The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 165

In the car, Fan Shuangshuang hummed "Flying Birds", as if dreaming back to Seventeen, full of youth and joy.

Zhou Le joked: "Look at your worthless appearance. You are still the queen of China Entertainment. A set of second-hand houses can fool you so that you can't find it. It's too easy to deceive."

Fan Shuangshuang: "I just want you to lie! Hmph~ accept the baptism, pervert! You are a proud bird hovering in my palm..."

Zhou Le closed his eyes and gestured to the conductor: "Well~ the treble should be sweeter, but the alto is not accurate enough."

"You left me with a short sweetness to remember in the endless aftertaste~"

"Yes, there is progress!"

Most of the stars in the entertainment circle live in the few high-end residential areas in Chaoyang District, because the quality of life here is superior, but more for the convenience of work. Even the artists who don't live here often, most of them own real estate here.

Fan Shuangshuang has one, and is also in the neighborhood where Zhou Le bought a house, but he has never lived there and is in an idle state.

The house was more than three times bigger than what Zhou Le bought. However, Fan Shuangshuang didn't even want to see that house. She didn't even remember which building it was in. It didn't matter, she just wanted to go to the house first.

Sister Shuang is not a love brain, she is a career brain, and she will not get carried away by love at all.

But, she happened to want to have a home.

He just gave him one.

Neither sooner nor later.

That kind of tacit understanding and harmony in the soul is an indescribable touch. Fan Shuangshuang has long believed that she has found the right person, but today when the key to the house dangled in front of her eyes, she was still extremely moved.

On the way, the two of them bought two pieces of bread and ate them as lunch.

When I drove to the community, I was stopped because I didn't have a car registration plate. The security guard came over and asked, "Who are you looking for? Which building to go to..."

The car window slid down, seeing Fan Shuangshuang and Zhou Le, the security immediately stopped asking.

Turn around and let go.

There are many celebrities living in this community, even if these two don't live here, they are here to find friends, there is no need to ask.

Fan Shuangshuang and Zhou Le's melons, other security guards don't know, but can the security guards in our star community not know?
After parking the car in the underground garage, Fan Shuangshuang and Zhou Le went up to the first floor arm in arm. They went to the property to deal with the water, electricity and property fees first, and then went home.

Many people saw the two of them on the road, but no one came up to say hello. Most of the people who live here are marginalized.

But not everyone has a sense of marginality...

A coquettish middle-aged man was holding a basketball, came out of the basketball court shaking his head and walking, sometimes he made a fake jump shot, sometimes he made a wrong dribble under his crotch to pick up the ball, looked around, and then walked forward pretending to be calm.

Fan Shuangshuang pulled Zhou Le to stop.

Hide away.

The man walked over, but suddenly took two steps back, raised his hips, and showed a weird smile: "Yo ~ Zhou Dingliu?"

Zhou Le was speechless: "..."

The man wanted to turn the ball to look cool, but the ball fell off. He kicked it and wanted to hug it back, but it flew farther. He smiled awkwardly and impolitely: "This... a newly bought basketball, I don't have any manners~"

Zhou Le said with a smile: "Hello Brother Chao!"

Deng Chao took a look at Zhou Le, then took a step back and looked at Fan Shuangshuang, his smile became even lower: "Yo yo~"

Fan Shuangshuang: "Oh, you're big!"

A few years ago, Fan Shuangshuang and Deng Chao collaborated on a TV series, and they often meet each other at events, and they are very good friends.

Deng Chao smiled and said meanly, "Shuangshuang, what are you in a hurry for? We are all friends. What's wrong with saying hello when we meet downstairs at my house? Besides, Zhou Le is also my friend's friend, isn't that a coincidence? How about I introduce you two to each other? Maybe some sparks will be sparked..."

Fan Shuangshuang began to suck her teeth, which was a sign of a beating.

Zhou Le: "Brother, your ball is about to fall into the water."

The basketball bounced and ran towards the artificial creek, showing no signs of stopping.

"Eh!!"

Deng Chao hurriedly chased after him. Like a mad dog, he was still one step too late. The ball fell into the water and floated away. In embarrassment, Deng Chao crossed his legs while supporting the pier, and continued to raise his hips: "I don't want it for a long time. Where are you going?"

Fan Shuangshuang: "What's none of your business?"

Deng Chao walked over on catwalks, and shook his finger: "NO! NO! NO! Shuangshuang, you will be out of touch if you speak like this. Everyone has been Freind for so many years. What's wrong with asking me to eat a melon?"

For other male artists, this is a standard greasy guy, but this one is not, he is coquettish, ecstasy and stupid.

