The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 192 Zhou Le is Killing Crazy
After Zhou Le sang the first guest, he picked up the suona and showed it for a while, which was very joyful.

Dire Liba, Guna Liza, Yang Mi, Wang Ou, He Jiong, Sa Beiyu, Zhao Liying, An Yuexi, Lin Yuner, Han Lu, Deng Chao, Huang Taozi, Sun Zuer and others who are watching Zhou Le's live broadcast, all They were all stunned.

Many of these celebrities registered Douyin accounts specifically to watch Zhou Le do things. After all, they usually play Weibo.

At this moment, their admiration for Zhou Le is like a torrent of river water...

Absolutely, absolutely!

Isn't that who sang it?

Those who came to watch Zhou Le's live broadcast were not only these celebrities, but also many artists secretly hiding at home to watch. Some wanted to see Zhou Le make a fool of himself, some wanted to see him counterattack, and some were just out of curiosity to join in the fun.

But when the song was sung, everyone was convinced, Zhou Le is so fucking strong!
I don't know if the Four Beasts of Beijing are also watching Zhou Le's live broadcast.

But there is a high probability that you will see it, right?
Fan Shuangshuang laughed until the corners of her eyes were filled with tears. She couldn't hold back her laughter at all. She laughed even harder than the first time she heard it, because this was a live broadcast. Who would her family understand?
Her hands were shaking so much that she almost couldn't flip the lyrics.

Zhou Le:

it always thinks

tonsils swollen bigger than brain fat

Fan Shuangshuang: "Puff goose goose goose..."

The comments in the live room are frantically swiping, very insightful:

"Fuck~"

"Too vivid..."

"high!"

"It's really high."

"It's really high!"

"It's really high, it's just... high!"

"How tall is it?"

"The pine tree is so tall, hahaha~"

"There is a picture, shake your head and fan: I thought..."

Zhou Le:

When a dog gets down with a bone in its mouth
will see its tail

Live commentary:

"Wang?"

"Wow~"

"Who? Who is this?"

"Don't inquire about the Wang Wang team!"

"Wang with a bone in his mouth!"

"I really don't want my face for the bones."

"Thankfully, Zhou Le respects him more."

"Except for spraying at the beginning, the two of them really got along well afterwards."

"Insulting Fan Shuangshuang's charity of saving lives is really disgusting!"

"Yes, Sister Shuang has been wronged too much these two days..."

"Exhaust!"

Fan Shuangshuang couldn't straighten her back anymore, she leaned sideways on the chair and twitched with laughter: "Goose goose goose is hungry..."

Zhou Le had to translate the lyrics by himself:
When you step on a crab and look at it
I found a tortoise

comment:

"Step on? How to step on it?"

"Stomp on cigarette butts like you do!"

"It doesn't matter~"

"Hahaha!"

"Fucking invincible, this song..."

"Brother Le Conferred God!"

"It's too high, release it soon, I want a single loop!"

"It's all right~"

"How did he keep from laughing? Sister Shuang almost died laughing."

Zhou Le sings very attentively and doesn't find it funny at all. My songs are about strange stories in Liaozhai, not funny songs. Why are you all laughing?It must be that you don’t know how to appreciate it. This is a serious work.

At Nanhai B&B, the six old fast men have gone crazy, and the young three are worshiping Zhou Le in front of the TV.

Su Xing was reading the comments: "Wow hahaha~ The audience in the comment section understands so well, I'm dying of laughter!"

Chen Chusheng was speechless in admiration while drinking the wine: "Nice! This kid is much better than us back then, but the lyrics are a little plain..."

Picking scallops, water, come
Hibiscus

There is an onion in Baogudi
Pretend to be bigger than that mallet

Wang Zhengliang: "Here we come, Gao Ya is here, do you understand?"

Chen Chusheng was indeed a little silly: "What do you mean?"

Wang Zhengliang is a professor at any rate, and he has studied ancient literature in order to write songs. He explained: "This sentence comes from Qu Yuan's Chu Ci, picking scallops in water, and picking hibiscus at the end of wood. Scutellaria does not grow in water, hibiscus flowers It's not on the treetops, it's probably saying that doing things that violate the laws of development of things will lead to nothing, satirizing those people."

Chen Chusheng nodded.

On the ground, Lu Huji nodded: "Oh, so advanced!"

Zhang Jin: "Look~"

Wang Zhengliang showed off: "Hey, hey! Aren't they the songs of Xiaole, not elegant? Hey! This is elegant, tailor-made elegant music, hahahaha..."

