The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 217 Zhou Le's Thai Massage Service

Chapter 217 Zhou Le's Thai Massage Service

Sun Leihong also yelled for Zhou Le to apologize, and everyone came out of the small room, and the living room was also very dark, with the lights flickering on and off.

Xu Zhisheng, Huang Taozi and Sun Leihong are still arguing with each other, making the show more effective.

Xie Na was trying his best to steal the spotlight, trying to get involved in everything.

Gu Naliza followed Zhou Le's butt step by step. She was afraid of the dark, but Zhou Le didn't pay much attention to her at ordinary times, and even pushed and hated her in the show, so she could only follow silently.

She was used to it, and Zhou Le beat her at the beginning, which was exciting.

Being rejected is also a different kind of happiness.

[Cultivation degree +1%]

Zhou Le and Mao Xiaotong chatted in a low voice, which was the topic she brought up on her own initiative. She asked Zhou Le if it was reliable to give Sun Leihong a Thai massage just now, so that he could tell the old man what to do if something went wrong.

Zhou Le said: "I really learned it! Twelve concerts, the schedule is very tight, all kinds of rehearsals, singing and dancing are very tiring, sister Shuang hired a senior masseuse for me, and massaged me for an hour every day The main purpose is to help relieve fatigue and restore physical strength. I heard that it also has some effects on correcting posture and spine. Anyway, it hurts when you press it, but it feels very comfortable after you press it. You will find yourself standing straighter than Yang Yang."

Mao Xiaotong let out a snort, covered his mouth, narrowed his eyes with a smile, and whispered, "You mean the one who plays basketball while going forward?"

Zhou Le: "Ang~"

Mao Xiaotong slapped Zhou Le: "You are really hurt! But, is that massage really that effective?"

Zhou Le nodded: "It's true. The masseur used to massage athletes. After several concerts in a row, I was able to record shows with vigor and vitality. The main reason is the masseur's strength."

Mao Xiaotong looked Zhou Le up and down: "I think you are in good health and young, a few concerts are nothing, right?"

Zhou Le: "Then you don't count Fan Shuangshuang, she follows me every day."

Mao Xiaotong: "..."

Fuck!This concert is indeed a very exhausting thing!
[Negative Energy +3]

One of them is young and strong, and the other is in his thirties and his needs are in full swing. Are they getting tired of being together every day?

Suddenly still a little dry mouth, Mao Xiaotong couldn't help raising his head and peeking at Zhou Le's side face, then lowered his head: "I'll try to find a Thai masseur later..."

Sun Qian: "23."

Zhou Le said generously: "Don't look back, I'll press it for you when the recording breaks."

Mao Xiaotong was nervous for a while, the Thai massage is to ride on the back of the person, right?He gives me a massage?Isn't that...

When she thought of the picture of Zhou Le riding on her back, she was frightened for a while.

"No, no need."

Mao Xiaotong declined, because the Thai massage position is too embarrassing.

Zhou Leke became enthusiastic: "No need, you are friends, so don't be polite, I will come to your rest room to find you when you are resting."

Mao Xiaotong: "Huh? But..."

Zhou Le: "The main thing is to try it for you first. If you are particularly afraid of pain, don't press it. Moreover, there are many types of Thai massage. I learn this kind of massage, which is relatively small. You have to try it. Know what kind of masseur to look for. Otherwise, if you spend money and it doesn’t work, wouldn’t it be a loss?”

Mao Xiaotong was persuaded by him: "The reason is also the same..."

That is, you really didn't just want to ride me?

Zhou Le's eyes were very sincere: "Try first, you may not be able to bear it, Sun Leihong is in pain and begging for mercy."

Mao Xiaotong was powerless to refute, so he could only bow his head and acquiesce, thinking, riding on the body is just a massage, it shouldn't be a big deal...

Shame, and look forward to.

This makes sense. If the other party wasn't so handsome in the entertainment industry, Mr. Mao Xiaotong would not be interested in massage.

"Wife, wife! What's the sound of the refrigerator?"

Sun Leihong has already called Mao Xiaotong more than a dozen times, and there is no interaction at all.

Zhou Le elbowed her, and Mao Xiaotong came to his senses:
"what?"

Sun Leihong: "I said why the refrigerator makes noise."

Mao Xiaotong finally took the line, with a look of disgust on his face: "Sun Huahua is all your bastards! Go and see!"

The setting of the script is that Sun Huahua likes to raise fish, and there is a fish tank next to the refrigerator, with many goldfish in it, and the camera also gave a close-up.

Sun Leihong took a stool and put it down: "What's wrong with the refrigerator?"

Mao Xiaotong: "It must be that your fish are dead and put in the refrigerator, they stink!"

Sun Leihong went to open the refrigerator: "Ah!"

Sun Qian, Xie Na, and Huang Taozi who were nearby also jumped up in fright, screaming:
"Ahhh~~"

"Mom!"

"There's a dead man!"

Inside the refrigerator was a dead body. The program team made it with a dummy, but it looked very real under the dim light. Those few were really terrified.

As soon as Zhou Le heard that there was a dead person, he immediately became interested and rushed to study it.

Guna Liza subconsciously followed Zhou Le, and then Huarong turned pale with fright, fled back step by step and acted like a baby at Ning Jing: "Hmph~ I'm scared to death, my scalp is numb, woo..."

