The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 214 I will abuse you together

Regarding the show "Cute Detective Detective Detective", Zhou Le's current knowledge is limited to some clips from the previous season, because he has never watched it, and only knows that Huang Taozi was abused badly by Sun Leihong, which fully exposed his IQ.

Another understanding is some side feedback from Ning Jing, Gu Naliza and Huang Taozi, which are all subjective.

But it doesn't matter, Le Ge doesn't fear anyone in variety shows.

This day, Zhou Le and Huang Taozi got up very early in order to catch up on time, and it was only after ten o'clock when they arrived in Hangzhou, and the other guests were still putting on makeup.

The dressing room was remodeled from a suite in the hotel, with male guests outside and female guests inside.

Artists' makeup is more interesting when recording a show. Some artists use the makeup artist of the program group, such as Zhou Le, without wasting money.Some have their own make-up team, such as Guna Liza, anyway, every issue must be beautiful, this is what Fan Shuangshuang taught her.Some make up by themselves, such as Ning Jing, this is also a characteristic aspect of her, and she always feels that she is the most beautiful when she is transformed.

As soon as Huang Taozi entered the door: "Yo~ have you put it all on? Yes, it takes the longest time to put on makeup for those who are not good-looking. I'm not in a hurry. You guys put it on first. Let me introduce you..."

He is very passionate and wants to introduce Zhou Le to everyone.

In the end, Zhou Le didn't need his introduction at all, he had already greeted the artists, She Niu never knew what shyness was, and besides, he knew all the guests of Meng Tan.

"Brother Lei Hong! This foundation is a bit thick~"

Zhou Le walked over with a lollipop in his mouth.

Sun Leihong got up and ate candy in Zhou Le's pocket: "You don't care if my foundation is thick or not, no, are you really here? The concert is cancelled?"

He is really guilty, because he abuses Guna Liza almost every issue.

Zhou Le: "The cute detective guest, Lei Hong, has been suffering for a long time, so I specially invited me to come and do justice for the heavens."

Sun Leihong smiled: "Cut! Last time I let you go, you thought you were really capable? See how I abused you today."

Zhou Le ignored him, and went to say hello to a male guest: "Hello, Teacher Yu Yang."

"Hello~"

Yu Yang is a TV host, known as Dalonglian, and is Lizha's friend.

Then, Zhou Le came to a man with a treacherous and wretched appearance, and shouted, "Mr. Han Lu! I have long admired your name!"

Xu Zhisheng was flattered: "Hahaha~ Hello Zhou Dingliu, everyone is a top-ranking person, please take care of me."

He is known as the talk show Han Lu, and his looks are against the sky.

That's all for the male guests, and the female guests in the room also came to join in the fun.

Xu Zhisheng muttered, "Fortunately, I'm not ashamed to say that I am Zhou Le of the talk show world, otherwise, he would have killed me on the spot."

Sun Qian dissed: "Do you feel comfortable calling Han Lu?"

"Sister Jing, Sister Na, Sister Qian, yo ~ Sister Mao Xiaotong is here too? You are so beautiful!"

Zhou Le directly skipped Ning Jing, Xie Na and Sun Qian, and chatted with Mao Xiaotong who met for the first time. This sister is really beautiful, her face is full of collagen, her skin is fair and pure, she doesn't look like she is 30 years old at all.

Zhou Le never boasted casually, but just told the truth.

Mao Xiaotong was a little embarrassed: "Hi Zhou Le, I've heard your songs before, do you know me?"

Zhou Le said without shame: "I know all the beautiful actresses! The ones who look average are..."

Mao Xiaotong immediately understood that this top-notch person never watched TV dramas or watched variety shows, and only recognized female artists based on their appearance. However, this was also normal. She stepped aside and pointed to the inside of the dressing room, teasing:

"For example, you don't know this person?"

I saw that Gu Naliza pouted and pretended to ignore Zhou Le, but instead of saying hello to me first, he chatted with Mao Xiaotong.

Zhou Le continued to stare at Mao Xiaotong's eyes: "Sister Tong put on false eyelashes?"

Mao Xiaotong looked a little unnatural: "No..."

Zhou Le came closer to observe, and then said: "It's so long that it's real. I thought that, like Sister Jing, people can stand on false eyelashes."

Mao Xiaotong: "Pfft~"

Ning Jing said angrily, "Your sister also has real eyelashes, okay?"

At this moment, Guna Liza hummed twice as a reminder.

Zhou Le smiled and waved to her: "Hi, Di Reliba!"

Guna Liza's expression was instantly messed up: "..."

[Negative Energy +44]

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The entertainers laughed, and many makeup artists couldn't hold back.

What a beast!

