The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 248 It's better to say than to sing
Seeing Zhou Le leaving with the staff, Sabeiyu chuckled, but he didn't expect that Zhou Le would also be tricked by me.

It turned out that dressing up and singing Peking Opera on stage was a trick prepared by the program team for Sa Beiyu. He couldn't shirk it. Zhou Le happened to be here today, so Sa Beiyu went to fool the program team. Isn't Zhou Le more interesting than me on stage?He's so popular, he's Fan Shuangshuang's boyfriend, and he's having issues with Zhou Bo. It's a big gimmick.

The program team originally just wanted to give it a try, but unexpectedly Zhou Le agreed.

It's an unexpected surprise, free prostitution makes people happy.

At this time, the children on the stage had almost finished their performance. Sabeiyu came on stage with a microphone and was ready to finish.

Fan Shuangshuang was still holding her child on the stage, looking left and right.

Sa Beiyu half-smiled and said, "Shuangshuang, is the child cute?"

Fan Shuangshuang: "So cute! Super cute!"

As he spoke, he pinched the little boy's cheek.

Sabeiyu: "If you like children, then... I have a friend."

Fan Shuangshuang immediately rolled her eyes at him: "You are the only one with more friends..."

Cai Qingguo continued: "Xiao Sa, your friend's surname is Zhou, right?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The audience burst into laughter. Who doesn’t know about Fan Shuangshuang and Zhou Le?At first, everyone felt that the two of them were extremely inappropriate, but later they became accustomed to it after being fed up by their dog food.

Sabeiyu was so angry: "That friend of mine, he knows some magical magic."

Zhou Yibo didn't talk to him at all, he hated Zhou Le.

Cai Qingguo likes to gossip: "What magic? Create something out of nothing?"

Sabeiyu: "Change into a living person!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

There was joy at the scene.

Fan Shuangshuang finally let go of the little boy, stood up and stepped on Hentiangao to return to the instructor's seat, and retorted: "What are you talking about? In front of a child."

Sa Beiyu just drove a car and immediately brought the topic back: "Isn't this mother nervous in the background? You have to take the children home one by one, so I will help you make some suggestions. Seeing that you are so I like him, do you have this lamp?"

Bang!
Fan Shuangshuang clicked the light as soon as she returned to her seat: "Of course! He is so smart and deserves to be promoted."

Cai Qingguo also pressed the light, the children advanced, and the program continued.

The next two programs were Blindfolded Knife Throwing and Finger Dance. This program was very similar to a talent show, focusing on a miscellany. However, these two programs were not popular enough and failed to get a promotion spot.

Sabeiyu suppressed his laughter and continued to host: "The contestant invited next is a Peking Opera lover."

Cai Qingguo was very supportive: "Oh~ It's great, great..."

Sa Beiyu: "But he can't sing Peking Opera, so I'll give you a performance of "Serving the Country with Loyalty" first."

The three judges and the audience applauded politely, thinking that this song was chosen too early.

Sabeiyu gritted his teeth, suppressed his smile and said, "Please invite the next contestant!"

The contestants did not appear, but the accompaniment of the song sounded.

Then, a tall man with a Peking Opera face and a suit of armor rose up from the stage lift:

The wolf smoke rises from the river and the mountains to the north

Dragon flag roll horse long neigh sword as frost
Zhou Yibo: "How did he sing so cheesy?"

Cai Qingguo said: "I have an accent, but to be honest, I sing very well and my basic skills are very solid..."

Zhou Zhoubo mocked: "It smells like Ludong's big dirt!"

Fan Shuangshuang immediately stopped: "Did I, Da Ludong, provoke you? Qilu's hometown of Confucius and Mencius, is it your turn to make irresponsible remarks?"

Zhou Yibo smiled and said: "I mean he is stupid..."

"You are stupid!"

Fan Shuangshuang raised her eyebrows, looked at the man singing on the stage, and couldn't help but curl up the corners of her mouth.

Small sample!
Even if you turn into ashes, I will recognize you!

