The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 65 Grandson Thief!

At ten o'clock at noon, the farmer's market in a small town in Miyun.

Zhou Le came out with half a pig on his shoulders. The people who bought vegetables next to him were startled and made way for him. Who is this Biaozi?Can I buy half a pig and eat it?
Zhou Le?

That's reasonable, buying a few catties or tens of catties of meat is not in line with his rampant personality.

The two camera teachers followed up one after the other. It was a well-known scene, and it had to be filmed.

Isn't this worse than Chen He sending a sheep?

When a man gives a gift, what he wants is an atmosphere!
Coming to the back of the car in the program group, Zhou Le held the pig with both hands, and slid his foot under the car a few times: "Eh? Are my legs too long? Can't sense it?"

The director trotted over and knocked on the door: "This door is not sensory."

Zhou Le: "..."

What kind of broken car is this program group?Uncle Wang's cars are all induction.

[Negative Energy -1]

Put the pig in the trunk, Zhou Le got in the car and continued to the mushroom house.

Two months later, when the show was broadcast, there were no sunspots in the bullet screen. By that time, everyone had gone to Hei Kun, and Zhou Le was only full of friendship.

"are you crazy?"

"Who gives half a pig as a gift?"

"One thing to say, this gift is quite solid."

"Fit for a mushroom house."

"Now the Mushroom House has something to eat."

"I'm so happy that I can do any show."

"It must weigh a hundred catties, right? Just carry it and leave?"

"With Zhou Le's physique, a hundred catties is still easy."

"Who said he was a little fresh meat?"

"This figure is a waste if you don't break the corn."

"Go break the corn!"

"Zhou Le must be very good at work."

"Rural children are of course hardworking."

"The one who said that you are diligent, slap yourself in the face later."

Soon to the mushroom house.

But there was no one in the mushroom house. Zhou Le took the pork into the house and put it down. After wandering around the house, there was only one puppy.

Zhou Le squatted next to the dog bowl, and asked earnestly, "Where did the family go?"

The puppy is about two or three months old, and the words are not standard: "Woooo..."

Zhou Le took out his mobile phone and downloaded a dog language translator: "Say it again."

"Woooooo~"

Translation: "I'm hungry, don't bother me."

Zhou Le uninstalled directly: "What the hell? Wasted my traffic."

Then, he found a bag of dog food next to the dog bowl, pulled it over and opened it, grabbed one and threw it into his mouth.

Chewed: "Well, it's dog food."

Zhou Le poured a little into the dog bowl, and the little milk dog started to eat happily.

Zhou Le was bored, so he picked up two pieces of jerky from the dog food and ate it: "This beef jerky is very chewy. The program team is really rich."

The barrage told him to shut up, don't be too absurd as a dog.

The director couldn't stand it anymore: "They have gone to break the corn, you can go to them and help break the corn by the way."

Holding the dog with one hand, Zhou Le walked out of the house: "I'm mentally ill? I'm going to break corn on such a hot day, and you all pretend I haven't been here."

With that said, Zhou Le walked out of the yard.

Director: "Where are you going?"

Zhou Le looked around at the gate of the courtyard: "Where is their corn field?"

"On the hillside on the right."

"Okay~"

Zhou Le turned left, and walked along the country road holding Xiao H.

It is impossible to break corn. Zhou Le does not break corn at home. Grandma does not grow food, but only grows some vegetables in her own field.

Zhou Le came to the village, looked around, chatted with people when he met them.

Not long after, he took a handful of melon seeds and sat under the shed next to the small shop at the entrance of the village, chatting and laughing with a few aunts.

"Celebrities are human beings too, and they have to eat and drink too much."

"I don't know. No one calls me to work. They break corn every day? What's none of my business? I'm here to play."

"Singing? I'm average in singing, third in the world, did you vote for me, auntie?"

"Let me teach you. When you download this app, you wake up every day and open it to vote for Cai Jikun. Simple, right?"