But it can be seen that they have a very good relationship. As for the nature of the relationship, it is another matter. Anyway, it has been spread all over the circle, saying that Gu Naliza was too stupid to be cheated by Zhou Le.

Ning Jing laughed and kicked Zhou Le: "A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory! Why do you owe it so much?"

She and Zhou Le have known each other for a long time. After all, Zhou Le often went to the crew of "Dynasty Woman" to visit Sister Shuang, Fan Shuangshuang and Ning Jing shared a dressing room.

Anyway, in Ning Jing's eyes, Zhou Le has long been a big pig's trotter. Fortunately, he is very kind to Sister Shuang and Meiza, and he is very good-looking, otherwise she would really despise Zhou Le.

Good looks have privileges!
Sun Leihong quietly said to Huang Taozi: "Did you see it? I didn't lie to you, did I? These girls are so anxious..."

Huang Taozi shivered: "Scared~"

Zhou Le was not afraid, Ning Jing felt like scratching an itch these few times, he hid twice and sat down on an empty seat, asking the makeup artist to help with makeup.

The other artists also went back to continue their make-up, and chatted about gossip in the entertainment circle by the way.

It is the quickest to apply makeup to Zhou Le, because he has a perfectly modeled face, plus beautiful thick facial features, almost no need for retouching, a little grooming is enough, and he has just returned from "A Thousand Bone Flowers" The crew came back from the filming with a cropped cut and no need for hairstyles at all.

He was the first to leave after putting on his makeup, and went outside to drink yogurt and eat bread. The food in this program group was good.

When Zhou Le left, the gossip of the female artists immediately changed:

"Many people know about Wei Daxun and Yang Mi. Yang Mi seems to be hanging on him... Zhou Le is gone! Liza, hehehe~"

"Why~"

"What for? How long have you two been together?"

"We are just friends!"

"You just have to be stubborn, when we recorded "The Idol Is Coming", something was wrong with you..."

"Earlier than Fan Shuangshuang, I still don't know?"

"Sister Jing, what melon do you have?"

"Keep your voice down, Lizha, you little fool, at first you pursued Zhou Le, but in the end, that bastard Zhou Le gave it to you, Zhou Le drew a turtle on her belly and posted it on the Internet, and she still defended Zhou Le, isn't that right? What is pew..."

"How can I do it voluntarily."

"Oh? Not friends anymore?"

"We... We are very flexible if we are friends."

"Pfft hahaha..."

Mao Xiaotong's eyes widened and he ate melons. So the rumors about the two of them were true?She always thought that someone was blackmailing Guna Lizha, after all, this girl was too beautiful, so it was natural to trick her.

However, Zhou Le is really handsome!

Especially when he stares at you and smiles, it's a special Gu.

When Zhou Le was studying Mao Xiaotong's eyelashes just now, he looked at her with trepidation, plopping up and down.

Mao Xiaotong found that Zhou Le looked even better than on the camera.

His appearance and temperament are completely different from those of domestic entertainment idols. It is not the Korean style of delicate and fresh meat, but the tough and seductive Hong Kong-style male god. From him, you can see the similarities of Yanzu and Guanxi back then. shadow.

Here Xie Na is still whispering to persuade Guna Liza:

"You are almost as good as him, but women still need to find a man who is devoted to him and control him, so that they can live a stable life. Look at Zhao Liying, when we recorded the program last time, she said that she would not fall in love, and the liver career is the most important... "

Gu Naliza sneered, and said to herself, your second brother didn't tell you the truth.

When Sister Liying and I slept in the same room last time, she told me all about Zhou Le's flirting with her, and I was still angry at Zhou Le's incomprehensible style.

In fact, Zhao Liying knew it without mentioning Guna Liza, because of Sister Coke.

Mao Xiaotong suddenly asked: "I heard from the Internet that Zhou Le was also picked up from the garbage dump?"

Why do you say that?

Because she was picked up by her mother from the garbage dump and thrown by his father.

Guna Liza: "No, Zhou Le was picked up under the bridge hole. His mother doesn't want him anymore. It's worse than you. At least your mother wants you, but she doesn't have a father."

Mao Xiaotong: "..."

It doesn't have to be so straightforward.

Mao Xiaotong is not angry either, she really likes Gu Naliza, who is so naive, but if she thinks a little bit carefully, the word "scheming" will be written on her face, just like she pretended to be angry with Zhou Le just now, she almost has a head on her head A line reads "Come and coax me".

Zhou Le was half full after eating, and was taken by the assistant of the program group to record sideshows, which seemed to be called "start-up benefits", and also some food and drink, but they were all decorations, mainly for chatting.

When Zhou Le arrived, Ning Jing and Yu Yang were already chatting at the small dining table.

Yu Yang asked: "Sister Jing, can you tell me who is better in our show?"