Ning Jing calmly said, "Why are you following Zhou Le? He doesn't even talk to you."

Guna Liza: "I'm afraid."

When the show was broadcast, the barrage was also complaining about Guna Liza:

"It's for nothing!"

"Laughing to death, like a follower."

"Can you do it?"

"I followed Sun Leihong in the previous episodes, and today I follow Zhou Le."

"This woman really doesn't have any sense of autonomy..."

"The main thing is a vassal!"

"Zhou Le really despises her, the disgust is visible to the naked eye."

"Meiza is cute~"

"Watching this show really changed my impression of Gu Naliza, she is so cute."

"Yes, why did so many people hate her before?"

"Sincerely stupid without any intention!"

"Girls with bad brains are really cute."

"I want to laugh when I see Guna Liza..."

Indeed, the broadcast of this program has subverted the impression of many viewers on Gu Na Liza. When the whole Internet was black before, everyone thought that Gu Na Liza was a seductive actress with deep plans.

The results of it?It's Nima's stupid batch!
She has no scheming at all, because the speed of her brain does not support it. This is a woman who lives by biological instinct, not by her brain.

Eat when you are hungry, drink water when you are thirsty, and find Zhou Le when you are hungry and thirsty.

Mao Xiaotong also took a few glances at Guna Lizha, and smiled knowingly, she is really cute.

Moreover, the body is beautiful.

Those long legs are simply enviable and jealous.

Mao Xiaotong, who is 165 in height, is not short, but standing next to Gu Na Liza, she immediately turned into short legs. She said to Zhou Le who came back from studying the corpse: "Gu Na Liza and Sun Qian have really good figures! "

Zhou Le looked at Sun Qian: "They are both tall, sister, you are also in good shape."

As he said that, Zhou Le also admired Mao Xiaotong's body up and down. He was indeed in a good figure with good bumps.

Mao Xiaotong looked a little hot when he saw him, and changed the subject: "What's the situation with that corpse?"

Zhou Le shrugged: "There is no research value, just a deceased information card, and some code symbols."

He didn't like puzzle games, so he gave it to Xu Zhisheng and the others.

Now, the camera mainly shoots them too.

"recently……"

The TV suddenly turned on, and Guna Liza trembled in fright again, hiding behind Zhou Le and shivering.

Zhou Le looked disgusted, wondering if you want to record a cute detective?If you are asked to record the secret escape, I am afraid that you will have to scare the urine directly.

The news was broadcast on the TV: "Recently, two women were killed in succession in our city. The two cases have similarities. The police suspect that it is a serial murder case. The first victim was found on November 11 in a high-end community home... ...An information card was also found next to the corpse, and according to the investigation, the deceased's information card is suspected to be highly similar to the information card of a dating agency..."

The guests were all engrossed in watching the news, deducing while listening to the information.

Mao Xiaotong whispered: "This show is so scary! That's not what the show crew told me before I came here..."

Zhou Le: "I told you, are you still here?"

Mao Xiaotong: "Come on! Work, how can you miss such a popular show? I'm not as popular as you. What do you mean by dating agency? They kill people?"

Zhou Le: "No, it's the next game venue, it's time to change."

Mao Xiaotong suddenly realized that this is how the program was played.

A group of people were looking for clues over there, analyzing the tricks of the matchmaking agency, not to mention, all of them made sense.

Sun Leihong suddenly cue to Zhou Le: "What do you think of this dating agency?"

Zhou Le: "In reality, we should call the police first, but of course the recorded program is to go there to find clues and play games. What do I think? I don't think any of your analysis is correct. Now all we get are misleading The information has no analytical value."

Xu Zhisheng said: "He is right."

Sun Leihong: "Then...then what do you think of the 42-44 size shoes mentioned in the message? That's the murderer's shoe size. I doubt you very much."

Zhou Le: "I wear size 46 shoes."

Sun Leihong: "..."

That's right, Zhou Le is much taller than the other male guests.

He also wanted to doubt Zhou Le with rhythm, isolate him and anger him, but he was directly broken.

Zhou Le said again: "Besides, I don't doubt you, Huang Taozi and Yu Yang, because the murderer may not be among us. If the murderer is among us, then at least one guest must die in this session. So, now we should Go to the dating agency to find information. I am almost sure that this is not a serial murder case. The content and information in the news are true, but the conclusions are all misleading."

Sun Leihong blinked and blinked: "What he said makes sense."

Huang Taozi was not convinced: "It makes sense? Don't be fooled by him, this kid is very good at his job."

Sun Leihong: "Could it be that in variety shows, is there anyone who knows him better than me?"

Huang Taozi was embarrassed: "That's not true..."

You have been on the hot searches by him, and after this episode airs, there is a high probability that you will be on the hot searches again.

Xu Zhisheng wisely smoothed things over and said, "Brother, don't be impulsive. We don't have to mess with Zhou Le, otherwise you will be the most searched. Brother Lei Hong is crossing the robbery, let's not disturb him."

Huang Taozi was immediately amused.

Sun Qian and Xu Zhisheng have been peeping Huang Taozi in the show, fooling him happily with each big brother. At this time, Sun Qian added: "Yes, if Zhou Le doesn't abuse Brother Lei Hong, he should abuse you."

