The craziest little artist ever
Chapter 38 Teach him to be a man
Chapter 38 Teach him to be a man
How could someone as picky as Zhou Le spend his own money to buy watermelons?He usually doesn't eat fruit.
Sun Leihong took a sip of water and stared at Zhou Le's watermelon: "Is this melon ripe?"
Zhou Le: "Suck it~ You don't care if it's cooked or not, it's not you who eat it."
Sun Leihong: "Why doesn't the melon flesh look too red?"
Zhou Le took another big mouthful: "Not popular, not familiar, not tasty, suck~"
[Negative Energy +16]
Sun Leihong was stunned, this guy took my money to buy watermelons, why is he still talking so arrogantly?Didn't you say that cannibals have soft mouths?
He has always been the only one who hates other people, but today he is actually deflated and unhappy.
Sun Leihong retaliated: "You only bought water and watermelon?"
Zhou Le took out a bag of raccoon crispy noodles from his trouser pocket: "I also bought this, since I was a snack and grew up."
Sun Leihong reached out and grabbed it.
Zhou Le dodged easily, put the crispy noodles in his pocket, and then grabbed Sun Leihong's hand and turned it around. Turning and turning, he turned into a small catcher, and put Sun Leihong on the railing of the bridge with one hand.
"Hey? Why are you still fighting with seniors? Do you understand respecting the elderly?"
Sun Leihong's head was buzzing, and his small eyes were blinking.
[Negative Energy +19]
Zhou Le bet on King Yan with one hand holding Gua and the other, with a sincere expression: "What are you doing?"
Sun Leihong: "I'm hungry, I want to eat!"
Zhou Le let him go: "I want to talk to you, what are you grabbing? I'll just have a bag."
"What is robbery? It was bought with my money..."
"What do you want to eat, I will buy it for you."
"Buy anything, I didn't eat dinner, I'm starving to death."
"Oh. Suck~"
Zhou Le left to buy food.
Sun Leihong rubbed his arms and said to the camera: "This guy is so strong! He is more courageous. He is the first rookie who dares to attack me on the show. He is tall and strong, and he cannot be snatched. You have to use your IQ to crush him." Press him, wait and see how I teach him to be a man in this episode..."
At this time, a boat came under the bridge with a box on it.
The fisherman ran away, leaving the fishing rod with a cross on the end of the fishing line.
Sun Leihong hooked the box up with a fishing rod, opened it, and found that there were one-third of trophies inside, and the task was successfully completed.
At this time, Zhou Le came back with a Roujiamo.
Sun Leihong began to eat: "Didn't you buy it yourself?"
"I don't like eating this."
"Where's the melon?"
"Finished."
"Such a big melon, you just finished it?"
"There is still some left, my stomach is bloated, so I throw it away."
"you……"
The two got into the car while talking.
Zhou Le picked up a large box of Mala Tang from the floor of the passenger seat and ate it. Everyone didn't have dinner, so it's normal to be hungry.
The Roujiamo in Sun Lei's hand instantly became stale: "You didn't buy Roujiamo, but you bought Malatang for yourself? And you ordered all meat?"
Zhou Le Tianzhen asked back: "Is there any problem?"
[Negative Energy +25]
"You are a singer, eating such spicy food is not good for your throat, give me some."
"What's this? I even ate hot pot on the spot when Kuai Nan sang."
[Negative Energy +36]
At this time, they got the news that Zhang Xingyi was eliminated and Jiang Baofu was missing.
Sun Leihong called Jiang Baofu and Zhang Xingyi after eating the roujiamo, but they couldn't get through, and the WeChat voice didn't answer.
Zhou Le ate the fat cow: "I already know who the undercover agent is!"
Sun Leihong was shocked: "Who?"
"Jiang Baofu! He must have brought the three essences there, and then he eliminated my brother Zhang with internal cooperation. He will either pretend to be hunted down or be held hostage by them."
"Oh! How are you so smart?"
"I watch this show every episode! I'm too familiar with your routines."
"Then today our group will rely on your IQ."
"Put it on me, I can see people very accurately."
