The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 226 You Are an Animal
Zhou Le had already gotten into the car, sat on the passenger seat and fastened his seat belt, took out his mobile phone and looked at it, and when the paparazzi got into the car, he asked, "Do you need navigation?"

The paparazzi looked displeased: "Keep to the north~ This car I rented roars~ It comes with navigation software!"

Zhou Le: "Advanced~ My Lamborghini doesn't have a navigation system, and neither does my new Bentley. Are you saying it's outrageous? It's a luxury car! It doesn't have any sense of technology..."

The paparazzi said angrily: "Open the window, how can I return the car with the smell of barbecue?"

Zhou Le opened the car window a crack, it would be cold if it was too big: "Hey! Dude, let's just say... on Treasure Island, are my photos the most expensive?"

The paparazzi started the car: "That's not it. The most expensive one is Han Lu, because he has no scandals. If he can get some lace news or something, it will be very valuable. You are different, you are covered in lace News, today I also photographed you and Guna Liza going to the gym together, but what's the use? There is no real evidence, it can't be sold too expensive."

Indeed, the photos of Zhou Le and Gu Naliza are worthless, not to mention the sneak shots, even the selfies they posted themselves are too numerous to count. Two days ago, they recorded cute detectives, and Guna Liza posted them on Weibo again A bunch of photos of her and Zhou Le.

After a dead pig is not afraid of being scalded by boiling water, Guna Liza will be invulnerable to all poisons. The more high-profile she is, the more netizens believe in their innocence.

Zhou Le was curious: "Then why don't you take pictures of Han Lu?"

"I went. After filming for half a year, he either looked at the watch or the dog or the pet..."

"Huh? He also has pets?"

"There are cats and dogs! I often take the dog with Guan Tongtong to cut their hair and take a bath, or go to eat stewed soup with Guan Tongtong, and then read comics. This person is really boring! I followed him for half a year, blood loss! Later he Tell me about it~ He has no money to shoot, let me shoot you. He said that you have more scandals and are more popular than him, so of course I will come, eh, I also want to make money for the New Year~”

"Brother Lu... you are still very discerning. What's your last name? Be a friend."

"Just call me paparazzi."

"Good dog."

"what??"

The car started, and the paparazzi quickly pulled over the car, took out his phone in disbelief and added Zhou Le as friends on WeChat.

Neuropathy?

I'm a paparazzi, he, a top superstar, actually friended me?

He's out of his mind, right?
I’m here to make videos and photos to break the news about him. Although Guna Liza is no longer interesting, and Dire Liba is also clear with him, but people in the circle say that you are very good at playing at a young age, so you Aren't you afraid that I'll catch something?

Adding friends, you are the biggest insult to me, you not only insult my strength but also my career!
the next day……

A bigger insult came.

Knock Knock Knock~~
In the car, the paparazzi was awakened by the sound of knocking on the window. He didn't have the money to live in a five-star hotel, but he sneaked into the hotel parking lot with some magical means.The car he rented was parked not far from the cars in Zhou Le's studio, and he slept in the car, so we could change it if there was any trouble.

The handsome guy with a smile on his face drove out of the car, and the paparazzi were stunned: "What... are you doing?"

Zhou Le held a plastic bag: "Buns! And soy milk."

Then, Zhou Le sat down on the co-pilot seat and ate tea eggs in a logical and straightforward way, and gave the paparazzi Amway Xiaolongbao: "This is Luzhou Xiaolongbao, do you know? It is the special delicacy of ZZ City in Xichuan Province. Delicious! I can eat three cages at a time!"

Others are weird~
The paparazzi bit one, um, it was delicious: "Average! I don't like mainland food very much, I like Dawan beef noodles."

Zhou Le: "Then we are destined! You Dawan Beef Noodles are a delicacy brought by Zhang Daqian. In fact, they are our Hanan Beef Noodles. Master Zhang is from my hometown! I also like beef noodles, but it’s a pity that it’s out of Southeast Sichuan. If you can’t eat it...well, take me to the Xinhua Bookstore.”

Paparazzi: "..."

who am i where am i doing
The paparazzi was stunned, and it took a long time to come back to his senses: "Brother, I actually... came to secretly take pictures of you."

Zhou Le took a bite of buns: "Ang~ I know! But I haven't passed my driver's license and I can't drive a car. I'm going to the bookstore to buy some books on electronic music. Isn't this going to participate in the competition? So, if I go, are you Don't you have to follow me?"