"Pfft~"

Fan Shuangshuang couldn't help laughing out loud, and hid behind Zhou Le.

Zhou Le: "Isn't it because of work that I have to stay in the capital most of the time? I just bought a second-hand house. I just happen to be free today. I'll take Sister Shuang to take a look."

Deng Chao smiled even wider and didn't speak. He took out his mobile phone and made a voice: "Xiaolu Xiaolu, Chen He Chen He, they are located in my community...I found my target Zhou Le and Fan Shuangshuang, hurry up and come here to catch uh...help them see the new house."

He wanted to talk about catching rape, but he still didn't dare to say it out, not because he was afraid that Fan Shuangshuang would get angry, but because he was afraid that Zhou Le, a brat, would turn his back on him and beat him up.

Then, he shrugged and said with a cheap smile: "We are all friends, you know? so..."

Zhou Le nodded: "It's the first time I've seen a shameless celebrity like you. Nice to meet you!"

Deng Chao: "Aha~ Nice to meet you Rabbit!"

Fan Shuangshuang: "Pfftch~ He said it was the first time he saw such a shameless celebrity like you, are you still confused?"

Deng Chao immediately put on a serious face: "Didn't you meet Chen He? In "Mushroom House", why did you slander me? He is much cheaper than me... Which floor is the room on? I'll check it out for you."

Fan Shuangshuang: "..."

Zhou Le: "Okay, let's go and identify the door together. Although the house is small, there is still room for drinking and drinking when you have time."

Deng Chao immediately squeezed between the two of them, with Fan Shuangshuang in his left arm and Zhou Le in his right hand, walking hot and sexy on a catwalk: "Go, where? Oh hoo..."

I am very happy to eat big melon!
Zhou Le didn't mind either. Deng Chao and Sister Shuang debuted in the same generation, and they had a good relationship. Moreover, Chen He and Han Lu had heard that Brother Chao was interesting, but today he was indeed a flirt.

Fan Shuangshuang was disgusted and ashamed, but she would not run away, no matter how many friends he called, she would not run away.

The international fan is fearless!

Moreover, Deng Chao, who had never seen Zhou Le before, treated Zhou Le like this, which showed that Zhou Le was very popular in the circle. If Han Lu and Chen Hezhen came over, it would be a good thing, at least for Zhou Le.

At most, it's just... being ashamed for a while, she doesn't care.

"Brother Chao is so free? You big stars shouldn't rush around to make announcements for filming and recording programs, so you're so busy that you don't touch the ground, right?"

In the elevator, Zhou Le asked.

He was really curious why this person was as shameless as himself, so he followed him closely. If you say that you and Fan Shuangshuang have a good relationship, but why do you go forward when someone is in love?I'm old in the circle, I shouldn't.

Deng Chao also held the two of them arm in arm and babbled: "NO! NO! NO! If you say we are not you, Xiao Le is now a real top-notch. He has gone abroad, and he has subdued the most cunning vixen in the entertainment industry..."

Fan Shuangshuang said unhappily, "If you ask me, just talk about it."

Deng Chao said with a smile: "Isn't this the National Day holiday? You have to spare some time to spend time with your children, and those who are in love with each other."

Fan Shuangshuang's pretty face blushed slightly to show her shyness: "Don't pull on me."

Deng Chao: "I'm talking about Xiaolu. He is in love. What does it have to do with you? Ah! Shuangshuang is also in love? With whom?"

Fan Shuangshuang bit her lower lip. If the man was not by her side, she would have already started beating him.

Zhou Le helped her out: "It's rare that you can spare time when you're so busy, but how did you get to the basketball court with your children?"

Deng Chao: "They went to grandpa's house today, but I didn't go when I was leaving tomorrow morning. It's easy for us to find some free time, but this one of yours...how can you be free today?"

It seems that everyone in the circle knows how hard Fan Shuangshuang is.

Fan Shuangshuang raised her eyebrows: "I cut off half of the event notice to accompany the man, can't I? From now on, I will have a lot of free time."

This matter cannot be hidden, and there is no need to hide it, it will soon spread in the circle.

Deng Chao was startled, it wasn't the kind of acting: "Oh Maigade, goose girl endure~"

This melon is really big.

When the floor arrived, the present eyeball finally let go of the arms of the two of them, and followed behind with folded hands, his face was full of smiles, he was just here to eat melons, no matter what kind of female top class male top class loves me, I just like to get close and observe.

When he came to the door of the house, Zhou Le, who had already recorded his fingerprints, did not open the door, and asked Sister Shuang to open the door with the key.

Opening the door, one sees a slightly old small house, a small living room and a small kitchen, and the two bedrooms are even more pitifully small. After placing the bed and cabinets, there is only enough room for walking.