Zhou Lehao was so angry that he took a sip of the spicy soup, which was not spicy enough.
Sun Leihong looked Zhou Le up and down: "You are really smart! I am relieved to have you by my side."
He is undercover.
After listening to Zhou Le's reasoning, Yan Wang felt that he was cuter, I will torture you to death.
When the program was broadcast here, the barrage was peaceful:
"I see people very accurately hahahaha..."
"Laugh and get rich."
"Brother Jiang is so miserable!"
"Even without a mobile phone, you will be suspected of being an undercover agent."
"What kind of brain is Zhou Le?"
"Brother Lei Hong, don't trust him, don't come to this show with such an IQ."
"Zhou Le is so clear and stupid."
"Is clear stupidity okay?"
"This is what forced the king to say the exact words of his female fans. He is not smart and talks about others."
"Torturing him to death~"
"I'm relieved to see him so stupid."
"See if he still pretends to be aggressive in the future!"
Zhou Le ate all the meat and soup, and got out of the car to throw out the trash.
When returning to the car, Sun Leihong gave him the box: "This is one-third of the trophy, and it is something we want to protect. You are young and strong, so I will give it to you for protection."
Zhou Le had just carried the suitcase, but this time he picked it up again and found that it was much lighter.
Yan Wang hid the trophy.
He held the box and played with his mobile phone: "No problem! The box is there!"
Real hammer!
Sun Leihong is an undercover agent. He just sent himself away to buy water and food, just looking for an opportunity to contact the pursuit team.
drop drop~
Among the six people in the guard team, Zhang Xingyi's mobile phone sent a message: "I was beaten, be careful of the thugs."
Sun Leihong: "Xiao Le, you are really accurate."
Zhou Le tugged and said: "That's not true!"
Everyone hangs up, can the phone still be kept?It must have been snatched away. At this time, the message sent by Zhang Xingyi's mobile phone had to be read backwards.
Sun Leihong called Xie Na and discussed it, and they also suspected that Jiang Baofu was an undercover agent.
So he was relieved.
Zhou Le suddenly said: "Beauty!"
Sun Leihong: "Where is it? Hehe~"
"Pretty?"
"Get out of the car and say hello, let's go for a walk."
"Is that bad?"
"What's wrong? Go!"
Zhou Le got off the car: "Beauty! Come and play!"
Barrage: What tiger and wolf words?
Sun Leihong sent a message to Sanjing before getting out of the car.
The tall and sexy beauty saw Zhou Le, who had a godly appearance, and walked over happily. When she saw Sun Leihong again, she turned around and ran away in fright. Damn, they are recording a show, and it will be over if her husband sees it.
Sun Leihong couldn't stop thinking: "What are you running for?"
Zhou Le put Sun Leihong on the car door with his backhand, and cut his hands behind his back.
Sun Leihong: "What are you doing? Let go!"
"I said I'm the most accurate at seeing people! You are an undercover agent!"
"I'm the captain, how could I be an undercover agent? Jiang Baofu..."
"Then what is this?"
Zhou Le searched the slingshot and bullets from his trouser pocket, took out two mobile phones from his pocket, and asked.
In the later stage, special effects were specially given, one is the mobile phone to contact the guardian team, and the other is the mobile phone to contact the pursuit team.
Sun Leihong directly broke the defense: "It's too cruel..."
After disarming, Zhou Le let go of King Yan and pointed his slingshot at him: "Brother Lei Hong, I give you two choices. Run, I'll kill you on the spot, and act as a driver for me. I'll guarantee you until the end of the recording."
Sun Leihong gritted his teeth with pain on his face.
[Negative Energy +99]
In this show, I have always been the only one who can play with others, no one can play with me!
If this is broadcast, how will I see people in the future?
The teacher was very helpful in the later stage, and the show directly played back the heroic words that Sun Lei said just now: "Look at how I teach him to be a man in this episode!"
X3
then……
Official Tucao: Who teaches who to be a man? ?
slap~
There was a bright red slap mark on Sun Leihong's face.
BGM: la la la ~
Holding a slingshot, Zhou Le danced a shoulder-shaking dance provocatively: "Stay dumb, daw, daw..."