Sun Leihong's face has also been improved. According to Xu Zhisheng, Zhou Le and Sun Leihong have a natural relationship. It's not because I'm not capable, but I have carried everything for everyone.

Xie Na just wanted to steal the spotlight: "What Zhou Le summed up is exactly what I wanted to say, but you said it too fast, the audience may not understand it, let's go and discuss it, and then I will analyze it for the audience."

Zhou Le smiled and said nothing, too lazy to talk to her, you deserve to steal the scene with Brother Le?What grade?
Zhou Le didn't even think about abusing her, and didn't give her a chance to be popular.

Gu Na Lizha showed off to Mao Xiaotong: "How is it? Zhou Le is very smart, right? All of their brains combined are not as smart as Zhou Le's."

Mao Xiaotong: "Have you understood Zhou Le's analysis results?"

Guna Lizha said confidently: "I don't need to understand, I'm a brainless player. Play around! If you win, you'll be happy, if you lose, you'll cry!"

Mao Xiaotong took her arm with a smile and followed the big team: "Oh, you are so cute~"

Guna Liza: "Everyone says so!"

Mao Xiaotong is still very convinced, and finally knows why Gu Naliza was able to be a resident guest in "The Idol Is Coming" and "Cute Detective Detective", and often guest starred in other variety shows, which is among the actors under Tang Ren Almost alone.

Because she has a natural sense of variety!
There are two kinds of people who are most popular in recording variety shows. One is those who have both high quotients, such as He Jiong, Zhou Le, and Xu Zhisheng. Jing, Huang Taozi.

Thinking about it this way, Mao Xiaotong found out that the lineup of guests for this show is very strong, and it is not easy to gather the three big iron men.

Mao Xiaotong himself belongs to the middle, so it is difficult to mix variety shows.

Zhou Le is different. It seems that he was born for variety shows. Since his debut, he has been in various variety shows.

Mao Xiaotong likes to follow Zhou Le quite a bit. On the one hand, he can take her to play games to help her solve her doubts, and on the other hand, he can watch him work up close.

In the discussion session, everyone sat on the sofa one by one. Xie Na wanted to control the field, but how could she have that strength?
Zhou Le snatched the scene from her with one word.

It was Huang Taozi who discovered Zhou Xiaole's receipt for buying baby products, Xie Na grabbed it and began to question: "Zhou Xiaole, why did you buy baby products?"

Guna Lizha had a gossip on her face: "That means you have a child."

Zhou Le: "I don't know whether Teacher Dao Sun knows, or Miss Xiaodie is pregnant, and then I went to buy baby products."

Ning Jing was shocked.

Others are not much better, everyone's character card information is only known to him, so this plot is still very shocking.

Sun Leihong was not calm anymore: "Wait a minute, wait a moment..."

Gu Na Liza didn't have any brains, and directly substituted into the plot, fully integrated into it, and laughed at Sun Leihong at close range as Mao Xiaodie's best friend: "Hahaha~Why doesn't he know? Hahaha~"

Green and oily!

Sun Leihong: "Why do I not know about my wife's pregnancy, but you do? You still ask me if I know?"

Zhou Le: "Because we talk about everything."

Sun Leihong covered her heart: "Ah..."

Mao Xiaotong explained: "I didn't tell him, because we quarreled very frequently recently, and I was thinking about divorcing him, so I didn't tell him."

Huang Taozi was simply curious: "Whose child is that?"

Mao Xiaotong laughed angrily: "Nonsense!"

Sun Leihong: "Who does this child belong to?"

Mao Xiaotong's acting skills are online, showing the disappearing smile technique.

Zhou Le: "Isn't it a bit hurtful for you to say that?"

Sun Leihong: "I didn't even know she was pregnant. When did you know?"

"She told me last week."

"Last week? How old was the kid? How many months?"

"It doesn't matter how many months... it has nothing to do with you."

"Why has nothing to do with me? The child is mine!"

"I will raise Xiaodie together."

"you……"

"Also, the child doesn't have to be yours."

"Ah?! Where's my knife?"

Sun Leihong's acting skills exploded, and she immediately started to run away. Yu Yang and Xu Zhisheng hurriedly stopped her.

Zhou Le changed the plot randomly again.

Mao Xiaotong spat: "Zhou Le, what are you talking nonsense about? You are just a male girlfriend."

Zhou Le is confident: "Out of 1 male girlfriends, [-] and one want to sleep with their own girlfriends. Does this need to be explained? If you divorce him, isn't that the male girlfriend's idea?"

Gu Naliza put all her heart into it, and raised her hand: "And me! My best friend also encouraged me!"

Mao Xiaotong lost his ability to manage his expression: "No, it's so messy..."

Sun Leihong said angrily: "Why? The two of us have conflicts and can communicate. How can you hide your pregnancy from me?"

Mao Xiaotong: "You have never communicated. You just talk about this door lock. How many times have I said it? Do you care?"

Zhou Le: "I'll fix it for you in the future! The electrical circuit in the house is also refurbished, the hole in the small room is also plugged, and then throw that broken fish tank away!"

Mao Xiaotong: "..."

Why did it suddenly become ambiguous?

Sun Leihong: "Why do you come to repair it? This is my house..."

Guna Liza was furious: "You didn't care about her at all, and you know your fish all day long, you deserve it! Scumbag! And you still suspect that the child is not yours, this is too much! Hurry up and send you Sell ​​that broken fish tank, people like you shouldn't get married, marriage will only harm women..."