Ning Jing thought for a while: "Anyway, Liza is a bit surprising..."

Zhou Le: "Amazingly stupid, isn't it?"

Yu Yang is also holding back his laughter, his face is almost twitching, can that thing understand the game?He and Guna Liza are quite familiar, they have worked together, and they will work together on a movie next time.

Ning Jing also laughed so much that she wiped the corners of her eyes with a tissue, and asked the program crew to cut off her smile, and said solemnly: "Li Zha, based on what I know about her, I think she may be worse than me, but in the end, she played well Yes, logical thinking or something."

Yu Yang was also shocked: "She still has logical thinking?"

Zhou Le expressed understanding: "It's because Sister Jing doesn't have logical thinking at all, and Gu Na Liza can win Sister Jing with a little bit."

Yu Yang suddenly said: "It makes sense!"

Ning Jing said with disgust: "Zhou Le, you are so annoying~"

Zhou Le smiled and said: "Based on what I know about my sister, you must not use your brain during the show. You don't want to think about it. How can you think logically? Gu Na Liza is eager to prove that she is not stupid on the show. So I worked hard to turn her little head that owes money."

Ning Jing: "..."

[Negative Energy +66]

The feeling of being said to have hit the gate of fate is mainly because I understand it too well.

Yu Yang looked at Zhou Le: "And Liza is quite naive in life, so naive that you don't even have the heart to bully her."

Zhou Le is silent, we are different...

So stupid and not bullying?Keep it for the New Year?
At this time, Guna Liza and Sun Qian came in. Liza greeted everyone in front of the camera, pretending to be unfamiliar with Zhou Le: "Mr. Zhou Le, nice to meet you! I like your music works very much."

Zhou Le ate the fruit: "How happy?"

Guna Liza was still playing with his temper, angry that Zhou Le didn't talk to her first: "You are now the top-ranking Asian little king of domestic entertainment, it is a great fortune to know you! I am very happy!"

Zhou Le: "You are happy too early, there are times when you cry."

Guna Liza: "..."

[Negative Energy +87]

Yu Yang helped her out: "Oh, mom, if you two don't know each other well, just hold back your conversation, come and sit next to me."

Gu Na Liza really sat there and chatted with Yu Yang, ignoring Zhou Le.

She didn't dare to cooperate with Zhou Le before, Zhou Le really could not want her, but as time went by, under the double doting of Zhou Le and Fan Shuangshuang, Gu Naliza was a little bit drifting, but she only dared to pretend to be angry , is still very good in private.

Zhou Le didn't mind, and sat down with Sun Qian to chat.

Sun Qian is the same height as Gu Naliza, with a similar figure, and some long legs. It's just that her appearance is much different, but she is a cute type.

"I go to bed early, and I don't sleep in."

"Me too."

"Zhou Le, what time do you usually get up?"

"I sleep up to eight o'clock. I usually get up at 06:30 for a run, and then hang my throat."

"It's not easy for a singer. Does sleeping in late affect the vocal cords?"

"Sleep will be late."

"Anyway, I don't stay up late. I sleep at most until ten o'clock every day."

Over there, Guna Liza popped her head: "I can't. When I'm not working, I can watch dramas and play games until dawn at night, and then sleep all day during the day."

Zhou Le ignored: "Does sister Qian usually exercise?"

Sun Qian thought for a while: "I don't exercise much, I just dance occasionally. You should like sports very much, right?"

Guna Liza: "I also like to dance and do yoga..."

Zhou Le continued to ignore: "I usually run and play basketball if there is a venue. Being a singer is actually very important to the body, and singing is physical work. Look at Zhou Qian who is so small, the core strength of the body is also very strong. "

Guna Liza: "Hey~ I also have core abilities!"

Zhou Le: "Sister Qian, can you eat spicy food?"

Sun Qian really can't stand it anymore, Guna Liza, if you pretend to ignore Zhou Le, don't talk, if you want to chat with him, don't show your face, it looks like you are a dog, she cue Guna Liza: " Can Sister Zha eat spicy food?"

Guna Liza nodded again and again: "I can eat spicy food, hot pot, barbecue, spicy chicken, etc., right Zhou Le?"

Zhou Le crossed Erlang's legs: "I...should I know?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The other three laughed again, it was you, Guna Liza, who pretended not to be familiar with it first, and now you ask him again.

In fact, when the show was broadcast, the audience was also in a complicated mood.

But happy!

I like to watch Zhou Le hate people the most, and sister Jing hates Meiza.

As the host, Yu Yang subconsciously smoothed things over: "Sister Jing can eat spicy food, right?"

Ning Jing: "Son, you are not young anymore, you don't know that I can eat spicy food?"

She is from the province, how can she not eat spicy food?

