The craziest little artist ever

Chapter 69

"I've eaten more pig-killing feasts than you've ever seen. The butcher unloads pork. I saw it when I was a child, so I remember some. Besides, you Le brother and I are invincible in my hands. It's rare for me to be half a dead pig." Pour me?"

Zhou Le has a bone-chopping knife in his right hand and a small sharp knife in his left hand, and his movements seem to be a little skillful.

It can only be said that the talent for killing pigs is on him.

Liu Huaxian was dazzled by seeing it, and his admiration for Zhou Le deepened.

He said, "Brother, your hands-on ability is really strong."

"Of course, I've grown up so much, I've never lost a fight."

Zhou Le slashed loudly.

Liu Huaxian tilted his head, what does "hands-on" mean in Chinese?

Chen He couldn't sleep at all, it was too noisy.

Turning over, Huang Lei next to him was sleeping with noise-canceling earplugs, sleeping soundly.

With an idea, Chen He took off his earphones.

Then... Huang Lei woke up, jolted by the sound of Zhou Le chopping bones, and stared at the smirking Chen He speechlessly.

He stood up and was about to go out to scold people, but when he saw Zhou Le was cutting the pork, he had nothing to say. After all, he was the one who asked Zhou Le to cut the pork... and he did it so well.

Come on, no one sleeps.

Chen He also got up, and folded his hands to admire Zhou Le's solution of pork: "Other people's idols solve equations and lantern riddles, it's good for you, you solve pork."

He Jiong admired: "It's also amazing, isn't this also a very colorful scene in the history of variety shows?"

Liu Huaxian: "I want to learn."

Huang Lei: "In ancient times, there was Paoding who relieved cattle, and now there is Zhou Le who relieved pigs. Haha, it's really possible."

It's not that celebrities can't work, the main thing is that you, Zhou Le, are too professional.

Zhou Le: "I am ordinary, but I have a strong learning ability."

Pig: You are noble~
Chen He said casually: "It would be too wasteful not to have a song for such a silky process of unraveling the flesh, so let's have one song at a time."

Liu Huaxian immediately brought the violin and prepared to accompany it.

Zhou Le: "Ah? What are you singing?"

He was taking the leg of the pig. He made a circle with a small sharp knife along the rear of the pig, and the tip of the knife pierced the hip joint, perfectly removing the thigh.

Chen He: "You can just sing whatever you want, why don't you write a new song now?"

Zhou Le focused on unraveling pigs, but didn't hear clearly: "New song? About the new song..."

After a pause, Zhou Le cut open the pig's thigh, removed the bones, and then opened his mouth to sing, a new song he carefully prepared for a certain teacher Ye Heying who did not want to be named:
Let me be a 3000-year grown-up wandering in the world

Even if I am Populus euphratica in KS Gar

I'll also look for you carefully for centuries
find you in the cycle of life

I'm not afraid of the rain, the wind, the sun, and the desert sand.
Expose your heart to the sun to confess to you
I would rather my body be weathered by the years
I want you to feel my true love

The sound of cicadas.

The sound of chopping bones.

And Zhou Le's singing.

This sudden new song stunned the four of Mushroom House.

Huang Lei was shocked and met He Jiong's eyes.

He finally understood why Lao He wanted to help Zhou Le ease the relationship with Manguo, and he also began to understand why his daughter was so obsessed with Zhou Le, this guy was too outrageous.

Chen He raised his eyebrows and rubbed his arms: "The hairs stand up for me, is this a song? This is a sung poem!"

Liu Huaxian's ability to express was almost meaningless: "It sounds good! Chinese is so beautiful!"

Zhou Le: "Of course, Hua Liu is the worst!"

Then everyone chatted about this song, full of praise for Zhou Le's new song.

Zhou Le smiled and asked, "Is this song advanced?"

Liu Huaxian crazily praised: "Advanced! Very advanced! Come on..."

He Jiong held back his laughter. He probably knew which show this song was going to be sung on. Zhou Le was really crazy.

Soon, Zhou Le untied the pork under the witness of everyone. Huang Lei said that the pig’s feet were left to stew soybeans at night, and the ribs were put in the refrigerator. Refers to the wide strips of meat for bacon.