Cool!
Flies sting the seamless balls
When I thought about it, I picked a wild chrysanthemum
After a song was sung and the accompaniment was not over, Zhou Le blew the suona again to send you to heaven!
Want to be famous, huh?
Want heat, huh?

Brother to you!

After blowing the suona, the accompaniment ends.

Zhou Le unscrewed the thermos cup given by Di Reliba and drank a sip of water to moisten his throat. These songs are very high today, and they are sung live. There is no professional microphone, just a mobile phone, so take out the best This is the professional ethics of a musician.

When Di Reliba saw this, her cheeks were slightly red, that was the cup I used, hee~
Guna Liza: "There's something wrong with you!"

Dire Liba: "Are you crazy? Watch your man's live broadcast and don't talk."

Guna Liza: "Is that thermos yours? The pink one must be from you. Sister Shuang will only buy him a blue one."

Dire Liba: "..."

That is, there are some idiots, she has a low IQ but her intuition is accurate, and she makes sneak attacks from time to time, which makes people hard to guard against.

The two of them are now lying on the bed in the hotel room of the crew and holding the tablet to watch Zhou Le. Guna Liza insists on sleeping with Di Reliba, but Di Reliba refuses to let her go to bed, and she even wets the bed in her own room. He also said that sooner or later they will be good sisters in a quilt, and they even want to form a group called Xiyu Shuangsha...

Guna Liza hugged Dire Liba and sighed: "Sister Shuang is really beautiful, today's floral dress is even more amazing, like a flower fairy~"

Liba patted her messy hands away: "It really can't compare to..."

Guna Liza started again: "Do you still want to compete? This kind of thinking is not good, don't have the desire to compare, but unite, love and help each other..."

Dire Liba disgusted: "You guys are so stupid, don't tell me."

If it hadn't been for Zhou Le telling her last time that Gu Na Liza said she was a good friend with her, Liba would have been too embarrassed to contact Li Zha. As a result, Gu Na Liza was really enthusiastic and ran towards her crew every day, always saying Recalling what happened in high school, I kept thanking the smart Liba for taking care of the idiot Liza, and even said that she would marry her...

From now on, her name will be Guna Liba, and her name will be Direliza, so that Direliba can't tell who is who.

Might as well be Malzahar and Sawadeeka.

"Zhou Le can really talk nonsense, haha!"

Guna Liza laughed.

In the live broadcast room, Zhou Le was seriously explaining the inspiration for the song "Upside Down Song", saying that Liaozhai is a wonderful book that can enlighten people.

Di Reliba also laughed: "His mouth is so slippery, it's full of trains..."

Xiao Meiza suddenly put away her smile: "Slippery? Have you ever kissed?"

Little Meiba hurriedly said: "No!"

"Have!"

"No, we're innocent, we've only held hands."

"what???"

"It's...it's reasonable for good friends to hold hands, right?"

"what???"

"It's reasonable, it's your dirty mind!"

"You have learned all my hard-talking tricks, senior sister, you are so good~"

"I'm too lazy to talk to you. Puchi ~ cluck cluck cluck..."

"Hey~ Hehehehehehe..."

It turned out that it was Zhou Le who was talking wildly again, making the two of them laugh instantly, as well as Fan Shuangshuang and the 500 million viewers in the live broadcast room.

When asked what the song wants to express, Zhou Le is serious:

"Express what? Isn't that obvious? Look at who is the author of this song? It is both beauty and wisdom, the embodiment of heroes and chivalry, changing the social atmosphere, sweeping thousands of girls, stimulating the music market, and enhancing the connotation of young people. , Zhou Le, who is in Yushu Linfeng, is personable and personable!"

Fan Shuangshuang finally walked out of the song, her facial features barely returned to their original positions, and she pressed her stomach, which hurt.

Hearing Zhou Le's bragging, he didn't hold back: "Puff goose goose goose goose goose..."

Zhou Le said again: "The theme of this "Upside-Down Song" is of course to promote traditional culture, spread positive energy, and sing the praises of truth, goodness and beauty! Also, Ms. Fan, what do you mean by laughing all the time? Is it because I think my songs are not aesthetically pleasing? Advanced?"

Fan Shuangshuang laughed painfully, her voice drifting: "Goose goose goose~ no, puff~"

The live broadcast room is hi again.

