The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 253 Black

People all over the country knew that Zhou Le was an rude and crazy person, and his sudden politeness made everyone uncomfortable.

Direliba smiled and explained to the two confused teachers: "Teacher Zhang, Teacher Chen, don't be offended. In fact, Zhou Le is a very humble and low-key person. It's just that he is young and naive and likes to talk nonsense."

Zhou Le glanced sideways at her, who was being naive?Eat my old Monday stick!
The two teachers were even more confused. How could Zhou Le, a shrewd and philistine person, be naive?
The barrage of the show is all...ah? ? ?

Zhou Le's fans didn't believe it, they just felt that the grandson looked really good, he was worthy of being on the set, and his acting skills were pretty good.

In fact, Zhou Le's humility today is not an act. He respects those who are truly talented, such as these two teachers. They all have this thing in their stomachs, and they are not the kind of hot chickens who can only turn their buttocks.

After chatting for a while, the designer of this issue, Teacher Chen Caiyu, liked Zhou Le more and more, but she was very busy, busy checking the makeup and clothing of each model.

Zhou Le and Direliba could only watch the excitement from the sidelines. This was their first time backstage at a fashion show.

The behind-the-scenes shooting is suspended.

Direliba pointed at the long-legged models: "Aren't they beautiful?"

Zhou Le looked confused: "What? Why are you calling your name all of a sudden? Meiba."

Direliba rolled her eyes: "Did I say they are beautiful?"

Zhou Le: "They? They are too thin."

After saying that, he turned around and looked at Direliba. Well, it's very good. She has gained a lot of weight. She weighs 105 pounds by visual inspection.The baby fat on her face is very cute, her collarbone and shoulder blades are no longer abrupt, and her shoulders and back are rounder.

Direliba subconsciously covered her chest, feeling burned by Zhou Le's gaze.

Zhou Le curled his lips: "What are you covering? You're not wearing low-cut clothing. Yang Mi's company has taught you something."

Direliba retorted: "What do you know? What female artists wear is decided by the brand. Do you think we want to dress so revealing? Why can't we cover it up?"

"The audience said that you are afraid that people with no money will see it, and you are afraid that people with money will not see it."

"Are you a rich person or a poor person?"

"I belong to that kind of person. The key depends on whether you cover up or not. You said you cover up when you are wearing clothes, but you cover up when you are not wearing clothes..."

"To shut up!"

"What I'm telling you is the truth. It's really too much to cover up even though you're lying down. It's not like I've never seen it before."

"Stop talking, there are people everywhere! Stop talking nonsense and ignore you."

Direliba stepped on Zhou Le and threatened in a low voice.

In fact, what Zhou Le said was true. She really covered her from under the bed to the bed. Sometimes, Zhou Le had to tie her hands up.

After a while, Direliba stepped on her feet and whispered to Zhou Le: "You are not a woman, you don't understand. Of course you have to cover your body by yourself. You are obviously wearing very revealing clothes. Covering it will make you feel better. Don't you think so?" You want me to show off my figure everywhere? Are you stupid..."

Zhou Le shrugged: "I don't care, anyway, I won't be exposed. Sister Shuang also filmed the imperial concubine taking a bath. I went to see it live, tsk tsk..."

Direliba made no secret of her disgust: "Ah, you are such an animal!"

Zhou Le: "You just know? I am a donkey."

Dire Liba: "..."

His face turned red visibly, and he quickly ran away to talk to Teacher Zhang Yu about fashion. Everyone was so aroused by him.

He's so bad, I have to find a way to make him better!

[Dihua degree +1%]

At the beginning, Direliba was full of thoughts that Zhou Le was doing it for her own good, and she made a lot of assumptions. Now, she has sublimated.Liba felt that Zhou Le's personality was too extreme and could easily offend people and the audience. However, Sister Shuang pampered and indulged him, so Direliba couldn't help but remind Zhou Le.

Starting from urging him to wash his face, brush his teeth and drink water every day, he corrected Zhou Le's bad habits bit by bit.

They are all top celebrities, and they still look like children who have not grown up.

