The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 245 Hit me
In the morning, Zhou Le found a small rehearsal room in the park where the program was recorded to work on the new song, and also hired two cameramen to shoot, which gave the program team more content to facilitate later editing.

"The King of Electronic Music" takes a total of three weeks to record. In theory, the guests need to stay here for more than 20 days, but in fact, as long as the performance is not delayed, they can take two or three days off in the middle.

Isn't "Flower Thousand Bones" about to premiere on satellite TV? As one of the main creators, Zhou Le also has to participate in some publicity. This is written into the contract.

Besides, the ratings of this drama are related to Zhou Le's mission.

[Main mission E: Participated in the film and television drama "A Thousand Bones of Flowers" and won the annual ratings championship. The mission reward is 12345 negative energy points. 】

If this drama can be a hit, it doesn't matter whether Zhou Lehong is popular or not. The main thing is that with this reward, he can buy a health and longevity card for his grandma. This is what he must strive for.

However, the crew also knew that Zhou Le was busy, so they only let him go to the most important show - Hunan Satellite TV.

The drama also premiered on Hunan Satellite TV and Mango APP.

Therefore, Zhou Le had to give more material to the "King of Electronic Music" program team, so he had the nerve to ask for leave. However, Zhou Le, who is good at organizing work, just did a few random things, and the program was more effective than other people's recording for a week.

Mira also specially came to visit Zhou Le and chatted briefly. She was worried that Zhou Le would have to take leave and there would be insufficient material. However, after talking, she found that there was no need for it at all.

People can do the job themselves!
"Has your new song...been written?"

Mira couldn't believe her ears and thought to herself, brother, can you give a good performance?Who would believe it if it were released?Don’t you all know that you wrote the song in advance and brought it to you?
Zhou Le sat in front of the guzheng and plucked the strings casually: "No, you just decided on the chord direction first and then made a main melody. Let's listen to it together?"

Humhhhhh~
The extremely beautiful guzheng played and echoed in the small rehearsal room.

Mira didn't believe it even more. This could be made in one morning?It's so perfect that it's hard to believe.

This strange but beautiful sound of the guzheng stunned Mira.

After playing a simple section, Zhou Le stopped and said, "Sister, are you okay?"

Mira: "Did you really just write it this morning?"

Zhou Le smiled: "The inspiration accumulated in the past was revised again this morning."

He chose an excuse that is more acceptable to most people. It can't be said that he just bought it from the system, right?No one would believe that.

Mira nodded: "A very beautiful melody, a very elegant Chinese musical instrument. Don't you have any bottlenecks in your creation?"

Zhou Le pretended to be awesome: "When it comes to musicians who have bottlenecks in creation, it must be because they don't accumulate enough in daily life. There is no such thing as a masterful way of writing. They are all accumulated bit by bit of inspiration and materials. When a certain point is reached, When you do it, just turn them over like doing math problems and use formulas and problem-solving ideas to solve them.”

is not that right?

For songs purchased in the system, just restore the results just like doing a math problem.

Zhou Le’s knowledge of music theory and composition ability are just for copying.

Mira: "So, you must be very good at mathematics? Oh, I'm asking too much. You Chinese are all good at mathematics."

Zhou Lexiao: "I'm not good at math, I scored 17 in the primary school test."

Mira: "How is that possible? You are so good at English, why are you so bad at math?"

"I blame my grandma. When I was doing math homework in the first grade, she gave me a calculator to use. The teacher usually praised me. When it came time for the exam, the exam room was silent, and she saw me taking the calculator out of the drawer. , return to zero, return to zero..."

"Ahahahaha! What happens next?"

"Then I got 17 points."

"And then you were also bad at math?"

"I have always been very poor. God closed the door of mathematics for me and opened the door of music for me..."

While we were chatting, Zhang Xingyi rushed in and bowed politely when he saw Mira: "Hello, sister host, Zhou Le, come with me quickly..."

Zhou Le clicked his tongue impatiently, didn't you see me pretending to be cool in front of the camera?

"What is it?"

"Let's go! Talk as you go, something big has happened..."

"What's the matter?"

Zhou Le said a few words to Mira, put on his slippers and left with Zhang Xingyi.

In addition to the door, Zhang Xingyicai said: "The program team held a challenge event in the park. If you complete the challenge, you can win happy coupons, and the happy coupons can be exchanged for drinks. Great... The South Korean team and Mr. Wu won a lot of coupons, enough to buy ten There are several bottles of beer, but we haven’t won a single one here.”

“What challenge is so difficult?”

"Shooting machine."

"Fuck! What's the matter... Oh yes, it's really difficult for you three."

"It hurts Xiao Le!"

Zhang Xingyi was a little embarrassed. He had challenged it several times and never won.

Zhou Le continued to worry: "Let's not talk about those two. Deng Ziqi and Shirley are taller, and they struggle to hold the basketball and shoot the ball. How about you? You are tall enough, but you are as thin as a bamboo pole, and you don't usually exercise. Look at the physiques and muscles of South Korean artists... If Han Lu comes, he will definitely beat them."