On the side, Yu Yang and Ning Jing's expressions were distorted. These girls are too involved, and their emotions don't seem to be acted out.

Mao Xiaotong laughed, why is she more excited than me?
Xiao Gu was so angry that his body was trembling, and his voice was also trembling: "A man like you is extremely selfish. You have not given anything in a relationship. This kind of marriage is simply hell..."

Zhou Le: "Meiza, don't get excited."

"Oh~ I'm sorry!"

Xiao Gu was stunned for a moment before he came out of his indignation, thinking about how he looked just now, how stupid, but he called me Meiza in the show...

Sun Leihong also jumped out of the role, and complained to Gu Naliza: "In the first episode, you said you were my fan, but you just sprayed me the most ruthlessly, that little gnashing of teeth..."

Guna Liza stuck out her tongue.

The plot is almost over here, and the discussion is next. Xie Na wanted to speak the conclusion with rhythm, and everyone gave her way.

After all, she couldn't control the impromptu scene just now, or Zhou Le and Sun Leihong teamed up to bring the scene back.

The barrage is laughing at Guna Liza:
"Liza is so funny."

"But she's right~"

"Girls help girls."

"Sure enough, only girls love girls."

"There are also male girlfriends!"

"The male girlfriend only wants to sleep with her!"

"Sun Leihong was shut up by Gu Nali, but she couldn't say..."

"Meiza is in the show!"

"Stupid and stupid Guna Liza."

"I like her so much as a girl~"

Indeed, Guna Liza is very popular with girls. Ning Jing, Xie Na, and Mao Xiaotong all like her, but male artists are worried about her IQ and just want to be friends with her, such as Yu Yang.

At first, Zhou Le also refused, but after seeing her devotion to her, his heart softened, so he let her go.

If you don't deal with her, she will only be more dangerous.

A group of artists followed the program group and went to the dating agency to record the second party.

It's relatively simple here, two by two groups to complete the designated tasks, and then rush to the matchmaking agency's off-site blind date event site before five o'clock to ask for the contact information of the parents. If each group reaches five, it will be considered a success.

Regarding this, Zhou Le felt so boring. Blind dates were too far away from his life. Brother Le Rili Wanji was too busy to do so, so there was no need for blind dates.

Gu Naliza, this little idiot, is eager to try.

Zhou Le was assigned to a group with Ning Jing, which made Gu Naliza and Mao Xiaotong a little bit disappointed.

However, Gu Naliza can still be with her friend Yu Yang, but Mao Xiaotong is not so good. She is in a group with Sun Leihong. After all, they are husband and wife in the script setting.

After the director finished talking about the game flow, he began to talk about the rules: "...In short, if you are called out by a passer-by, you will fail the challenge and you need to start over."

Ning Jing quit immediately: "How can I play this? You don't need to say more about my sister's nationality? Zhou Le, don't you need to question Zhou Dingliu's nationality? The difficulty of our group is too high!"

Indeed, given the nationalities of Zhou Le and Ning Jing, nine out of ten passers-by know them, and the remaining one is still face blind.

Director: "We have prepared a dressing room and props, and you can disguise yourself."

In fact, it doesn't make much sense, as Ning Jing can be recognized at a glance no matter how she dresses up, and so is Zhou Le.

Guna Liza was still able to see it, she put on a white wig and a peaked cap, and said grandly: "I'm dressed up!"

Yu Yang smiled and said, "You... are completely yourself."

Guna Liza said: "Then what can I do? I am so beautiful, no matter how I dress up, I will be recognized. Isn't it good-looking?"

Yu Yang: "The problem is that it's so beautiful that it will be recognized!"

Guna Liza ignored him, and ran to Zhou Le and circled around: "Do I look good?"

Zhou Le took off her hat, stroked her white hair, and said with a smile, "Like a Samoyed, very cute."

Guna Liza smiled slyly: "Hey~"

understood!

The master means to let me take this white wig back, cosplay Samoyed tonight, he spoils me so much, he even left Fan Shuangshuang to accompany me to record the show during the concert, and help me take revenge for bullying Sun Leihong~
Zhou Le smiled, that's how the tacit understanding was formed.

Ning Jing changed several outfits, but she was not satisfied, so she came to ask Zhou Le for help, and finally chose an afro.

Zhou Le is even worse, wearing a pair of sunglasses and not moving, sitting in a chair and eating ice cream.

Bad!

Later, Zhou Le and Ning Jing were recognized frequently during the task, so that the task could not be advanced at all, and Ning Jing was so angry.

Zhou Le looked indifferent, and took a photo with the passing fans.

It's not that Zhou Le is deliberately bad, it's that he is not a good person in the program group. This kind of game rules is good for that kind of little guy. With Zhou Le's height and appearance, unless he wears a mask, it is impossible for Qiao Zhuang to succeed, which is meaningless .

As for the task?

Cheating!
Zhou Le directly asked the fans around him to cooperate with the performance a few times, and the task was easily completed. The program team directly said that they could not be called by their names, but they didn't call their names.

This is called the fair use rule.

When he came to the blind date scene in the park, Zhou Le's advantages were immediately revealed. More than a dozen parents of the girl flocked to surround her, and some people played videos for her daughter to let her see if she likes it or not.