In fact, Zhou Le's make-up was already thick enough, and the corners of his eyes were also stretched. It would be an exaggeration to say that he was disguised. In addition, he deliberately changed his voice to adopt the Ludong dialect, which was very deceptive. The two judges Neither the audience nor the audience recognized it.

But Fan Shuangshuang recognized his figure and hands at one glance. They were too familiar.

She really didn't understand why Zhou Le appeared on the stage. Was he too busy to do the work?
Zhou Yibo was still looking for the next step: "Shuangshuang really protects my fellow countryman..."

Fan Shuangshuang ignored him and just watched the performance with a strange expression.

At the entrance of the passage, Sa Beiyu secretly peeked at Fan Shuangshuang's expression, and knew that the secret was revealed. He had known that he would do the Sichuan opera face change for him. The thing was so well covered that he had no idea that Fan Shuangshuang did not recognize Zhou Le from his face. .

Zhou Le also sang a piece of Peking Opera in the interlude of "Serving the Country with Loyalty", which was also impressive.

Horseshoe goes south to people look north

People look north, the grass is green and yellow, and the dust is flying

I would like to defend the land and restore the frontier

The dignified China wants to let the Quartet come to congratulate
After singing a song, Zhou Le bowed politely to the audience on three sides, acting like an honest person: "Thank you! Thank you everyone for listening to me singing!"

Zhou Bo: "Pfft hey hey..."

Unscrupulous ridicule.

Fan Shuangshuang glanced at him sideways and said to the stage: "Hello! Please introduce yourself."

Zhou Le scratched his helmet: "My name is Zhen Yingjun, I am 20 years old, unmarried, and live at home..."

Zhou Zhoubo complained: "Getting this name is crazy!"

Zhou Le: "What happened? Is it illegal?"

Zhou Bo: "..."

[Negative Energy +51]

Fan Shuangshuang's expression changed rapidly, and she smiled crookedly: "Ignore him, just keep talking."

Zhou Le continued to pretend: "They said I was good at singing and they wanted to put me on TV. In this moment... I was on TV?"

Zhou Yibo said: "You will definitely be on it! After all, in such a high-end and high-end program like ours, there has never been such a vulgar performance like yours. The program is very effective, the guy is great~ What do you do? ?”

Zhou Le: "I'm a welder..."

Zhou Bo: "Pfft..."

Fan Shuangshuang licked: "Welding is good! It's a technical job, and there's no shame in relying on craftsmanship to make a living."

Cai Qingguo said: "Young man..."

Zhou Le: "You can call me handsome."

Cai Qingguo felt a little uncomfortable: "You are so handsome... You are good at singing, really good. Have you ever learned it before?"

Zhou Le picked at the armor at his waist: "Do you still need to learn how to sing?"

Cai Qingguo: "..."

[Negative Energy +66]

Fan Shuangshuang covered her mouth and snickered. With this sentence, you were exposed. It was a typical Zhou Tao style.

Zhou Le: "Teacher, have you ever studied it? Which school did you go to?"

Cai Qingguo: "The Chinese drama I acted in, uh..."

Zhou Le: "I know about Zhongxi! I know that Tang Yan is the disgrace of Zhongxi. I saw it online."

Cai Qingguo immediately waved his hand: "Put this part off, I am the one who is ashamed of being in the drama. What, what do I want to say? Oh! Except for your accent, you are pretty good at everything else. Have you ever thought about changing your profession in the future? singer?"

Zhou Le pretended to be stupid: "Is the salary of a singer high? I still need to save money to marry a wife."

Cai Qingguo doesn't know the truth, but just loves talent: "If you can sing so well without learning vocal music, and you are not old, you can try to be a singer."

Zhou Le: "But, I just bought a new welding machine..."

Cai Qingguo: "I..."

[Negative Energy +88]

The scene was filled with a sea of ​​joy, this man was so stupid.

Zhou Yibo believed that he had an IQ advantage and began to play maliciously: "Handsome, right? When did you start learning Peking Opera?"

Zhou Le: "You haven't studied it seriously."

"Then what have you learned seriously?"

"Welding."

