My village can't be like this

Chapter 216 The Cursing Monkey
After all, this is the first time for the little guy to drink alcohol, and it is normal for him to be unaccustomed to it.

This kind of thing still has to be done slowly, and you can't drink too much all at once.

"Come and eat something."

Zhang An saw that Li Yao was showing some face, so he didn't let him continue to drink, and peeled some lobsters and put them in his bowl.

Then I made him a bowl of noodles and ate it to suppress the alcohol, which was the first time I drank like this.

This noodle is cold noodle made by Zhang An's mother. It is very delicious when mixed with the leftover lobster soup.

More than an hour later, after dinner, Chen Ze lay motionless on the recliner.

This guy looked stuffed at first glance. He and Zhang An both drank a lot of beer just now.

His stomach was already full, and the lobster noodles in the back were very tempting. This guy couldn't hold back and ate two more bowls.

When Zhang An was eating, he wanted to persuade him, but seeing how delicious his food was, he couldn't bear it.

So seeing him lying down like this now, Zhang An didn't call him.

Waiting for him to go to the bathroom twice.

It's much easier to get rid of the beer you drank.

But the sky failed as people wished, suddenly it became dark, and his face changed immediately.

Zhang An didn't expect that it was almost night, and there would be rain, but there was no thunder in the sky.

As soon as the few people moved the things in the yard to the house, it began to rain cats and dogs from the sky.

Originally, Zhang An was not worried about the animals at home, because they would come back early by themselves.

For a long time, whenever it was going to rain, they knew it earlier than Zhang An.

Suffice it to say, they are far more accurate than weather forecasts.

Unexpectedly, after it rained for more than ten minutes, the guy Dasheng ran back with rain all over his body.

Zhang An didn't even need to think about it, he knew that this guy must be playing outside, so he came back late and got bloody.

This is not the first time this has happened, the last time this guy was caught in a heavy rain because of his playfulness.

After returning, he shook his hair in the main room, and shook Zhang An's body with water, which made Zhang An angry.

In the end, Zhang An caught him in the space and gave him a good education.

So when he came back this time, this guy had already learned how to behave, and he didn't dare to shake his hair at home like before.

Then it saw Wang Fang handing over a dry towel, and it quickly took it and began to dry off the rainwater on its body.

"Zhang An, when did you raise a monkey?"

When Chen Ze first saw the Great Sage, he thought it was a dog in the rain.

After all, Zhang An's family has a lot of dogs, and now there are seven or eight big dogs.

After the Great Sage entered the room and stood up, he realized that it was a macaque.

"It's almost been more than a month, but this guy came here by himself, and he can't be driven away."

Chen Ze was a little speechless, he hadn't been here for a while, and this guy added something new to the house.

"This guy is too smart, he will dry himself off with a towel."

At this moment, the Great Sage had already wiped his body from head to toe with a towel. Although his body was still wet, there was no dripping of water.

"What is this? If you scold it, it will scold you."

This is what Zhang An is most speechless about, the Great Sage can scold people.

Although it was Ula Ula barking, Zhang An was sure that it was scolding, especially with that grinning expression.

Don't need to think too much, it seems that I spend a lot of time with those naughty ghosts in the village, and they must be the ones who taught me.

After a while, Wang Fang brought out a bowl of rice from the kitchen and put it on the chair beside her.

"My lord, come over for dinner."

"This guy is called the Great Sage? Monkey King? It doesn't look like it, it's far from Monkey King."

Hearing Wang Fang's call, Chen Ze pointed to the monkey and asked.

"This guy likes to watch Journey to the West. Every time he sees Sun Monkey, he gets very excited."

"Later, I learned the movements of a few monkeys on TV, and the puppets in the village called it Dasheng, and it also liked this name very much."

But the monkey next to him seemed to understand human speech, as if he knew that Chen Ze was questioning it.

So he made a grimace at Chen Ze, baring his teeth and grinning intimidatingly.

And it also gestures with two hands to express its own dissatisfaction.

If the Dasheng just made that expression, then it's nothing.

But when Zhang An saw the gestures it made, he knew that this guy was scolding Chen Ze.

Because of these movements, Zhang An is too familiar with them, they are specially used to ridicule the other party when the locals scold them.

Now Zhang An was even more certain that monkeys must have taught them how to curse people.

"Hey, look at it just now, it's scolding you."

When Chen Ze heard what Zhang An said, he was completely speechless.

After living for more than 20 years, it was the first time he was scolded by a monkey.