After a while, Teacher Chen Caihong finished instructing the models and asked them to continue rehearsing, and then they had time to record the show.

Zhang Yu took everyone away from the backstage and went to the studio to record the program. The strict teacher Chen Caihong was too strict with the T stage and said that he needed to rehearse again.

The recording of the main film begins, which is an interview-style session.

Host Chen Ming and fashion instructor Zhang Yu were sitting on the sofa waiting for designer Chen Caihong and two fashion guests to come on stage.

Zhang Yu looked at Zhou Le and praised: "I am taller and more handsome than I look on TV."

Chen Ming praised Lipa: "Liba is really shining today, her whole body is shining."

Zhou Le sat down and handed Direliba a pillow: "It is indeed very white. Have you also done laser whitening?"

Direliba pressed the pillow on her legs to prevent her exposure, and looked at Zhou Le with disgust: "Do I need it? Only people as dark as you need laser whitening!"

Chen Caihong: "Actually, men look better if they are darker. Zhou Le's skin tone is just right. He looks healthy and masculine."

In fact, Zhou Le is not considered black now, he is just darker compared to the tofu-like little fresh meat in the circle.

Zhou Le: "Yes, and the fashion theme of this issue is black, so I am very suitable. Liba, you are so white, it does not suit the theme."

Direliba was too lazy to pay attention to him and chatted with the other three.

Soon, Chen Ming cut into today's theme: "Our color today is indeed very different, a very unique color... black. Many people even think that it is not a color, it is called no color. What do you think?" "

On the table in front of the sofa, black Oreos and grapes were placed appropriately.

Zhou Le is grabbing grapes to eat.

Direliba glanced at him and continued: "Because except for white, any color blended into black is black. It is indeed very special. I also like black very much..."

As he said that, he couldn't help but glance at Zhou Le again. Some things were indeed dark and textured.

"Indeed! Let's take a look at Direliba's black fashion summary!"

Chen Ming immediately seized the opportunity and cue a group of black fashion photos of Direliba and displayed them on the big screen.

A few people praised her for her beautiful appearance.

"Pretty!"

"The black suit is so handsome~"

"So lovely……"

Zhou Le's focus is different: "When was the photo taken? She's too thin."

Direliba was slightly shy: "They are all from this year. The one in the middle is for daily wear. I also have a lot of black clothes."

Chen Ming: "Your private server also has a lot of black?"

Direliba nodded: "Yes! Because black is more versatile. Whether it is silver, green, or clothes with bright diamonds, as long as they are worn on top of black, they will not go out of style."

The two fashion teachers nodded, this girl really knows how to dress.

Direliba said clearly when talking about her outfit: "Another point is to show off your figure. Black makes you slimmer. Am I not getting fat recently? Wearing black will make me look thinner."

Chen Ming: "You are so thin, where do you gain weight?"

Direliba smiled and said: "I am indeed a few kilograms heavier than before, and now I am over [-]."

Chen Ming: "Why? Does the character need to be fatter?"

Liba shook her head: "Just make yourself healthier. I don't want some people to use the excuse that you are too thin and don't have enough physical strength to embarrass me on the show."

Everyone looked at Zhou Le.

What about you? Do you still want to eat?

Zhou Le peeled off a grape: "What's wrong?"

Direliba: "I said I'm fat."

Zhou Le: "I can tell, you look better than before, your mental state is much better, and you are not so tired."

Direliba pursed her lips and smiled and said to herself, in order to meet your needs, I have gained five or six pounds. It is not too much for you to praise me a few times, right?
Zhang Yu thought Zhou Le was stupid and was afraid that he would offend the female star, so she said: "You are still very thin! And you are so tall and have a good figure."

Chen Caihong echoed: "It's not as easy as you think to look good in black! Liba is very good. She controls black clothes perfectly. Every look is beautiful, right Zhou Le?"

Zhou Le: "The one wearing the hat on the left is not as pretty as the others. He looks like an idiot."

Chen Ming suppressed a laugh crazily, his mind racing, thinking of how to smooth things over.