The corn has been broken a lot, enough to buy ingredients and wine, so the task this afternoon is to make bacon together.

Zhou Le definitely couldn't do it all by himself.

There are many people and strength, and the bacon is finished in the middle of the afternoon, and then Huang Lei cooks, and the others take turns to take a shower.

Zhou Le also killed the fish and prepared to make boiled fish fillets.

He Jiong rubbed his hair and complained to Chen He: "Look, I'm already doing my job."

Chen He smiled wryly: "It's true that your show is poisonous, and so am I. I just said I don't want to work, and I did it without knowing it."

Zhou Le not only brought out the fish fillets, but also cooked the boiled fish directly next to Huang Lei.

The crowd was amazed.

Huang Lei said: "This guy can even stir-fry hot pot ingredients, what's a pot of boiled fish?"

He Jiong: "You still watch "Happy Boys" when you're old?"

Huang Lei spoiled with a smile: "Xixi likes to watch it. I watch it with my daughter when I have nothing to do at home. Then I saw a shameless person frying hot pot bottoms on the show. I almost died laughing."

Chen He: "Cerebral thrombosis will definitely not do such a thing in three years!"

The food is on the table, and the rice is cooked.

Zhou Le came first with a bowl of Buddha jumping over the wall: "Huhu~xiliu...ha~"

Satisfy.

This soup is perfect! !
Huang Lei smiled kindly and looked at Zhou Le: "Are you satisfied? Teacher Zhou Le."

Zhou Le let go of everything, and the arrogance and hostility of entering the entertainment industry for the first time dissipated: "I thought you could cook just by yourself, but I didn't expect it to be so good. This soup is so delicious! Really Fresh!"

Chen He said: "Just kidding, this is Buddha jumping over the wall!"

He Jiong: "It's really a luxury for us to eat Buddha Jumping Over the Wall twice in two days."

Chen He complained: "We broke the corn for the two crucial meals, and he didn't break a single one. Why?"

Zhou Le: "With the mosaic on your face."

Chen He froze suddenly: "Crazy! How could I know you?"

It's not that Zhou Le has no EQ. He just doesn't show his EQ easily. At this time, he also asked the program crew to remove the mosaic on Chen He's face, so that he finally has face again.

As soon as the meal was finished, Liu Huaxian became drunk and went to sleep silently.

Because a catty of rice wine was added to Fotiaoqiang, Dahua was overwhelmed with alcohol.

The other four are very strong drinkers, and they are still drinking when the dishes are cold. At this time, they are no longer drinking beer, they have already replaced it with white.

When Chen He got drunk, he began to reveal the embarrassing thing about Deng Chao's drunkenness in RB.

"...Sun Li, I feel so uncomfortable, I want to vomit so much, he vomited and vomited all morning at the RB airport, I was so sad, I was going to die. It hurt so much, hahaha..."

Zhou Le burst out laughing, lying on the platform of the pergola.

Chen He: "Brother Chao is really, he can make me laugh forever. Have you ever encountered any funny things while drinking?"

Zhou Le said: "Yes, yes! It's fun when Gu Naliza is drunk."

Oh?
Female star?
The three of them immediately became interested and urged Zhou Le to speak quickly.

Zhou Le took another sip: "Hey~ Last time we went to the private room of the Internet cafe to play games at night, she insisted on bringing eight bottles of Wusu, saying that each person had four bottles. After drinking it, she was stunned and went on a rampage in the game, and was reported by her teammates. Banned for a week."

Chen He: "Hahahaha..."

Zhou Le waved his hand: "This is not the worst, the worst thing is that she keeps yelling about how much money she has in her card, and also told me that the password is her birthday."

Chen He was taken aback: "Don't you mean that people all over the country know her password?"

Zhou Le: "Don't be afraid, she changed the password later, it is the first six digits of her ID card."

Chen He nodded, and then was startled: "That's quite confidential...Huh? 650100?"

These are the top six ID cards of Urumqi in Xijiang.

Zhou Le laughed: "Yes! Hahahaha..."

(End of this chapter)