The paparazzi nodded: "Yes! As long as you don't lose track, I will always follow you."

Zhou Le: "Then look! I'll let someone drive, and you still have to follow me. Why don't you just drive me there, my assistants are still sleeping. I'll go to my library, and you follow yours Object, isn't this... energy saving and emission reduction?"

The paparazzi thought about it, but it is indeed energy saving and emission reduction, and it will not be lost.

After driving for more than ten minutes, the paparazzi swallowed a steamed stuffed bun, and Zhou Le gave him soy milk to let him go.

Paparazzi: "Thank you! No... I've never followed a celebrity so passively before!"

Zhou Le: "Hey~ you'll see it now!"

"Aren't you afraid of paparazzi?"

"It's...not really scary. I'm not afraid of those rumors spread by P pictures in China. Why should I be afraid of people like you who look at pictures and talk?"

"But we will use the topic to make up and make up!"

"The content you make up is definitely not as exciting as my real life."

"Oh??"

"You can't imagine my happiness..."

"with who?"

"Slow down at the speed limit of [-], eh? Do you have a domestic driver's license and you just drive?"

"I took the driver's license test just to secretly take pictures of celebrities, just to make a living, who will let the current dull stars not live up to it~"

"Don't worry about who I'm with. In short, I suggest you download Douyin and TikTok, and upload the sneak shot of my video there. Keeping it is more profitable than selling junk magazines. I will interact with you when the time comes."

"Ah? Really? Can Douyin make money?"

"You can try."

After a while, when we arrived at the bookstore, Zhou Le sneaked into the bookstore, wearing a peaked cap and a mask, went to the music book area to choose books, while the paparazzi blatantly held up his camera and followed his face to take pictures.

To be reasonable, this paparazzi really has no right to say that Zhou Le is weird, he himself is weird enough, he can get out of the car to chase fans, can you believe that they blocked the camera?

Of course, Zhou Le is even more outrageous, using the paparazzi as a full-time driver, and this is the first time he has encountered a paparazzi.

This made him feel restless for a long time...

Is he humiliating me?
No, no, he even brought me Luzhou steamed buns.

Five days later!

The paparazzi returned to Daiwan with a haggard heart, and was arrested for an interview variety show, because his filming of Zhou Le became popular on the Internet, and he has become a celebrity.

The paparazzi is in a complicated mood and has a lot of thoughts.

When asked what kind of person Zhou Le was, he thought about it for a while, then stopped for a long time before saying, "I...not sure he is alone~"

Cai Kangyong: "Huh? Is he perverted? What did Zhou Le do to you?"

Xu Qiandi was even more exaggerated: "He put you to sleep?"

The paparazzi immediately roared: "There have only been people riding horses before, and I have never seen Ma Qiren! Don't talk nonsense~"

Cai Kangyong's face suddenly became ugly. This is what Huang Bo said back then, whoever rides Ma Qiren is aimed at him, and humiliates him face to face.

Because the boyfriend of a certain male host is called Ma Qiren.

However, the variety show industry of Daiwan has always been very fun, so he can't say anything.

Xu Qiandi was still very enthusiastic: "So, what did Zhou Le do to you? He is so popular, surrounded by so many beautiful stars, my sister wants to go to mainland China to do a show to meet him by chance~ He shouldn't be right Are you interested?"

Paparazzi: "I first followed Han Lu for half a year, and I was really bored to the point of explosion! Except for the last time I photographed him inviting Deng Chao, Chen He, Zhou Le, and Fan Shuangshuang to drink in the mansion, I had nothing to gain. Later, Han Lu Lu suggested that I follow Zhou Le to take pictures. He said that Zhou Le was interesting. Then I went, but on the first day of the secret filming, he took pictures of him finishing the concert and personally sending Di Reliba back..."

Xu Qiandi: "Then this is a big melon! Does Zhou Le really like beauties from the Western Regions?"

Paparazzi: "Yes! In the morning, he and Guna Liza were photographed going to the rehearsal at the gymnasium, and in the evening, he was photographed sending Di Geriba back, but they are all friends."

Xu Xidi: "How is it possible? They are so beautiful. If I were a man, of course I would go after them! Moreover, if I meet a tall, strong, invincible and handsome male star like Zhou Le, I won't even be able to move my legs." open~"

Cai Kangyong complained: "You can't move your legs? I said you would do splits on the spot! You can't close them!"

Xu Qiandi laughed and fantasized for a while, it seems to be ah.