Is it really okay for you to say this about a female artist?
Direliba has become accustomed to Zhou Le's straight male attributes. Instead of being angry, she also explained to Zhou Le: "He just speaks his mind and has no other meanings. I like that look very much, maybe it's a problem with the shooting angle." "

Zhou Le continued to peel grapes: "It's not the angle, it's that the hat is stupid."

Direliba: "You're just stupid, that's what I spoke for."

Zhou Le: "Well... I have a strong sense of hat design and a great sense of fashion."

Direliba: "You'd better eat grapes."

"Oh."

Zhou Le looked indifferent.

Chen Ming asked curiously: "I can see that the two of you have a good relationship! Liba, you and Zhou Le have known each other for so long, what do you think of his fashion taste?"

Direliba shook her head decisively: "He doesn't understand fashion. He wears whatever he has. Whatever you buy for him... Oh, I heard Sister Shuang say that his clothes are bought for him by Sister Shuang, and the assistant matches them for him. , he can’t do anything himself.”

In fact, Direliba is the one who buys the most clothes for Zhou Le. After all, Fan Shuangshuang herself is not very good at buying clothes.

Zhou Le smiled and said: "Yes, I only need to be responsible for being as beautiful as a flower."

Chen Ming asked: "Does Zhou Le like black?"

Zhou Le nodded: "I like it, I just get blackmailed."

"Hahaha……"

All three women laughed.

Chen Ming said angrily: "Who asked you about black? Black is black."

Zhou Le said with a serious face: "Actually, I have liked wearing black clothes since I was a child because they are resistant to stains and I will not be beaten easily when I wear black when I go home. Later, when I grow up, I also like to wear black, black T-shirts, black jackets, black pants and socks, etc. Because it’s okay to just wash up... Then I wore less clothes because someone bought me clothes.”

The underwear Zhou Le is wearing now was bought by Direliba. She likes shopping and online shopping.

Direliba looked to the other side and flipped her hair.

I do not know anything.

Zhou Le continued: "In the past, I just had to have clothes to wear. Now, because the person who buys me clothes has a somewhat advanced aesthetic, I know a little bit about how to dress."

The corners of Direliba's mouth couldn't help but raise. Isn't that a bit advanced?

My aesthetics are very advanced!
Chen Caihong nodded: "Yes! No one knows fashion when they are born, and they all need a learning process. Zhou Le is a typical dresser, and he will look good no matter what he wears."

Chen Ming: "Yes, let's take a look at Zhou Le's black fashion summary!"

Another blockbuster movie.

There are suits worn by Zhou Le on the show, high-end fashions worn at events, and black shirts worn in private...

In the past six months or so, Zhou Le has taken many fashion photos, and has even appeared on several magazine covers.

The two female teachers' eyes widened and they admired.

Beautiful women are eye-catching, and beautiful men are even more eye-catching.

Direliba's eyes were curved like crescent moons, and she was extremely proud, because she bought those private clothes for Zhou Le.

After interviewing Zhou Le for a few more words, Chen Ming discovered that Zhou Le was full of nonsense and decisively entered the next step: "Related to traditional Chinese culture, what do you think of the color black?"

Direliba looked at Zhou Le: "The first thing that comes to mind is black eyes and black hair. Moreover, the color black was admired for a long time before the pre-Qin Dynasty!"

Zhou Le: "Educated!"

Direliba: "Are you mocking me?"

Zhou Le: "No, I really think you are literate."

Direliba explained: "I filmed a scene that told the story of the Qin Dynasty. Our costumes were basically black with yellow or red, and the entire tone was black..."

Zhou Le: "Wow."

Direliba: "???"

She knew Zhou Le was teasing her, but the problem is that it's working time now, can't you work seriously?Can't we play it in private?
Chen Ming also helped to explain: "Liba is right. The dragon robe worn by Qin Shihuang was actually black. For a long time in ancient China, black was valued. Zhou Le, what do you think of when you mention black?"

Zhou Le: "When it comes to black, I definitely think of ink first. China's 5000-year cultural inheritance relies on the power of words."