In short, the task is completed.

On the other hand, Guna Lizha was a bit miserable. She was rejected by others during the blind date, and her expression was slightly dissatisfied.

Zhou Le came to observe the joke closely.

This girl is naive, and she is really serious about talking to the man's parents. I have to say that it is better to have a simple mind, and it is easy to substitute into the situation and act like the real one.

The man's parent: "What do you want?"

Xiao Meiza looked sincere: "The requirement is not to be shorter than me, I am 1.7 meters two."

Parent: "My son is 33 years old and his height is 1.8 meters zero."

"1.8 meters zero?"

"He's also very good-looking, with a master's degree."

"Wow!"

"After marrying my son, have you considered having children?"

"I've thought about it, it's certain to have a baby~"

Guna Li took a serious face, married and did not have children, so what is the purpose of marriage?
Parent: "I can take care of the children... What is your education?"

Guna Liza: "I'm an undergraduate."

She hasn't graduated yet, but she feels that she is still very good. That's the Beijing Film Academy!Apart from Dire Liba, how many art high school students can be admitted to such professional-level colleges?

Unexpectedly, the parent immediately shook his head when he heard this: "Bachelor's degree...my son said the best is a master's degree."

Guna Liza showed a dissatisfied expression: "Master's degree? He doesn't think it's good for a bachelor's degree, right?"

Parent: "Undergraduate, he just thinks there is something wrong..."

Guna Liza: "It's all right!"

Talk broke.

Zhou Le complained directly from the side: "Tonight, your son has to sit up and slap himself in the middle of the night. Master? Master? Master?"

Parent: "..."

The old man is a little confused, my son is a master!What degree do you have?
Zhou Le dragged Guna Lizha away, and said to her: "Many years later, his father was lying on the bed, and his son leaned into his father's ear and said: Only undergraduates can breathe oxygen, so pull it out!"

Guna Liza laughed madly: "Hey hey hey hey... you are so bad!"

I really like!

Zhou Le continued to tease her: "The doctor said your father had a fever, but my son said, fever, fever together with the master's degree!"

"Hahaha……"

"Dad: Why do you pull out the oxygen tank? Son: Please watch the VCR."

"Pfft ha ha ha... the machine is shooting, don't talk nonsense."

Guna Liza is worried that this part will be cut into the feature film, and then netizens will criticize Zhou Le again. Although he is so popular now, there are still many people who criticize him.

Zhou Le was not stingy: "There is nothing wrong with what I said!"

He is not afraid of being hacked, anyway, I am the only one who can dislike my Samoyed, and others can't, so I have to openly find Liza back.

Don't say that this is recording a program to play games, and don't say that there is nothing wrong with someone with a high degree of education.

This is Chiguoguo's academic discrimination, it's a problem!
The program team also specifically asked Zhou Le whether he should cut this part, Zhou Le asked them to release it directly, Zhou Le’s jokes caused a lot of controversy when the program was broadcast, and many people felt that Zhou Le’s hippie smile was very disrespectful People, but some people said that Zhou Le did a good job, so we can't let Gu Naliza be disliked for nothing, right?
Can you think that her education is too low, and you won't allow Zhou Le to think that you are mentally ill?

After recording the blind date corner, everyone returned to the dating agency and each got some clues.

These clues are too complicated and complicated, Zhou Le just ignored them, but the other guests discussed happily, even Ning Jing started to participate in the reasoning, can you believe it?

Sister Jing is like this. She only gets into the mood when the recording of the program is almost over.

But Zhou Le just wanted to cook and was hungry.

At [-]:[-], everyone has dinner, rests for an hour after the meal, and continues to record the next content at [-]:[-] pm.

Mengtan is a big production program, Fuhuadao can be regarded as the top level in the variety show industry, and the logistics is naturally very good. The dinner is unusually rich, including Shandong cuisine, Cantonese cuisine, Sichuan cuisine, and Hangzhou cuisine.

After the meal, each artist also arranged a special rest room.

Guna Liza was still wearing a white wig, humming a song and came to Zhou Le's rest room, only to find that Zhou Le was not there, eh?The door is still open, and the inside is clean, as if no one has been there, what's going on?

The little Samoyed muttered: "According to his personality, he should play games in the rest room!"

Guna Liza searched around again, but couldn't find Zhou Le. She took out her mobile phone to make a call, but the other party didn't answer it. It should be that the program was recorded. His mobile phone was turned on silent mode, so he didn't hear it.

What can I do?

Guna Liza's little head was in a daze, did she go to the bathroom?It's in the break room!

She couldn't figure it out, so she simply didn't think about it, went in and closed the door, and lay on the sofa waiting for the master to come back. He took time out of his busy schedule to help me teach Sun Leihong a lesson, and the little Samoyed must show it and slap him.

Hehe ~
I'm happy just thinking about it, today is my special session of Gu Naliza, I just had a special meal to save my stomach.

Oh no, I can’t think about it on my own, the more I think about it in this winter, the hotter it is, the weather in the south is really humid and hot...

"Is it hot?"

In another rest room, Zhou Le was riding on Mao Xiaotong's back and asked.

Because her neck was red, Zhou Le thought she was hot.

Mao Xiaotong shook his head, feeling dizzy for a while, completely confused about what happened, why is he in this posture?