Paparazzi: "I don't know about Guna Liza, but Dire Liba talked and laughed with him all the way, but they didn't have any close contact. What's even more amazing is the roar~ The two of them roared directly at the barbecue restaurant in front of the opera. , Sitting and eating barbecue, the most important thing is to shout~ He also invited me to eat barbecue. Do you understand? I originally took a sneak shot, but it became a public shot!"

Xu Qiandi: "That's too funny, right? He knew you were a paparazzi, didn't he attack you?"

The paparazzi was completely convinced: "No! He even asked me to drive him back to the hotel."

Xu Qiandi was startled: "Watt? Is he out of his mind? Let your paparazzi take him back to the hotel? I usually want to hit you when I see you."

Indeed, this paparazzi is well-known in Dawan. He has photographed Xu Qiandi and has a lot of black information about her.

Cai Kangyong was no longer angry, and became curious: "You secretly photographed him, and he invited you to eat barbecue and take your car?"

Paparazzi: "Yes! The next morning, he bought something early and asked me to drive him to the bookstore. North~ I didn't even wake up. He asked me to be the driver. The key point was that he was really serious when he went to the bookstore. To buy books, I took videos and photos, but the magazine didn’t want them at all! I was going crazy! I had no income for half a year! Later, he asked me to be a Douyin and TikTok blogger, and I tried to post the videos and photos go up..."

Xu Qiandi smiled and said, "Then you became popular?!"

The paparazzi looked blank: "I don't even know why? Why? I obviously didn't capture anything, why are so many people watching my video..."

Cai Kangyong: "And then?"

The paparazzi recalled painfully: "On the first day after the concert at Shanghai Station, he asked me to drive him to the library, return to the hotel for dinner at noon, and drive him to the beach for a swim in the afternoon. Hey, do you understand? That is, He didn't go into the water after he went to the beach, I raised my camera, he said he was afraid of sharks..."

"Hahahahaha..."

This episode of "Kangxi is Coming" has a particularly high ratings because of Zhou Le, although it is only an indirect Zhou Le, but this is also a flashback before it stopped broadcasting.

Using Zhou Le's heat to give it a wave of life.

Xu Qiandi suddenly became very interested: "Why is he afraid of sharks and going to the beach? To pick up trash?"

The paparazzi said: "He lost his barbecue, and soon Fan Shuangshuang came, and brought a group of people from his studio... forget it, the next day, he went to Xiamen, and asked me to drive him After going around for a while, he also said that he would give me the opportunity to take more videos and photos of him, and finally gave me 800 yuan for gas.”

"Is that enough?"

"It's not enough. He told me to use Douyin Live to share with netizens how to follow Zhou Le. Since that episode, I've become popular in the mainland..."

"Uh……"

"The scariest thing is not this, but the concert in Xiamen! On the third day, his Xiamen concert started, and I bought a ticket to go in to make the filming professional, but all the guests that day were female guests." Yang Mi Uh...Zhao Liying, Tang Yan, and An Yuexi are all actresses that Zhou Le has worked with. By the way, there is a wave of promotion for the TV series "Flower Thousand Bone", which is the male lead played by the takeaway king Huo Huajian. And Fan Shuangshuang was not there at that station , she is in Shanghai handling the cooperation negotiations between Zhou Le and "The King of Electronic Music", I thought to myself, with so many beauties, something must happen?"

"Did that happen?"

"It happened! Of course it happened! He...is Zhou Le, who took four beauties to eat seafood supper at midnight. I thought to myself, isn't this a group show? It will definitely make headlines when it is filmed! As a result..."

Cai Kangyong: "What happened?"

Paparazzi: "As a result, he brought those four female artists to play mahjong all night after supper! I was so mad! Xichuan mahjong is too bloody, it's called... a bloody battle to the end!"

Xu Qiandi: "That means he knows you are taking pictures of him."

Paparazzi: "Yes, I know, he's getting defensive. But, after they finish playing mahjong, let me drive them back to the hotel. Is this... polite? It's almost dawn, and I'm tired too."

The two hosts were silent, that thing is really not a thing.

"Then I came back from Xiamen. It's close. I want to make money with Han Lu for half a year, and I miss my mother for five days with Zhou Le..."

The audience laughed like crazy.

The paparazzi took out his mobile phone and showed it: "Look, he even sent me a WeChat message, asking me why I didn't go to Guangdong Province, and he wanted to go to Hong Kong to buy a watch without a driver. Tell me, ah? Tell me, this is still a human ?"

Whether Zhou Le is human or not depends on local conditions.