"Why vote for me? I am so strong and still need votes? What are you kidding?"

"Eat? Oh, it's almost twelve o'clock."

"Go to your house to eat? How dare you? No, no, no... Auntie, where do you live?"

"If you don't eat, I will simply send you home."

Goose Fuyou a Mentretter...

Zhou Le picked up the wine glass and touched one with his uncle and aunt: "Uncle is a good cook, so many dishes smell delicious. Auntie is so lucky!"

The farmer uncle said very modestly: "Do whatever you want, you look different from what you see on TV."

Zhou Le served his uncle a meal: "Why is it different?"

The uncle was very puzzled: "You are on TV, I saw you and wanted to beat you up."

Zhou Le opened his mouth and said, "That's what the program crew forced me to do. I'm crazy, pretending and beating me up, right? They're all deceiving the audience. In fact, I'm a very humble and sensible person."

The aunt testified: "The child can talk, the TV must have been made up, maliciously edited!"

Zhou Le ate the meat: "Yo~ Auntie also knows about malicious editing? Yes!"

H whimpered around under the table.

Uncle: "How about some food for the dog?"

Zhou Le shook his head: "No! It won't starve to death."

dog:"****"

It's pretty dirty.

the other end.

Huang Lei, He Jiong, Liu Huaxian, and Chen He, sweaty all over, drove a tricycle and dragged a cart of corn back to the mushroom house. This was the fruit of a morning's labor.

Huang Lei and Liu Huaxian were unloading corn at the door, while Chen He was beside him in a daze, tired and stupid.

In the yard, He Jiong's voice came: "Mr. Huang, come and see, someone gave us half a pig."

Chen He was stunned: "Why is there still half a cat to give away? It's not sincere."

Liu Huaxian: "What pig?"

Chen He: "Go, take a look."

As soon as he entered the yard, Chen Heren was dumbfounded. When he saw the half pig lying horizontally under the arbor, his expression was subtle: "It's really a half pig! This is a ruthless man!"

Liu Huaxian screamed: "Wow! We have something to eat!"

He Jiong smiled and said proudly, "I'll just say this kid is real, right? There's at least a hundred catties of pork here, and he must have carried it here."

Only Huang Lei had a dark face: "This little bastard, why don't you find me a job?"

He Jiong was stunned: "What's wrong, Teacher Huang?"

Liu Huaxian: "So much meat."

Chen He's thoughts turned quickly: "It's a hot day, pork will stink tomorrow, hahahaha..."

Huang Lei patted the pork: "We have to cut the pork into small pieces first. Our refrigerator is too small to fit it in. Buy more salt to make bacon and hang it up. It's all work... Where is this thief? Get out of here!" "

The more he talked, the more angry he became, Huang Lei had already taken off one of his shoes, and was looking for people inside and outside the house with the shoe.

Director Wang Zhengyu said: "He didn't want to work, so he took the dog to the village to chat, and now he is eating at a villager's house."

Huang Lei's eyes widened: "Cengfan? This grandson is so mad at me!"

Chen He's melon-eating expression: "Can you still hide from work like this? It seems that I am still too conservative."

He said he didn't do any work, but he actually did a lot of work that day. When breaking the corn, he screamed and broke it, which was quite hard.

He Jiong smiled wryly: "I thought he was an honest boy."

Huang Leitian jumped up: "Is he honest? He's an honest fart! In "Challenge the Limit", Sun Leihong even made him play autistic, and Xie Na was shown to be numb by him, he is honest..."

He Jiong: "That's right, this kid's main goal is to annoy people."

A bewildered Liu Huaxian suddenly shouted, "Oh! Today's guest is Zhou Le?"

Zhou Le has just debuted, and although his status is low, he has been popular in the hot searches every three days, and everyone knows it. After all, there are a lot of celebrities who have been dissed by him.

(End of this chapter)