It seems that at the beginning, Zhou Le said that he would come to give her a massage, and that the Thai massage might be a little painful. Mao Xiaotong was too embarrassed to refuse Zhou Le's kindness, so he could only bite the bullet and say try it. Zhou Le asked her to lie down on the sofa.

Mao Xiaotong twitched a bit, and after laying down, said shamefully that he was ready, and pointed to his lower back to tell Zhou Le that it was time to come up.

Zhou Le seemed to hesitate for a while, and then he raised his legs and sat up. It was a virtual sitting, with most of the weight on his legs, sitting on Mao Xiaotong's back near his hips.

Lots of Thai massages, and that's it.

"It's not hot, why are you sweating?"

Zhou Le was rubbing his hands together, and he was dexterous only when the rubbing was hot.

Mao Xiaotong was extremely embarrassed: "That...it's nothing, you can try it first."

She felt that the two of them hadn't gotten to know each other yet, but Zhou Le was overly enthusiastic, and his eyes were clean without any evil thoughts. Mao Xiaotong thought to himself, wait for him to press it twice and then I say it hurts, so I won't press it. It's good, and it doesn't hurt face.

Zhou Le rubbed his hands to warm them up, and reached out to pinch the back of Mao Xiaotong's neck.

"Ah~~"

Mao Xiaotong suddenly trembled, his legs were clamped tightly, and the hairs all over his body stood on end.

Zhou Le pinched her shoulders again, then her arms, waist, and back: "Well, you are a small skeleton, let me be gentle."

Mao Xiaotong just wanted to excuse that it was too painful to decline: "It's okay, you should work hard, ah..."

Zhou Le spread both sides of her armpits with both hands, this part is too...

"Hmm! You're too thin and don't have much fat, so you can't work too hard."

"Uh……"

"Okay, it's officially started, sister, if you can't stand it, tell me to stop, you understand?"

"Well, ah~~"

"Hey~ why do you want me to sit on your body and massage? I'm used to standing by the side and pressing it, which saves effort..."

Zhou Le muttered.

Mao Xiaotong was already blushing, what?Can Thai massage be performed without sitting on the body?

Damn, I made an oolong!
Stop him now!
Say it hurts~
"Uh~ha..."

Mao Xiaotong's expression suddenly blossomed, and Zhou Le's big hands kneaded her shoulders, which was very comfortable and a little painful, but more of a release from fatigue.

I can't cry out because of the pain, so let him press it again, since he's already sitting anyway.

A few minutes later, as Zhou Le's big hand wandered and strengthened, Mao Xiaotong covered his mouth with his hand. After all, it would be shameful to always make strange noises.

Her body is already shaking, this is not the feeling of massage, this is...

Mao Xiaotong's pupils dilated, why?why?

"what!"

Zhou Le grabbed the back of her neck with one hand, and punched her spine with the other hand from top to bottom, from the cervical spine to the lumbar spine, and then to the last segment of the tailbone.

Mao Xiaotong covered his mouth tightly, his cheeks, ears and neck were all red, and his whole body was bouncing, with a strange rhythm and disordered breathing.

Can the tailbone be pressed?
Zhou Le simply showed the massage skills he had learned, and found something was wrong when he pressed it, until now...

He finally stopped, got off the sofa and sat on the stool next to him, looking helplessly at Sister Mao Xiaotong.

I gave you a massage with all my heart, and you actually felt comfortable? !
Mao Xiaotong was still trembling. He glanced at Zhou Le in shame, buried his face in his hands, and writhed on the sofa.

How embarrassing!

She herself didn't know why this happened, and, because she was too addicted, she didn't stop it.

Being discovered by Zhou Le, I am ashamed to see anyone!

Zhou Le sighed, took out a lollipop and stuffed it into her mouth, probably figured it out, Sister Tong was too embarrassed to call it a stop, after all, her state was off track, and she was afraid of being discovered by me, but she was exposed when she reached the highest point. , even more embarrassing.

There was silence in the room for a few minutes, until Teacher Mao Xiaotong regained his composure, still lying on the sofa pretending to be an ostrich.

Zhou Le said softly: "Is my sister too tired from work recently?"

Mao Xiaotong: "Hmm~"

Zhou Le: "Pay attention to the balance between work and rest. No matter how busy you are at work, you still have to find time to date your boyfriend. You have to balance work and life."

"I do not have a boyfriend……"

"That makes sense."

"Don't say it!"

Mao Xiaotong was still covering his face, not knowing how to face Zhou Le.

Zhou Le: "It's okay, sister, I will keep it a secret for you! God knows, you know, I know, so I'll go first."

Mao Xiaotong: "Thank you."

Zhou Le's brain also suddenly sent a card: "Huh? Thank you, I just wanted to give you a massage, but I didn't expect you to go out of shape."

"Aah~"

Mao Xiaotong suddenly jumped up and threw Zhou Le a pillow, full of anger.

Zhou Le saw that she looked very good-looking when she was angry, and when he walked to the door, he turned around and walked back with a pillow.

Mao Xiaotong was startled: "What are you doing?"

Zhou Le thought to himself, based on the principle that one time is worth ten thousand times, in fact, there is no need to have such a relationship with Sister Tong, I am the man who gave her happiness.

He walked up to Mao Xiaotong with a righteous face: "Your body is too tired, I think it is necessary to press you again."