Anyway, it is definitely a person on the outside, but when the door is closed inside the hotel suite, it is definitely not a person, and the paparazzi can’t take pictures of the stories inside the suite.

Zhou Le is confident, he has seen many paparazzi, but not many are willing to drive him to play.

So... I miss Brother Gou very much.

As for what was photographed, Zhou Le was not afraid anyway. There was Sister Cole, who had learned the FBI's investigative techniques, in the hotel room. There must be no secret camera equipment, so no matter how the paparazzi took pictures, they would not be able to get tricks.

As long as you can't take my uncensored videos, I can be stubborn to the end, not only Gu Na Liza is tough, Zhou Le is also tough, and Fan Shuangshuang is not bad.

When asked by a reporter why Gu Naliza followed her to the Shanghai concert, Fan Shuangshuang's attitude was very calm, and she said, can't she come to consult me ​​about medical beauty?Her company suggested that she fine-tune, I said there is nothing wrong with letting her be herself, right?She is so beautiful, it would be disfiguring to do medical beauty!
When asked why Zhou Le sent Dire Liba back to school alone, Fan Shuangshuang said, where would she go if she didn't go back to school?It's gentlemanly for Zhou Le to send her back. If you don't send her back, you don't know what to write.

During Zhou Le's solo tour, there were constant problems, and of course the most common ones were his own.

For example, if Guna Liza was tormented so much that he couldn’t get out of bed in the hotel, and Liza’s agent called and scolded him, he could only go to the paparazzi to take him to the beach, so what can he do?Liza still has announcements to come, so he can't bully him to death.

In a blink of an eye, we arrived at Yuezhou Station.

The Tianhe Stadium is full of people and seas, and the tsunami, yes, the venue has been changed again, haha!
From Shanghai Station, a mysterious force disturbed Zhou Le's concert. Everything was normal in Xiamen, but when they arrived in Guangdong Province, some strange things happened again. Zhou Le had to change the concert venue and chose a... …big.

Earn more than 1000 million more with tears...

Of course Zhou Le knew that someone was trying to trick him, but it didn't work for so long. It can only be said that they are really not good at tricking people.

It's not that Zhou Le is too arrogant and arrogant, it's because Douyin is now better than Weibo, and the navy is still chattering on Weibo, but netizens don't read Weibo anymore. How happy is it to read Douyin?
Moreover, after a few days of getting along, Zhou Le also found that the paparazzi was not invited by someone who blackmailed him, so he relaxed a lot.

Only Yang Mi, who was released by Zhou Le again, was in great pain.

Before coming to be a guest at Zhou Le Xiamen Station, Zhou Le made a promise to Yang Mi... I will fight bloody battle with you to the end, and I promise to make you cry!

Then, Yang Mi came.

And then she really cried. Zhou Le not only invited her best friend Tang Yan, but also her competitor Zhao Liying and her "daughter" Tang Bao. They played mahjong all night and fought to the end. My sister was crying Well, you're just going to fight me bloody to the end?
if not?
Zhou Le doesn't care what Yang Mi thinks, I just won't sleep with you anyway.

That day, before Yang Mi left, he said to Zhou Le: "You are one of the most ruthless men I have ever seen... I hope that one day you will not beg me, otherwise, hum!"

I, Boss Yang, managed to find time to support your concert, but you took us to play mahjong all night?
Zhou Le ignored her and gave Tang Yan a piece of expensive jewelry, which was given to her by Sister Shuang.

Yang Mi was particularly unbalanced, and pulled Zhou Le to question: "Why did you hold a concert in Guangdong, and Di Reliba went shopping in Hong Kong? Besides, the hotel she stayed in was still in Guangdong City... Do you have anything?" Tricky?"

Zhou Le was serious: "Your artist, you ask me?"

Yang Mi gritted his teeth and said, "Anyway! You are not allowed to have an affair with Liba."

"Are you afraid of affecting your gambling agreement?"

"I'm doing this for her own good!"

"She doesn't need you to be good for her, sister Mi, you've gone mad now, take a good rest."

"I don't care, you have to come anyway, otherwise...or I will block Dire Liba!"

Zhou Le has no sexual interest in Yang Mi, because he already has too many beautiful little pets, and all of them are cute and cute. He doesn't like Yang Mi who is so rebellious, and he doesn't want to be used.

After Xiamen disliked Yang Mi, the free paparazzi driver ran away, and Zhou Le became high again.

Actually, can Zhou Le know if someone secretly took pictures of himself?

