The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 27 Dimensionality Reduction Critical Strike

Chapter 27 Dimensionality Reduction Critical Strike
The on-site host reminded through the big screen: "Zhou Le, I must remind you that according to the rules, you can only challenge one contestant at a time, not four at a time."

The four players breathed a sigh of relief, that's okay.

If five people compete together, the elimination rate is as high as 80%, while if one-on-one PK is 50%.

And the most important thing is that everyone knows that Zhou Le wants to sing original works, and if he compares them with original works, he will die miserably. It is not a big problem to take the four of them away with one song.

But if the competition is delayed until later, he will lose the original blessing, and the probability of winning will be higher.

At least, they naively thought so.

Zhou Le doesn't care about these things, anyway, if I sing a lot, it's over for me.

He said domineeringly: "I understand the rules! I'm talking about challenging them separately, and I will send them home with four original rock songs. Start the challenge in turn according to the list I read. The first Zheng Xiaopeng, don't hide, it's you I will sing first, you should prepare well, don't be nervous."

Zheng Xiaopeng: "..."

"what?"

The host was stunned.

[Negative Energy +3]

This host is from Shudu Taiwan. If he is not popular, he is a little more famous than Cai Jikun.

Then the four mentors and dozens of contestants were collectively shocked. You don’t have to sing original works, original works are so precious!
Or four original songs in one breath?

This is only the first match in the division, so there's no reason to be so cruel, right?
However, when I think about Zhou Le's broken stage in "Idol Trainee", facing those crooked melons and dates, he has released such a big killer as "In the Name of the Father", then it... makes sense.

The four contestants who were challenged immediately shut themselves up, four songs?Is there no bottleneck in his creation?
No.

Zhou Lexin said, what the fuck is wrong with the songs I bought from the system?
Just have negative energy.

The audience was even more delighted, and there was excitement to watch. Aren't those who watched the live broadcast of the talent show just to watch the excitement?How is it different from watching people bite dogs on the street?
If you play the show like this, the audience will definitely be happy, it's 1V4, it's original, and it's a hot pot base.

But those little sunspots are not happy:
"Script! It must be a script!"

"This show is so dark."

"The team behind it is very strong, and they even made four original songs at once, cut~"

"Zhou Le's looks are packaged by capital."

"nausea……"

"The program of Shonan TV, hehe!"

"Is this fair to the four players who actually came to compete?"

"The four original songs must not sound good."

"This guy doesn't look like a nice guy."

"Hate pussy!"

"A bitch who is 1.9 meters tall and easily dunks away from others? Chuanyin students stay."

"Why do you say my brother?"

Beijing.

Film school girls dormitory.

A well-known actress scolded: "You guys don't understand him at all! I am the kindest!"

Zhou Yudong was applying breast enhancement cream while complaining about the big girl who was holding her legs and watching the live broadcast: "Little hoof, did you have brain wrinkle removal surgery? Are you really in love with that guy? That scumbag drew a turtle on your belly!" !"

Guna Liza gritted her teeth: "You know what a fart! He is trying to help me clean up my crimes, and he has attracted the firepower of the whole network. My manager praised Zhou Le for his loyalty."

Whenever she meets other male artists, she will definitely blame Gu Na Liza for being raped by the Internet.

This is true.

Therefore, no matter how Zhou Le acted as a monster, Gu Naliza's company did not hate him.

As for the death of the society, the number of times that Xiao Gushe died is too many to be ignored.

Zhou Yudong: "You really want to chase him?"

Gu Nali gave a wicked smile: "He's about 1.9 meters tall, muscular and handsome, and has a musical talent. Anyone else would be confused!"

"That's right, he's really handsome, and he won't suffer if he sleeps."

"But he's too smart to be fooled. I'm going to sneak attack him, hehe, sneak attack..."

"Exciting! Once you get it, remember to go back to the dormitory to convey the spiritual sharing experience. How are you going to do it?"

"Shh~ I'm happy to sing, let's listen to the song first."

"What's so good about the song? However, your little man is crazy enough to challenge four contestants by himself, and he is not afraid of being eliminated by mistake."

"He is not young! In the field of music, he is a god..."

Sister Zha showed a slutty smile, and thought of some shameful picture.

The first reaction of a man when he sees a beautiful woman is sexual fantasy, and the same is true for a woman when she sees a handsome guy.

These days, Gu Naliza has already made up a few T's in his brain.

In the computer live broadcast screen, Zhou Le has already stepped onto the stage with a guitar on his back, accompanied by three roommates, in a standard rock band posture, which is not unusual, after all, everyone knows that Zhou Le only sings rock and roll in this show.

Zhou Le first adjusted the height of the microphone, and then introduced: "The three of them are my roommates, drummer Lin Zihao, bass player Zhao Qi, and keyboard player Zhang Chong. We are... the funerary group."

Zhou Yudong: "Pfft..."

Gu Na Lizha applied the fat cream on her own: "Aha, what does Chongzha's little expert look like? It's a kidney failure at first sight!"

Zhou Le often told her the story of Zhang Chong's rise to the stars, and Sister Zha found it interesting.

It's nice to have such fans.

Zhou Le took the lead to play the guitar: "A piece of "No Land to Shame" is given to the little black people! I wish you all the best without smashing your hands when you move bricks, no flashing when you pick up dung, no injuries when you hit screws, and happiness forever! You can hack me on the Internet, It's your honor. Another artist is not as easy to talk to as I am!"

beep, beep, beep...

The beautiful and powerful prelude sounded, and the cooperation of Lezi Funeral Group was quite high, which was a tacit understanding.

Guna Liza swayed: "That's right! I'm still kidding myself, he's too generous."

The barrage flew around in the live broadcast room, and there was a lot of scolding, but most of them were teasing.

No matter how many sunspots there are, there are not as many sand sculpture netizens.

Oh~
Oh~
There are you and me in the crowd

Meet each other and think about each other
You are me in the crowd

Pretending to be decent and smiling
don't say too much about yourself
What do you and i want to do

Boom! ! !
Opening his mouth was a dimensionality reduction crit. The face of Zheng Xiaopeng, who was preparing in the waiting area, turned pale, and he was so shocked that he looked like thousands of sunspots in front of the live broadcast screen.

The minds of dozens of other contestants are also buzzing.

It's a fart!

How many good songs did his company prepare for him?
Moreover, the lyrics are really annoying little black people, pretend to be decent and smile, don't need to say too much that you know...

Even the three mentors looked at Tao Jingying with ambiguous expressions.

Teacher Tao Jingying is also an artist of Shaocheng Generations, but she knew that the company did not accept songs for Zhou Le at all, they were all written by him, so Teacher Tao's expression was more shocked than the other three.

But Guna Lizha, who was far away in the capital, was in a panic: "Ahhh...he saw through my sneak attack plan, he knew what I wanted to do with him, shame~"

Zhou Yudong was speechless: "How can you fool people with your brain?"

it's good now.

Last time he posted a photo of a turtle painted on your belly online, today he made it public that you wanted to drive him to sleep.

Fortunately, the lyrics are relatively cryptic, otherwise it would be ruined!

And Zhou Le just sang, enjoyed the music, and didn't target anyone.

(End of this chapter)

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