Sister Shuang is also good at tidying up!
Zhou Le himself never laughed when he was funny, and asked with a puzzled face, "You? I remember you are from a music family in the city, right?"

Fan Shuangshuang pursed her lips: "Marry a chicken as a chicken and marry a dog as a dog."

Zhou Le: "Oh! That's reasonable. However, you should listen to my previous songs more in the future, and don't listen to these songs today. They are too elegant and you won't understand them."

Fan Shuangshuang gave him a blank look.

Zhou Le looked at the comments: "Does it mean more than this one? Hehe~ Is your brother Le a person who can't afford to write a song? It's too embarrassing to open a live broadcast and only sing one song? Bi Wang is a shameless person. "

Fan Shuangshuang: "Pfft...you continue."

Zhou Le can't be dealt with by her anymore, how can I be shameless?I still have to face a few times.

"Today brought a total of four new songs, in addition to "Upside Down Song", there are three more, the next one..."

Fan Shuangshuang said in astonishment: "Four? Didn't you just say two?"

Zhou Le: "I lied to you! Aren't you just lied to by me? Haha! You got duped one after another, it's different!"

Fan Shuangshuang pouted her small mouth, feeling aggrieved and happy at the same time... It was only right to be tricked away by him.

Zhou Le continued to say to the audience: "There are four songs in total. Sister Shuang only knows the first two, and the last two are surprises for her. However, there are only 700 million people now? I will sing the second one when it exceeds [-] million. Then tell the story of "Raksha Haishi"..."

"Speaking of which, when Ma Ji arrived in Luocha Kingdom, the people there were very scared when they saw Ma Ji, and regarded him as a monster, saying why this man was so ugly, even a monster would be shocked when they saw him!..."

The comment section is discussing Zhou Le's last song, which is too sharp and tough. Everyone thinks that Zhou Le can become a god with "Upside Down Song".

The audience who came in later were asking what happened, feeling like they missed a million dollars.

There was an audience member named Huang Taozi, who kept buying presents there. It was a new account. The audience thought it was a fake, but Zhou Le knew that he was real. The pretender must have been shocked by me as a pretender.

In the luxurious office of his company, Huang Taozi took the company's newly signed female artist Xu Yiyang to watch the live broadcast together.

Xu Yiyang just laughed, thinking that his boss is very cute: "Aren't you afraid that those people will hate you if you openly give him gifts like this?"

Huang Taozi looked disdainful: "Cut! I am much richer than Fan Shuangshuang, how dare they provoke me?"

Indeed, his family's assets were about five times that of Fan Shuangshuang's.

Xu Yiyang shook his head: "You are too ugly with your appearance."

Huang Taozi: "How dare you say I'm ugly? I'll block you!"

Xu Yiyang pouted.

Huang Taozi: "Why don't we both make an official announcement?"

Xu Yiyang was frightened: "Don't! You're not Zhou Le, you can't even compare with Han Lu, why do you have an official announcement? Work hard, you, you are out of tune all day, like a little kid who doesn't grow up."

Huang Taozi felt very refreshed by being scolded, and he felt comfortable all over: "Don't you know that you have grown up?"

Xu Yiyang rolled his eyes.

Huang Taozi: "Hey, do you think this "Upside Down Song" is considered a masterpiece? I think this song is a godsend, it can be called a classic. In 50 years, no satirical song can surpass it! I am so happy to hear it , the best work ever..."

Xu Yiyang stabbed the knife: "Zhou Le slapped you in the face every minute, and there will be more later."

Huang Taozi immediately put away his face: "Yeah~"

The number of people in the live broadcast room is 997 million, and the number is still beating rapidly.

All audiences are focused, it's coming!

Second song!

What song will it be?Wouldn't it be like "Upside Down Song" pointing at the nose and scolding?That's too violent...

"Okay! The number of people in the live broadcast room has exceeded 1000 million. I will finish the story and sing after I finish the story."

Zhou Le picked up another sketchbook, but I won't give it to Fan Shuangshuang, she is unreliable, so I should turn over the lyrics myself.

"Ma Ji met the son of the Dragon King in Luochahai City. The latter took Ma Ji to the Dragon Palace. The Dragon King asked him to stay as an official and betrothed his daughter to him. Ma Ji lived a prosperous life from then on. A rich life. That's the end of the story."

The comment area is full of cue new songs.

Zhou Le resolutely opened the sketchbook, and there were a few large characters written on it - "Guoshan Tune · Luochahai City".

Sure enough, it was still singing Liaozhai, the curiosity of the audience was aroused, and they were very excited.