Direliba suddenly realized: "Ah! Yes, there is also Mo."

Zhou Le raised his legs gracefully: "Black, the explanation in "Shuowen Jiezi" is...the color smoked by fire, coming from the flames. There are many names for black in Chinese, such as black, 缁, and black. , soap, ink, Li, Qian, etc., it is rare for a color to have so many names, which not only shows the breadth and depth of the Chinese language, but also shows the status of the color black in Chinese culture."

The two female teachers applauded. "good!"

“Black is really unique.”

Direliba glanced at the man next to her: "Hey~ you are so educated, want some more?"

Zhou Le pouted a grape elegantly: "In "Historical Records·Xia Benji" it is written... Emperor Xi Yu Xuan Gui, in order to report his merits to the world. It means that Emperor Shun gave Dayu a black jade Gui to show his merits to the world. Tell him about his achievements in water control. For such a major achievement, he chose a black jade gui. It is conceivable that black was already designated as a noble color in that era..."

[Negative Energy +31]

Eh?
Zhou Le was suddenly stunned.

Who is it?

It's definitely not the negative energy of the two teachers. They are not celebrities, and Direliba will not be jealous because I am educated. Then only Chen Ming is left. What's going on with this buddy?

In fact, Chen Ming simply felt that Zhou Le had tricked him. Thinking about the explanation he had given him just now, he was quite speechless.

Direliba said: "You know so much? You can even remember ancient texts, is there anything else?"

Zhou Le: "The Book of Rites of the Zhou Dynasty records that the emperor lived on the left side of Xuantang, rode on the Xuan Road, drove an iron horse, carried the Xuan flag, wore black clothes, and wore Xuan jade. In the pre-Qin era, until the fall of Qin, black was the most noble s color."

Direliba: "Awesome~"

Zhou Leyi grinned: "Hey, hey, hey! I came to this show to do my homework. I just memorized those on the plane. Is it okay?"

Direliba looked confused: "Isn't it right? Are you really or not?"

Chen Ming said with a smile: "He is joking. If you haven't read those ancient books, you won't know where to find them even if you want to memorize the information. In fact, I expected Liba's beauty today, but Zhou Le's appreciation of traditional culture The understanding was beyond my expectation.”

Direliba nodded repeatedly: "Me too, together with him... I have known him for so long, and this is the first time I know that he is so educated. Hey, aren't you a scumbag?"

Zhou Le spread his hands and glared at her, I am a scumbag, not a scumbag!

He said: "I'm just bad at science and good at liberal arts. Don't slander me. Besides, I study folk music. How can I not understand traditional culture?"

Direliba: "Is that because I am superficial?"

Murderous!
Direliba is a little angry. Are you pretending to be stupid to embarrass me?Compared with you, what did I just say?The audience doesn’t think I’m superficial after watching this?

Zhou Le shook his head and said calmly: "That's not because you are superficial, we are different. I understand national culture and art very well, but you are national yourself, just like a work of art."

"What nonsense..."

Direliba covered her face.

The two female teachers were immediately dumbfounded. What's going on?
Does Zhou Le also praise others?

Zhou Le, who was so angry at the sky and the earth, and who was said to even catch a passing dog and slap him in the face, would actually say such a thing?
However, he was quite right in his praise, she really looked like a work of art.

Chen Ming smiled and said: "Zhou Le, you really impress me! I didn't expect you to be so good at praising girls. I have just praised Direliba for so long, but I have never seen her so happy."

Zhou Le: "Generally, people who are good at criticizing others are also good at praising others. The key is whether they are willing to praise others."

Chen Ming: "Why are you willing to praise me?"

Zhou Lecheng said: "I feel murderous! If I don't praise her a few words, she will be angry."

Direliba's face changed in a second: "Am I that cruel?"

Zhou Le was silent.

Direliba was embarrassed herself, and explained to the other three: "No, he is just a bitch, and his words are ugly, so I often pretend to be angry to scare him. In fact, my personality is not that... "

This is a magical change.