But what can he do, he can't argue with a monkey.

Hearing Wang Fang's call, the Great Sage took a small bench and sat down in front of the chair.

It can't hold the rice bowl, so it can only lie on the chair, and use the spoon in the bowl to deliver the food to its mouth with one hand.

"Hey, you monkey is smarter than those monkey-players, and you can eat by yourself with a spoon."

Seeing the Great Sage feeding himself spoonful by spoonful, Chen Ze was amazed.

Although the books say that monkeys are the closest animals to humans, the difference is there after all.

"Actually, the Great Sage didn't know how to use chopsticks at first, he could only eat with his hands, but Xiaoan felt that it was not clean, so he trained him to use chopsticks."

"But the Great Sage learned how to use chopsticks for a long time, so he finally had to let him try a spoon. It didn't take long, and he knew how to use a spoon."

Although Wang Fang said that it didn't take much time, she actually didn't know.

In order to teach it to use chopsticks, Zhang An always brought the Great Sage into the space to learn.

But he couldn't learn it all the time, and he just couldn't use the chopsticks, which made Zhang An collapse.

Fortunately, he finally learned the spoon, and Zhang An was somewhat comforted, so he didn't have so many demands on it now.

After all, it is unhygienic to eat with your hands all the time, this guy is always grabbing here and there.

Originally, Chen Ze was still thinking about what he should give Zhang An when he married Su Ying.

After seeing the monkey now, it gave him a general direction.

Soon, the Great Sage finished his dinner, and then took his wooden bowl and wooden spoon to the back, washed them and put them away.

This pair of bowls and chopsticks was specially made of wood by Zhang An. After all, this guy is restless, and the porcelain bowl can't stand being dropped at all.

Chen Ze was even more surprised that the Great Sage was washing the dishes by himself, but he felt normal without thinking too much about it.

I have learned how to use a spoon, let alone wash a bowl.

"Hiss, it's a bit cold, Zhang An get me some clothes to wear first."

After the rain stopped, the temperature dropped a bit, making Chen Ze unbearably frozen.

Wang Fang and Zhang Jianguo at home had already put on a coat.

Although one autumn rain and one cold, the summer rain is not too different.

After a while in the evening, the temperature dropped down,
When Wang Fang started to rain, she had already gone back to close the doors and windows of the silkworm house.

Because decades of experience told them that rain will definitely cool down at this time.

"Hey, Lao Chen, your body is really too weak. I told you to cook a pot of old turtle soup this afternoon, but you said you didn't need it. You regret it."

"Come on, you really think everyone is like you."

Originally, Chen Ze wanted to say that Zhang An was like a calf, but Wang Fang and Zhang Jianguo were both there, so I don't want to talk nonsense.

Then Zhang An found a coat that he had just bought and hadn't worn yet, and handed it to Chen Ze.

It's just that Chen Ze is wearing Zhang An's clothes, which is a bit like wearing a short skirt.

In fact, Chen Ze is not considered short, at 1.7 meters tall he is already considered tall locally.

It's just that Zhang An is too tall, so this comparison is somewhat obvious.

After the rain stopped, Zhang An went upstairs to drain the accumulated water from the roof so that it would not soak the roof.

After Chen Ze saw it, he went up with Zhang An.

"Old Chen, why don't you go, Huatou has recently found a wife and is hatching eggs in the nest. If you go, I'm afraid they will attack you later."

Since White Feather laid five eagle eggs last time, it started to cuddle within a few days.

The nesting female eagle has a very fierce temperament and will not allow anything to approach her nest.

And in Zhang An's house, only Zhang An and Huatou can get close.

Once Wang Fang went upstairs to get something, but Bai Yu kept screaming and warning her.

So from this period of time, neither Wang Fang nor Zhang Jianguo at home went upstairs.

So what needs to go upstairs to get later, Zhang An will get it.

Unexpectedly, after hearing this, Chen Ze was not only not afraid, but eager to try.

"Really, then I'm going to take a look."

Chen Ze has never seen a goshawk hatching an egg, so he is very curious at this time.

Zhang An persuaded him a few words, and Chen Ze wanted to go and have a look, but he promised in the end that he only needed to watch from a distance.

After going upstairs, the sound of opening the door was discovered by Bai Yu in the nest.

It kept staring at the movement at the door, and finally found out that it was Zhang An, so it put down its vigilance a little.

It's just that Chen Ze also followed, and Bai Yu was not calm anymore.