Zhang Xingyi: "No, my advantage is dancing, and I'm not a sports person."

Zhou Le: "Look at the dancers in South Korea and the United States, all of them are very strong. It's not that I dislike you, instructor, I just think you are unhealthy."

Zhang Xingyi pushed Zhou Le: "It's almost done. Go win the coupons. This game will be gone at noon."

Zhou Le came to the shooting machine and saw the rules of the game written on the side.

If you put in 1 in 80 minute, you will be rewarded with 1 happy coupon, if you are 90, you will be rewarded with 3 coupons, and if you are 100, you will be rewarded with 10 coupons. Each person has only one chance.

Obviously, Zhang Xingyi, Deng Ziqi and Shirley had exhausted their respective opportunities, so they came to Zhou Le.

There weren’t many guests, so there was no need to queue.

Zhou Le started the challenge directly. With his tall height of 1.9 meters, he almost took the ball and put it into the frame. The shooting distance was only more than one meter. In addition, Zhou Le usually loves to play basketball, so his shooting accuracy is good. .

In the end, Zhou Le scored 93 and won 3 happy coupons.

Zhang Xingyi and Deng Ziqi were very happy, but Shirley was more average because as a Tianzhu woman, she couldn't drink.

Two hours later, the cafeteria.

The guests exchanged their star power for food. Zhou Le ordered two meals and came to the table, got up and left again.

Zhang Xingyi muttered: "Two meals are not enough for him?"

Deng Ziqi said: "So he is very energetic."

If she wasn't energetic, she would have been squeezed out. Sister Deng complained in her heart, a sea king and scumbag like Zhou Le is really... such a charm!

But I don’t have good looks, otherwise I’d give it a try...

She couldn't help but look at Xiao Curry with envy. This woman was quite brave. Today she ignored her fellow Tianzhu compatriots and just wandered around with Deng Ziqi, as if she had become a naturalized Chinese citizen.

Deng Ziqi could clearly feel the changes in Xiao Curry, especially since the conversations between her and Zhou Le had become less frequent, but... more suspicious.

At this time, little curry was eating with her head down, using a spoon.

In fact, most of the time, Tianzhu people like to eat with their hands, which is just a cultural habit. However, Little Curry Shirley is not like her two compatriots. She eats very elegantly with a spoon.

After getting to know each other, Deng Ziqi was also very nosy: "Little curry."

"Ok?"

Shirley raised her head and blinked innocently. She was not disgusted by the nickname Little Curry. It was Zhou Le who first called her Little Curry.

Deng Ziqi smiled ambiguously: "Do you want to go to China to develop?"

Shirley shook her head: "I don't want to."

You must answer this way on the show, because maybe one of the cameras will catch it.

Deng Ziqi: "We are all friends. After recording the show, you can come to China to hang out with us when you have time. I believe Zhou Le will welcome you."

Zhang Xingyi nodded: "I welcome you too! Shirley can also dance Tianzhu dance..."

Deng Ziqi thought to himself: What does this have to do with you?Do you think she will find you and me when she goes to China?Here’s what I said!
She said: "I heard you asked Zhou Le to play flute this morning."

Zhang Xingyi: "Pfft~cough~I'm sorry, I uh... thought of something funny, please continue."

Deng Ziqi rolled his eyes at him and asked Shirley: "Have you learned the flute?"

Shirley pretended to be dumbfounded: "No, Chinese instruments are too difficult to play well. However, I saw that the guqin played by Zhou Le is very simple. You can play it loudly if you have hands. Next time I study piano." She knew that Deng Ziqi and Zhang Xingyi knew that she and Zhou Le were a little subtle, but that was it, they would not know that we had talked cordially.

He's also... quite eloquent.

At this time, Zhou Le came back with four bottles of beer, giving one to each person: "Drink some! I'm leaving in the afternoon."

Zhang Xingyi was overjoyed: "The happiness coupon has been used now? Are you leaving? Where are you going?"

Zhou Le: "I'm going to your hometown to record a quick notebook. What, do you want me to bring you some stinky tofu?"

Zhang Xingyi: "Okay!"

Shirley's face turned slightly pale. Was this recorded?Please go back and ask the program team to cut it into the main film.

She was a little panicked because the two male compatriots at the table far away had already looked over with sulky expressions.

Drinking is a big deal for Tianzhu women.

Absolutely forbidden!

Deng Ziqi picked up the beer in front of her and put it in front of Zhou Le, saying, "Don't you know she can't drink? If you let her be photographed like this, she will be scolded."

Zhou Leshi really didn't know and looked at Shirley: "Ah? You can't drink?"

Shirley smiled awkwardly: "I'm sorry, Tianzhu women can't drink. You drink, Deng. If you Chinese women drink, won't men scold you?"

Deng Ziqi: "My dad scolded me?"

Shirley: "Any man who sees you drinking..."

I can scold you.

She was afraid of saying too much, so she didn't say anything further.

Zhou Le said while eating: "It depends on the place in China. In the southwest and northeast, men are basically scolded more. Women in other places are relatively gentle."

Shirley's face was filled with envy, but she glanced guiltily at the two compatriots in the distance. Their expressions softened slightly after they discovered that the wine in front of Shirley had been taken away.