(End of this chapter)
How could someone as picky as Zhou Le spend his own money to buy watermelons?He usually doesn't eat fruit.
Sun Leihong took a sip of water and stared at Zhou Le's watermelon: "Is this melon ripe?"
Zhou Le: "Suck it~ You don't care if it's cooked or not, it's not you who eat it."
Sun Leihong: "Why doesn't the melon flesh look too red?"
Zhou Le took another big mouthful: "Not popular, not familiar, not tasty, suck~"
[Negative Energy +16]
Sun Leihong was stunned, this guy took my money to buy watermelons, why is he still talking so arrogantly?Didn't you say that cannibals have soft mouths?
He has always been the only one who hates other people, but today he is actually deflated and unhappy.
Sun Leihong retaliated: "You only bought water and watermelon?"
Zhou Le took out a bag of raccoon crispy noodles from his trouser pocket: "I also bought this, since I was a snack and grew up."
Sun Leihong reached out and grabbed it.
Zhou Le dodged easily, put the crispy noodles in his pocket, and then grabbed Sun Leihong's hand and turned it around. Turning and turning, he turned into a small catcher, and put Sun Leihong on the railing of the bridge with one hand.
"Hey? Why are you still fighting with seniors? Do you understand respecting the elderly?"
Sun Leihong's head was buzzing, and his small eyes were blinking.
[Negative Energy +19]
Zhou Le bet on King Yan with one hand holding Gua and the other, with a sincere expression: "What are you doing?"
Sun Leihong: "I'm hungry, I want to eat!"
Zhou Le let him go: "I want to talk to you, what are you grabbing? I'll just have a bag."
"What is robbery? It was bought with my money..."
"What do you want to eat, I will buy it for you."
"Buy anything, I didn't eat dinner, I'm starving to death."
"Oh. Suck~"
Zhou Le left to buy food.
Sun Leihong rubbed his arms and said to the camera: "This guy is so strong! He is more courageous. He is the first rookie who dares to attack me on the show. He is tall and strong, and he cannot be snatched. You have to use your IQ to crush him." Press him, wait and see how I teach him to be a man in this episode..."
At this time, a boat came under the bridge with a box on it.
The fisherman ran away, leaving the fishing rod with a cross on the end of the fishing line.
Sun Leihong hooked the box up with a fishing rod, opened it, and found that there were one-third of trophies inside, and the task was successfully completed.
At this time, Zhou Le came back with a Roujiamo.
Sun Leihong began to eat: "Didn't you buy it yourself?"
"I don't like eating this."
"Where's the melon?"
"Finished."
"Such a big melon, you just finished it?"
"There is still some left, my stomach is bloated, so I throw it away."
"you……"
The two got into the car while talking.
Zhou Le picked up a large box of Mala Tang from the floor of the passenger seat and ate it. Everyone didn't have dinner, so it's normal to be hungry.
The Roujiamo in Sun Lei's hand instantly became stale: "You didn't buy Roujiamo, but you bought Malatang for yourself? And you ordered all meat?"
Zhou Le Tianzhen asked back: "Is there any problem?"
[Negative Energy +25]
"You are a singer, eating such spicy food is not good for your throat, give me some."
"What's this? I even ate hot pot on the spot when Kuai Nan sang."
[Negative Energy +36]
At this time, they got the news that Zhang Xingyi was eliminated and Jiang Baofu was missing.
Sun Leihong called Jiang Baofu and Zhang Xingyi after eating the roujiamo, but they couldn't get through, and the WeChat voice didn't answer.
Zhou Le ate the fat cow: "I already know who the undercover agent is!"
Sun Leihong was shocked: "Who?"
"Jiang Baofu! He must have brought the three essences there, and then he eliminated my brother Zhang with internal cooperation. He will either pretend to be hunted down or be held hostage by them."
"Oh! How are you so smart?"
"I watch this show every episode! I'm too familiar with your routines."
"Then today our group will rely on your IQ."
"Put it on me, I can see people very accurately."
Zhou Lehao was so angry that he took a sip of the spicy soup, which was not spicy enough.