The decoration of this house is very simple, with simple white walls and monotonous marble floor tiles, and the windows are not very bright.

For a female star like Fan Shuangshuang who is used to living in a mansion, she is useless.

She ran to the small balcony outside the living room to have a look, then jumped back and hugged Zhou Le with a bright smile: "I like this place!"

A home is not the same as a mansion.

Although Zhou Le is tyrannical, he never feels inferior: "Amazing, isn't it? I bought it with my own money!"

Fan Shuangshuang nodded again and again: "Amazing! It's only been a month since you officially debuted, and you can buy a house in the third ring road of the capital. No one is more powerful than you."

Zhou Le: "Actually, it's not too young, right?"

Fan Shuangshuang said affectionately: "You are enough!"

Deng Chao put his hands in his pockets and leaned against the door: "I want to compose a poem about this situation and this scene...thousands of miles together, uh...this feeling can be turned into memories, thousands of miles together!"

Fan Shuangshuang glared at him, what's the matter with you?

It's hard to get emotional.

Zhou Le smiled, took Fan Shuangshuang's hand and went to the kitchen: "The small kitchen is well-equipped with all internal organs. From now on, I will cook delicious food for you here!"

Fan Shuangshuang touched the stove, the cabinet, and the small refrigerator, as happy as a 110-pound child: "I want to eat smooth broth! Last time you made it for me at the farmhouse, the meat was so tender..."

Zhou Le looked on the balcony to see if there was enough space for the washing machine, and turned around with a smile: "I'll make you steamed pork, sweet and sour pork ribs, shredded fish-flavored pork, and raise you to 120 catties."

Fan Shuangshuang pouted: "If you don't mind, I can do it!"

Zhou Le pointed to the balcony: "Although it's narrow here, it's enough to dry clothes."

Fan Shuangshuang followed and hooked Zhou Le's finger: "You wash the clothes."

Zhou Le scratched her palm: "Otherwise?"

Fan Shuangshuang laughed again, and was about to look at her mouth and say love words: "My husband, you are so charming..."

Deng Chao leaned over again and lay down on the balcony: "Dig the lotus roots~ The scenery here is particularly enchanting!"

Fan Shuangshuang took a deep breath and endured it.

Zhou Le looked at Deng Chao's elegant posture and buttocks: "Not as enchanting as you are."

Fan Shuangshuang gave Deng Chao a disgusted look, and dragged Zhou Le to look at the bathroom. It was about four square meters, very small, and she curled her lips: "There is no bathtub."

Zhou Le smiled and said, "Washing while standing is also very interesting."

Fan Shuangshuang rolled her eyes coquettishly.

Deng Chao: "Each has its own fun."

Fan Shuangshuang: "Can you please stop talking?"

Deng Chao: "I also like this house very much. It looks very coquettish, full of manners, and has a charming temperament..."

"roll!"

Fan Shuangshuang kicked him and dragged Zhou Le to look at the bedroom.

The bedrooms are one big and one small, the big bedroom is fifteen square meters, and the small bedroom is twelve square meters. It can only be said that things like sharing...

Fan Shuangshuang said: "We sleep in a small room, and the big room will serve as a small music room for you. You can usually play some guitars, keyboards, etc., so that you can write song demos."

Zhou Le: "You have the final say."

Fan Shuangshuang suddenly said: "Buy another small sofa that can be folded, and you can use it on the spot when you open it. When grandma comes to visit us, we will sleep on the small sofa. And buy a wooden basin, which is the kind of thick wooden basin that grandma soaks her feet..."

Zhou Le touched her face: "I'll buy you another dressing table, the small one."

Deng Chao finally stopped spoiling the scene, and nodded secretly. It could be seen that Fan Shuangshuang was really moved, and Zhou Le was a good kid.

Fan Shuangshuang glared at Deng Chao who was watching closely, and dragged Zhou Le to the living room, ready to talk about her plan, when another head appeared at the door.

A beautiful man jumped in with a grin on his face: "Yo~"

Fan Shuangshuang opened her mouth to scold.

Deng Chaoxian scolded: "Oh, you are so big!"

"Hahahahaha..."

Han Lu laughed loudly before nodding to Zhou Le: "Xiao Le, Sister Shuang."

Seeing that he called Zhou Le first and then herself, Fan Shuangshuang felt that this kid was not bad.

Zhou Le smiled and said, "Brother Lu is so free too? Do you live not far away?"

Han Lu: "Ask for leave to accompany my girlfriend, my house is close to here. I'm surprised that Sister Shuang is so free..."