Coke is professionally trained!

The Cantonese concert was over, and the guests had already left. Zhou Le took off his make-up and changed clothes and returned to the hotel suite. Seeing Coke and Dire Liba turning the red rope, he couldn't help laughing.

"You can also play such an ancient game?"

Sister Kele smiled and said, "You don't know, do you? Mr. Zhou, it turns out that Liba never played the red rope game when she was a child. They don't play this game over there."

Dire Lipa shyly said: "We...we play jumping goats, dead tops and white stones and blue stones..."

Fan Shuangshuang didn't come with her today, that's why Di Reliba dared to return to Guangdong from Hong Kong, and bravely came to Zhou Le's suite to wait for him.

Coke is also a good person. After playing a small game with Dire Liba for a long time, when Zhou Le came back, he suddenly stood up and said, "I still have work to report to Sister Shuang, so I will leave first. I need my help to buy breakfast tomorrow morning." ?"

Dire Liba was blushing, and shamelessly came to meet the man, and it was too much to ask someone to buy breakfast.

Zhou Le said: "Don't be poor, can you get up?"

Cola:"……"

Sister Coke, she likes to sleep late, and she basically doesn’t get up until eleven or twelve o’clock every day. She expects her to buy breakfast and starve to death, so she’s just being polite, um, maybe it’s to stimulate Di Geriba on purpose.

Coke is gone.

Zhou Le closed the door and locked it, then went over to Dire Liba and continued to flip the red rope: "Sister, did you buy some when you went to Hong Kong?"

Direba's brain was buzzing: "Uh..."

How do you make it up?

He obviously didn't buy anything, and only thought about the tryst with Zhou Le at night, how could he be in the mood for shopping?

The colleagues in the company bought a lot of things, but Dire Liba didn't pay attention, so naturally there was nothing to say.

I still remember that in Xiamen three days ago, Boss Yang Mi was rejected by Zhou Le again, and Di Reliba was even more ashamed.

He is so annoying~
Why don't I fly here to sleep with him...

Now that Dire Liba is no longer lying to herself, she and Zhou Le are in love with each other and attract each other. Leaving aside the fact that Zhou Le has a girlfriend and a female companion, he and Liba are also in love with each other. I really can't hold back anymore.

A bomb will explode if held in for a long time, and a woman can spray if held in for a long time.

But taking the initiative to come to the hotel and waiting to be blessed made Di Reliba feel embarrassed. After all, I am also a well-known female artist, so you can't take the initiative?
he does not!

Zhou Le didn't send any WeChat messages to Di Reliba all day today. The cat was rehearsing and holding a concert in Tianhe Stadium. Di Reliba didn't dare to disturb him by sending WeChat messages. After all, his concert was a big deal.

So, when Coke left, the room fell into silence.

The two flipped the red rope, but the atmosphere was slightly awkward.

but……

[Dihua degree +1%]

When I was at Shanghai Station earlier, Zhou Le’s Dihua degree increased by 6% through "Learning to Meow" and sending her back to school. Now Direba’s Dihua degree has reached an astonishing...

[Dihua degree: 61%]

Leading Guna Lizha by a head, came from behind.

Zhou Le is really not a good person. While turning the difficult red rope to embarrass Di Reliba, he chewed gum and taunted her: "Malzaha is better at turning than you. Are you bad at math? This turning the red rope is Solid geometry, you can't learn well just by looking at it..."

Dire Liba blushed: "You are an animal!"

Zhou Le: "..."

Just be dumbfounded, okay?

He once guessed Dire Liba's various curses before first blood, but he didn't expect it to be so straightforward, who taught it?

Di Reliba also felt that it was too much, and said shyly: "Don't be angry, I'm just... just angry, and want to scold you, you should have been scolded..."

Zhou Le smiled: "Sister, you are so beautiful! So beautiful."

Dire Liba pouted: "Huh!"

Zhou Le: "Tired? Let's go take a shower~"

Dire Liba: "..."

[Dihua degree +1%]

Little Meiba was overwhelmed with shame. She really liked Zhou Le. Compared with Fan Shuangshuang, she was no different. Of course, she was very modest and did not compare herself with Sister Shuang, but her concern and meticulousness for Zhou Le were obvious to all. Yes, so, she felt that Zhou Le shouldn't be so frivolous to her, at least, it wasn't appropriate~
Then~
Zhou Le's way of scrubbing made her feel suitable, he was really...so gentle~
(End of this chapter)