Zhou Le explained: "In fact, Pu Songling wrote two stories, Luocha Kingdom and Haishi. The first part is reality, and the latter part is fantasy..."

Fan Shuangshuang watched him tease the audience's curiosity, and couldn't help but dislike him again. This guy is really cheap, but he is so cheap.

"Ah? Who wrote the words in the lyrics? I wrote them, isn't it beautiful? The words are like a person!"

"This is called Engraving Song Style. I took calligraphy classes when I was young..."

"The old man who told us to write brush characters is actually an old craftsman who engraved steles. He is good at all kinds of fonts, but I think engraving Song style is beautiful, so I learned this..."

"When I was in middle school, I wrote the school's big board newspaper..."

Zhou Le is still grinding.

Nanhai B&B, while Zhou Le was whetting his appetite, several old fast men were also discussing Zhou Le's new song.

Wang Zhengliang said with a smile: "I suggest that we sing a duet with him for this song. The backing tune is Northeast Errenzhuan. We can really keep up with the lyrics."

Zhang Jin: "Oh? The backer tune is the tune of Errenzhuan?"

Wang Zhengliang said: "This song is [-]% swearing at people by name! I don't know him yet? Knowing a son is like a father! Moreover, after he finished swearing at people by name, those few still dare not speak up. Why? So who is with that? People from the Northeast, what can they say? Dare to say that the duo in their hometown is native? Dare to speak of Master Pu Songling's poetry? Dare?"

Su Xing's mind turned quickly: "This is a counterattack that has been planned for a long time! Every aspect has been considered, no wonder he didn't compose his own music this time, it was all adapted from minor tunes from various places."

Chen Chusheng sipped his wine: "I like Zhou Le's words, it's very refreshing!"

On the screen, Fan Shuangshuang couldn't take it anymore, and kicked Zhou Le: "Sing quickly! You talk so much nonsense, I can hear cocoons in my ears."

Zhou Le: "Okay."

The comment area is full of Sister Shuang's good tutor!Everyone has long been disgusted with Zhou Le's intentional procrastination.

When the prelude sounded, it was also very cheerful.

Fan Shuangshuang had already laughed out loud: "Goose goose goose goose..."

The audience was suddenly pleasantly surprised, Sister Shuang smiled!

This song or that style? !

Zhou Le shook his legs with the rhythm of the music with a face of enjoyment. The original song bought in the system was too slow, and it didn’t sound happy enough. Therefore, Zhou Le adapted the 1.25 times speed version, which was spicy and playful, sharp and Sand sculpture.

Rakshasa Kingdom is [-] miles to the east
After seven rushes and three inches of yellow mud across the scorched sea
There is a river of Yiqiu just for him

The river flows through Gougouying
Wang Zhengliang was singing along, when he suddenly said dryly: "After seven times, we will cross the scorched sea... vomit~哕~"

A few old Bebes humming along next to him looked at Uncle Wang with strange expressions. They didn't understand that Zhou Le's master really understood the lyrics and had a visual sense of them, and couldn't stand it...

The vast majority of the audience is also confused. Why is this song so profound?

I don't understand what it means at all.

then……

The Chaganer of Gougou Ying is called Mahu

Shilihuachang has a nickname

She has two ears near her shoulders and three holes in her nose
Turn your back before you speak

"Goose goose goose goose..."

Fan Shuangshuang was already laughing out of the screen, almost falling down.

"Hahahahahaha..."

The sudden burst of laughter resounded in thousands of households in China. They thought Zhou Le's song was euphemistic, but they didn't expect it to be more straightforward and brave.

What a good one to turn around before speaking!
ruthless!
Zhou Le even used the music talent show he participated in to make fun of it, awesome Klass!

When the audience suddenly understood, the comment area became extremely exciting:
"Awesome~"

"This song is good for digestion."

"Mahu donkey??"

"Haha, that's him!"

"Who?"

"Whoever has donkey face is who~"

"Stamp on cigarette butts?"

"I'm not a fan, I'm in the pit!"

"From today onwards, I'm also Zhou Le's fan! He's really flamboyant!"

"Divine Comedy of the Year!"

"Wonderful~"

"It feels even better than the last song!"

"The lyrics are so interesting!"

"I'm so happy to laugh at you, I'm eating, and now the dishes are full of rice..."

"The mentor turns around for you!"

"King Zhou Bi is really brave..."