Fan Shuangshuang ignored her, and pulled Zhou Le to talk about the plan: "Just buy a three-meter sofa, and then buy a single sofa to put in the corner, and don't need a coffee table. That thing is most useless and blocks space. Buy a slightly larger TV and hang it on the wall. Don't use a TV cabinet. Throw this broken TV cabinet away. You can put two stools on the balcony of the living room, and put a few small potted plants..."

Zhou Le just smiled and nodded, as long as it is what you want, it is fine.

Han Lu and Deng Chao leaned against the wall on one left and one on the right, with their hands in their pockets: "This is... a new house?"

Deng Chao: "Otherwise? If it's just to buy a property, why am I asking you to watch it?"

"Wow! They are so sweet."

"You two are sweeter, sweeter."

"Hahaha... Tongtong is so young, the little girl is very angry. This one is different. I have seen it so many times before, tsk! How cold, domineering, and powerful! No matter what kind of occasion, big or small, all the other female stars present are crushed by her. Looking at it now, I feel that Tongtong is not yet old."

"Very good, better than following that one."

"You mean wholesale...hahahahahaha! Yes, yes, yes!"

"That bastard, if we break up, we'll scold him and talk about the bed... don't mention him."

Running Man fell apart this year, the show is basically over, and the three most core members have left.In the past, there was Xiao Jiujiu in Running Man, and Deng Chao, Chen He, and Lu Han were on one side.

Thinking of the fact that two months ago, that guy was still showing off when he was recording the show, saying that Fan Shuangshuang was easy to get started, and he could win it in less than a month.

As a result, Zhou Le and Fan Shuangshuang made an official announcement a month later, and the guy almost died of anger.

Deng Chao gossiped: "Fan Shuangshuang cut half of this year's announcements to fall in love."

Han Lu nodded: "Amazing! I admire you!"

Fan Shuangshuang pulled Zhou Le back to the living room, pointed to the wall and said, "I want to order a huge wallpaper, and the whole wall is covered with your handsome face!"

Zhou Le looked up: "Buy another crystal lamp."

Fan Shuangshuang shook her head: "No, just buy a cheap but good-looking small chandelier. The small chandelier is more cozy, and then put a table lamp in the corner."

Zhou Le: "Listen to you."

The house was not big, so I had read and planned everything, but Fan Shuangshuang went shopping alone, as if she couldn't finish it.

Zhou Le came over to smoke, no matter how light bulbs are, they are also guests, the first two guests in the new home.

In fact, Zhou Le is not addicted to cigarettes, and smoking too much is harmful to the throat, but Zhou Le will still smoke one when there are people, and only take two or three puffs of one, and burn the rest, because smoking is also a kind of social interaction, just like drinking.

The three of them swallowed and chatted.

A fat head came in: "Yo~"

Deng Chao and Lu Han said in unison: "Hey, you are tall!"

"Hmph ha ha ha ha ha, I heard that Goddess Frost was beheaded by the horse, where is it?"

Chen He walked in with his hands in his pockets in slow motion, and took the cigarette from Zhou Le.

Many celebrities smoke, just because they are afraid of being photographed publicly.

Zhou Le lit the fire for him: "The old furniture is being fiddled with inside, and they are thrown away and replaced."

Chen He and Zhou Le are the most familiar. They drank the same pot of wine and slept in the same bed in "Mushroom House". He said regretfully, "I also said that I would ask you to go out and abuse people. Now it seems that there is no need for this... I have been abused in reality! Hahahaha..."

Han Lu: "Hahahahaha..."

Deng Chao: "Puff cough cough cough..."

Zhou Le couldn't help laughing and trembling, that's right, it's me!

Fan Shuangshuang came over with a suspicious look on her face: "What are you talking about? Laughing like this?"

Zhou Le handed her a half-smoked cigarette: "It's nothing, brother Chao said to invite us to dinner, I said next time, we have to fly to Kunming today."

Deng Chao also said nonsense: "Yes! I have no other advantages of this person, but I am generous! As long as friends come, good wine and good meat are enough. Sister Shuang, we have known each other for so many years, and I will not talk about it. It was the first time I met Zhou Le. I seemed to see myself when I was young. I was as handsome as me, and I hit it off..."

Chen He: "Hehe~"

Han Lu: "Hahahahaha..."

Deng Chao suppressed a smile: "Anyway, seeing that you guys are happy to propose a new house, I not only want to compose a poem, but also treat you to a good meal to congratulate you both. However, Zhou Lefei was polite to me and said that I am leaving today..."

In fact, there was no talk of treats at all, Deng Chao was pretending to be generous and purely pretending to be coercive.

