For example, Pu Nimai, wearing a military cap and saluting, dangled around: "Be obedient! Be obedient! Still be fucking obedient!"

Yu Xiaotong is so stupid, he could still teach his fans like this, but also, fans are like springs, if you are strong, they will be weak.

Learn, learn!
Once you learn it, you will lose it!
……

Kiyoshima.

Fan Shuangshuang was blowing the night breeze in the recliner on the balcony. She was also paying attention to the situation of Zhou Le fans in South Korea. She was also a little worried at first, but it was just a little bit. The South Korean market is small, which does not affect Zhou Le's basic market.

But what she never expected was that Zhou Le actually called the frenzied fans home with a Pew video, and even cleaned up the trash.

Li Liyuan on the spectrum~
The little aunt who has been in the entertainment industry for 20 years is also confused.

Zhou Le's explanation is that, in fact, those young fans, regardless of gender, are impulsive, but they feel very happy when they do bad things, and regret it after they are done. They are afraid, but they have a good face.

I give them a step, of course they will go down, and they are very well-behaved, and they are extremely honorable when picking up trash.

Do you think you are really obedient?

It feels so good to clean up after doing something bad!There is a thrill of sanctification on the spot!They are thanking me now!

I know this feeling best.

Because I have just been washed by you, little aunt, I, Zhou Le, will never dare to do violent things again... just wash more.

After reading Zhou Le's news, Fan Shuangshuang rolled her eyes: "It's really a dog who can't change it... No! I can only say that you are really a good-natured person!"

Fan Pipi rushed over holding his mobile phone: "Sister! My brother is so awesome, even South Korean fans can be a dog!"

Fan Shuangshuang: "Get lost!"

Fan Pipi turned around gorgeously and continued to run wildly: "Mom! My brother is so awesome, even South Korean fans can be a dog!"

(End of this chapter)