Squat down in the nest every day to lay eggs
For most of my life, the old fan thought he was a chicken

The Mahu didn't know he was a donkey
That bird doesn't know she's a chicken
Always pretend to be elegant

Father-in-law has a good reputation since ancient times

hey hey yo~
A new line of lyrics made the comment area even more explosive. Mahu is amazing enough, and another bird is amazing.

The comments are all: "A stroke of genius!"

Fan Shuangshuang couldn't take it anymore, she didn't want to laugh wildly in front of the camera, she hid aside and squatted on the ground laughing and slapped the ground with her hands, she was so happy, after so long being angry with birds, it was so cool to fight back!

My man is amazing.

"A Thousand Bone Flowers" crew hotel, the three tortoise sisters, Coke, and Lin Yuner were also watching the live broadcast on the big TV in the living room, and they were laughing all over the place.

Zhao Liying laughed while wiping away her tears: "Hahaha~ Zhou Le is crazy today! Another chicken, hahaha..."

An Yuexi: "There is also Gou Lan who is elegant. Didn't they say that Zhou Le's songs are not elegant enough? They are elegant, hahaha!"

Li Chun: "His words scolded us together. This sentence means that the entertainment industry is the same as Goulan."

An Yuexi: "Never mind him! Anyway, it sounds cool!"

Lin Yuner looked adoring: "Zhou Le is really too strong, just like Liu Chan, he killed seven in and seven out."

Coke corrected: "Seven in and seven out is Zhao Yun, didn't you act in that TV series?"

Lin Yuner: "You just said whether Liu Chan was there when he entered seven times and went out seven times?"

Master Coke from a prestigious school got stuck: "Uh..."

Everyone: "Hahahaha..."

After the interlude, the singing continues:
A young man came from the west, his name is Ma Ji
Mei Fengzi Shao Suave Huaxia's children

Just rafting the sea for others

Longyou wandering in dangerous shoals
Zhao Liying laughed until she drooled, wiped it and said, "Suck it~ This guy, when he sings about himself, he starts boasting wildly, he died laughing."

Coke: "I'm going to be a dragon swimmer... Cool! Handsome~"

Lin Yuner: "I think what he sang is the truth. He is handsome, young and talented. The key point is that he is very brave. Moreover, this is a true story. Isn't that how he was bullied by those people? The real Longyou wandering in the dangerous shoal bad place."

When he sees Rakshasa Kingdom, he often turns upside down

Mahu loves to listen to the song of the bird

The grass chicken crows in the middle of the night as the dawn
The truth on the half door lintel
"what……"

A certain nobleman, who did not want to be named, let out a scream, and fell straight down, lying on the ground trembling, his teeth chattering, giggling in a daze.

Gao, Yang and Wang were all terrified and rushed to help her.

The four of them knew that Zhou Le was going to broadcast live tonight, so of course they got together to discuss countermeasures, and at the same time, they also watched Zhou Le's live broadcast.In the last song, the four of them were so angry that they dropped their wine bottles and glasses. It happened once, and I thought the second song would be better, but I didn't expect... it was even more poisonous!

It's fine if Mahu is a bird again.

The point is that the sentence "the truth is mounted on half the door lintel" is really vicious, especially for the only woman among the four, it is almost equivalent to pointing her nose and calling a whore.

Half-door, half-sliding door, and half-closed door mean the same thing, but how can you still express the truth?The bitch is more or less true...

Its red painted wings and black painted skin

Green Embroidered Cockscomb Gold Inlaid Hoof

But that coal egg was born black
No matter how you wash it, it's still a dirty thing

As soon as she was lifted up, Yingzi took a deep breath to express that she had to be strong, and then she heard the green embroidered cockscomb and gold inlaid hooves, her blood pressure exploded, that, that... Isn't that a look she had two days ago?
Green highlights, gold boots...

"Pfft~~~"

Her eyes went dark, she fell to the ground again, and began to convulse violently, her heart was overwhelmed.

Like a dying pig, it pumps very rhythmically.

Here, Zhou Le is singing for her:

The Mahu didn't know he was a donkey
That bird doesn't know she's a chicken
How can there be a painting hall like a pig or a dog?

Where can I get a shoehorn?
Hey hey hey~
beep beep beep beep beep...

Next, there was a very festive and playful suona solo, and the three rushed her to the hospital, fearing that the bird would disappear again.

More than 1000 million viewers across the country were dumbfounded, this singing is really touching, Zhou Le... is crazy!

(End of this chapter)