Zhou Le smiled and said, "Tomorrow, I will record a driver's license test program in Kunming, so I really have to rush there today."

Deng Chao exaggeratedly sighed: "Hey~ If you have money, you can't spend it. It's a great pity in life! I..."

Fan Shuangshuang: "Go to treat Brother Chao."

Deng Chao was embarrassed: "Ah? Didn't you say you were going to Kunming?"

Fan Shuangshuang smiled softly. Wearing high heels, she leaned her head on Zhou Le's shoulder: "In order to live up to brother Chao's enthusiasm, we can get up at four o'clock tomorrow morning to take the plane, and it will be about time before we get there."

Deng Chao: "..."

Pretending to be broken!

Han Lu Gonghuo: "Please! You must please, otherwise I will look down on you!"

Chen He also said fiercely: "Old Dengtou, you spit and nail, please, you are not human!"

Deng Chao laughed: "Why did it rise to the level of personal attack? Please!"

The others watched him silently.

Deng Chao licked his lips, took out his mobile phone to call his wife, and went to the balcony to ask for instructions in a low voice.It's not about asking for funds, but that you will definitely drink when you treat guests.

After finalizing the matter of treating guests and drinking, the four men started chatting nonsense again, very happy.

Fan Shuangshuang curled her lips, not knowing what was so funny about firecrackers blowing up the latrine.

There were 4 sluts among the 3.5 men. Fan Shuangshuang didn't bother to talk to them, so she went to the side and called Coke to change the ticket and other work matters, and then started to clean up some small old things.

After a while, 2.5 bitches left together.

Fan Shuangshuang found out that among these few, Han Lu was the better one, at least he was not obviously cheap.

"Wait a minute!"

Fan Shuangshuang called the three of them to stop.

The three of them were at a loss, what's wrong?We're just here to make trouble, and we don't really want to disturb the world of the two of you.

Fan Shuangshuang pointed to the three bags of old things that had been cleared to the living room, as well as a table and three stools: "By the way, help me take them and throw them away."

Three people: "..."

Zhou Le grinned, Shuang Niuer is smart.

Fan Shuangshuang: "If you are free this afternoon..."

"No time no time."

The three guys grabbed their stuff and ran away.

After closing the door, Fan Shuangshuang smiled domineeringly with her hands on her hips: "Fight with me?"

Zhou Le looked at Fan Shuangshuang, whose forehead was sweating, cheeks were slightly red, and sleeves were rolled up, and he couldn't help feeling distressed, and said with a smile, "I'm busy now? Why do you need to change the ticket? Are you awake? Just for that meal of wine and meat?"

Fan Shuangshuang rushed over, jumped up and down to kiss Zhou Le, but couldn't, so she pursed her lips and waited.

Zhou Le buried his head and kissed her.

Long time, lips parted.

Fan Shuangshuang's eyes fluttered and she winked like silk: "I'm staying at home tonight!"

Zhou Le smiled and shook his head: "How can I live here? At least the walls have to be repainted, the wooden floor has been laid, and furniture and appliances have been added before I can move in. It should be early."

Fan Shuangshuang was about to cry: "I want to live at home! Happy~"

It turned out to be the reason.

Zhou Le kissed her again: "Ask Coke to bring over the toiletries, cosmetics, and a change of clothes. We'll go buy bed sheets, bedding, pillows, etc., and we'll buy some we need, and we'll add the rest slowly."

Fan Shuangshuang hooked Zhou Le's neck and smiled, "Yes! Don't let her help decorate the house, and don't let other people intervene. Let's do it ourselves and fill the house little by little."

Zhou Le: "In this situation, I want to compose a poem..."

Fan Shuangshuang rolled her eyes again: "Who is not good to learn from?"

Zhou Le said elegantly: "Yi Niyan flew to the front of the painting hall. Occupying the safe place of Xingliang, the light body is only pitied by the master. It is a good fate."

"You wrote it? New song?"

"What? This is a poem at the end of Tang Dynasty, called "Recalling Jiangnan: Swallow with Nipples in its mouth."

"What do you mean?"

"Look, are you uneducated? This poem means that swallows with soil in their mouths fly to the front of the ornately decorated lobby, occupying a stable place between the beams, and their light body is only because of the love of the master. A good marriage is enviable."

"Isn't that what I'm talking about?"

"That's right! It's about you Xiaoyan who builds a nest with mud...Little Jinsuoer!"

Fan Shuangshuang raised her eyebrows, she was really good at talking.

Then, the two went out hand in hand, went to the nearest supermarket to buy what they needed, and swallows built a new nest with mud, just like newlyweds with sweet love.

(End of this chapter)