Ever since Dihua became more mature, Direliba has let herself go freely in front of Zhou Le. She often behaves fiercely and claims to take care of Zhou Le for Sister Shuang.

Zhou Le is also partial. No matter how angry she is, Zhou Le will coax her.

The host Chen Ming also felt that Zhou Le and Direliba could not continue chatting like this. He always felt that their friendship was too sweet, so he brought the topic back to fashion.

The topic returned to Chen Caihong, and Chen Ming began to interview her about going to Paris to do a fashion show. Zhang Yu also talked about some of Teacher Chen's experiences.Direliba listened obediently. It was a rare opportunity to learn from such a good teacher.

Barrage:

"Finally there is a show that can control what Lipa eats."

Then, everyone saw her little hands and grabbed the grapes.

She is indeed, because Zhou Le asked her to gain weight. In the past few months, she has eaten wherever she went on the show.

Because I was cueed frequently just now, I didn't have time to eat, so I was already hungry, especially when Zhou Le was eating so deliciously next to me.

Soon a bunch of grapes were eaten by the two of them, and their two sinful little hands reached for Oreo.

Then, the plate of Oreos was also cleared.

The two teachers looked over in tacit understanding and thought that this young man and woman were quite beautiful. Fashion people like beautiful things.

Direliba was a little shy: "I'm sorry, teacher, they are so delicious."

Zhou Le: "We are recording the show, can't you be more restrained?"

"You ate it first!"

"I can't finish it by myself."

"What do you mean? You say I'm good at eating?"

"if not?"

Chen Ming interrupted with a smile: "Okay, let's take a rest first and ask the staff to bring some more grapes and biscuits for you two to eat."

Zhang Yu joked: "Seeing you two bickering together, it feels like a sweet couple."

Chen Caihong had already wanted to say: "Yes! The man and the woman are a perfect match."

Direliba quickly waved her hand to clarify that although the recording was paused, she still wanted to draw a clear line with Zhou Le: "The two teachers are really good at joking. Xiao Le and I are just ordinary friends. Don't misunderstand."

Zhou Le continued to eat grapes leisurely, peeled one and handed it over: "This bunch is a bit sour."

Direliba blushed and pushed his hand away: "Just give it to me if it's sour? You are so conscientious that I even ordered the latest down jacket and boots for you..."

Everyone: "..."

Direliba: "No! Isn't it almost the Chinese New Year? I bought some warm clothes as gifts for all my friends, not for him alone."

The two female teachers looked like I believe you.

Chen Ming pretended to read the script.

Zhou Le: "Don't you have no friends?"

Direliba looked at Zhou Le in disbelief. I had a hard time trying to make up for my leak, but you still come to lick the mess?
Zhou Le continued: "Actually, eight out of ten pieces of my clothes were bought by Liba. She bought me my facial cleanser, face towel, and electric toothbrush, as well as my belt and socks... "

Direliba's toes tightened.

Zhang Yu said with a smile: "Just talk nonsense! If you dare to do this, won't Fan Shuangshuang beat you to death?"

Direliba immediately said: "Yes! He just likes to talk nonsense! He obviously has a girlfriend, but he also spread the rumor that I bought him clothes and let people outside know about it. I don't know what kind of scandal he made up..."

Zhang Yu smiled and looked at Direliba who didn't have 300 taels of silver here. She just thought this girl was very cute and helped her again: "It seems that you are not only friends, but also bad friends."

Direliba: "Yes, he has a very bad mouth."

Zhang Yu and Chen Caihong looked at each other. Sure enough, there was something wrong. Women's intuition is not wrong. They were indeed right.

Chen Ming actually understood it, but he kept looking down at the script and did not participate in the discussion.

Direliba also knew that she was exposed, and the other party just let her step down. With a bright smile on her face, but feeling full of embarrassment in her heart, she glared at Zhou Le again.

Zhou Le shrugged, you talked about it yourself, what does it have to do with me?

Besides, if you know it, you’ll know it.