"Huh? No, no..."

Mao Xiaotong's words didn't count, and she couldn't resist Zhou Le's big hand, so she was quickly pushed down on the sofa.

A few minutes later, Mao Xiaotong enjoyed the second Thai massage.

This time, Zhou Le's method was even more tricky, regardless of whether she agreed or not, she could press wherever she wanted, and click wherever she didn't know...

At this time, Mao Xiaotong sat on the other side of the sofa, away from Zhou Le, lowered his head: "You... are too much."

Zhou Le admired her little expression: "Sister, will you be angry?"

Mao Xiaotong was silent.

Zhou Le smiled: "Add a WeChat message."

After all, he sat over and handed out the QR code on his phone.

Mao Xiaotong scanned it with his mobile phone and glanced at Zhou Le. He was ashamed and angry. He felt that he was being bullied by Zhou Le. The bullying was too much, but he obediently added friends with him, which was even more embarrassing.

But, she really didn't want to reject Zhou Le's friend application, he... took me to record a show.

Zhou Le put away his phone: "I'm leaving."

Mao Xiaotong turned to look at him, but unexpectedly met Zhou Le's eyes. She didn't look away and looked at each other for several seconds.

Zhou Le smiled, bewitched to the extreme.

Mao Xiaotong was stunned.

Zhou Le pinched her fair and tender face, got up and left, without delaying at all.

Holding the phone, Mao Xiaotong frowned, complaining to himself: "Hey... what should I do now! He has girlfriends."

I am clear about my own affairs, Mao Xiaotong has already developed a strange feeling for Zhou Le.

Some people don’t feel tired of being together every day, and some people just make you fall in love at first sight. Zhou Le is the latter. Mao Xiaotong treated Zhou Le differently before the massage, otherwise there would be no massage this time It's even more impossible to miss him while he's massaging.

It's a shame!Obviously it's just a massage.

I was hit by him twice in a row, recording a show at night, how should I face him...

In fact, it is very easy to face.

At nine o'clock in the evening, the guests gathered in an office building, ready to continue recording the show.

As soon as we met, Zhou Le gave Mao Xiaotong a pack of spicy noodles: "My grandma sent it to me. This year's hottest spicy noodles are the latest ones. It is the most bought by elementary school students. My family runs a small shop."

Mao Xiaotong snorted: "You are so old, grandma still sends you snacks?"

Zhou Le was eating hot sticks: "She not only sent me snacks, but also toys and Ultraman cards. In her eyes, I will always be a child."

"Are you free to go back and see her?"

"Seeing that she has time, she goes back every month, but I don't have much time to spend with her. Every time I go home for a day, I have to leave..."

They chatted naturally, without the embarrassment and shame that Mao Xiaotong imagined.

On the side, Guna Liza was also eating spicy strips, which were sizzlingly spicy, but Zhou Xiaole still had a mild taste.

Not far away, Sun Qian broke her fingers, but she couldn't count the number, she was very surprised, why didn't she peek at Zhou Le?They were all staring at each other blatantly, and sometimes they even looked at each other. Her eyes were not flustered anymore?

The scheming frog keeps touching your belly...

Sun Qian smiled slightly, it seems that I missed some important plot!
I understand!
After further observation, the case can basically be closed.

This is her own investigation process. From the beginning of the recording of the show to the present, no one has discovered the change in the relationship between Mao Xiaotong and Zhou Le, only Sun Qian has noticed the details.

O woman!
They are all moths who like to jump into flames~
There are not many beautiful girls as calm as me!

What's the use of being handsome and talented?Appearance and talent are both sharp weapons to attract bees and butterflies. If you meet someone like Zhou Le, you should stay away.

As long as I'm sensible enough, no man can destroy my heart, I just want to make money!

"Sister Qian, would you like one?"

Zhou Le came over and handed out a spicy hot bar.

Sun Qian smiled slightly: "No, thank you."

Zhou Le insisted: "Come on! It's really invincible and delicious! You have a taste."

Sun Qian had no choice but to take a sip: "It's a bit delicious."

Zhou Le stuffed the rest of what she had bitten into his mouth: "Is it delicious? This bag is for you."

Sun Qian was stunned immediately, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thud, thud, thud, thud, thud, thud, thud, thud, thud, thud, thud, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thud, he ate the spicy strips that I have eaten...

suffered!
My Dao heart is broken!
This crazy Zhou Le is poisonous, right?Why are you eating the spicy strips I ate?Isn't this purely seductive?

He is so handsome and amazing...

Sun Qian sighed, lowered her head to eat spicy strips, she was sensible enough to not be able to resist this kind of temptation, it's over, I don't just want to make money now.

Zhou Le didn't want to tease anyone at all, so he went to Amway Latiao with other people.

Sun Qian glanced resentfully at Mao Xiaotong, who was full of spring, and then at Guna Liza, who was proud of her horseshoe.Wisdom can overcome evil thoughts!
She was shocked, it turned out that the sultry man was really so irresistible...

Caught off guard to break the defense!

The program group was ready, and the guests started the recording of the program.

The venue for the third party was Yu Yang and Ning Jing's company, which was closed, and there were still a few debt collectors inside. After another meal, they started playing games.

This game is a test of tacit understanding. The girls sit in front and the boys sit in the back, in groups of two.