Immediately screamed, and at this time the flower head that went out to hunt also came back.

Seeing that Chen Ze was also upstairs, he threw the hare in his paws on the roof, spread his wings and rushed towards Chen Ze.

"Flower head."

Seeing this, Zhang An quickly called out and grabbed the flower head in his hand.

"Old Chen, go down quickly, the eagle is really irritable at this time."

"Okay, I'll go right away."

Chen Ze didn't continue to argue with Zhang An at this time, even though Bai Yu didn't fly out of the nest just now.

But when Huatou rushed over, he was not far away from him at all.

If Zhang An hadn't caught him, he would have been caught for just one more second, and he still couldn't react.

With such sharp claws, if it is scratched, it will be torn apart.

After seeing Chen Ze leave, Zhang An closed the door of the building, and only then did Huatou and Bai Yu calm down.

After confirming that there was nothing threatening, Huatou flew over to pick up the hare that had just been thrown away and put it on the shelf next to it.

At this time, Bai Yu flew out of the nest, and Huatou squatted in the nest to incubate the eggs.

At this time, Zhang An also walked to the edge of the platform, opened the water outlet, and let the stagnant water upstairs drain down.

The hare that Huatou caught today was not big, probably a little over two catties.

After removing the viscera, fur and bones, there is not much meat left.

And Bai Yu's daily food intake is about one catty, which is enough for him to eat.

Even if it is a nest that has been squatting for a day, this number is quite similar.

So this rabbit waited until Bai Yu was full, there was not much left, and Huatou had to go hunting.

In the past, Zhang An would definitely not affect the normal life of the couple.

Zhang An never worried that Huatou would not be able to catch something to eat outside

But today, because he was scared by Chen Ze just now, Zhang An wanted to make up for them.

So I caught a fish from the space and put it on the shelf after being fainted, so that they could have a good meal.

"Well, are they all right now?"

Seeing Zhang An going downstairs, Chen Ze hurriedly asked the two goshawks who had just jumped up.

"It's nothing. During their breeding period, any threatening things are not allowed to enter their territory."

"And the balcony on the third floor of our house happens to be their territory."

Chen Ze wouldn't give up unless he tried, and he had been persuaded before he went.

It's just that this guy is really too curious.

"Your family was pretty good before the flower head, why are you so irritable now?"

When he came here a few years ago, he had seen Zhang An's flower head up close. Since then, Chen Ze has liked it very much.

"Would it be the same back then? Now they are in the stage of giving birth. You are such a big two-legged beast. You must be very threatening. At this time, you must show your desperate momentum."

Zhang An rolled his eyes, he is giving birth to a baby, and you still have to go to his house to see him, this is not courting death but why.

"Zhang An, how many eggs have hatched in your Huatou nest this time?"

Obviously, Chen Ze is still very interested in raising eagles, and the matter of being almost caught just now has been forgotten.

"A goshawk normally has a litter of four to six, but Bai Yu's litter also has five."

"Doesn't that mean that there will be five chicks hatched in the future?"

Hearing that there were five eggs, Chen Ze became excited.

"This is not certain. After all, these five eggs may not be able to hatch. There may be bad guys."

The number of eggs hatched by goshawks is not many, but the probability of bad eggs is not small.

"And even if all five are hatched, only one will survive, at most two."

"Why, with so many young eaglets, why are only one or two surviving in the end?"

Chen Ze didn't understand the habits of eagles, so he was very puzzled to hear Zhang An's words.

"This is the habit of eagles. If a young eagle wants to grow up, the challenges it faces can be said to be many difficulties."

Right from the moment they hatch, a brood of chicks needs to eat.

However, the adult eagle father and eagle mother did not succeed in hunting every time they went out.

They all need to eat themselves, so it is impossible to bring them all back to the chicks in the nest to eat.

So from childhood, these young eagles have to compete for food with their brothers and sisters born in the same brood.

And this kind of predation phenomenon, the female eagle will not take care of it.

This is not just about grabbing food, but also fighting for the chance to survive.

Because the young eagle has grown to a certain level, it needs to learn to fly.

During this process, the female eagle will take them to learn to fly from high cliffs.

Because it is learning, you will definitely fall down many times. This process can be said to be very cruel.

If you don't have a sound body, you may fall to your death once.

Or crippled and crippled, picked up by other predators.

So they need a strong body to support them to fly again after falling.

And for the eaglets, although this is a fight in the nest, it is the beginning of the fighting they have learned since childhood.

(End of this chapter)