Sun Leihong looked Zhou Le up and down: "You are really smart! I am relieved to have you by my side."
He is undercover.
After listening to Zhou Le's reasoning, Yan Wang felt that he was cuter, I will torture you to death.
When the program was broadcast here, the barrage was peaceful:
"I see people very accurately hahahaha..."
"Laugh and get rich."
"Brother Jiang is so miserable!"
"Even without a mobile phone, you will be suspected of being an undercover agent."
"What kind of brain is Zhou Le?"
"Brother Lei Hong, don't trust him, don't come to this show with such an IQ."
"Zhou Le is so clear and stupid."
"Is clear stupidity okay?"
"This is what forced the king to say the exact words of his female fans. He is not smart and talks about others."
"Torturing him to death~"
"I'm relieved to see him so stupid."
"See if he still pretends to be aggressive in the future!"
Zhou Le ate all the meat and soup, and got out of the car to throw out the trash.
When returning to the car, Sun Leihong gave him the box: "This is one-third of the trophy, and it is something we want to protect. You are young and strong, so I will give it to you for protection."
Zhou Le had just carried the suitcase, but this time he picked it up again and found that it was much lighter.
Yan Wang hid the trophy.
He held the box and played with his mobile phone: "No problem! The box is there!"
Real hammer!
Sun Leihong is an undercover agent. He just sent himself away to buy water and food, just looking for an opportunity to contact the pursuit team.
drop drop~
Among the six people in the guard team, Zhang Xingyi's mobile phone sent a message: "I was beaten, be careful of the thugs."
Sun Leihong: "Xiao Le, you are really accurate."
Zhou Le tugged and said: "That's not true!"
Everyone hangs up, can the phone still be kept?It must have been snatched away. At this time, the message sent by Zhang Xingyi's mobile phone had to be read backwards.
Sun Leihong called Xie Na and discussed it, and they also suspected that Jiang Baofu was an undercover agent.
So he was relieved.
Zhou Le suddenly said: "Beauty!"
Sun Leihong: "Where is it? Hehe~"
"Pretty?"
"Get out of the car and say hello, let's go for a walk."
"Is that bad?"
"What's wrong? Go!"
Zhou Le got off the car: "Beauty! Come and play!"
Barrage: What tiger and wolf words?
Sun Leihong sent a message to Sanjing before getting out of the car.
The tall and sexy beauty saw Zhou Le, who had a godly appearance, and walked over happily. When she saw Sun Leihong again, she turned around and ran away in fright. Damn, they are recording a show, and it will be over if her husband sees it.
Sun Leihong couldn't stop thinking: "What are you running for?"
Zhou Le put Sun Leihong on the car door with his backhand, and cut his hands behind his back.
Sun Leihong: "What are you doing? Let go!"
"I said I'm the most accurate at seeing people! You are an undercover agent!"
"I'm the captain, how could I be an undercover agent? Jiang Baofu..."
"Then what is this?"
Zhou Le searched the slingshot and bullets from his trouser pocket, took out two mobile phones from his pocket, and asked.
In the later stage, special effects were specially given, one is the mobile phone to contact the guardian team, and the other is the mobile phone to contact the pursuit team.
Sun Leihong directly broke the defense: "It's too cruel..."
After disarming, Zhou Le let go of King Yan and pointed his slingshot at him: "Brother Lei Hong, I give you two choices. Run, I'll kill you on the spot, and act as a driver for me. I'll guarantee you until the end of the recording."
Sun Leihong gritted his teeth with pain on his face.
[Negative Energy +99]
In this show, I have always been the only one who can play with others, no one can play with me!
If this is broadcast, how will I see people in the future?
The teacher was very helpful in the later stage, and the show directly played back the heroic words that Sun Lei said just now: "Look at how I teach him to be a man in this episode!"
X3
then……
Official Tucao: Who teaches who to be a man? ?
slap~
There was a bright red slap mark on Sun Leihong's face.
BGM: la la la ~
Holding a slingshot, Zhou Le danced a shoulder-shaking dance provocatively: "Stay dumb, daw, daw..."
(End of this chapter)
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