Director: "If you think you're an undercover agent, you can sabotage the game."

"There are also undercover agents?"

"I think Sun Leihong has a problem."

"No, it's Zhou Le, he has such a flexible mind but he never analyzes it with us."

"I also think Zhou Le has a problem."

The guests guessed.

Gu Naliza also stepped on Zhou Le: "If there is an undercover agent, it must be Zhou Le. With his status and variety show ability, the program crew will definitely let him be an undercover agent! Don't I understand?"

Only Mao Xiaotong protected Zhou Le: "It's not that he doesn't analyze, he just thinks independently. Zhou Le told me about the results of the analysis. I believe him."

Because, this time Zhou Le and Mao Xiaotong are in a group.

Xu Zhisheng and Sun Qian are in the same group. They are brothers and sisters in the program. Yu Yang and Gu Na Lizha are in the same group. They are good friends. Huang Taozi and Ning Jing are in the same group. old friend.

Only the group of Zhou Le and Mao Xiaotong seemed very blunt, they were the girlfriends group of the program script.

Do you know each other?
Zhou Le privately thought that he knew something about her, even though he knew her through the clothes.

Sun Qian understood everything, and she was also confused by the deer. She couldn't help but stab Mao Xiaotong: "You two are a team to test the tacit understanding. Do you have a tacit understanding? Isn't it the first day we met?"

Mao Xiaotong: "Uh, we..."

Sun Qian: "Or do you have some other tacit understanding?"

Mao Xiaotong suddenly became nervous, not knowing what to say.

Zhou Le helped her out: "There is a kind of tacit understanding called unreasonable tacit understanding. If you don't believe me, just wait and see later."

Mao Xiaotong looked back at Zhou Le deliberately, he is really crazy, if he doesn't understand each other later, wouldn't it be a shame?
Sun Qian didn't say anything more, she didn't dare to talk to Zhou Le, she was disappointed.

True to that sentence, the one that everyone follows is the best.

He is the top of the week!
However, it has nothing to do with Sun Qian, be sensible!
Director: "The rules of the game are as follows. There are two rounds with seven questions in total. In the first round, the girls will answer the questions. You can guess his answers based on what you know about the male guest in the back. The answers will be displayed at the same time to see if you have any answers." There is no tacit understanding. If everyone agrees once, we can win."

Mao Xiaotong turned to look at Zhou Le: "How to play?"

Zhou Le: "Just rely on your feeling, we will definitely win."

Sun Leihong started laughing at Zhou Le again, and Huang Taozi stepped on Sun Leihong again. After a while of confusion, the game began.

Director: "If the male guest behind you is enduring cold violence similar to Sun Huahua's treatment of Mao Xiaodie, what will he do?"

Mao Xiaotong breathed a sigh of relief, this question was too simple for Zhou Le.

Director: "A, suffer in silence. B, spread out and cause quarrels. C, go to social platforms to expose the other party and cause public condemnation."

Mao Xiaotong immediately raised the C sign, followed by Zhou Le.

Other guests also raised their cards one after another, but Gu Naliza and Xie Na's group were all wrong, but everyone's attention was on Zhou Le's group.

Xie Na: "You two are so poisonous, you actually chose C to expose each other?"

Sun Leihong: "Exactly! It's obviously a private matter between two people..."

Gu Na Lizha loyally defended the Lord: "If it was Zhou Le, he would definitely choose C, no problem! He likes to surf the Internet, and he posts everything on the Internet, and he doesn't care about other people's feelings at all."

Yu Yang stabbed: "For example, a picture of a turtle painted on the belly, right?"

As a good friend, Yu Yang hated Zhou Le at the beginning, but later, he was forced to accept it. Gu Naliza forced him to vote for Zhou Le's support.

Guna Liza immediately said: "You are so annoying!"

Everyone let out a good-natured laugh, that was no less than Qiongha's black material, the two did not turn against each other.

At this time, Mao Xiaotong said: "I am not very familiar with him, but I often see his news and trending searches, and he does things live... So, I think he should choose C."

The director asked Zhou Le: "What do you think? The platform exposure is too scary."

Zhou Le: "Shouldn't this kind of person be exposed for the New Year? No one would think that such a significant other is necessary and possible to redeem, right? This is cold violence, and it's no longer a matter of relationship between two people. It’s a kind of violence, of course it needs to be exposed. It’s also because you don’t have D in this option, otherwise my choice must be D, to control violence with violence, I’ll show him what hot violence is!”

All the guests staggered from side to side laughing, which was really fun.

Mao Xiaotong also turned around and persuaded: "It's wrong to hit someone."

Zhou Le: "No, but happy!"

Mao Xiaotong was speechless, only thought that this guy was really arrogant, how did he manage to be so arrogant all the way to become popular all the way?This kind of person has not been banned?

Ask him next time.

Eh?
next time?

What time?no more chance.

Mao Xiaotong sat down obediently and stopped talking to Zhou Le, this man is poisonous.

Second question.

"After a boy adds a girl on WeChat, how will he say hello in the first sentence? A, is the profile picture of you? B, is the beauty here? C, send a cute emoji."

Mao Xiaotong breathed a sigh of relief again. This is a sub-question. After she was excited by Zhou Le's Thai massage service, she and Zhou Le added WeChat and exchanged messages.

(End of this chapter)

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