After a short break, the recording of the program continued. Direliba spoke less and behaved more well-behaved. Moreover, she tried not to interact with Zhou Le and deliberately kept a distance.

The program team designed a small game for Direliba, asking her to use ink to mix five different colors in a glass: burnt, thick, heavy, light and clear, and then took away a glass for her to guess.

Direliba was wearing a black sequined skirt and squatted beside the small coffee table, fussing around.

Chen Ming smiled and said: "Don't be nervous, just adjust it one by one."

Zhou Le shook his head slightly. He knew that Direliba was not nervous because she didn't know how to adjust the ink. She was panicking because she was afraid of being exposed. The dress was actually a bit short. When Liba squatted down, her thighs were exposed. She clamped her legs to adjust. direction.

I saw that the young lady glanced at Zhou Le, and with a flash of inspiration, she knelt down.

Wouldn't it be like this?

In fact, whether she is wearing a dress to cover her breasts or kneeling on the ground playing games, it all stems from her own personality, which is that she cares about body privacy.

Direliba mixed five glasses of water and felt a little unsure: "Are you ready? There is no difference."

Chen Ming: "Okay, please turn your back to Liba and I will take a cup."

Direliba knelt on the ground and circled, with her back to the coffee table.

Chen Ming was stunned: "No, you can stand up."

Zhou Le: "She stands up and has to kneel down later. Your program team didn't prepare a blanket or something?"

With that said, Zhou Le waved to the directing team: "Go get a blanket!"

He just couldn't take off his clothes today, otherwise he wouldn't be so embarrassed.

Direliba said quickly: "No, no, no, Zhou Le, just leave it alone, the game will be over soon."

In fact, it was okay. She was used to kneeling in front of Zhou Le. Regardless of the other people present, there was no obstacle in her mind. She even found it a bit exciting. She was the kneeling Zhou Le.

Zhou Le didn't force it, he was used to it.

Chen Caiyu looked at Direliba's beautiful back: "Her back is so beautiful!"

Zhou Le nodded: "Yes, it would be a pity not to use cupping."

Direliba was amused again: "Don't say anything, I want to hear which cup he took away."

Zhou Le: "..."

Direliba: "Huh? Why don't you speak anymore? Give me a hint."

Zhou Le: "Huh? Are you smart?"

When the audience saw this party, they also felt that it was too outrageous. It was very strange to just kneel down and play games, and to have people shut up and talk at other times.

Direliba is like this. She usually seems to be a very smart girl, but when it comes to the game part of the show, she becomes naive.

Xiaodi looked at the four cups in confusion for a long time and guessed the answer correctly.

Then, it was Zhou Le's turn to play games.

It was also designed by the program team. He asked you to draw and I guess, but it was an advanced version. Chinese paintings were displayed on the big screen. Zhou Le had to guess the corresponding verses and write them down. This was to show his face. Opportunity.

After the game, everyone talked about fashion and sense of proportion and sense of proportion in communication, just like the same ink color has burnt, thick, heavy, light and clear.

When it comes to sense of proportion, Zhou Le is not very open-minded. He has no sense of proportion.

It felt like everyone was talking to him.

Finally, Chen Ming concluded: "I am from Jianghan. There is a special way to measure the distance between two people there, which is called lobster friendship. It means that you can sit on the street after nine o'clock in the evening, wearing slippers and not washing your head. If we eat crayfish together, we have a very close relationship.”

Zhang Yu asked Direliba: "Are you and Zhou Le considered lobster friends?"

Zhou Le: "Yes."

Direliba: "No."

Zhou Le: "Why not? You don't eat enough? You are the most active in lobster, hot pot, and barbecue."

Direliba smiled and said: "I will not eat lobster with you wearing slippers without washing my hair."

It really is.

When Direliba faces Zhou Le, she is always the most exquisite one. She must wear good-looking clothes, put on makeup and spray some perfume before she appears.

Zhou Le: "Lobster?"

Direliba chirped: "Okay."

Chen Ming: "Huh? Why do you still have a dinner date?"

Direliba had already begun to swallow her saliva: "I'm sorry..."

(End of this chapter)