Yu Yang also saw that there was something wrong with Gu Na Liza, and if this continued, the audience would only discover her secret, so he began to control the scene, asked the three actresses about their work, and interviewed each of them for a few words.

Then I asked them how to balance life and career.

Ning Jing dared to say: "Anyway, I put work first. I have always... owed something to my family and my partner. I know that, but I can't put down my work and stay at home. A woman has a share It’s important to do your own business.”

Yu Yang flattered and then asked Guna Liza: "What about you? How do you balance?"

Guna Lizha thought: "Balance... how to balance career and love is quite difficult..."

Yu Yang glanced at diss and said, "No, no love! Don't keep thinking about love, it's about career and life."

Zhou Le shook his head while eating cantaloupe.

Tell me, what is she thinking about in her little head every day!

Guna Liza laughed stupidly at herself: "Ah! Career and life are actually pretty well balanced. I need to recharge when I'm tired from work, so I discussed with the team and asked me to take a period of time off, so that I can cultivate and relax. !"

Zhou Le continued to eat melons, to put it nicely, did you discuss it with your team when you needed to recharge?A person ran away from the assistant.

Now, Gu Naliza's agent still keeps in touch with Zhou Le on WeChat, and asks Zhou Le whenever she can't find her.

Ning Jing asked: "What if a good job suddenly came to you while you were resting?"

Gu Naliza's eyes immediately drifted away, and the corners of his mouth seemed to be smiling but not a smile. He sneaked a glance at Zhou Le, and then said stiffly: "Of course I will go to work!"

Ning Jing: "What if your boyfriend asks you for a date, and there is a sudden conflict with work?"

Guna Liza: "I... work! Hmph~"

I can't believe that expression.

But Meiza's main focus is a hard-talking!As soon as I pulled out my baby, I went to work on the liver.

Xiao Meiza is a full-fledged love brain, with almost zero ambition, and doesn't pick the quality of the script. It's all done by the team. She just plays around when she has nothing to do, heartless.

For example, when recording a program today, she has to do it in front of Zhou Le without any need. Is there anything like this among friends?

The audience is not stupid.

Fortunately, Zhou Le is not afraid, just play as long as you want, not only will I abuse Sun Leihong today, but I will also abuse you together.

Cry!

On the other hand, Gu Na Liza's friend, brother Yu Yang, was very worried. He kept trying to find favors for Gu Na Liza, and even gave Zhou Le a wink to ask him to keep it a little more.Liza is stupid, and you are not, so please save some face for her, otherwise, audiences all over the country will know about her relationship with you.

As a friend, Yu Yang is still very competent, and he was the most anxious person in the audience.

Ning Jing is detached, Sun Qian eats melons, and the two parties involved, Gu Naliza and Zhou Le, are directly in trouble. Yu Yang is so anxious to seek compensation and control the field.

Next, he tailored a question specifically for Liza, asking Ning Jing first, and then Sun Qian: "What is an independent woman, Sun Qian, forget it, you can eat first, Liza?"

Sun Qian smiled and continued to eat dragon fruit, this melon is really delicious.

Yes, what she ate was not dragon fruit but big melon.

Guna Liza thought stupidly: "Independent women? I think that's the kind. In love, a bird can be submissive but..."

Yu Yang scratched his head: "There is no love! Why do you always turn to love? Just say independent women!"

Guna Liza: "Oh, I think an independent woman should be confident and always shine!"

Yu Yang: "Emma! Your light dazzles me!"

Zhou Le took a cantaloupe and sang: "Sister is the queen, she is confident! Come if you love, don't be crazy if you don't love~"

Ning Jing and Sun Qian burst out laughing, this is too ironic!
Gu Na Lizha is so embarrassing, this song is so sandy, is he mocking me?
Am I talking stupid again?
Yu Yang immediately answered: "This song is great! Give it to Liza, it's a perfect match with you."

He found that Zhou Le really had a great sense of variety. With just these two lines of the song, Gu Na Liza instantly made up for it. It was like a mutual confrontation between bad friends, dispelling the ambiguous atmosphere that Gu Na Liza created just now.

So he asked Zhou Le: "Hey, do you write songs as soon as you open your mouth?"

Zhou Le said modestly: "No, the main thing is to have someone provide me with inspiration. Music is a kind of expression, just like talking. You can see Liza's stupid and confident smile, so I am full of inspiration, and I will send her another song."

Everyone looked at Zhou Le expectantly, writing songs as drinking water?
Guna Liza's eyes sparkled: "I'm very inspired, right? Hmph!"

Zhou Le: "Pig, your nose has two holes. When you catch a cold, you still have a snotty nose~"

The three of them suddenly burst into laughter, this one couldn't help it.

Guna Liza: "..."

[Negative Energy +99]

(End of this chapter)