"Oh... are you more serious about learning electric welding? You are quite pursuing it. So, there are many types of Peking Opera in front of the public. What profession do you sing in?"

"I heard about some old students, Shiro visiting his mother."

"Ah! Is there an empty city plan?"

"That one... I haven't heard of it."

"Hey hey hey haha! Have you heard of the guillotine case?"

"I've heard about the Guimei case." Cai Qingguo: "Can you say a few words about the Guimei case?"

Zhou Le hesitated: "Uh~"

Zhou Bo joked: "He can't come! Whether he comes or not... the director is shaking his head at us."

Cai Qingguo: "Then do you know any other Peking operas? Sing a few lines."

Zhou Le: "No way."

Zhou Yibo: "Didn't you say that you have liked Peking Opera since you were a child?"

Fan Shuangshuang: "He said he liked it, but he never learned it."

Zhou Le: "I don't have anyone to teach me. My family is poor. I only went to school half way, but I didn't even play Peking Opera."

Zhou Yibo: "What are you talking about?"

Fan Shuangshuang explained: "I haven't even finished school."

Next, Zhou Yibo jumped up and down again, asking questions like he was teasing a fool, and he secretly belittled Zhen Yingjun.

Finally, Zhou Yibo couldn't help but said: "Why do you always scratch yourself? Didn't you take a shower?"

Zhou Le: "Wearing this clothes... it will scratch you."

Zhou Bo: "Huh?"

Fan Shuangshuang: "It just means itchy and uncomfortable."

Zhou Yibo asked again: "Do you dare to take the subway wearing this outfit?"

Really treat others as fools.

Zhou Letazhen said: "You can't pass the security check."

Zhou Bo laughed: "You still know this? You will be caught, right?"

Zhou Le: "He was shot to death on the spot."

Fan Shuangshuang couldn't hold it back and laughed like a goose: "Pfft, goose, goose..."

Zhou Le: "The song is singing to the sky."

Good guy, this sentence made the whole audience burst into laughter. Both Zhou Bo and Cai Qingguo laughed so much that they slapped the table, and Sa Beiyu in the background laughed so hard that he stamped his feet.

Sister Shuang couldn't stop laughing and wiped away tears. This guy was really too messy...

After the scene recovered a little, Zhou Yibo asked again: "Today you came to "Outstanding Chinese", you are already outstanding enough, what is your dream? I mean besides welding, dreams, you know these two What does the word mean?"

Zhou Le pretended to be shy and said: "Ordinary people don't have any big dreams. My...my dream is to have a peaceful country and a peaceful people."

"Ouch~"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"goose……"

Double kill.

Especially in the Zhou wave, he stood up and laughed and laughed.

Zhou Letian said: "Is there anything wrong? Only when the country is peaceful and the people are at peace can the people have a good life."

Zhou Yibo: "Hahaha~ The truth is right, but you are too majestic! Then let me ask you, have you ever thought about the good weather?"

Zhou Le: "That's what I think about every day~"

Bobby Zhou was gesticulating: "Uh... between peace and prosperity and good weather, which one do you choose?"

"We have to rely on God for good weather and good weather, but we can rely on all of us for the peace and prosperity of the country and the people."

Zhou Le replied with one sentence.

clap clap clap...

The audience spontaneously began to applaud, and suddenly it became valuable.

This time, Zhou Yibo, who was jumping up and down, was stopped. He was belittling others with his jabbering. Unexpectedly, he turned out to be the clown in the end.

Zhou Yibo thought about it for a long time but couldn't hold back the dirty words, so he could only keep his mouth shut.

Cai Qingguo suggested that Zhou Le take off his helmet and take a look: "Yes! In fact, we should have asked him to take off his helmet earlier. You can see that his hair is wet."

Fan Shuangshuang had an admiring expression on her face: "Actually, he looks quite iconic. His face is very good-looking and his facial features are also very three-dimensional."

Zhou Zhoubo smiled and said: "Shuangshuang, do you only look at boys for their looks? Do you like them if they are good-looking? Why are you so superficial?"

Fan Shuangshuang: "What if? Do I want to like you like this?"

