The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 21 The Umbrella Man
snort!Eat mine and spit it out!
Don't think that you have a great dregs physique, how dare you absorb my negative energy?It will be picked out for you in minutes.

Zhou Le, who was eating instant noodles on the train, was extremely happy after receiving the negative energy from Sister Zha.

Beautiful~
The speed of Suo instant noodles has increased a lot.

Last night, although two rooms were opened, the two finally slept in the same room. Guna Liza fell asleep while drinking, and the deadly Da Wusu was too cruel.

Bai Huahua is a beauty paralyzed in her arms, such a god-sent opportunity...

How could Brother Le miss it?

He put her on the carpet with his backhand, lifted his clothes and pulled down his trousers, hehehe... draw a huge turtle on her belly.

It's a pity not to draw a turtle with such a beautiful belly, and there are vest lines?
what?
Why not put it on the bed?
Whose bed is she, where will my brother Le sleep?

However, Zhou Le still has a bit of humanity. Before leaving in the morning, he found that the girl was sleeping too coolly with her belly exposed, and thoughtfully covered her with a blanket.

[Current negative energy value: 1453]

It was worth the trip! ! !

Who would have thought that just recording a program like "Idol Intern" would earn more negative energy than the previous three programs combined?
One step closer to the longevity card with 99999 points!
Zhou Le likes this show a little bit now. Not only are the instructors pissing off and pretending to be casual, but also big breasts... no, there are also cute Xiaoji and Xiaoshi.

[Main task A: Win the "Voice of China" championship and reward 8888 negative energy points. 】

[Main task B: Win the championship of "Happy Boys" and reward 9999 points of negative energy. 】

[Main task C: Win the championship of "Song of China", reward 7777 points of negative energy. 】

[Main task D: Increase the influence of the "Idol Trainee" program, and reward 5555 points of negative energy for each level up. 】

[Cultivation task: Help the stupid beauty Guna Liza to become a better self, and reward 15888 points of negative energy. 】

[Cultivation progress: 2%]

The main task is not bad, but the development task is obviously increased by 1%, why is there no reward?last time.

Is it more difficult to get to the back?

suck~
Zhou Le finished his noodles and drank soup.

The passengers next to him stared at him in unison, as if watching aliens mating.

shocked!
Zhou Le disliked them for being ignorant.

As we all know, the soup of instant noodles is ten times more delicious than the noodles, especially the pickled pepper beef flavor, the soup should not be wasted.

Everyone said that we all understand the truth, but why do you eat instant noodles in bags?

Still drinking soup?
Because bagged instant noodles are cheap!
Qian Zhoule is not too short. The work of the "Lezi Funeral Group" and the bar singing also make some money, but they are all used to buy guitars.

In order to use a good guitar for the competition, Zhou Le didn't even dare to buy a smartphone.

Zhou Le finished drinking the instant noodle soup in the bag with a straw, put it in a garbage bag, took out a tissue to wipe his mouth gracefully, and then wiped the straw. The straw can’t be thrown away. It’s still useful for eating instant noodles and noodle soup on the road. Bring chopsticks.

Everyone showed expressions of admiration, no wonder this guy can be on TV!

He is so naughty!

Zhou Le felt that it was commonplace, and he needed a bowl to eat instant noodles?
No wonder you can't get on TV!
Then, he took out his mobile phone, and there were seventeen unread text messages from Gu Na Liza lying quietly in it, and five missed calls.

Skip it!

Zhou Le clicked on the text message from Uncle Wang.

"Lezi, I've thought about the management company for you. With your bad personality, it's easy to be hidden. If you just want to be a pure musician, I suggest you sign with Shaocheng Generation, which is my company."

"At first, I helped you talk about two shows about playing songs, but later people watched the video of your stalking tutor, and things went wrong again."

"Our Chuanyin students are all good, but it's a pity that we are too far away from Monk Hai, the capital city, and Guangzhou. If you want to get ahead, you can only rely on the talent show. You can restrain your temper, and I will chat with the fast male program group later. I still have something to do with this program. .”

A total of three text messages, the concern is beyond words!
The uncle is afraid that Zhou Le will spoil the two programs "Song of China" and "Idol Trainee".

Zhou Le has known Wang Zhengliang since he entered Chuanyin, and now he is able to give advice on stage thanks to Uncle Wang's unselfish teaching. From singing to songwriting to arranging, Wang Zhengliang almost taught him everything. .

On the one hand, it was because Zhou Le was indeed talented, and on the other hand, it was because the two hit it off.

Zhou Le held his mobile phone and sent a text message: "Thank you, I am flattered."

After a while, the other side replied: "Who made me your father?"

"roll!"

Zhou Le pouted.

The news came again: "People who have been exposed to rain will always help others to hold umbrellas unconsciously. You are a good seedling, don't ruin your character."

Zhou Le is also very moved, but I can't change it, the dog system is driving me crazy.

"I will sign Shaocheng."

But he has already decided, it's better to sign for Shaocheng Generation than blindly sign Tianyu in the final stage of the game, right?

Wang Zhengliang and his generation of fast men were completely fooled by Tianyu.

The runner-up is a stubborn donkey, the champion is a silent stubborn donkey, and No.10 Uncle Wang is a silent old stubborn donkey. Because of his age, he was often ridiculed by the instructors.

That's the rain they've been drenched in.

Zhou Le is simpler, he doesn't want to be popular, he just wants to break into the entertainment circle and grab their wool, that's all.

After discussing the signing with Uncle Wang, Zhou Le clicked on Gu Naliza's text message.

"Are you sick? Why did you draw a turtle on my stomach?"

"I treat you as a friend and you still humiliate me?"

"Break off!"

……

"What kind of ink did you use to draw this pervert!! It can't be washed off!"

"It's still my money to open a room for drinking! Why?"

Yo?
This is blown up.

Zhou Le replied: "Sister Zha, do you know what a person holding an umbrella is?"

That side replied in seconds: "What?"

Zhou Le: "People who have been exposed to rain will always help others to hold umbrellas unconsciously. The one on your stomach is not a little turtle, but the umbrella I held up for you. Do you know why I drew it on your stomach?"

In the distant capital city, in the bathroom of the dormitory of the School of Film and Television, Gu Naliza, who had just returned to school, was stunned, and touched the mark of the little turtle that hadn't been cleaned.

She suddenly felt so ashamed!

It turned out that he was reminding me and warning me that it is easy to be bullied when drinking and clubbing with boys casually, and girls are born to suffer.

Zhou Le could have given me to..., but he didn't.

He is so warm!

I was so drunk last night, he didn't fuck me, covered me with a blanket, and persuaded me...

Moving!

The eye circles are red, and the nose is sore.

drop drop~
News from Zhou Le came again.

Gu Naliza immediately clicked on the message, full of anticipation, her heart was beating wildly, and the deer was bumping wildly, it was a feeling of heartbeat.

Zhou Le: "Because I'm afraid you won't see it on the buttocks..."

Guna Liza: "..."

Is this what people do?
[Negative Energy +66]

Cool~
On the other end, Zhou Le decisively turned off the phone and went back to his seat to sleep.

(End of this chapter)