The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 50
Although Zhou Le is handsome, he doesn't have any burden of being an idol.

As long as I have no face, I will not lose face!
The aggressive fan Zhang rushed to the toilet because he had a habit of urinating frequently.

Jarhead Lin Zihao sat over: "Boss, those who hate you are probably going to die of anger, haha!"

Zhou Le: "Then I have to cheer them up! Play "Monkey Play" again, new monkeys should listen carefully!"

blah blah blah...

After playing a song, Zhou Le was triumphant: "I am like this, whoever makes me unhappy, I will get back from him! Just don't mess with me."

Hengdian, the dormitory of a crew.

Gu Naliza took her assistant to eat supper while watching the live broadcast.

Cool back?
How about... next time I try to provoke him?

"Xiaoqin, how did my music become white? Why can't I understand it?"

Xiaoqin is the assistant assigned by Sugar Man Films to Gu Na Liza, and is responsible for keeping Gu Na Liza in check.

Xiaoqin explained: "It's actually very simple. The key lies in Zhou Le's mobile inquiry form. It shows that Zhou Le's real-name certified mobile phone number has been used for four years, and it has always been a 2G mobile phone network, which proves to be a counterfeit function phone. And every There is a monthly payment record, which proves that it has been used all the time, and it was not upgraded to a 4G card until a few days ago."

Gu Na Liza ate the steamed stuffed bun with a puffy face: "And then?"

Xiaoqin sighed: "Hey~ That is to say, Zhou Le has been using a feature phone for so many years. He doesn't have a smartphone or WeChat. The chat screenshots hacking him are fake."

Guna Liza tilted her head: "What if the rich woman really gave him a smartphone?"

Xiaoqin: "Then why does Zhou Le still use a feature phone? If he likes to use a feature phone, why did he change to a smartphone a few days ago? This is contradictory!"

Guna Liza fainted: "Do you understand? I suspect you are talking nonsense."

Xiaoqin rolled her eyes: "In short, all the rumors are self-defeating! Moreover, in the fake screenshots of hacking him, there are very secret real information about him. Netizens are not stupid, and they must know that he was framed maliciously gone."

Guna Liza: "I still don't understand, but I believe in it."

Xiaoqin looked sad, it took a lot of effort to explain to her, netizens are not stupid, you are the only one.

Zhou Le dared to call the police in the live broadcast room, it would be a ghost if there was a problem!
too tired.

It's exhausting to be an assistant to these sisters.

Xiaoqin couldn't bear it anymore, so she took some food and went back to her room. The assistant's room must not be as good as the star's.

Guna Liza also shook her head and sighed: "Hey! This little assistant is so stupid, he can't understand what he is saying, but I am happy to be smart, wow~ I like the chest muscles... suck~"

Is this something I can watch?

I'm afraid I will have strange dreams again at night...

Recently she keeps dreaming about Zhou Le, which makes Sister Zha very troubled,

So, she decided to stop the dream from happening!

It can't affect the quality of sleep. I have to work tomorrow. For work... I can do it!
After washing, she hugged the tablet and went to bed.

The silk pajamas were thrown out of the quilt and slid onto the soft carpet.

Gu Na Liza shrunk under the quilt with a red face, only showing a small head, and stared at Zhou Le on the screen obsessively: "Brother Le, isn't it going to be broadcast? Is it going to be broadcast until the end of the fast boy competition? Are you a bad guy?" ,I really like……"

Sister Zha looked at the screen devoutly, her eyes were watery, and the red clouds slowly climbed up her ears and neck.

After a while, Guna Liza collapsed on the bed exhausted.

free~
Satisfied, Sister Zha turned her head to look at the handsome Zhou Le and his psychotic brothers, playing and singing beautiful songs in the live broadcast room.

red umbrella umbrella white pole
Lying on the board together after eating
deck board buried mountain
Relatives and friends are here for dinner

There are red umbrellas in rice

Eat completely, the village is buried in mountains

The coming year will be covered with red umbrellas

……

This is Zhou Le's so-called new song, it shouldn't be too magical.

The barrage of nerds and nerds swipes the screen immediately:

"Poisoned!"

"The big drug lord Zhou Le killed me again..."

"Oh my ears!"

"This song will definitely sweep the ghost animal area..."

"The root of all evil~"

"It's just maddening!"

"When the anti-narcotics brigade comes, they have to jump for a while."

"Too brainwashed to bear~"

"It's over! I'm brainwashed by this new song again!"

"I'm poisoned too!"

Netizens from other places, on the other hand, were confused the whole time, what were they talking about?I know every word, but I don't know what it means. Zhou Le is a drug lord?
It turned out that when Zhou Le's song "Jio of Chicken" became popular all over the site, netizens said that Zhou Le was poisoning.

But the most famous one is another song "The Name of the Adoptive Father", which tells the story of Lu Bu. Among the people, Lu Bu, the red rabbit among the horses, Fang Tian painted a halberd, and stabbed the adoptive father...

Behind the glory hangs a series of adoptive fathers~
It is said that the inspiration came from Zhou Le being scolded by Heizi as a slave with four surnames (participating in the fourth draft), and the creator immediately thought of Lu Bu.

Zhou Le personally reposted this video on Weibo, and took the lead in spoofing his own song. Dead houses and sand sculptures joined in one after another.

Because he dares to laugh at himself and is full of spoof spirit, Zhou Le is very popular on Biz.com, and his image is positive.

Zhou Le continued to poison, and the four brothers were having fun...

Fake cigarettes, fake alcohol, fake friends

hypocrisy, hypocrisy, hypocrisy

coax me to your house

In the middle of the night, you drive me away
In the middle of the night, you drive me away
……

Another song.

Zhou Le can be called a walking Divine Comedy machine.

The audience sent bullet screens one after another begging Zhou Le to accept the supernatural powers, and they really couldn't bear it.

Zhou Le is a little bit unsatisfied. I have a lot of magical divine songs, and they are not expensive. Don’t you guys like playing ghosts and animals the most?come!

At this point, Hei Zhoule's barrage disappeared, and the fighting power of Fei Zhai and Sand Sculpture Netizens was too strong.

Only Zhou Le's female fans are still naively brushing: brother's music is so beautiful.

Gan!
Heizi is not as outrageous as them.

However, for the sake of the physical and mental health of the audience, Zhou Le still chose to stop. It was getting late, and if the live broadcast continued, "Happy Boys" was over.

At this moment, the number of people in Zhou Le's live broadcast room reached a ridiculous 3519 million.

He picked up the guitar and said: "Brothers, happy times are always short. Today's live broadcast is over. Finally, I will sing "Monkey Play" again for everyone. Yes, this song has lyrics."

Again?

The suona in "Playing with the Monkey" is enough to brainwash, and you also added the lyrics?

The audience wailed all over the place, but they didn't run away. They stayed and listened to the Divine Comedy, which was more interesting than those fast boys who broke the tune and lost tune, right?

Humph~
The drumbeat and accompaniment sounded, and the tacit understanding of the Lezi funeral team needless to say.

Zhou Le said: "Monkeys who hate me, I know you are still watching my live broadcast, are you cheap? This song is for you, let me listen to it on my knees!"

shaking hands every day
shaking hands every day
la la la la la la ~
[Negative Energy +140]

[Negative Energy +219]

[Negative Energy +555]

……

Sneering at the face, this is not breaking the defense but breaking the wall!

You are so poisonous! ! !

(End of this chapter)