Zhou Yibo raised his head with confidence: "What's wrong with me like this?"

Zhou Le: "Sangmen."

Zhou Yibo: "Ah? What?"

Fan Shuangshuang was already laughing: "Pfft, goose, goose... He said, you look unlucky, goose, goose..."

Zhou Bo: "..."

[Negative Energy +99]

Cai Qingguo also felt that this contestant was a bit rash in speaking and tried not to tell the truth on stage.

Fan Shuangshuang asked: "So, you don't have any talents to show off next, do you?"

Zhou Lele: "I have to pay more."

Fan Shuangshuang didn't hold it back. Zhou Le was the man who caught her smile, otherwise she wouldn't have been captured by him so easily.

Seeing that the situation was almost over, Sabeiyu came up with a microphone: "Okay! The three judges have almost finished asking questions. So far, no judge has exploded..."

As he said that, he turned to look at Zhou Le: "Pfft..."

It looks even more ghostly up close.

Zhou Le: "What are you going to do?"

Sa Beiyu: "I'm sorry, sorry, Boxboxbox... it's so funny. Then, we'll ask the three judges to make the final decision, whether to turn on the lights or not. According to the rules of the show, you can advance if more than two lights are turned on, otherwise you will be eliminated."

Fan Shuangshuang looked at Cai Qingguo.

Teacher Cai said: "I quite appreciate his singing skills, but... this young man's brain is a little abnormal. I'm not saying you are stupid, but that you are different from ordinary people. So, after thinking about it again and again, I decided not to turn on the light. ”

Sabeiyu: "Okay!"

Cai Qingguo said again: "Young man, live a good life after you go back~"

Zhou Yibo: "Do your welding well, weld it to make the country peaceful and the people safe, and weld it to have good weather."

Zhou Le: "Thank you, teacher~"

bang~
Everyone is looking at Fan Shuangshuang. Are you going to turn on the light?Is it too limitless?That player was stupid and had no talent at all.

Sa Beiyu couldn't help laughing: "Teacher Fan Shuangshuang, tell me the reason why you turned on the light."

Fan Shuangshuang picked up the phone, pondered for a while, and said:
"I think he sings great, and he's so handsome. Lu Dong speaks really well. I like it very much!"

Zhou Yibo mocked: "Is his singing skills also praised? Besides, which one of your eyes sees how handsome he is?"

Fan Shuangshuang was about to reply when Sa Beiyu interrupted: "Okay, let's ask two staff members to come up and remove the contestant's makeup. At least it will be on TV and the contestant will be able to show his face. Otherwise, we won't even know what he looks like." .”

Cai Qingguo: "Yes, yes..."

Zhou Le turned around and two staff members helped him simply remove his makeup.

Sabeiyu chatted with several judges, and then heard huge exclamations and screams from the auditorium on the side.

Everyone was stunned on Monday: "What's wrong?"

Fan Shuangshuang covered her face shyly and looked at the stand from between her fingers: "Oh my god~ It's so shameful..."

Cai Qingguo: "Why are you ashamed of him taking off his makeup?"

Sabeiyu snickered and pulled Zhou Le over to face the audience head-on.

The audience screamed.

Some people called Zhou Le's name, while others called her Fan Shuangshuang.

Zhou Yibo's face turned dark. He had been doing this for a long time. Is this Zhou Le?I said how could I not resist him, I was so angry!
Cai Qingguo was so happy that he slapped his thigh: "Hahaha... why are you singing blindly? Can't you sing with your true strength?"

Zhou Le: "Then you guessed it was me?"

This performance was even more successful than in "The Masked Singer".

Sa Beiyu said: "Let us invite Teacher Fan Shuangshuang again to comment on this player's performance."

Fan Shuangshuang bit her lower lip and shook her head with a smile, "I really belong to you!"

Zhou Le said very shamelessly: "Teacher Fan, thank you for your hard work, can I sing well?"

Fan Shuangshuang threw half a bottle of water towards Zhou Le: "What you say is better than what you sing!"

Zhou Le caught the water with one hand, opened it and took a big sip: "Thank you~"

(End of this chapter)