The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 47 I Have Documents
As soon as Zhou Le opened the live broadcast room, many spectators who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal flooded in, and the barrage immediately went up:

"You are the sand sculpture!"

"Is it okay to tease yourself and be taken care of by a rich woman?"

"So, have you been taken care of by rich women?"

"How does it feel to be taken care of?"

"The chicken god is here, and the nerds at the beep station line up to welcome them!"

"The god of the chicken is driving to the fluffy peacock~"

"What's the situation? Zhou Le, who was spoofed by Bizhan, came to Bizhan?"

"Brother~"

"It's really brother, woo~"

"Cry, sisters!"

"Brother, tell me what grievances you have!"

"My brother must be innocent."

Zhou Le glanced at the barrage, and said with a smile: "That's right! I'm the god of chickens. Are you guys having fun with your spoofs these days? Just be happy! What do you mean I'm here? I'm a five-year-old account, okay? It’s just a live broadcast today and a name change.”

Some netizens clicked into Zhou Le's account and took a look. It was indeed a five-year-old account, and all the videos he liked recently were spoofing his videos, and sometimes he would reply.

This pattern, this heart...

"Eh? How come there are my female fans on the beep station? Have you finished your homework? Just watch the live broadcast?"

Female fans responded with bullet screens one after another, and many of them posted bullet screens while crying.

Recently, my brother has been hacked too badly.

"Don't mind my friends at the station, these female fans of mine are just stupid, not bad, just pretend they can't see, let's continue..."

Zhou Le took two steps back to let everyone see the panorama of the karaoke room:
"Look! This is my school's karaoke room. The rich woman has no assignments tonight. I took the time to rehearse a new song with my brothers. It's live. If you want to listen to it later, you can sing it too..."

Barrage mad call to sing.

Some people also said that they want to see the mission of the rich woman...

Zhou Le said solemnly: "I'm not going to sing now, let's talk about the business first, which is the nurturing incident that wasted a lot of public network resources in the past three days. Everyone knows the specific situation. In short, I am a scumbag and a pervert. It's a cancer in the industry, and it made me withdraw from all competitions and get out of the entertainment circle, that's probably what happened."

Zhang Chong suddenly came into the mirror: "And you got drunk and did that to Guna Liza! I'll remember it for you!"

Zhou Le kicked it away: "Good brother! You have a good memory, don't remember it next time... Regarding the nurturing incident, I think it is necessary to respond in a unified way. However, the popularity seems to be a bit low, and there are not many responses. I'll see it personally, just wait a little longer."

The number of people in the live broadcast room has reached 522 million and is still rising.

Some are from Weibo, some are from the live broadcast of "Happy Boys", and some are sand sculpture netizens on this site.

"When it reaches 1000 million, I will officially respond. Next, I will show you my talents first, blowing the suona! An original pure music "Monkey Playing" is dedicated to those who hate me. You are a group of monkeys played by me. Zhou Lexi is a blessing you have cultivated in eight lifetimes! Thank you, Lao Tzu!"

Zhou Le picked up the suona and blew it, a cheerful and sand-sculpted "Monkey Playing", which fits the temperament of Bizhan very well.

Dangdang!
Lin Zihao's drum set played first, then Zhang Chong's guitar, and Zhao Qi's keyboard.

The last is Zhou Le's suona.

blah blah blah ~~~~~
The live broadcast room is up.

"Kneel, kneel..."

"My brother is so talented!"

"Blowing this up in the middle of the night is too much!"

"Are you sure this is a monkey trick?"

"It should be called the Night Walk of the Hundred Ghosts, right?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Listening to this at night, I got goosebumps."

"Blowing out the most extreme madness!"

"Domineering leak~"

"Isn't this more exciting than the game over there?"

"Good job~"

"This guy is really talented."

After playing the song, Zhou Le went to see the number of people in the live broadcast room, and was shocked:
"Oh, why is it 1000 million? No one has to remind me, Ann? Speak Mandarin? Okay, okay..."

Beeping station... secretly pushing traffic!
This is a hot topic in the society, and the top executives of Biezhan are not stupid. Of course, they must stir up the atmosphere. It is a fool to have traffic but not make money.

Zhou Le put his hands in his pockets: "Hang, hang~ Next, I will officially respond to the nurturing incident. Those who hate me, you all shut up, because I am... legal!"

swoosh~
Zhou Le took out a red ID card and faced the camera.

"Dangdangdang~ Did you see it? I have a certificate, why do they scold me?"

Zhou Le was arrogant.

On the live broadcast screen, half of Zhou Le's crazy handsome face, and half of that bright red... Nursing certificate.

He went to Jiuyanqiao to find someone to apply for it yesterday, and the person who issued the false certificate was shocked at the time.

Barrage is crazy:

"Zhou Le, don't be too outrageous!"

Zhou Le chuckled, retracted the false testimony and said, "Just kidding everyone, Le Yile, of course I have never been adopted. In fact, the reason why I responded positively to this matter so late is mainly to prepare some hardcore evidence. Now, I have three hard evidence in my hand, which can perfectly prove that I have not been raised."

The audience will wait and see.

What evidence can prove that he has not been adopted?
There is no way to prove such a thing, and it will never be proved.

Zhou Le clapped his hands, and the three brothers jumped into the camera at the same time.

Zhou Le asked: "Have I ever been adopted?"

The three brothers shook their heads at the same time: "No!"

Zhou Le waved his hand, and they jumped away again: "Okay! This is the first hard evidence—witness witness."

The audience burst out laughing.

I thought you really had evidence, but I didn't expect it to be a trick, and the confession of one's own people is also a witness?

Zhou Le: "Our own people are not human anymore? They are human!"

The logic is perfect and self-consistent.

Then, Zhou Le took out two more A4 papers and said to the camera: "This is the second ironclad evidence... The 'Virgin Testimonial' issued by Xichuan Anorectal Hospital, I went for a comprehensive examination, and then, That’s why I got this testimonial. This netizen asked a good question, why did I go to the anorectal hospital for a test? I have to prove that I have never been taken care of by a rich man! Hey, I know a lot..."

I've never heard of a virgin being identified.

The audience has given up hope on the so-called evidence, this guy is such a dick, he has been hacked like this and is still working!
But... great work!
So the audience is sending bullet screens asking for the third ironclad proof.

What other whimsical ideas does the king have?
Zhou Le mysteriously took out the third piece of evidence... the virginity certificate!

Zhou Le: "This is the certificate issued to me by the hospital! Isn't it amazing?"

Outrageous mother opened the door for Outrageous, and Outrageous arrived home.

Is this useful?

Neuropathy!
However, this is at the beep station, so it is reasonable. The brain circuit of this group of audience can easily understand the intention of Zhou Le's three evidences - ghost and animal spoof.

What he spoofed was the material that blackened him.

Zhou Le threw away his virginity certificate, raised his legs and said domineeringly:
"I, Zhou Le, are so crazy. If you are not convinced, come and bite me! If they can use false materials to blackmail me, then I will fight back with false evidence. These low-intelligence things still want to blackmail me, they... don't deserve it! "

The arrogance is very arrogant, and the attitude is extremely arrogant!

At this time, the number of people in Zhou Le's live broadcast room reached 1282 million.

And the number of live broadcasts of Mango Video next door is... 1107 million, which is less than the number of people in Zhou Le's personal live broadcast room.

Just here, there is a barrage calling frantically: "Go to the beep station to watch Zhou Le's live broadcast, it can make people laugh~"

(End of this chapter)