She knew that if she dared to have a fight with her, they would definitely rush over...

In fact, there are quite a few like her. In the Happy Voucher shooting machine challenge game, singers from West Asia and Malay did not participate, and they were not allowed to drink, including men.

Seeing Deng Ziqi wearing leather pants and drinking tons of beer on a hot day, Shirley really envied her. It was a great place where she could do whatever she wanted.

Shirley wants to drink too.

It had nothing to do with drinking, it was just that she wanted to resist the restraint, but she didn't dare.

At this time, Zhang Xingyi picked his head and asked: "No, Xiaole, let's just say, how much is the coupon for a bottle of this beer?"

Zhou Le: "One piece and one bottle."

Zhang Xingyi: "I remember we only had three coupons. Why did you buy four bottles?"

Deng Ziqi also reacted: "Yes."

Shirley was in a panic. The fourth coupon he obtained somehow was exchanged for four bottles of beer. I couldn't drink with him. I was really useless...

It must have been very difficult for him to get the fourth coupon, right?

Zhou Le smiled seductively: "Use your brain!"

Zhang Xingyi: "Huh? Did you sell your brain?"

Zhou Le: "You didn't have any brains, and you sold your brains... look what is this?"

With that said, Zhou Le took out a large stack of happy coupons from his pocket and gave them to Zhang Xingyi and Deng Ziqi respectively.

Artist Zhang Xing is dumbfounded, why are there so many?

Deng Ziqi was also confused: "There are more than 20 tickets, right? You robbed all those guests? Did you rob them?"

Zhou Le took a sip of beer and said: "Robbery is illegal, I understand! You don't even think about how these coupons were made? I just went to the room of the show team's prop team after they finished the event. , I printed dozens more chapters myself. Well, I still have more than 20 chapters, which is enough for us to drink."

Zhang Xingyi: "Ah???"

Deng Ziqi: "Damn!"

Shirley: "Hahahahaha ~ giggle is too bad? I like it! Although I can't drink, but you can print your own tickets, can you really be?"

Little Curry, who was blaming himself just now, was amused by Zhou Le, and made a fortune by laughing. What kind of operation is it to print coupons by yourself?

Can people think of it?
Zhou Le was very calm: "There are more than 20 guests. There will definitely be games in the future. Who can count how many coupons have been issued in total?"

The other three were all stunned.

Zhou Le: "Don't use too much at once. I guarantee it will take at least two weeks for them to find out. I don't even know if the drink seller and the game player know each other. How do they know how many coupons we have? Look, we can fix it now." The camera at the camera captured me taking out so many coupons, right? However, they may not be able to find out immediately, hundreds of cameras are enough for them to see."

Shirley was the most supportive: "Wow! You are so awesome~"

Zhou Le: "Don't do six basic things."

He knows variety shows!

By the time the program team found out that Zhou Le had privately printed happy coupons, it was already ten days later. So, the program team who had been tricked cut this section into the main film. Of course, the previous scene where Zhou Le handed Shirley wine The screen was deleted.

When the program reached this point, the audience was amazed by Zhou Lexiu:

"Can you still print your own happy coupons?"

"What did he think?"

"Can this work?"

"It's exactly the same as the real coupon, why can't it be used?"

"When the program team found out, they must have used it a lot."

"Hahaha……"

"I like Zhou so much. His wisdom is always so novel."

"Besides, the three of them take good care of Shirley!"

"I always feel that the two Tianzhu singers were very rude to Shirley, and the tone of their words was also..."

"Look at the female singers in South Korea and Japan. They are all so humble."

"Deng Ziqi is completely different. It can be seen that Chinese women have a high status."

"Shirley is very happy with them~"

"However, I still feel that it is inappropriate to print happy coupons privately."

"It's just a variety show, just have fun!"

"If you have watched Zhou Le's variety shows in China, you will find that this is nothing."

"I just like Zhou!"

In the show, several people had dinner, and Zhou Le went to buy drinks for everyone.

Zhang Xingyi complained: "You are really willing to spend your star power. Aren't you afraid of being eliminated?"

Zhou Le: "In this show, only those who lose the competition will be eliminated. As long as I don't lose, even if I have zero power points, it is impossible to eliminate me. Anyway, my understanding is this, the loser will have star power points The low ones will be eliminated, otherwise what?"

"Cough cough~"

Beside, Shirley choked while drinking a drink. It was a Tianzhu brand drink, but she tasted an unfamiliar taste and was bubbly.

Deng Ziqi asked with concern: "What's wrong? Doesn't it taste good?"

Shirley shook her head: "No..."

She glanced at Zhou Le secretly. This guy was really attentive. When did he change his drink to beer?
No, it doesn't matter.

The important thing is that he knows that I want to drink, so he dares to do it, because he knows that I will not be angry, but will be grateful.

Shirley took the drink bottle and walked around the two compatriots. She smiled and chatted with them for a few words. While chatting, she drank beer in front of them. It was exciting~
Hey!
I'm drinking in front of you, why don't you hit me? !
(End of this chapter)